Don't you yearn for the days where a man could slap the nonsense out of his wife without being troubled by judges and conspiring dykes, feminists and female MMA fighters?
Johnny is in some serious shit. We'll see how a man can defend himself in a courtroom in this day and age.
And his official cuck certificate:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3615590/Amber-Heard-married-former-love-Tasya-Van-Ree-changed-name.html
Wow, a woman tries to get money out of a rich guy. Also, fire is hot.
>>75516761
we could be amused by the fact that men never learn.
this bitch barely had to "work" for a year before claiming jackpot. that's privilege.
>>75516926
Truly the face of trauma.
>>75516533
I wish we would go full MRA on this and meme the true nature of women into spotlight.
I admit, he probably lacked good male advice. Anybody who looked at the slut could have seen it coming.
furthermore, she was a dyke and a feminist.
I still don't believe he hit her. I suspect that his lawyers/handlers were probably even telling him to stay away from her after she filed.
>>75516533
something very very very very similair happened to me..
wish the womyn nothing but the worst
Notice how the cops around her are visibly thinking "god damn what an awful cunt"
>>75518812
seems like the new feminism. it's no longer on ideology level, it's all about making the man pay. we could actually be living in a matriarchy.
>>75518812
Tell story pls
>>75518222
Gone Girl was a warning of what our society has become. We all should've listened
she used to be really a full-time lesbian surrounded by stronk womyn. johnny overplayed his hand here thinking that would change.
>he didn't look at the signs
>>75520524
Why should we feel sorry for Johnny? He had a loyal woman who had two kids with him, a woman who was happy with no marriage. He's the one that threw it away for this girl that anyone with an IQ over potato knew was a gold digger
>>75520683
you're right, of course. i'm just killing my sleepless night with some women hate.
i'd just point out that the gold digger in this case is a lesbian feminist, part of the gender-questioning tribe. this is not just an attack on a man's wealth but also on patriarchy as such.
who gives a fuck...they disobeyed our quarantine laws!
>>75516533
>Amber claims the 52-year-old actor attacked her while drunk and high over last weekend - and it was not the first time that he had done so.
>while drunk and high
How is her account even credible at that point?
>>75516533
Jesus, this chick is a piece of work.
Fuck this cunt
ALIMONY.
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>>75521931
>bruise healed in one day
wow thats some amazing magic cream
>>75519708
it was a dark satire on the repressions built into the family unit you faggot. It was never meant to be some kind of manifesto or truth telling expose
you have to admit, it really makes you think..
While Johnny made a mistake leaving his ex wife (I don't know the full story), I hope he comes out of this unscathed.
This woman is an evil bitch.
>>75521931
>gun wrenched
am i being rused?
she played her man. honestly, good for her.
I'd do the same in her position, and if some of you would quit being so fucking euphoric for a moment, you'd come to accept the truth that you would as well.
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>>75519038
No, because they're visibly thinking about what's for lunch.
>>75519708
>Gone Girl was a warning of what our society has become
I havent seen the movie. Explain
>>75522229
what part of innocent until proven guilty in the court of law don't these morons understand?
>>75522591
well, for one, trivializing and instrumenting sex and wedding for the purpose of money. women who do that whores - that part at least should be understood.
in strict capitalistic terms, yeah, you could call her move genius. with no initial investment other than her body she's harvesting tens of millions in the course of one and a half year. other than inheritance, a divorce or the lottery, that's hardy achievable.
>>75521931
WHAT
A WOMYN CANT LAUGH AND ENJOY THE SOLACE OF ANOTHER GODDESS
FUCKING MEN
>Le future is le female
>>75521931
Fuck.
Also fix that goddamn wording.
Men, I have a proposition. What about we create a future that is filled with built/genetically modified "perfect" brides and laws protecting them ofcourse.
>>75522237
He had a woman, Vanessa, I believe, that he said he would never marry but he still loved here, and she was totally okay with it because love, like Goldie Hawn and her not-husband of 30+ years, and Alan Rickman and his non-wife of 20 years until his death
They were 'non-married' for 14 years and had two children. It was the perfect life really. Don't know why Johnny decided to give it all up. Was the young lesbian pussy really worth breaking up his family?
Johnny Depp is a shill, and Amber Heard is a gook lover.
I hope she signs an alimony with her gook friend and gets ripped off, and Johnny Depp kills himself. With Amber resolving to hard drugs, contracting hepatitis.
Also, this belongs in /tv/, along with the Game of Degeneracy fags.
>>75521626
pretty sure she means he was drunk/high
>>75516533
big surprise. a bipolar, drug using, actor abused his girlfriend? you don't say.
>>75522229
>Krystyna Ponder
>>75526104
>4 years earlier
>marrying a dyke
LOL
Fuck em, he gets what he deserves. Can't wait to see what he looks like after this ordeal.
JUST
>>75526104
>>75526183
Top focking kek
>owns guns
>comes out against guns
Faggot deserved everyone cent taken away.
>>75526104
>>75526183
Huh, really makes you ponder...
>>75526751
kek
>not transferring all of your money abroad and moving to Russia as soon as she suggested divorce
>>75526104
its always a fucking tranny
women are fucking women and dumb, trolls like those yutube whores are being fed scripts written by their cuckboyfriends
its ALWAYS a fucking tranny
>>75526910
His mother had just died 2 days before hand.
Here is likley the story, as I have dealt with this before with bitches.
My story.
>Grandfather is very sick, he raised me.
>He dies.
>Same day I have appointment to check for cancer.
>I have cancer.
>Before I even mention what had happened with the doc appointment, she breaks up with me.
Why
>I cant handle you sad.
>Get home.
>My door is fucking LOCKED!
>She locked me out of my home and put my belongings on the curb.
>She threatens to call the police if I dont leave.
>She starts screaming because I have a spare key.
>Tries to hit me with a fucking frying pan.
>Call cops, they do nothing, because "I scared her"
CUNT MY NAME IS ON THE DEED ITS MY HOME!
Johnny Depps mom died, I grantee she said "I'm taking the kids and want a divorce now get the fuck out of my home"
Oh you thought your little fake apology would save you from the elemental wrath of the greatest country on earth?
You should have sacrificed the dogs johnny, you should have begged Barnaby Joyce for forgiveness but your foolish pride has undone you.
Let that be a lesson to all of you, don't ever disrespect Australia. Imprisonment or death is too easy, when your life is ashes then you have permission to die.
>>75522133
I often got bruises in martial arts and they never went away in one night. Rofl.
>>75527230
Boy that's rough. I know this means nothing but I really hope life has something good waiting for you.
My best wishes to you ameribro. Hope you kick cancer in the nuts.
johnny "PREP THE BULL DYKE" depp
Johnny Depp is just another cuck in the wall.
>>75516533
Haha her lesbian lover kinda looks like Johnny Depp, and has the same taste in hats.
>>75516533
Did he even really hit her or is this her charade to rob him Oceans 69 style.
>>75517966
b-but weak men hate strong women
>>75522786
If we explained it would ruin the movie for you. Watch the fucking movie faggot. I thought it was going to be some bullshit but it was actually awesome and /pol/ acceptable.
>>75516533
I wonder how she got the mark on her face?
Also, if the cunts have come for Depp, there is no hope for any of us.
He's like the one guy all women love
>>75527230
You best be laying down some closure on that story, lad. Can't be leaving shit wide open like that.
>>75516533
God. Fuck men. I how she gets to cut his penis off and eat it in front of him. Men have gone on for two long abusing women. I don't care about equality its men's turn to suffer
>>75516533
A whore would have been cheaper, Johnny.
Now look at you.
Against the wall and smoldering.
>>75528348
But not men of color, amirite?
Cuz that would be rayciss
>>75521931
Stupid whiteknight men deserve this kind of women, he also made fun of trump, which is why he got rekt by lord kek.
>>75521931
I don't know about the second photo. The fact she was cought laughing the other day doesn't tell us anything. But I do love how she is dressed in the first photo. Like a puritan/amish Farmer. " oh look at me, i dindu anything, im innocent with my orthodox armenian dress."
Something didn't seem right about this whole thing from the start.
What a fucking sneaky shit of a whore.
>>75522229
Woman: He raped me
Man: *says nothing because he's being tazed to death*
Man: She hit me..?
Woman: AARRRHGH help, he was actually the one hitting me!
Man: *resumes tazer induced fit*
>>75528416
Who gives a shit about race. Race is literally a man's invention. Its like complaining about what bread of dog you hate but they are all still dogs. Anyways men should all be castrated and fed to female wolves.
>>75528552
>Anyways men should all be castrated and fed to female wolves.
lel
>>75516533
>females
>>75527416
You are such a manly martialistic warrior of arts
>>75528257
he's an autistic artsy beta faggot
>>75528552
kek I love feminist plans, they fall down at the first hurdle.
>Lay down on the castrating table and put the restraints on, otherwise i won't have sex with you.
>>75524475
honestly, vasnessa used to jump on lenny kravitz dick for years
she's not some angel, both of them are perversed degenerates, like the whole fucking hollywood
>>75516533
No. You slap a woman and you deserve your shit kicked.
>>75527315
>>75516533
Told you fools
>"B-but Mel Gibson got fucked over for 450m"
>"50k a month is nothing in comparison"
Depp is lucky he didn't get her pregnant or she would have stuck him for $400m+
>>75527230
They strike when you're at a weak moment. They're so evil.
>>75516533
Isn't saying that women shouldn't be hit sexist? I mean every woman should have the right to be hit. Denying that is oppressing women rights. Am I wrong?
>>75528983
wew
police already confirmed he didn't hit her
shame it won't matter though
>>75526104
this shit is honestly just too much for me
obvious man trannies are pretending to be feminists and like they can relate to the typical SJW womyn issues of being catcalled or raped. like seriously? who the fuck would rape this aggressive man in makeup?
>>75527230
And then what happened?
>>75516533
200 million up for grabs
i swear officer he hit me
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhDtB0ViMXI
lmao kaffir
>>75529615
I need feminism because I have never been catcalled or raped and that makes me feel bad about myself because of patriarchy.
>>75528809
Yeah, and 99% of women would leave their husbands/BFs for him in a second
NEVER EVER GET MARRIED WITHOUT A PRENUP
I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NOT!
>>75530144
true but it'd clearly just be to get rich
>>75530314
prenups don't hold up in court m8
The politics of love. 2016 /pol/
>>75516533
Usually I try to avoid porn as it is degenrate and disturbing.
But since this thread is about a beating, and the subject (female) could possible be a good submissive waifu, I hereby request good
semi-violent, slapping, porn, where the women is put into place, semi-rape-clips is a bonus.
Okey, /pol/
Can we make this an Islamic Communism thread?
I've noticed that /pol/ is getting more and more keen on Islamic communism within the last 2 years.
It's the only way we can fix the West
Islamic communism combined with East London sharia law.
>>75530314
Prenups can get waived by a judge
>>75528552
>literally
College dumb chick detected.
>>75520683
His French wife was not loyal
She only acted loyal since Depp was not fucking up and he was her best option
Women are not capable of loyalty, if they were then human IQs would be in the teens, without the strongest males being selected for we would not progress
>>75528552
I'll yourself, bore.
Islam is coming for you. You just keep yourself within your western feminist delusions, and we'll see you soon.
>>75527230
Fuck that's fucking brutal
>>75528809
This.
He deserves what he's got for being a liberal anti-Trump pro-feminist faggot. Maybe he got a little bit red pilled after this or maybe he'll buy his shed with the money of his next movie because bitch is going to ruin him.
>>75530144
That's because he's in another layer of beta. He has an status a regular bitch can't attain. But for other women in the same status he's nothing but an emo kid.
>>75516533
If Johnny knew she was a feminist before he got together with her, then he deserves it.
Those bitches are totally fucked up and every man should stay the fuck away from them.
>>75530471
>>75530889
Frack, then don't get married at all
>>75530314
https://youtu.be/q504LcDsPk0
>>75531099
>women are not capable of loyalty
Not towards nationalism, football teams and religion, but they are with a man who puts them in their place.
>>75531296
Exactly goy, that's the point
Johnny Depp is a liberal cuck faggot. Maybe after this Califagnia arse-wash he'll meekly hail Trump as the God Emperor of Mankind and renounce the Chaos heresy.
>>75516533
lmao I thought that post was satire
you're retarded if you like domestic abuse, maybe when you grow up and reach the next stage of childhood moral development you will understand why adults consider it a "bad" thing, manchild
>>75516533
Suicide when?
>>75530454
HOWS YOUR SEX LIFE?
>>75521931
Hey, I heard they're filming Gone Girl 2
WHERE ARE ALL RAPE PORN WEBMS THIS THREAD NEEDS??????????????????????
>>75516533
good. i hate that faggot johhny derp
>>75521931
Is that really the next day? Where did the bruise go?
>>75516533
>Don't you yearn for the days where a man could slap the nonsense out of his wife without being troubled by judges and conspiring dykes, feminists and female MMA fighters?
No?
>>75531431
a bitch slap is OK, in my book, if the woman is hysterical and out of line. but, true, i'm not a russian, alcoholic, faggot-suppressed, multiply-raped orphan prone to senseless, murderous violence as soon as my toes are trampled.
>>75528809
i think he arguably one of the best actors alive. look at his filmography. the guy is a chameleon and deserves huge respect for his career. marrying this cunt is probably the shittiest, most immature mistake he ever made and he'll likely regret for the rest of his life...
>>75528425
>But I do love how she is dressed in the first photo.
Well that's purely PR. She does what her agent told her to do
>look down
>dress like you're mourning
>look like a poor traumatized little thing
This right there is the most telling sign that she's bullshitting. Affluent women with money and opportunities to gtfo don't cower in fear as soon as their hubby gives them the back hand.
>>75521237
underrated
Why is everybody assuming that he actually hit her. I don't think he did.
>>75531678
add retarded to the list he decided to marry a lesbian what outcome was he possibly expecting
>>75516533
Daily reminder that there is no such thing as a true lesbian. They literally do not exist. There are some women who are bisexual but no true lesbians.
he probably said no to some offer, and now he is on the media all over the world as beating his wive......
why oh why do these dumb fucks get married, do they think it won't happen to them?
>>75531099
Johnny Dep fucked up. Vanessa Paradis was pretty goat. Speaking of loyalty, Dep was cheating on Paradis with Amber Heard.
yfw you realize her real life is LITERALLY her first role on "All the boys love Mandy Lane"
>super hot chick that everyone wants to fug
>seduces all the hot popular studs
>gets close to them
>fucking kill them/destroy their lives
>goes back to her real love who is a scrawny beta/bull dyke
When they show stuff like that on tv my female relatives always cheer for the girl, nice job that's what every woman needs to do. Then they turns to me and say never marry that kind of sneaky bitch, they're cancer.
>>75531791
Women can never lie you sexist misogynist neckbeard virgin pig ect. ect.
You get the idea
>>75531992
delayed mid-life crisis. as an actor he was probably used to seeing his face as the movies and media projected it and not the worn out parchment he wakes up with on his face every morning. he believed the young wolf when she squirmed under his hand and believed he could settle down for that. big mistake for a guy who should be well-schooled in women. he probably underestimated the trash he'd been cavorting with.
>>75531791
>Why is everybody assuming that he actually hit her
It's """"misogynist"""" to not always trust women over men, even if there's no real evidence and the woman has $400 million to gain.
>>75532174
You need islam
>>75532037
she's still loyal to him goat as fuck http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/29/johnny-depp-ex-partner-wife-amber-heard-vanessa/
>>75516533
He denies that he slapped her, stop buying into her narrative
>>75532378
And she gave him two beautiful kids too. :(
>>75532266
> islam
since you bring up the subject, i admire how you guys treat your women, or at least the codes you have devised to keep them humble. unfortunately, every example of an islamic society is a shit stain. furthermore, when you look at your people you quickly see that they are way inferior in manners, in civility and in intelligence to western people. if you didn't turn into shit everything you touched, i'd probably give more credit to the learnings of your pedophile prophet. however, all i see is misery and chaos. no thanks.
>>75532454
islam does fuckall to keep women humble. read about the politics inside of the ottoman empire's harems sometime.
>Amber heard will never beat you up during sex
The saddest part is that Johnny has lost his looks. He looks like a pudgy creep now.
>>75516926
she looks like that playmate Kendra
>>75522133
Makeup is real boyo. You ever been kissed?
>>75532432
at least they're being raised by her, even she's more alpha than johnny
should have stayed with Winona
![Hillary%20hc%20c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JRuffwr.jpg "Hillary%20hc%20c[1].jpg")
>>75528179
>Gone Girl
>/pol/ acceptable
Even more relevant now since Hillary got her own Amazing Amy book recently.
>>75516533
This is why you don't beat your bitch with 200 million dollars in the bank. That privilege is reserved for broke ass white trash because when she takes half your assets she's walking away with about 30 dollars.
>>75526751
Nice one
>>75527315
It was Heard who smuggled the dogs though
>>75527315
Don't kill me Australia. I respect your Union Jack.
>>75531296
common law marriages exist if you live together
>>75524660
really getting sick of you edgy kids on here.
>>75529421
How did they do that?
>>75518812
>this bitterness
Didn't your parents teach you not to trust women or did they give you that boomer treatment?
>>75534015
Just look her in the eye and give her a firm handshake?
>>75530454
Oh hi Mark!
>>75522149
Its like some women never consciously decide to stage their own murders to get back at their husbands for extremely petty slights. Nope. Hasn't happened nor ever will.
>>75528552
this bait is too old and stale.
feminists don't matter any more, what matters is getting rid of mudshits.
>>75526183
>>75526104
Poland says sorry to that ... thing
>>75516533
This is now a "Women Who Know What They're Doing" thread.
>>75534046
>a firm handshake
No I mean that talk you get just like with the birds and bees just the one where your mom tells you not to trust any of them gold digging whores and always keep in mind they will try to stick you with a kid.
I am serious did you never get you that talk because evenI got it despite living in a women only hosehold.
>>75528419
Shitposter pajeet here is right on spot
Kek does not forget
>>75521931
>>75531481
did amber get the job?
>>75534386
Sex abuser, lesbian and rapist Hillary Clinton.
Fucking disgusting.
>>75530867
Didn't he become mayor or something, nigel?
>>75533138
always had a crush for winona. if she were mine, she wouldnt have to steal. i would buy her all the jewelry she wants.
>>75533138
>talk about white marriage
>>75520630
Literally a numale
This is what happens when you mock Trump
Praise Kek
>>75535155
What?
>>75517966
she is ugly and I want to attack her
>>75522591
> sees flag
>>75522066
J U S T
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>>75516926
laughing all the way to the bank
>>75532454
Ofc the German gets triggered on Islam kek
Don't you love the way these fucking cunts promise to love and cherish you no matter what and then just one heated argument breaks out and a cell phone flies and they instantly think "I think I'll just take all of your money and ruin your life instead." This right on the heels of his mother dying. And you think she didn't do or say something to piss him off that bad? You know she was being a gigantic cunt and probably earned it. But then she got those $ signs in her eyes. Fucking bitch. Modern woman is not worth the effort.
Villain of the year or VILLAIN OF THE YEAR?
Who's worse, she or Shrekeli?
>>75516533
>Don't you yearn for the days where a man could slap the nonsense out of his wife without being troubled by judges and conspiring dykes, feminists and female MMA fighters?
there never existed such days
you bought into feminist propaganda
The most that you had is when your wife really stepped out of line you could slap her. That's about it. Even that was not always acceptable in some circles.
>>75537237
That's Belgium pham
Johnny Depp probably hinted at divorce during the argument.
Guys,I think we should stick up for Johnny,and not shame him(JUST,cuck,etc).I'm serious.
>>75537405
Shkreli did nothing wrong.
#freeshkreli
>>75517966
men are disgusting
>>75539119
Besides ripping off his investors.
![[shitposting-intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/PGFVBjT.gif "[shitposting-intensifies].gif")
>>75527315
>>75532768
But why keep all the baggage that comes with islam?
>>75533940
Punched her again like she said Depp did and the bruise she got didn't look like the first one
>>75516533
he criticized trump
he deserved it
KEK be blessed for punishing heretics
praise to KEK
>>75522229
>Using Cobain's likeness for dumb bullshit like this
What about that frat house that was bismerched by rolling stone before any evidence came out
>>75522229
But that bitch from Brazil was an unitonical mudshark whore.
Also the men on the right are the ones outraged, we even have a bill asking for chemical castration of rapists, while lefties are saying the favela boys dindu nuffin.
Fucking cunts, women shouldn't vote.
>>75522591
Really bad photoshop
>>75543506
*Unironical
>tfw your dad always told you to respect women
>>75516533
Look at that smug fucking face, by the god, Pepe is nothing in comparison. Just holy shit, it screams excitement for the money gained, destroyed the man and the absolute struggle trying to keep a straight face from the psychopathic happiness, and even then, the smirk is clearly visible.
>>75528419
>>75534652
Can someone please explain why she's 'entitled' to HIS money when there's no kids involved?
>>75532385
Couple of things fishy
>claims he threw a phone at her, the new iPhone
>hits clean flat right around her eye, you can see the outline
>when police were called day of, she refused to talk and they saw no redness swelling or bruises
>day after you see this glorious shiner
>she even went to a party the day after
>only claims abuse now when they're divorcing, not before
>has a lot to gain, 400 million dollars
>johnnny says he didn't do it points to her Instagram pictures
>those pictures were immediately deleted, every single last one
>she most likely played this up because she looks like a cunt for divorcing him 2 days after his mom dies
in fact I'm sure that's one of the few reasons why she's done it
There's too many holes in her story
isn't johnny really short? he always struck me as a deeply insecure man even though he's been viewed as sexiest man alive (or whatever) for decades by every woman ever. the chain smoking, alcohol abusing, cantankerous personality says it all.
>>75516533
>But any one of my friends will tell you I always call them out on bullshit. Abusing women is bullshit. Johnny doesn't abuse anyone. And he told me that day ahead of time that she'd pull some kind of shit like this.
>Johnny Depp got used, manipulated, set-up and made to look like an asshole. And he saw it coming and didn't or couldn't do anything to stop it.
http://www.dougstanhope.com/journal/2016/5/29/words-fail-me
>>75545025
WHERE DID SHE GET THE BRUISES THEN? HUH?
>>75516926
that poor girl, she must be in shock after that
>>75547182
She must have enraged Johnny so much he insulted her in the most devastating way he could think of that night: he told her she's a bad actress.
The realization that what he said was true hit Amber square in the face.
Johnny did nothing wrong.
itt beta permavirgins
>>75532378
>>75532378
She doesn't want to split the money.
>and this faggot keeps trying to get the staff on his show to get married despite there being no problems with their relationships after eight years
The second they sign that paper they're fucked so why would they bother?
>>75550407
Yeah, McInnes is the definition of purple pilled. He thinks you can save a rotten institution with some "man up" and conservative values.
>>75522255
Did you raff? If you raffed, you rused
Lip stick lesbian could have poisoned him with uppers or other drugs to get him excited and irritable.
>>75550407
>>75551448
If you can't find a good wife then it's because you're beta. All of you faggots literally sound like fucking Elliot Rodger with your constant whining about women. Grow the fuck up.
>>75516533
AH Wakes up next to Tasya
Wipes pussy juice off face
Shows Tasya her phone
AH "Look tasya, Johnny Depp is flirting with me"
Tasya: "flirt back! oh yeah! We're gettin rich senpai"
This only will result in Johnny Depp voting for Trump
>>75521931
she wont get shit without any evidence
>>75552211
Alphas are the true betas, Roosh.
>>75544373
Look at map of Amerika....find concentrations of Jews.....answer is there. No Jews w/ no kids = woman gets a job.
>>75521931
Im not white knighting but why couldnt she laugh with a friend only because he got a slap a few days earlier,? the bruise could easly been covered with make-up
>>75554546
Because she is a """"""domestic violence victim"""""" who is still trying to recover from """"""an abusive and manipulative"""""" relationship
>>75533138
>Ryder, Winona. Hopping from musician to actor to musician with all the agility and speed of a starved hyena targeting a limping Thompson's gazelle. One of her well-earned Hollywood nicknames is "Wanna Ride Her?" Rumored to enjoy pleasuring herself far more than she enjoys or is capable of being pleased by her boyfriends. Has a crudely, stereotypically masculine approach to sex. Pothead and addicted to painkillers. Shoplifter. Broke up with Damon because he convinced her to make a bad set of investments, and she lost over $1 million. Has done good work with her community, though. Bi______. Linked with Ryan Adams, Dodi al Fayeed, Beck, Bono, Ed Burns, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Evan Dando, (((Daniel Day-Lewis))), Johnny Depp, (((Robert Downey Jr)))., (((David Duchovny))), Adam Duritz, Jakob Dylan, Everlast, Jimmy Fallon, Dave Grohl, (((Corey Haim))), Chris Isaak, Courtney Love, Brittany Murphy, Chris Noth, Dave Pirner, Charlie Sheen, Christian Slater, Mark Wahlberg, Paul Westerberg, Bruce Willis, and Pete Yorn.
>>75517966
ever since brando died it went down hill for old johnny.
>>75554724
Clooney & Duchovny are fags. Downey is a confused fag.
fuck johnny depp
https://www.theguardian.com/film/video/2016/feb/11/johnny-depp-nails-donald-trump-impersonation-in-funny-or-die-spoof-video
>>75554904
>Downey is a confused fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufbexgPyeJQ
>>75554991
>that unprofessional cameraman
>>75531099
keep telling yourself that. depp fucked up when he divorced paradise for the hot young meat. very bad.
>>75552211
if can't protect your assets you're nothing but omega
Did she at least have the decency to incubate his child?
>>75522149
This. Also, it was written by a woman.
>>75516533
She seems pretty awful but to be fair so does he.
![0amber2_2894576a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xLVlQzS.jpg "0amber2_2894576a[1].jpg")
>>75516533
A black man to save her.
Depp Status:
KEKED
>>75556636
Oh shit. Depp will be redpilled soon.
>>75556636
>her face
She's a horrible actress, her face looks way too calm
![peanut_head[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/hbqT40A.png "peanut_head[2].png")
>>75552926
>2016
>not knowing how to greentext story
has potential...
>>75526751
im done
>being a good goy and getting married
>2016
>>75552926
This is how I see it exactly.
>>75556636
you have to admire the directing. she looks like she's at funeral mourning the death of her child or something.
i don't know if Depp hit her or threw a iphone at her or whatever. shit can happen when couples argue and it has nothing to do with real domestic violence. if he didn't collect ANY evidence of the scheming of this cunt, then he deserves to go down.
in any case, Depp is finished. he looks like shit and his stint with Alice Cooper is an embarrassment. he lost his touch and hasn't had a decent role in ages. a pity.
on the other hand
"he a good boy
he dindo nothin"
Coming from those currently suckling the Depp millions
>>75516533
>having literally anything you could ever want
>getting married
Why? Anything you wanted from that bitch you could have had without fucking marrying her. What the actual fuck is your problem?
>>75554546
the answer to that question is the very reason she does not deserve anything more then a few grand for getting back handed
>i-i kn-know she was a l-lesbian and all b-but it's 2016! it would b-be intolerant for me not t-to get married to her! s-she's j-just pansexual now, s-she really loves me!
>s-so what if s-she's a feminist? i-i mean s-she can be k-kinda entitled and rude at times b-but i mean s-she's j-just tired of fighting for progress all day! i-i should really do a b-better job of checking my male privilege... by marrying her!
>>75516533
No prenuptial!? What a fucking bitch retard. Holy shit... He is gonna get hosed.
Never make this mistake gentleman.
>>75534386
nicee
i would give her everything i have.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1190502603
>>75520683
> disgusting coalburner crackwhore
> loyal
>>75527230
i hope you have a speedy recovery but if things do take a turn for the worse please, please, shoot that bitch in the fucking face not just for the justice in your own situation but because acts of violence like that becoming commonplace is the only thing that's gonna put the fear of God into women to stop this shit
