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Me and my buddies are going to start a guerrilla movement in the mountains when you assholes invade my country. Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, so invasion is imminent. When do you think it will take place, my dear Amerifucks?

My best bet is May 5, 2017.

I just wanna be ready for your Operators. It will be awesome to kill some Seals...

And even more awesome will be to start a War of Attrition and "make America great again"...
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>>75517039
Why don't you focus killing the cartel members raping your women instead?
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>>75517039
>when you assholes invade my country
We were thinking the same thing, that's what the wall is for.
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>>75517525

They are actually raping women from the OTHER side of the border, LOL, that's why Chump is building the wall, you doofus.
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>>75517039
That's a profound thought.
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>>75517525

Will do that as soon as you stop sending them heavy weaponry you cuck.
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>>75517039
>how dare you set up a border to keep us from invading you
>so we're going to invade you
>that'll show you!
>Mexican intellectuals
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>>75518231
Lol. Yea, everything is peachy in Mexico. Absolutely delusional.
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>we won't pay for the wall

You won't, big companies in Mexico will.
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>>75518374

Dude, Mexican women are fugly, that's why the Cartel members go to the USA and rape women there... they have the money and the means.
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>>75518405
Refried bean factories will undoubtedly be hit the hardest.
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>>75517039
>Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, so invasion is imminent.

Both of these are false.

Neither you nor any mexican citizen has a say in whether or not mexico pays for the wall. Read the fucking plan you cunt.
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>>75518287
Look at my flag you blind beaner. You are so delusional that you think everyone is an American. I hope the cartels put a bullet through your worthless, spic head.
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>>75517039
can gringos join? I just wanna do something fun, but don't want to join the military because I smoke too much pot.
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>>75518344

Op here. USA is going to invade Mexico for not paying for the wall, not the other way around. Mexico does not have the means.
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>>75518575
>red
>white
>blue

It's an old flag but it checks out sir
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>>75517039
you do realize, even if everyone of you're able body men joined the guerrilla warfare movement, we would utterly destroy and pillage your country?

I think you should absolutely go for it. Form your little militia, because its been some time since we've spilled some spic blood and we've got a craving to do it at this point.
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>>75517039
Of all the Special Operations Personnel you could name, the SEALs are the least of your worries.
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>>75518575

Many have tried, many have died.
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>>75517039
and that is why Mexico is not an USA ally and never was
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>>75517039
>Butthurt pacos take up arms
>Trump sends in the troops, safeties off
>Nightly happenings on cable news
>Comfy threads for weeks
Looking forward to it.
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>>75518740
>Many have tried, many have died.
What did he mean by this?
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>>75518740

Uh oh we got ourselves el chapo here

Better behave ourselves before he wipes us from the map with a navy seal like-precision
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>>75517039
Tactical
Nuclear
Strike
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>>75518734

What? You mean the Deltas or the Rangers? Hell, even send us some SAS. Flashbang heaven...
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>>75518740
Was that your one-liner, you worthless moron? Jesus Christ, go drink bleach, you're fucking embarrassing yourself.
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>>75517039
>Mexicans
>fighting competently
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>>75517039

>Mexico is not going to pay for the wall

This is as stupid as us saying: "Germany is not going to pay for this occupation."

You have no say in what your leaders do. They'll sit and take it up the ass because in the end you're powerless against the economic and military might of the USA.

We've been occupied by the Americans for 70 years now, and your occupation is just starting. Better get used to it, Mexico.
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>>75517039
Cavalry will be enough to take down you fucks. Scalp you like we did your cousins 2 centuries ago. Air superiority and good equipment are enough to steamroll your mexifag ass, add in superior trained personnel, we'll have full control with no resistance inside 2 months.
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>>75517039

You'll pay. We'll just block remittances from the illegal spics that are here now if you won't. Or we'll take it from them directly :)
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>>75518837
>ebola tainted taco meat

Effective & cheap
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>>75518854
If the battle of Tora Bora is an indication of how Delta and British Special Forces handle mountain warfare, you're going to get smoked real quick.
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>>75517039
No one is shilling for Hilary, that's just a meme
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>>75518897

Flashbang heaven :D
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>>75517039
>US Invading Mexico
FINALLY
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>>75517039
Mexcrement
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>>75517039

Sounds like a plan. You wait in the mountain, and we'll let you know when we're on our way.

Of course Mexico is going to pay for the wall. And they're going to pay for it in so many ways...

1. When the wall goes up the flow of illegals coming from your country will slow down. So, in spite of YOUR wall on your southern border not working, dealing with all the Colombians in your country will be your problem from now on.

2. Once the wall is up, all of the drug kingpins who now pussy whip your government will have a harder time getting their drugs across the border. They're going to be pretty pissed at you for not figuring out a way to stop us from costing them billions.

3. We know that you turn a blind eye toward your citizens sneaking across the border because when they find jobs here you don't have to worry about them. Get ready for your unemployment to go up.

Of course there is another options... be nice, pay for the fucking wall, and maybe we'll help you kick the mass murdering kingpins out of your country.
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>>75518820
can't put a bullet into the head of a headless man.
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>>75518866
Fucking truth. Read some history OP, Mexicans have an absolutely hilarious military history.
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>>75517039
Shouldn't you already be fighting the Cartels who are raping your country, you cowardly faggot? Get off your ass and go bring order back to you rnation.

>It will be awesome to kill some Seals

kek. You know Seals are some of the best trained and greatest soldiers in the history of warfare, right?

You're a fat Mexican who drinks coke like water and shitposts on /pol/ while drug cartels rape his mother and sisters while Seals are so hardcore they'd give Spartans a run for their money even without guns.
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>>75517039
>I just wanna be ready for your Operators. It will be awesome to kill some Seals...

>implying we would lower ourselves to fighting our own gardeners.

We are going to invite Spain to come back and finish what they started... They will make Mexico great again.
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>>75517039
hahaha top b8 m8, mexico is good for tacos and nothing else

can't wait for you to realise encjiladas don't fire nearly as well as unmanned drones
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>>75518637
This is bait, but I'll bite.

All we need to do is withhold produce exports to mexico or tariff the shit out of your exports. Enjoy starving.
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Really Makes you think...
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>>75517039
>Mexico is not going to pay for the wall
>therefore that must mean the US is gonna invade Mexico

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/pay-for-the-wall
>ctrl-f "invade"
>zero results
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>>75517039
We'll be doing the same.

Let us have a Glorious battle.
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>>75518961
>>75518832

It will seem that at first. Lots of victories for a couple or so years on the USA side. But then the shitstorm. You are in for some really awesome times, my dear Amerifucks.

And remember, no coalition here... just you and us.

We ain't no sandniggers. We may be stupid and poor, but foreign invasions in our country have always been a lot of fun for us.
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>>75519006

You really should take all of Central America down to Panama. The Isthmus is a much better border.
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>>75517039
HA you will perish you disgusting subhumans.
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>>75519190
I can't wait to goomba stomp your 5'4 asses
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>>75519190
You're a big guy
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Well this is going to be a fun thread

Nice one, amigo
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>>75519190
You are an obese loser. Kill yourself immediately.
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>shut down western union
>don't support the failed nation state of mexico

you're hungry and we will take your last meal from you and your will implode

10 ft higher, jose
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>>75517039
Why would we waste our time invading your shitty country Paco? You are going to pay the wall or Mexico will become even worse if thats even possible.
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>>75519190
You mean like that time we took Texas and California or a different time?
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>mexican intellectuals thinking they can into guerilla warfare

We build wall
Tacos be mortar
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>>75519190
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Mexico
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>>75518995
I'll be waiting sweetheart. Stationed near the border, can't wait to fuck your sisters while you watch ;)
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>>75518877
>We've been occupied by the Americans for 70 years now,

I think you mean cuckupied Ahmed.
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>>75517039
Dear god please do. I'll literally be on the front lines. Live near the border in AZ. Been itching to shooty bang bang some pacos. All I've been able to do so far is call the border patrol on you guys while you try to sneak into the US near my property. Would be really nice if I could make sure you guys are stopped from trying again. Please be serious. I would be sad if you are lying. Not surprised, but sad.
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>>75517039
Guess its time to use all that leftover agent orange, just blanket Mexico with it, problems solved. Any major security threat from down south will be put down swiftly. The US just needs one attack from Mexico to toss out the UN rules and it's all going up in a cloud of phosphorus, mexico couldn't take Texas on its own, toss in the rest of the country and its Iraq all over again, mexico city and major bases will be reduced to rubble in one night live on CNN and then marines would move in and mop up.

That's my theory.
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>>75519190
>implying we would need a coalition to totally destroy your country
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>>75519098
Is that counting the above top secret units?
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>>75519392

You do that, I'll be in the USA fucking your mommy in the butt with a Ka-Bar while you are at it.
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>>75517039

We don't need to invade you stupid fuck.

We stop all economic activity with your country and build the wall anyway and you guys will start eating each other alive.

Go make me a taco, but I don't want to eat it. I want to watch you shove it wholesale up your ass, and then I want you to shove your fist up your own ass and crumble the taco until its warm tortilla shards get stuck in your rectal wall and make you bleed. If you're going to be assblasted, at least let me enjoy it instead of wasting my time educating stupid spics like you who waste time being retarded on a Brazilian Origami board instead of bettering their own country.
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>>75519492
Leave a few alive for human experiments.
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>>75519111
KEK WILLS IT

SPAIN WILL GET BACK EVERYTHING SOUTH OF TAMPICO
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We'll just buy out the cartels and run your country indirectly. No need to use any actual American manpower to take over your joke of a country.
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>In a few years time you will never be able to meme on retarded mexicans on 4chan because they will be too poor to afford dial up let alone high speed internet

Feels good man
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>>75517039
What this obese shitskin doesn't understand is that in order for the wall to be paid, the US can just cut financial aid that is going to Mexico EACH YEAR until wall is paid for.

Alternatively, they can just tax imports from Mexico.

Paco, you won't have a say in this.
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>>75519599
>human
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>>75517039
>I just wanna be ready for your Operators. It will be awesome to kill some Seals...

Emperor Trump will just put a $10 bounty on every mexican shot crossing the border.

Its gonna be fucking awesome to a Texan in that day. Overnight millionaires.
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>>75519730
We need to do this to find out how they can be so un-human and bad.
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>Mexicans refuse to pay for wall
>Tarriffs and 50% remittance tax immediately begin
>Economic activity between Mexico and US immediately slows to a crawl
>Mexico loses $1 billion in trade in the first two weeks, only $40 million of the wall cost has been paid so far
>This goes on for another 2 weeks
>Mexican companies start going bankrupt
>Another month
>Riots in the streets as domino effect complete economic meltdown seizes Mexico
>Mexico relents, pays $10 billion for wall
>Trade resumes

Or more likely
>Trump threatens all the above
>Mexico relents, pays $10b for the wall
>Everyone's happy
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>>75519540
You're getting me excited. 15% of our population is made up in the military. I can only imagine when every citizen is packing all along the border and it's open season on mexicunts
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>>75518231
no. they just fuck farm animals. your country is known for Donkey shows.
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>>75518287
>Can't deal with cartel members because they have "heavy weaponry"
>Thinks he can take on the U.S. military
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>>75519190
>but foreign invasions in our country have always been a lot of fun for us.

Yeah that Texas thing worked out pretty well for you. Shut up and go to bed, you have lawns to mow in the morning.
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>>75517039
We will conquer your country in less than 48 hours. Stay in the mountains for as long as you like. It will be easier to burn the cities with people like you gone.
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>>75519492
Trump
Dropping agent Orange
Anyone else see the irony?
If this happens i will die happy.
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>>75517039
They're not going to invade your country, Paco, they're just going to choke you out economically until your fellow spics overthrow your government and put in one that will accede to the American demands
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>>75519993
Agent o is a defoliant though, we need VX.
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>>75517039
Mexico is a shithole full of crime and drugs. Fix your own issues and get rid of the cartels, and we wouldn't have to build a wall.
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>>75517039
... you are the ones invading us now, so ...
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>>75519190
Yeah, except for that time when we invaded. You know, capturing all your major cities and ports, including mexico city. That time when you ceded half your territory to us
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>>75520123
His skin is orange
Drops agent orange
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>>75517039
yeah you're going to pay for the wall. With all the funding we donate to your poor population... we'll just slide some bucks off the top and penalize you and then use that money to pay for the wall.
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>>75520270
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>>75520264
And all within two years
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>>75520136
>Fix your own issues

Mexicans are literally the Germans of North America. I work with some business units in Mexico and they blame all their incompetence on America, all their failure to meet goals on America. They incessantly whine like little bitches.

If you are Mexican, it is never your fault, and if only you had back the land that was taken from you 100 years ago, blah blah blah....

They are pathetic.
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>>75519190
>Texas
My sides are gone men.
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>live in Sinaloa
>literally do not give a single fuck about what's going on in Mexico and the US
>absolutely nobody ever wants to visit the state
>virtually guarded from all of these new age bullshit since my state is highly agrarian with a somewhat redneck population
>guns are plenty
>the women are still women around here
I fucking love this place
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>>75520270
weak. But 5/10 attempt. 4 bonus points due to diamond don being involved.
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I think the idea of two civilized countries going to war when their citizens can chat on the internet is odd
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>>75520463
>Mexico
>civilized
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>>75520416
Can you secede? Do you want to?
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>>75520416

How often do you get shot?
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>>75520463
>implying pacos are civilized.
It's like you've never been around them.
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>>75520643
>>75520578

you know what i mean, you can talk to someone who your countrymen are hunting down and killing, you can read their thoughts as they get obliterated by uncle sam
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>>75520590
I want to make it so that every single tortilla eaten in Mexico comes from Sinaloan crops, we are getting there.

Forgot to add, we produce a SHITLOAD of food.
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>>75520758
should have said modern countries, although, that probably isn't accurate either.
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>>75517039
>cinco de mayo

Kek
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>>75517039
>lil nigga who isn't tall enough to ride magic mountain talking shit on a Malaysian Claymation board
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>>75520629
I've built an immunity to 9mm calibers.
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>>75519492
I wish but not even trump would risk his presidency by committing war crimes
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>>75520416
>>live in Sinaloa
>>virtually guarded from all of these new age bullshit since my state is highly agrarian with a somewhat redneck population

Yes it is so peaceful in Sinaloa: http://www.latimes.com/world/mexico-americas/la-fg-mexico-sinaloa-reporters-20140801-story.html
"Sinaloa, one of Mexico's most violent states, limits crime coverage..."

>mfw the cartel shills are online spreading disinformation
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Me and my buddies are going to start a bowel movement in the mountains when you assholes invade my country. Mexico is going to pay for the wall, so peace is imminent. When do you think it will take place, my dear overlords?

My best bet is November 8, 2016.

I just wanna be ready for your wall. It will be awesome to get beaten by an ICE agent.

And even more awesome will be to start immigrating legally and "make America great again"...
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>>75517039
You're one dumb motherfucker
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>>75520416
Lots of Mexicans die there. I love it too.
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>>75518287
Have fun fighting Seals with your fuvking bean guns culo
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>>75517039
Pepe, tu mamá te habla, que ya te vayas a dormir porque mañana hay clases
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>>75517039

How much a year does Mexico get from the US in aid again?

Let me look.

200 mil?

I think, Mexico, that you'll do whatever the fuck the US says and with a smile on your face. Or we'll close the borders, throw a sanction up on your ass and end your tourism industry.

Wrong time to fuck around, Sancho.
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>>75518740
This turned into a pretty good cringe thread
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>>75521072
I didn't say Sinaloa was a peaceful state, that sounds fucking hilarious to me

We are proud of our high violence ratio, it makes it so that fagtrons don't want to ever visit the state, and we like this

It keeps the weak and misinformed away

I live in Culiacan by the way, so many killings every day from our ghetto zones lol

Poor fuckers killing other poor fuckers
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>OP carries out his plan
>Is captured by a team of marines
>Sent to an internment camp to help build the wall
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>>75517039

I'm already setting up some Russian embassy contacts so we can get dem weapons my co-nationals.
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>>75521969
You just got bumped up the watch list. :)
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>>75519203
This.
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>mfw spics they can into war
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>>75517039
Most likely your "buddies" will turn you in to the U.S military as soon as someone makes them an offer.

Trust no Mexicans.
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op seriously underestimates how happy these actions would make patriotic Americans. See you on the wall chain gang op.
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>>75517039
Someone missed his nap today. Calm down Jose, no one's invading your shit hole. We are building a big beautiful wall and Trump already said trade tariffs are coming. So one way or another you will be paying for The Great Wall.

Also, you are a bunch of fucking hypocrites. No one gave a shit when you built that wall on your southern border. Why shouldn't we have a wall to keep trash out too?
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Sounds like someone wants to get annexed
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>>75521903
>taking jobs away from american construction workers
Nah, this nigga is going to get sent tot he fly ash factory
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>>75518287

Iceland is sending Mexican cartels heavy weaponry???

Just...
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This thread is gold
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>>75519006
We might as well just take everything to panama, then whenever we feel like it just take rest of south america since it is mostly a shithole
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>>75517039
Under Trump I doubt we'd follow all of the Geneva conventions. Would be a good idea to bring back the flamethrower. Lack of fire weapons is what makes mountains a pain in the ass.
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>>75517039
This fag's probably not even from mexico either.
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>>75521517
This is why we need to have a juleocaust
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>>75518766
their loss, their country will belong to us eventually because of that
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>>75517039
>mexican nationalists

We're scared, rape baby.
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>>75517039
>mexican intellectuals
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>>75517039
Why would we want to go somewhere the locals don't even want to be?
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>>75521517
Also your ID speak volumes about you anyway
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>>75517039
>Mexican Intellectuals
>Mexican Operators

How about freeing your country from the Cartels instead of coming here, or has bettering your own country never crossed your mind?
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>>75518637
>completely forgetting Mexico is almost entirely reliant on the US economy
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>>75517039
Shut up Paco, build that wall
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>>75519190
>mfw we can turn your entire country into glass with the push of a button
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>>75518807
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>>75517039
It's going to be hell toupee.
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>>75524548
Trump doesn't have a toupee. :)
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Just stop posting son, you have school tomorrow.

In all seriousness I'll rather have this fucks bomb the shit out of Sinaloa, Tamaulipas and a couple of other states than letting them continue as they are.
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>>75524868
http://nationalreport.net/donald-trump-fined-wig-maker-reveals-use-endangered-species-hair/
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>>75517039
Go up in the hills all you want, we're not setting foot in there we'll just take the money out of your paycheck.
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>>75517039
Guns are banned in mexico. Unless your cartel or government LEO, your no different than the cartels raping your way of life. I can't wait to watch the results of El presidente drones your ass live on telemundo. Oh, build wall
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>>75517039
We don't have to invade, silly. Your entire economy is dependent on the influx of cash from remittances from the US. Your economy would literally crash without them. We have all the leverage, we don't need to invade. The choice will be easy for Mexico, pay the one time payment or your economy crashes.
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>>75526864
B T F O
T
F
O
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>>75517039
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Taco...
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>>75518877
Its not like the Americans are bad liegelords either. The average Mexican would have a much better quality of life under American dominion.
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>>75524970
C U C K
U
C
K
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>>75519019
The Mexican govt activley encourages illegal immigration actually. They hand out leaflets and put up billboards explaining how to sneak in.
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>>75518287
>Can't take on people LITERALLY fucking up your country because they have heavy weapondry
>Thinks he can put up a fight against the country that gave them those weapons
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>>75517039
Boy, are we going to nuke Mexico now? Mad Max is finally gonna be real!

WITNESS ME, AMIGO
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>>75519190
I really don't think you understand just how powerful American military might is. We would capture Mexico city within a week. We could invade from the north and south from the canal, and simultaneously on both coasts. Think of it, entire battlegroups of carriers and destroyers sitting right off your coasts.
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>>75517039
>thinking we'd invade you for your measly pesos
LOL

get some oil reserves and then we'll talk, paco
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>>75519444
Maybe Trump will announce pardons for anyone who waxes an illegal spic. We can start a bounty system. We will hunt down rogue illegals....Tacorunner
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>>75517039
>>75518231
Wall just got 10 feet higher pedro you wanna go for 20???
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>>75520416
You in cartel territory?
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>>75521055
>Presidency
>implying the country wont beg him to be emperor after he saves the country while the rest of the world burns.
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>>75517039
I'm not going to be a part of the invasion, so I say good on you.
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>>75517039
By posting this message you will be targeted for assassination by loyal citizens.

When the shit starts going we will offer a half million dollars and amnesty conditional on passing a citizenship test and ten years good behavior for people who turn you in.

I'm serious, I am now also going to treat every fucking spic that has an accent or any shit with a Mexican flag on it like shit form now on too.

You think you've seen racism? LOL?
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>>75521969
You do know Russia will be on our side with President Trump right? Putin and Trump are already good friends.
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>>75518740
I needed some cringe for the night
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>>75523145
We stopped using flamethrowers because they are shit, more than amything. If we need fire, we got napalm
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>>75517039

Fucking pleb- I thought I had seen everything- and here we have the only Mexican that isn't in a malitia tin-canning in chatter from what is most likely a dirt hovel- how many ¿chick`le? To get you to stay put and work on your own countries problems- it is embarrassing that you morons still fall for the "land of the free meme" there is a reason we leave the backdoor open for you fellas- sad part is you don't float so good, good thing we got plenty on tap-
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>>75519786
>$10 bounty on every mexican shot crossing the border
Holy shit
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>>75517039
We have no intentions of using our army to go dumpster diving for tacos.
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Threads like this remind one how awesome it feels to be a citizen of the most powerful country on the planet. How do people in other countries not have massive inferiority complexes? Then again, that explains this thread.
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>>75517039
>Mexico
>Letting their civilians own guns so they can form militias and protect their state
Fucking kek
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Sorry to break it to you, sanchez, but unlike the sand niggers we usually mow down, you guys have actual infrastructure that can be destroyed.

War with the US will not end well for you.
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>>75519190
Remember the Alamo? Something like 50 drunk Texan soldiers holding off 700 Mexicans with nothing but muskets, bayonets, and cannons?
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>>75517039
>Mexico is not going to pay for the wall

>implying you can avoid tarriffs

We are going to tax your corporations when they send goods here. They aren't government entities, so there's nothing your government can do about it, and you have no say in the matter. Not like you had any voice anyway, since you're ruled by corrupt drug lords de facto.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/pay-for-the-wall

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tariff

Just another typical dumbass beaner. I almost feel sorry for you being so stupid, then I remember your fellow spics are ruining my country.
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>>75527717

God damn, stop cracking me up
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Why the fuck would we want to invade your shitty country? Also you guys already paid for the wall, well just cut off aid and impose a tariff on all of your goods.
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>Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, so invasion is imminent.
As if we'd waste the time and resources to invade your shithole country, haha.

You do realize that you're not LITERALLY going to pay for the wall? Like, everyone heard Trump say that and imagined Mexico's leaders would hand him a blank check.

No, all that free money you get from America to keep your cesspool afloat is going to get reduced, if not eliminated, and from the billions of dollars in savings we'll be building a wall, so we can sit up top, sip drinks, and watch as your hellhole nosedives back into the stone age.

Then maybe when most of you are gone, we might sweep in to clean up and take over all that land you guys aren't doing anything with.
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>>75518740
Jesus christ a mexican trying to act hard. Shits funny carlos. now shut the fuck up and get building.
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>>75527717
Mexico can just line up tanks on the border and blow a hole though the wall once it's completed. And America wouldn't do shit because if they attack the tanks then it means they just invaded.
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>>75528660
Are you aware of the Korean conflict?
Same rules apply.
And there wouldn't be a single country coming to Mexico's defense if they attacked a national defense station.
That's tantamount to a declaration of war.
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>>75517525
Fpbp
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>>75528660
>One nation attacks the other
>This is perfectly fine and acceptable
>The other nation defends themselves
>This is unwarranted aggression and a hostile invasion
You are retarded.
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>>75528660
>Mexicans using tanks to attack a USA-owned structure on US territory
>this isn't an instant casus belli for us to shove 20 kilotons of freedom up their asses

2/10, pretty bad bait.
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>>75528660
Can't wait till trump deports your smelly ass pedro. Also.
>Mexico
>tanks
Choose one. Kek
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>>75528804
I can see it, now. It'll be just like the Gleiwitz Incident. Mexico will attack the USA's wall, and the USA will respond with a declaration of war, but the history books will say it was actually Americans dressed as Mexicans attacking their own wall in a falseflag to justify an invasion of Mexico.
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>>75517039
as if they need to invade you. They'll just stop trading with you and your economy will implode in 5 days.
Pay up Paco
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>>75517039
Trump will tax mexican immigrants, that's how the wall is going to be payed.
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>>75517039
>invasion

lmao

Nuke any city with a pop over 25k, send our choppers over your country with FLIR and long range cannons to mop up.

3 weeks, tops... Mexico would be completly depopulated.
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>>75528941
Who'd actually want to own Mexico though? Short of exterminating the locals it's already pre-infested with organized criminals, the land is largely ugly and shit, resources are minimal by comparison to other countries, and it would be an even bigger money sink than the ME.
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>>75528660
>Mexico can just line up tanks
>Mexico Army
>Tanks

We don't even have tanks, m8
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>>75517039
Reported to the FBI for terrorism
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>>75517039
Maybe you guys should start a guerilla movement against your own corrupt government and the cartels that's killing, drugging, and actually raping your nation?

Has that thought ever crossed your mind?

Maybe you should focus on making your homeland better instead of protesting that your escape route is being cut off.
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>>75518995
Is the a CS:GO reference?

I'm certain I've heard it before.
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>>75528660
>Using military force on a part of US territory
>Not a fucking ACT OF WAR
In your mind are you somehow imagining that shooting shells while the tanks are still in Mexico is somehow a loophole making America the bad guys if they invade here?
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>>75517039
stop dreaming and get your ass back to taco wrapping

>>75518287
>cuck
stop using words you don't understand
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>>75529246
If that were true, that would actually work in our favor. As long as we don't actually invade, we can just cover Mexico with self-propelled nuclear missiles.
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>>75518231
Lmao are you kidding? The US is barely effected by Cartel violence while you're country is essentially in a civil war with them.
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>>75517039
Is this you?
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>>75517039
Lol why would we invade that shithole of a country? All we will do is seize the 120 billion dollars illegals send back to Mexico every year and we will have enough to build 20 walls. There's nothing you can do about it, either. I already explained this to you last month.

We would never need boots on the ground in Mexico. If Mexico doesn't want to pay for the wall, the only option would be to have all the illegals in America go back to Mexico. That is literally the only way you will not pay for a wall. But Mexico would lose $120 billion a year if they did that.
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>>75528660
I used to say, fuck all wetbacks, but now it's fuck all anchor babies too.

Literal fucking welfare scum.
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>>75519190
>mexico goes to war
>stops getting ford f-150s and guns from US
>is fucked
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>>75517039
fucking KEK
WHY WOULD WE INVADE YOUR COUNTRY?
IS THERE A SHORTAGE OF FLEABITTEN DONKEYS AND FAT MEXICAN TROLL WHORES IN AMERICA?
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>>75530191
I'd say cut them off from the net too, but I want to drink their digital tears.
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