>tfw raped by a celebrity as a teenager and I don't want to tell anyone because I'll be known as that guy raped by x
>Don't want to tell anyone because I might not be corroborated
>I see my attacker, who looks like a pale vampire joking around on TV and I've even seen him laugh about the subject of pedophilia
>I can see a knowing look when the subject is mentioned from his fellow comedians that they know what he has done and they are ok with it
>>75612671
Sue the bastards and get lots of $$$
>>75612671
DO IT OP GET THAT SICK FUCK ELTON JOHN
>>75612671
Daniel Radcliffe dindu nuffin
>>75612671
Was it Charlie Sheen?
>>75612671
Just do it.
>>75612671
>raped as a teenager
>pedophilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75XKGVwGEt4
>>75612671
So you met Bill Murray eh? Go ahead, tell people, no one will believe you.
>>75612671
Who was it? We don't need to know who you are to be able to meme that faggot's career into the dirt.
>>75612671
literally who
>>75613052
It was in a church, that's all I'll say.
>>75613149
Louis C.K.?
>>75613149
Why won't you give a name? You're anonymous here.
>>75613149
Just say it you faggot nobody knows who you are but everyone will know who the celeb is
>>75613149
Was it an A list celeb?
>>75613242
He said church not mosque
>>75612671
>won't give the name of a child rapist on an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard
>>75613254
Because I might have been the only one and I might be targeted.
>>75612671
>>75613149
how old were you?
It was Jimmy Carr wasn't it.
>>75613149
what possible reason do you have for not telling us other than you being a liar
>>75612671
Don't accuse Conan O'Brien like that.
>>75612671
I don't believe this where's the sauce?
>>75612671
>>75613374
Societies generally target rapist pedos much more than they target their victims
If you don't tell us who it was, I hope you get raped again.
>>75613374
Then you are full of shit.
Name or GTFO
>>75612671
>Be under age Brit
>Get butt hyman took
Name or GTFO troll.
>>75613374
I hope you somehow end up in jail and get raped to death.
>>75613374
>Because I might have been the only one and I might be targeted.
It's doubtful you were the only one and you naming him could help others come forward or at least feel vindicated.
>>75612671
pic related?
>>75613374
Oh ya, because this story will break internationally because some faggot posted weak bait on 4chan. Ya I'd be scared too, if I was as much of a faggot as you
>>75613374
They never just do it once.
Jimmy Carr? You said he was a comedian, pale and it happened in a church plus hes a former Christian
https://youtu.be/DhEjC5roz9Q
>>75612671
Dan "The big Dick @ Nick" Schneider can not keep getting away with this!
fake a medical letter saying he might have gotten a rare cancer virus from a past sexual partner who tested positive and listed him as a sexual contact during a recent screening. Buy a burner phone and put a recording app on it and put the number in the letter asking him to give it a call for more info during business hours. When he calls pretend to be a doctor, assure him that the convo is medically confidential, fake looking up a file and ask him if he recognizes your name as a past sexual contact. To narrow down whether he might have been exposed to the virus during its active phase, ask him for the timeframe when he had sexual contact with you.
>>75612671
NAME HIM OP ALL 4CHAN IS WITH YOU
probably dan schneider
>>75613888
>he might have gotten a rare cancer virus from a past sexual partner
>ass cancer virus
Sounds legit, why not just say AIDS?
>>75613374
firstly, do you honestly think that whoever raped you browses /pol/?
secondly, at least tell us whether you're male or female, and how old you were when it happened. That information can't can't hurt
N A M E
>>75613762
This if someone does something and gets away with it once they'll do it multiple times
>>75614098
yeah isn't it possible for symptoms of aids to de dormant for like 10 years so just use that
>inb4 Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
>>75614333
*applause*
>>75612671
Who is it?
>>75613242
he did have a SNL monologue about child molesters and one sketch in a catholic church
its probably him, or gervais
>>75612671
Did you at least enjoy it faggot?
Jimmy Savile
>>75614932
Is there anybody in the UK that wasn't raped by Jimmy Savile?
>>75614713
Bill Cosby
Conan O'Brien
Le current year man
>>75612671
Frankie Boyle
>>75612671
>looks like a pale vampire
>his fellow comedians
>>75614119
>/pol/ is a board of peace
It was John Oliver wasn't it
>>75612671
Russell Brand seems like he might fuck underage boys sometimes...was it him OP?
>>75615474
He looks like a pale faggy vampire too
What panel shows have aired on British tv in the past few days? What comedians were on the shows? Which one of these comedians looks like a pale vampire? This could be easily figured out.
Russell Brand? Pale vampire comedian
>>75612671
kill him and then if you get found out tell why you did it and you will get reduced sentence
>>75615624
Richard Dawson from Match Game maybe.
>>75612671
>plz plz plz be this fat cunt
Come on anon, spill the beans.
> pale vampire joking
Was it Johnny Rotten?
>>75612671
its him isn't it?
>>75615946
Johnny Rotten outed saville in a subtle way so I doubt it.
>>75615624
And pedophilia was part of the conversation
>>75612671
If you weren't lying, you could retire right now on about 50 million Euros worth of settlement.
But, you're a lying faggot attention whore who got exactly what you were begging for.
I WISH I had been raped by a major celebrity when I was a child. I'd ride that to $100 million and more. Be totally worth it.
Make the fucking bitch pay for all my therapy for the next 20 years at the same time, in addition to the $100 M.
Brand ftw
Dont you goyim know Pedophilia is the new homosexuality OY VEY intolerance
>>75612671
Murder him you fucking pussy.
>>75612671
So this is the next phase huh?
Spam pedowood nonstop, Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider, all about 20 threads a day.
And then trolls pick up on it and start threads like these, right?
I believe it's going to be announced that a prominent member of society is a pedo, and we are all supposed to hate him based on shaky evidence.
Stay woke.
>>75613149
tell me i am fucking close?
>>75616270
>0311s at okinawa be like.
Purge the earth!
>>75612671
Jimmy Saville dindunuffin
>>75613636
how uncommon
>>75615946
Doubt it. Johnny is redpilled
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rjy8oLVOvi4
>>75616034
Accusing others to clear his own pedophile-like behaviour.
I feel sorry for you bro hold the torch for all of us
>>75612671
Everybody knows Dane Cook is a rapist. Did you even watch Jim Jeffries stand up a few years ago?
0/10 bait
>>75612671
Sorry bout that chap
Was it Loki? Or Khan?
>>75612671
You were probably asking for it
>>75613149
Was it..
...BEADY EYES?
>>75612794
This.
>>75613374
How recently did this happen? What is your typical day like now?
>>75612671
>Mfw John Oliver
>>75613318
Savage
>>75612671
anHONY JESLENEK???
>>75612671
Bill Clinton
>be me
>be op
>be lonely on a late monday night
>make up some story for (you)'s
>gets (you)'s
>???
