Is naked and afraid the best show on tv?
>>75605612
The women are almost always completely worthless, I don't think I've seen a single episode where the woman contributed more than the man and actually completed the challenge.
>>75605612
Totally coincidental screenshot. Nice shilling, OP!
>>75605720
It's almost as if women are not as useful to the tribe as men. Really makes you think.
>>75605612
BIG
>>75605720
It's a subtle redpill really.
>>75605612
TINY
>>75605612
It proves white betas are physically inferior to black/brown men
So yes it is in a way the best show in Tv, cuckskins can't deal with reality
Damn, really makes you think... huh
I bet she sucked that BBC when the cameras weren't around
survival shows are closet red pill, women are always shown to be useless as fuck
>>75605612
ROFL. I worked with the dude in OP's picture in the summer of 2014 at the YMCA of the Rockies.
>>75605612
Has there been anything worth watching since the 40 day one?
>>75605720
I've seen the show maybe twice on accident and both times the woman quickly became liabilities and threatened the cast and crew's survival
>>75606020
They aren't "shown" per say, but exposed as useless.
>>75606020
>show picks and chooses from thousands if not millions of applicants
>choose attractive females who cant do much for survival over women who can actually do something
>pick only men who know what they are doing
>claim men better than women
Yeah this is one of the biggest fallacies iv ever seen in my life.
>>75605612
>naked, in the jungle
>start fire
>build shelter
>fall asleep
>white girl burns down my shelter
>time to sing
>>75605720
There have been plenty of episodes where the guys were nu male sissies and the women had to carry the weight.
One of the very early ones had this qt australian chick with some pale as fuck guy in the tropics, he got sunburnt immediately and spent the whole episode sleeping and complaining why she couldn't take care of him.
The last episode I saw was some computer programmer with a qt german girlfriend, he couldn't go like 3 hours without food and stole his girlfriends portion while she was sleeping then spent the rest of the time being a manbaby.
what is this show about?
>>75606400
BOY WE GOT A RARE ONE
>>75606355
>plenty
No. I've watched almost every episode and there have been hardly any where the woman carries the man.
>>75606168
They did one in canada and got the shit beat out of them. The fools. They should stick to their baby climates.
>>75606291
>>75606291
>>choose attractive females who cant do much for survival over women who can actually do something
>>pick only men who know what they are doing
Are they allowed to make clothes?
>>75606497
>have no arguments or rebuttals
>i-i-i-i-i-i know il just bring up their nationality that means i won!
>im totally not new guize look at my meming!
>>75606400
>dubs
>Tokelau
>>75606186
CLAWS
>>75606400
rare
>>75605612
why the fuck this "science" channels are making so much programms about naked people
>>75606592
yes
and they usually do
>>75606696
Sex sells
Your primate honky funky brain should now it by now
>>75606600
see>>75606579
>>75606696
People dont watch tv when they want to see science today
>>75606291
Yeah surely this is just some big fucking conspiracy against women, there is NO WAY a man could ever be objectively superior to a woman in a harsh survival environment
>>75606355
>One of the very early ones had this qt australian chick with some pale as fuck guy in the tropics, he got sunburnt immediately and spent the whole episode sleeping and complaining why she couldn't take care of him.
I remember that one. It was great.
Granted, I've only watched season one.
>>75606400
May as well be on Mars.
>>75606400
>>75606444
>>75606666
>that rare flag
>these repeating digits
>>75605720
There are instances where the woman completes it. Don't know the numbers though.
>>75605612
lol saw this episode yesterday and knew /pol/ would be talking about it
>>75606400
>ULTRARARE
this has to be a proxy
>>75606450
I'm giving you direct examples, you're just lying.
There was one episode where the dude was drinking straight untreated water like a dumbass and the chick kept calling him out on it. He had to be taken to a field hospital.
>>75606805
thats not what im sayng at all. What im saying is that when they get to choose people for the best ratings of course they are going to pick mostly attractive women and physically fit men. Like do you really not understand how television is not representative of reality at all?
>>75605720
This isn't true though.
I've watched a lot of that shows episodes and I can easily recall 4-5 times the women was the stronger survivalist, while the guy was a wall of meat city boy that never stepped foot of the pavement in his life, or they we're some fat shit basement dweller.
You'd be surprised over the things a women can find and then beat to death with a stick.. Even if they cry afterwards like an idiot "sorry I killed you mr.creature"
>>75607007
>you're just lying.
I'm lying that almost every episode features a man outperforming the woman? Are we watching the same show?
You gave one example, the show has 5 seasons, there are not "plenty" of episodes where the woman outperforms the man, there are very few.
>>75606400
Is this the rarest flag on here?
>>75606666
Witnessed
>Still watching reality telejew shows
You are either stupid or ironically stupid. Stop it.
>>75605912
This
Sissy white boys are inferior now. Meanwhile black/brown penis is conquering white women pussy.
>>75605612
The show fucking sucks
2 people go into woods and starve for 3 weeks. Nothing else to it.
>>75606400
W E W
To answer your question: One man, one woman, 21 days with no food, water, shelter, or clothes
>>75606780
>now it
you are a fucking embrassement
>>75605612
I once watched an entire episode thinking that this couple was going to fuck because some asshole anon told us that they were. It was a feminist and an alpha male. Waited and waited, nothing.
All in all, p good show. Seen the first two seasons.
Billy the-snake-fuckeruper is God.
>>75607157
No, I've seen Pitcairn
>>75606291
>Choose from thousands if not millions
It's summertime alright
>>75606986
He's posting in every thread.
>>75607272
There is literally nothing wrong with survival education. Lots of neat info here and there on plants, creatures, water gathering, etc.
The fact there is just a cast of degenerate retards doing it wrong only makes it more entertaining.
>>75607304
Yeah, I watched the XL after one normal episode and now I can't watch the normal ones, but in general there's too much forced drama, Alone is much better
>>75606788
>>75606600
>>75606444
>>75606400
>It's a kek blessed this thread episode
>>75607421
so what does that entail?
Has there ever been ficki ficki?
>>75607387
>Pitcairn
One of them made a thread recently asking people to immigrate there.
>>75607520
The end is coming soon. Prepare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB4ubpVpBH0
>women
>>75606457
Do you know the name of the episode/season?
>>75607520
Literally nothing, he got lucky and found an efficient proxy for the night, or he paid for it.
Fuck rareflags. 90% of the time they aren't even real.
Just fat, retarded white losers vying for attention.
>hoo look at me on this U.S dominated image board being not american - I'm so unique guys, (you) and rare flag me pls :^)
>>75605612
You're not allowed to watch porn or something?
>>75607157
God i hate them so much
>>75607499
You can learn a lot more from youtube videos and books than you will learn by watching ANY show on television.
Also, spend some time on the bushcraft USA forums if you are really interested.
>>75607324
>embrassement
well done
>>75607387
according to this, pitcairn is less rare
>>75606400
which country? its not tokelau
There are no fucking screenshots in this fucking thread.
>>75607151
I gave you three examples off the top of my head.
If I gave a shit I could do research and come up with more.
>>75607652
Do you have any fucking clue what entertainment is?
Do you really think I don't know this, or that people don't know this, or that there isn't already like 40 other survival shows with zero bullshit?
Fuck off try hard, I'm not impressed.
It's stupid, it's funny, and its entertaining watching idiots try to survive sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NISWwty2oW8
>accidentally covering your body with poisonous tree sap 2 minutes after your female partner said it was really bad for you
>nearly die ass naked on an island while camera crews laugh at you
Sorry, but you just won't find this in some survival forum. Its hilarious. Humans need to laugh, its part of survival.
How often do they FUCK in this show?
>>75607634
season 5 episode 2
>>75607634
oh and season 5 episode 9 had tons of drama
>>75607928
Spotted the autist.
If you find this type of "reality entertainment" entertaining, then you are a degenerate in my opinion.
>>75607633
She's right though, who gets pissed off at their dinner?
Maybe a lunatic
its just a rehash of this show.
>>75607589
I think one guy banged a lesbian in the first episode of this season
>>75607677
I've seen International Waters before
>>75608147
reality tv is fun and plenty of people watch it. you don't have to be such a huffy morally superior faggot about it.
I wish they'd do a "Naked and Socially Awkward" Where they put a tumblrina with a 4cucker and see what happens
>>75607799
What did he mean by this
>>75605809
STRONG AMERICANS
>>75608277
This.
Alone is the best
>webm related
>>75608273
I am entitled to my own opinion. You are more than welcome to enjoy that mindless, non-intellectual programming.
>>75608277
4chan guy would be fine
We have /out/, /k/, /diy/ and /fit/
>>75608325
RAW AND IMMA GIVE IT TO YA
WITH NO TRIVIA
RAW LIKE COCAINE STRAIGHT FROM BOLIVIA
>>75608432
lel good going
>>75608432
muh nigga
The other woman who actually looked like she knows what she was doing was just as bad
"I SCARED A BEAR, I DON'T WANNA EVER FEEL THOSE FEELINGS AGAIN, I'M OUT"
Bitch what?
>>75605720
Nah you're a faggot. While the woman is useless in many episodes, there are also useless males. I've seen a few where the woman is way more useful than the male and makes it longer.
>>75608473
We also have /tv/
>>75608432
Ive heard good things about Alaskan Frontier Hunters or whatever it's called
A woman who survived a bear attack, killed the fucker afterwards, then made it back to camp, radioed for help and passed out from bloodlose was on the Joe Rogan show
>>75608277
I had an idea for a Fallout vault similar to this
>1000 people (500 men 500 women)
>the males are all avid 4chan users, primarily from /r9k/ /pol/ and /v/
>the females are all hardcore tumblrinas
>>75608277
Lock them in an apartment with no internet and see how long they can survive.
>>75607287
>shilling this hard for niggers
>implying women don't want mocha-coffee skin men
Italia to Iberia, suck the dick you bitch nigga.
>>75608432
What the fuck does he think he's doing.
You put the hatchet on the stick. Then you hit the hatchet with another stick.
You never, ever, have a blade going with any force or speed anywhere near your hands or body.
A lot of the survival shows on Youtube emphasize that in a survival situation you should do things the slow, extremely safe way.
Don't split wood with an axe, or retard style with a hatchet. Do it as slow and as controlled as you can because you're going to have enough problems surviving without injuring yourself like a dipshit.
And I mean fuck. If you ruin one of your hands you're SCREWED. You should protect your hands at all costs in a situation like that.
>>75608838
diversify it so the women are half hot girls and the other half are tumblrinas. and then bring in 4channers and redditors. we'll see the women eat each other first and it would be great
>>75609017
Tumblrinas would get with the redditers, 4tards would get the hot girls. I gaurantee it.
>>75608838
>>the males are all avid 4chan users, primarily from /r9k/ /pol/ and /v/
I can already smell the treachery and back bending taking place to appease the land whales.
>>75607949
Since contestants don't get to bring anything, i.e. No birth control of any kind, almost none ever, some self proclaimed lesbo craved the dick in an episode from this season though
>>75608951
>You put the hatchet on the stick.
That might have been what she was trying to do.
>>75608951
it's a she.
>>75605612
I need to get this show. I wish i was a blonde woman lost in sub saharan Africa only to have some tribe take care of me and take turns gang-banging me, hehe.
>>75608432
Alone is the GOAT show. I have my money on the sniper guy this season.
>>75609666
checked for satanist canicuck faggotry
>>75609547
She was trying to get the split started by whacking the hatchet into the wood. While holding the wood.
I split kindling with a hatchet & wood mallet all the time. You place the hatchet on the wood. Then whack the hatchet with your improvised wood mallet. There's pretty much no way to injure yourself, and the hatchet is always held firmly with one hand so it can't get away from you.
If you're splitting large rounds of firewood and you want to be extra careful you can do the same thing with your axe & a small hand sledgehammer.
All it takes is one sleepy miscalculation swinging an axe and bad things happen. I'm probably just a scaredy cat but I don't like using an axe the traditional way. Seen too many videos of people accidentally swinging the blade right into their shins.
>>75608838
/fit/ and /r9k/ have a lot of cross oever so i'd say there would be 50 chads there.
>>75608951
>a lot of the survival shows on Youtube
lol
>>75608652
>BEARS!!
I wonder if they would have checked if I had snuck my Ruger in my butt.
>>75609693
I'm team Jose except someone capsized a boat and the dog/wolf on the beach.
>>75606600
waaaaah! I'm a butthurt maplenigger! waaaaah!!!!
>>75607677
Should Syria really be that low since they are our highest number of proxy users?
>>75610416
Dat Hellsing caliber.
>>75607049
>physically fit men
>OP pic
>>75608652
God that fucking fat ass drama queen, the whole time she couldn't stop yakking about how shes fat and has to stand her ground because she cant run and isn't afraid etc.
>>75607677
Need to add this to the bottom
>>75606400
>LIVING ON A FLOATING CIRCLE
HOLY SHIT I HAVE WANTED TO SAY THIS FOR YEARS!!!
>>75610069
She actually had the axe on the log and tried to move both but the axe slipped off. She didn't seem to have a mallet though so she was probably going to do it wrong.
>>75607677
Cameroon and Congo are not that rare anymore. Jamahiriya Lybia does not exist anymore (unfortunately)
Bottom ones never existed, unless there was some mod being a mod.
>>75611184
No. Sealand does not have its own ISPs, therefore it does not exist either.
These types of shows are always trash.
>>75607677
>two Djiboutis
>>75613145
Sup, PK.
>>75606400
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>>75613145
>le rare cuck circle flag
>>75607500
The only time i watched alone, i only saw grown men crying and making shit shacks
Ive made better shelters by accident, meanwhile they can't even get out of the wind.
>>75607633
>>75608168
Pretty sure that's not an electric eel...
Nor do I give a shit how he talks to food.
>>75613198
>> two Eritreas
>>75608168
Does a lion pray for a gazelle?
With all this talk of rare flags, why the fuck haven't I seen the Scottish one around? I remember someone saying it was on the server, but because of some fuckery with IPs, they default to the Union Jack.
Anyone able to clear that up?
I like the flabby American asses on your womens
>>75616594
Haha funny
>>75608463
These 14 year olds really need to get off my /pol/
American women are sloots
>>75606400
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>>75606450
Not that guy but
Season 1 Episode 3, guy was an ex-soldier, he got surnburnt to shit when they swam from the small island to the big island and spent all day digging for a water hole. He was immobile for 2 days after that. After that he was ok, woman basically made baskets, scavenged some clothing and treated the burns with honey.
>>75606187
whoa a rainbow
>>75606400
what the fuck i have never heard of this place
>pop 1,411
fuck you i call bullshit
>>75617812
my apartment complex is bigger
>>75608951
>you put the hatchet on the stick then hit it with another stick
wait what? how do you make the hatchet stay on the stick before hammering it in?
yeah it proves that men > women when it comes to surviving
>>75605720
Look up that island show where they split up men and women.
Women are near useless, especially compared to a man.
>>75618193
With glue and prayers
>>75613145
R A R E
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>>75605612
Jewish degeneracy at the finest. Why would anyone get lost in the jungle with no clothes on?
Do they make uncensored ones?
>>75620384
Lets hope not.
>>75620463
I wanna play the game of guess if her tits sag or guess if she's got a bush lol
>>75605720
>The women are almost always completely worthless, I don't think I've seen a single episode where the woman contributed more than the man and actually completed the challenge.
Its usually the other way around, the man turns out to be a little bitch and the woman has to do all the hard work.
>>75605720
saw one where the ex-army 50 yr old rah rah guy bitched out on like day 3 with a bad back, racing heart and the 25 yr old hippie girl just chilled out for 21 days like it was no big thing. killed a gator, caught a hog (let it go cuz it was near the very end and she wasn't hungry).
>>75617575
>Season 1 Episode 3, guy was an ex-soldier, he got surnburnt to shit when they swam from the small island to the big island and spent all day digging for a water hole. He was immobile for 2 days after that. After that he was ok, woman basically made baskets, scavenged some clothing and treated the burns with honey.
I remember that one, he unwisely drank unboiled water and got diarrhea then though it was a good idea to shit next to the shelter, and she stepped in his poo.
He wasn't even from india.
>>75617575
That guy was a fucking retard.
"I USED TO BE IN THE MARINES! I CAN SURVIVE ANYWHERE!"
Then he spends the whole fucking show sunburnt and shitting in the tent, and the girl called him out on his bullshit.
"WELL FOR ME, SURVIVING MEANS BEING ABLE TO KILL ANYTHING I COME ACROSS, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT"
She should have smothered him in his sleep. The girls was fucking hot, too. Unfortunately, she aged like 20 years over the course of the show, and looking at pictures of her afterwards, she never got hot again.
>>75605612
My mom and sisters and I laughed about it. I think it really helped them to later understand my rants about the jewish media.
>>75618715
Why not rest the hatchet, blade up, and hit it with the stick a few times until the hatchet bites into it?
>>75605612
>2008+8
>TV
seriously, who even bothers anymore? Even turbochads and turbostacys only have cable for sports
>>75607677
I remember seeing Antarctica once. I'm curious to how the Combine flag operates.
>>75621431
Well standard procedure for hatchet work is to keep your hands out of range of the blade.
Yes
99% of the time the women sperg out becuase their pussy isn't getting them what they usually get in real life.
Granted that doesn't stop the men from being as white knight as possible and doing everything they can to make sure the women are comfortable and whatnot.
It's sickening
>>75620928
I watched that, was rare as fuck but for some reason the military guys always get hurt and have to be taken out before it's over
Kinda weird and makes you wonder if that's staged
>>75606666
a sight to behold.
>>75621758
Military guys are used to having everything, supplies, gear, food, water, GPS.
They're clueless when their survival pack consists of an aluminum tin and a firestarter.
>>75608432
Wasn't this the chick that was allegedly a firefighter?
>>75606291
they pick survivalists from both genders, and the male survivalists are almost always better
Also majority of women on there aren't even attractive, and you get nu-males all the time
>>75607130
Lol. Seeing a naked chick beat a little crocodile to death gave me a semi. Was primal to watch.
But afterwards she was all like 'zomg, that poor thing had to die. I feel terrible (but full).
>>75621921
Yes. She's probably a cutter.
>>75606400
Dear Ford, that place is real? I thought it was like Narnia or something.
>>75605612
man i fucking love this show
>>75606006
I heard alot of the people end up fucking on that show
>>75608432
No, she did it properly, but unfortunately forgot to remove her hand.
The order is,
>with a light hit bite the stick with the hatchet
>remove your hand
>now the stick is attached to the hatchet
>slash that bitch, the hatchet will cut through the grain and slice it.
Unfortunately for her, it's exactly because he's holding it that it might have removed the hatchet's bite from the wood.
Speaking of survival shows, remembered that show called "The Colony"?
>>75606400
????
>>75623772
Do you mean the one on SBS? Breddy gud watching твн
http://www.australiantelevision.net/colony/colony.html
>>75624359
I meant this one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colony_%28U.S._TV_series%29
I didn't knew there was an Australian version of The Colony.
>>75614775
He does it out of hunger, goes for the weakest prey without hatred or hang ups. It's a matter of eating not about vengeance or pretenses
A lion fighting a rival is a different story. The guy in that clip is like a big manchild, very stupid and mentally stunted. He confuses the act of killing to eat with anger and sadism
He's fucked in the head
>>75624511
Looking at the dates - looks like the ideamay have been "borrowed" by US (Aus ver. in 2005, US in 2009)
>>75624511
That show was so fucking good, tbqh familia.
>>75608265
HOLY SHIT WHERE??!?! Is it only a regional flag?
Guys, I need some help with rare flags here.
First off, what is the flag that looks Nicaragua with darker blue colors?
Second, what's the flag with the black background and the green bridge-like structure?
Third, what the fucking hell is "Portoia"? Apparently it was posted once on /int/ in 2011 with Zalgo text before being deleted. But where did that weird-ass name and flag design come from?
>>75606400
RARE FAG
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>>75606400
/b/ased rare
>>75606291
>>75606497
They're nearly as consistent as jew's it's incredible
>>75606400
fucking mods
do they even lift?
>>75607603
You can't bring children there because child molestation is out of control. I am not joking,it is a multi generational problem.
>>75610416
>casull
The /v/ in me is getting triggered.
