Anyone here want to help start a /pol/ville?
http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?sl=PEACH416004001
However, there are some catches:
This used to be a part of a NSA listening post, but the agency decided to trim off some fat last year, which brings us to this auction. Obviously not the place for you if you're extremely paranoid about that stuff.
It's also in an area where radio signals are strictly regulated in order to minimize interference to the aforementioned facility, as well as a nearby radio telescope. That means no mobile phones, wi-fi, transmitters, you get the idea.
>>75316528
Curious bump
>>75316528
> used to be
>>75316528
>80 single-family homes
>3-story building with 53 suites
>its own fire station
>fully gated community
>starting bid one million dollars
>zero bidders so far
This could really become a /pol/ paradse if people pooled their money and resources.
>>75317632
> That means no mobile phones, wi-fi, transmitters, you get the idea.
>part of a NSA listening post
no
>>75316528
Yes, yes, alt-right basement dwellers: concentrate in one spot. We'll pay for your gas and ensure you get time off work. Please make the Bureau's job easier.
>>75317721
>what are landlines
>what are cable modems
Come on, man. 80 houses for a million bucks? That's a steal. If I was some wealthy trust-fund baby I would consider buying it.
>>75316528
Pic related would be the results of a /pol/town.
>>75316528
Where is the stuff about NSA and no WiFi?
>>75318352
Only if Trump loses.
>>75318547
A /pol/ settlement could be neat if the proposed places weren't always retarded shit like a nigger-infested desert or an NSA observation post
>>75318352
the kikes would poison the well
>>75318885
>Implying there won't be official taste testers
Come on we're not stupid.
>80 houses
That would mean 80 individuals would have to come up with the money. Each person would have to fork over $125,000.
Thats if no one else bids.
>>75316528
The facility, estimated to have a value upward of $200 million, had previously been offered to the West Virginia Department of Corrections for conversion into a women's prison, but Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin rejected it, citing the cost.
>>75317945
I am. Looks cool but I wouldn't want to worry about having to start a town and be the sole landowner and have the politics get away from me.
>>75319094
Well two people per house means $62,500 each.
>>75319094
>80 x 125,000 = one million
Try again, friend. It would only be $12,500 per house, which is cheaper than most cars.
It would be an autism singularity.
China will end up buying it.
>>75316528
>no cell phones or wifi
>no easy, instant access to trump memes
Nope.
>>75319277
Don't worry, I'll be your minister of propaganda. We will shape paradise in our image.
>>75316528
Richfag here is the starting bid really only a million? i might have to get in on this
>>75319340
Calculated wrong. This is doable.
cue threads about this shitty town for the next 2 months with nothing but idea guys until it eventually stops being talked about with nothing being done. Just like the last /pol/ Island, village, colony, etc. that pops up every few months
This reminds me of some fuckin creepy ass shit like harmony lane from fallout 3 or something..
>Buy town
>Rent to only Ackbars
>Create my own religion and convince them to follow me
>Profit?
I've been up to the radio observatory there before. It's a fairly nice place. Also, who else here /WV/?
Do we have people wanting to start businesses in (red)pillburg? what the fuck are you going to do for jobs?
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.5111629,-79.3215755,3a,75y,290.13h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swiTJ1u1bfJwhsNdTzRt30w!2e0!7i3328!8i1664
>>75316528
ONLY, if we agree to turn it into a libertarian paradise.
>>75319810
Our main export will be hatred.
If im not already on a list of people to-be-imprisoned, i will be the day after i move in
Problem is it wont sell for 1 million
My guess is reserve is around 50 million
I would buy it for one million cash right now. I have the funds
>>75317721
>no mobile phones, wi-fi, transmitters, etc.
This just means the media can't easily report on anything happening there.
>>75318547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Radio_Quiet_Zone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Grove_Station
>>75319546
Like someone else mentioned, landlines and cable wouldn't be a problem. Nor would passive antennas or satellite dishes if you wanted non-cable TV service.
Okay guys what about women?
>>75319954
Is that sold by the pound or gallon?
>>75318352
Jim Jones was a Communist.
>Yet the Jonestown massacre itself is only dimly known to contemporary Americans, and the details of the event are often ignored by news and academia. It is, after all, an inconvenient story, in which a Communist community, led by a committed Marxist and ’60s Bay Area radical, came to a horrifying end. Following the mass suicide, the mainstream media spun the story into one of religious fanaticism rather than leftist fanaticism. Had a right-winger persuaded followers to join him in retreating from society and building their own enclave, then held them prisoner and ultimately persuaded or forced them to take their own lives in some sort of revolutionary act, Jonestown would be taught more widely in schools than Abe Lincoln. Instead, when Jonestown is addressed, the Marxism of the People’s Temple is whitewashed and the story is packaged as one of a religious cult gone awry, or as a warning against the perils of organized religion. This deliberate obfuscation happened immediately. As a contemporaneous (1978) Accuracy in Media report made clear, “The ideology of Jonestown was communism, not Christianity, but the media have obscured rather than explained that fact.” AIM explained, “Our media have concealed, misrepresented, or downplayed the key element in the philosophy of Jim Jones,” rightly noting that Jones was, contrary to the misleading media reports, “a long-time dedicated Marxist communist who admired totalitarian communist dictatorships such as the Soviet Union and Cuba so much that he built one of his own in Guyana.” Even weeks after the event, AIM found there was not a single article in the mainstream press that delved into Jones’s Marxist beliefs and connections. Instead, despite his views and his well-known admiration for Castro’s Cuba and the Soviet Union, reporters went out of their way to avoid labeling Jones a Communist.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/377369/unburied-truth-about-jim-jones-j-delgado
>>75319616
Supposedly the Namibia thing got some large donors. That said, most of these threads are just wishful thinking and daydreaming.
We could just sit around and talk to each other for fun :)
>>75320307
Thats what /lgb/ has been training their whole lives for
>>75320329
The Namibia thing came out of nowhere and claimed to have large donors since the first thread. He was just fishing for /pol/ donations by making them think it was going to happen
>>75320316
It runs through a system of pipes like water.
>>75319810
We sell dank memes. We sell rare pepes to the nearby NSA base.
>>75320433
Im wondering if we would make a monopoly utility.
>>75320401
Supposedly there was stuff on Cripchan but I agree that he was probably trying to steal money from autistic polacks wanting to cosplay as Apartheid Boers.
How old are the structures?
I want to do 50's stuff.
>>75316528
>It's a U.S. government sells an innocuous town to Americans to secretly use them as guinea pigs for biological/bacterial delivery systems episode
>>75319810
Set aside some of the houses for tourists. Promote the place as an easy way to escape the pressures of the modern world and just relax.
Some richy should try to buy the land and if we can't turn it into /pol/and, sell it for a profit. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>75317476
This. Literally just a honeypot.
>>75320401
>>75320401
Hey I heard that they moved the chats to a private server, I have been looking for information ALL day. Don't be so quick to dismiss, does anyone have information?
>>75319580
poorfag here. you mother fucker. you part kike
They sell a church too.
We can begin the Church of Kek.
http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucitsrh/?sl=BOSTN115014001
Alternatively
>>75316528
>1,000,000
I'd buy a house, not the fucking town.
Assholes.
>>75317945
>what are easily disrupted communications goy
ftfy*
>>75320166
this the place is huge, its an old navy base.
>>75320195
a town with no cell phones, I am ok with this.
There is no closing time for the auction.
I'd bid right now, but I don't want $100,000 to be stuck in limbo where they ultimately reject it since $1 million is a steal for a navy base.
>>75321627
nigga you dont have $1 million, and even if you did, how the fuck are you going to find anyone to buy it off you?
>>75321834
Populate the town with fuccbois
>>75321834
Wouldn't sell it. I have family abroad who would want to live there.
>>75319677
>Prophet*
>>75321168
From the pictures, it looks like all electrical & communications wiring is underground, no worries about a storm knocking out a telephone pole.
Also looks like they would allow CB radio in the area to some extent, so the town wouldn't be completely isolated if things were cut off.
>>75319677
Prophet*
I got you senpai.
>>75317945
You can buy houses in Detroit for $1000.
How is this a good deal again?
>>75322451
>"$1000"
But it's in niggertroit and connected to tens of thousands in back taxes.
>>75321077
whooooaaaaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>75322451
It's been taken care of up until the past couple of years, and comes with a good amount of fairly new non-residential buildings that would make for good business & municipal locations.
>>75316528
Speaking of utopias; what happened to that craze billionaire that said he was going to build a large utopia city in the middle of the ocean? I think it was supposed to be something like MGS5's base.
>>75322451
Detroit is only a good deal if you buy out the neighborhood and set up a gated community, otherwise it's a war zone.
>>75322775
Is it this? >>75321077
>>75322451
You can literally buy houses there for $1 but it is still Detroit.
>>75320322
It really makes you think...
>>75322893
Nah, he was going to build something like pic but much bigger.
So.....if I buy this it's a privately owned entity right? I can institute a no nigger/jew policy?
Someone needs to open a paypal, and get anons to pay and donate for /pol/and.
>>75323514
This is my question. Can the FHA / HUD, force muh diversity in 10 years or whatever?
>>75323514
It would still be under US law, so I don't know. But racism isn't illegal, and niggers can be scared easily.
>>75323168
Can you even buy "land" in international waters?
Sounds like a pipe dream.
>>75323514
Still subject to US law, so that means anti-discrimination laws are in effect.
>>75323879
>>75323693
Pretty sure that if I was the Head of Housing and Development, that I'd just accept European whites and reject niggers and Jews. I'd institute a credit rating minimum of 700. Virtually zero niggers would qualify, and I'd force all buyers to finance their houses at 5.5% interest, so no jJews would even apply.
>>75322893
No, that is Sealand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
Guys this is an awesome chance
All /pol/ members should move here
#redpill friendly
>>75323988
>-1 sqft
So what am I buying here?
>>75322451
These houses still have their copper wire intact.
>>75324175
It worked for these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orania,_Northern_Cape
>>75324289
The vacant land.
>>75323988
>-1 sqft
TRANSCENDING SPACE AND TIME
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>>75324360
Even this vacant lot listed the size.
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2941-Monterey-St-Detroit-MI-48206/88781898_zpid/
So how we gonna raise money for it?
How much would it cost to just buy out the city of Detroit?
>>75324415
WUZ
You guys REALLY don't want to move to WV.
source: West Virginian
>>75324927
NEGATIVE SINGULARITY
>>75324882
more than this
>>75325035
>>75325047
Say you buy 100 homes for $100 a house, that's a nice sized gated community you could set up.
Build some walls, hire security. You'll have to build a shopping center inside since no one will want to venture outside the wall, but it could work.
>>75324329
Those guys grew up on the land and are tough Boers. They aren't internet tough guy, basement dwellers.
>>75316528
go fundme com/26rfqyc
Alright /pol/ let's get them donations a rollin'
>>75320785
sounds like the x files
>>75325656
Now we just need funding. Poorfag here, so I can't donate much once my paycheck comes, but this better mit be a scam.
>>75325656
Dude H3h3 didn't use any of that money, chill.
>>75325656
If you put it up in multiple kickstarter sites, you increase the chance if getting it done.
>>75325656
>alright, its not gonna happen
>so just give me your euphoria bucks until the thread dies
Is there another way of doing this?
Other than no wi-fi this sounds like the perfect /pol/ony. Too bad these never go anywhere.
>>75326205If we give this guy enough money, he'll have to do it. And we can make a new thread.
>>75326033
>might be a scam
>>75326358
Haha, some faggot already donated a significant amount.
>>75326458
Or not.
>>75326458
That guy probably just lost his year's autism bux.
>>75322451
>people pretending this isn't an investment that's gonna pay up in tine
>>75323988
Should I buy a bunch of land in Detroit for when the hipsters gentrify it? Or will it always be a shithole
>>75316528
Anyone wanna sponsor me? I have a family of 8. All white, all attractive, all smart.
I will singlehandly diversify our genepool.
I have 3 daughters. Sorry you'll have to wait a decade for them though.
>>75326810
It'd be racist to make it not a shithole.
>>75326910
sorry m8 i only fuck traps, the choice of the white man.
>>75316528
Sounds like a model town
>>75319810
I suggest we all pool our resources and create a website business. Top 5 x in city y and whatnot. You'd be surprised how much a completed site like that would sell for.
>>75325656
Ive never used gofundme before but if I can give refunds due to inability to make the purchase Ill refund every cent.
You guys are my comrades, I don't want your money, I don't believe in usury. I believe in a common goal that like minded people can come together and make for themselves.
2 or 3 people say they have the cash. If all you guys pitched in this would be easily do-able. And ofcourse being very wealthy you're probably bussiness owners. It would be a great investment and opportunity generate profits. Obviously we would make special benefits for those who are big investors that can bring economic growth.
>>75325656
There's that site that does pay pooling with dividend, this might generate more seed and revenue.
>>75316528
This sounds like some kind of Vault-Tec experiment.
>>75322073
Fucking kike spotted.
>not giving an entire town to /pol/ to keep the white race alive.
>>75323988
>buy this land
>buy extra large high security storage container to use as a house
>install motion detection security system
>get guns
or
>buy a big RMV inconspicuous on the outside but luxurious on the inside
>surround with multiple tall gates, and interior gates have barbed wire
>if things get really bad, drive away
>get guns
or king mode:
>buy this land
>gut the entire area
>probably expensive, but fuck it
>install a bunker
>security cameras, underground
>real life zombie apocalyse home
>get guns
>>75326981
yea y whites always tryin to co-opt black culture then make it dey own thang
