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Ask a guy who is getting married tommorow anything.
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Is the first post the best post?
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Where are you holding your reception?
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>>75248424
what's his name?
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>>75248424
Looking forward to prepping the bull on your honeymoon?
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>>75248479

Down the road from the church. Nice try.
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>>75248424
You get a pre nup?
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Can we, the people of /pol/, attend your wedding tomorrow?
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>>75248526

Funny. This is a completely non degenerate marriage. Straight whites.
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>>75248584

You better believe it.
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>>75248640

No

>>75248653

Sorry bro. Close friends and family only.
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>>75248424
Pic of wife please.
Or at least a physical description.
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My best wishes, and one advice in three words:

Separation of property.

Good luck.
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>>75248424
I've been married for three years. Each year is better than the last.
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>>75248755
>No

Wrongest of wrong answers
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I got married back in December of last year. Nothing special. Don't feel any different. Just BS for legal documents and muh feels.
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>>75248460
You failed by 12 seconds, fag.
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>>75248424
How old are you?
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>>75248424
Congratulations on your wedding. Make sure to get a good prenup and to keep an eye on your future wife"s female nature.

Also don"t allow your wife to get fat or cut her hair off.
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>>75248781

She actually looks pretty similar to Natalie portman. Not identical but fairly similar.

>>75248827

Thanks for the well wishes.
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>>75248999

Both of us are 21. She is older than me by a approximately two months.
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>>75249019
>Natalie Portman
JEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW
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>>75249117
My wife is 27 and I am 25. Good luck. Sorry you are marrying an American.
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>>75249142

She looks similar but is not Jewish.

None of her family is Jewish. Me and her are actually from mainly French descent.
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>>75248424
does you're fiancé lick your ass hole?
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>2016
>getting married

Enjoy your 50% chance of divorce and losing everything you have.
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Why?
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>>75249193
>Sorry you are marrying an American.
What's wrong with marrying an American?
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>>75249253

We haven't had sex, but I highly doubt either of us will be licking buttholes

>>75249267

That's actually a somewhat flawed statistic. And I will enjoy my chances. We aren't like many people who will quit when things get hard.

>>75249323

Because this is a woman who makes me happy. She shares my religious and political views. She will make a great mother to my children. She makes me want to better myself. To top it all off she is very beautiful and she loves me the same.
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How stupid are you?
Do you have any life goals?
Do you have any skills?
Have you given up on life?
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Did you get a prenup?
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>>75249487

^this

Both of us are "American" anyway. Although we are both part of the Cajun/Creole culture.
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>>75249549

I'm fairly intelligent

Having a family and starting a good career are my main life goals

I am in school for mechanical engineering and I am doing very well at my first internship.

How could I give up on life when things are going so well?
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>>75248424
just gonna leave this here

dadsrights.com
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>>75248424
Do you have control over her (When you doesn't want her to do something, is she just accepts it or argue with you ) ?

Is she willing to do house chores ?
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>>75248424
What is your net worth?
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>>75248424
How well do you get along with her son?
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>>75249678
Doesn't sound like they're going well from my angle. Everything you told me sounds like hollow embellishments that you hear in new age mantras.
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>>75248424
Would donating my jizz to a sperm bank be degenerate or non-degenerate?
>You did say to ask anything
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OP, if everything you are saying isn't bullshit, then congratulations. You found a girl that's one in a million in today's society, and you have done things the right way without degeneracy to boot
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>>75248424
How do I stop the bleeding coming from my wrists?
Plz hurry with your response
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>>75250171
Cut off your arm. The bleeding won't be in your wrist anymore
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>>75250166
You do realize that you can marry every girl out there if you are willing to become a cuck right? This isn't one in a million. This is giving up on yourself
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>>75250243
It is. Finding a nondegenerate attractive white girl is damn near impossible
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>>75249117

Why would you marry when you only are 21 years old?

>>75249527

>We haven't had sex

u wot m8
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>>75248424
why? with the american divorce laws i hope you are saving cash in a burried box somewhere hidden.
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>>75250355
And Majority of guys can't even tell te difference so they WILL become cucks
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Are you both pure, or have you been tainted by sexual impulse.
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>>75248424
She virgin?
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>>75249117
lol isn't that a bit too soon? explain yourself
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>>75248424
Marriage is a 7 course meal with dessert served first.
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>>75249678
>I'm fairly intelligent
>Gets married at 21
Sure.

Good luck anyway.
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I hope you and your wife will support each other and love each other for the rest of your lives, anon.

seriously don't want to hear another story about getting ripped off, I want a family too but hearing all this marriage trap shit is really shitty. Good luck anon.
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>>75248923
Where do I not go to live so I don't get a snake in my toilet?
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>>75249193
What's wrong with marrying an american?
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>>75249267
That's why we have prenups, leaf. Do you not have prenups in canada?
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>>75250906

anyone who says they are intelligent generally are not.. kek
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>>75249989
>Hollow embellishments that you hear in new age mantras
It's the way society has thrived for centuries. New age says bullcrap like "sex outside marriage is okay and men only live to eat, drink, and have sex." All that free pot is getting to your head, leaf.
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Don't use joint bank accounts.
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>>75250536
All he has to do is have a prenup, ez peezy.
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>>75248424
Post tits or gtfo.
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Is it a shotgun wedding?

Do you believe you will regret it?

Ass or Tits?
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>haven't had sex yet
>marrying
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:( wish I was married..
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>>75251531
Achmed's right. Gots to have me some fikki fikki.
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>>75249785

She listens to me. Of course I don't Lord it over her and make her do things she doesn't want.
We will argue and discuss but I often have the final say (which I make to benefit both of us)

>>75249874

In the neighborhood of 40-50k
Most of that is our vehicles and homes (I just used my savings to build us a house)
She is about to start working though and I have a good paying internship so money isn't too much of a concern.

>>75249966

Neither of us have any kids.

>>75250013

Yes. Degenerate.

>>75250452

I see no reason in waiting. We both haven't had sex with anyone and it isn't what our relationship is built around.
If anything our sexual relationship will be built around our relationship.
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>OP in a few months
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>>75251658

Why are you marrying a girl you haven't had sex with? Is it due to your religion? Are you Christian?
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>>75251673

Lol'd
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>>75251401

Agreed. What I said is decent goals, not new age bullshit.
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>>75248904
Noy necessarily, really, it depends on his financial status right now. Prenups don't cover assets acquired over the course of the marriage, only assets owned prior to marriage. In fact, if she's significantly more wealthy than him, he might be screwing himself over by getting a prenup.
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>>75251658
You're marrying someone because she is the only virgin you could find? That doesn't sound bright.
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>>75248424

Who is the father of her child? Are you friends with him or is it some guy?
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>>75248662
Then it's completely uninteresting, enjoy being divorced/unhappy for the rest of your life
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>>75248424
>only 21
>already a member of the JUSTice League.
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>>75248424
Do you love her?
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>>75251795
They're just not convincing and it's clear that your life is on a path to shit. Au revoir mon ami!
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>>75248424
JUST
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>>75248424
Good luck mate. I hope your marriage goes well.
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>>75250679
>>75250698

Both of us are virgins.

>>75250747

I don't see a reason for us to wait. I'd rather enjoy as much of my time being married to her as I an.

>>75251092

Thanks anon.

>>75251521

Not a shotgun wedding. The wedding has been being planned for about two years after we dated for a year before that (three years from starting dating till marriage).

I do not believe I will regret this. I believe I would regret not doing it.

At this point I'm an ass guy. That may change as time goes on and I get to see them better ;)

>>75251722

It is due to both of our religion (both Catholic). Sex is something that is very important and it should be saved for marriage I believe.
It is also scientific as well. Sex bonds to the other person so it is good to already be married to them.
Also anecdotal evidence. My dad has told me that he wishes he hadn't slept around when he was younger and my mom as well.
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>>75248755
But anon, we are your family
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>>75252214
>Both of us are virgins.
it means only you.
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>>75251835

I actually know many virgins.

>>75251857

Neither of us have any children.

>>75251885

I don't follow.

>>75251897

Absolutely. And she me.

>>75252122

Thanks anon.
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>>75252214
>It is due to both of our religion (both Catholic). Sex is something that is very important and it should be saved for marriage I believe.

You are a based anon, I'm a catholic too and I think the same. I hope to find a girlfriend that thinks the same.
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Enjoy it OP just don't get completely shitfaced
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>>75252370
>I actually know many virgins.
thats a nice jab at 4chan. Nice. Well at least your humour is intact. It will help when she will be divorcing you.
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Are you going to eat that ass on your honeymoon?
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>>75252444

She is out there man. It will be totally worth it when you find her!

>>75252448

>Be me at wedding
>Get shitfaced
>She divorces me on the spot

Don't have to tell me twice!
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>>75248424
Dumbass.
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>>75252583

No thanks. It rather not get "shit-faced"
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>>75252370
>I actually know many virgins
Ep*c, dude. Get married in your youth and base your entire marriage off who was the first person you can find. Brilliant.
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>>75248424
God bless your marriage, ameribro.
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>>75248424
Congratulations, bro. I got married to my best friend last October and it's great. Hopefully your families get along together well and hopefully her family loves you. Not really a question I guess, but remember this always - you're not just marrying her, you're marrying her entire family and her best friends too.

Cheers, bro.
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>>75248424
Are you prepared for the real possibility of losing 1/2 your stuff plus paying alimony and possible child support?
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>>75251658
>ID
Newfag and spy detected
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>>75248424
Are you not fucking terrified for your future self? Unless your planning on beating your wife into submission every day, prepare for a miserable existance. Protip: don't get married. I don't care how much you think you love your fiance five years down the road you may be contemplating suicide.
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>>75251477
Judges don't have to honor prenups, they get tossed out constantly
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>>75252739
>>75252838

Thanks guys. I appreciate the well wishes.

>>75252894

Its something you always have to be prepared for. We are going to work to make sure that doesn't happen though.
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>>75248755

>No

Is she at least wealthier than you are?
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Did you sign a prenup?

If not, you'll be fucked when she divorces you to take to the cleaners, Feminist divorce court judge inevitably side with her while she sucks your money like a leech.

>Thanks for the shit, feminism
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>>75248424
The ring is on the wrong finger.
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>>75253062

She has less money. But she has more marketable skills (she teaches piano and can tutor).

I have a bit more money but I won't have my engineering degree for another year.
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>>75253201

Tutor what? How are those marketable skills? Don't you plan on having kids some day?
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>>75248424
Good on you OP
don't listen to the negative Nancies in this thread they probably married a woman who's already had sex.
You married a young virgin woman so it should be a good marriage and the divorce probablity very low.
Speaking from experience you cannot fuck this marriage up unless you stop acting like a man
t.married 15 years
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>>75253301

Tutor anything in general.

She already makes money doing private piano lessons and she has worked for a company as a piano teacher.

She has also made money in the past tutoring kids for school she just doesn't focus on that.

We will be having kids. I am going to be the supporter of our household and her income will supplement mine.

>>75253314

Congrats anon. Glad to hear it's going well for you. Thanks for the advice.
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>>75253314
I married a virgin, turned out to be a physically and emotionally abusive bitch. We are still together to this day but life has been hell for the majority of our time together. We haven't divorced because she believes its better for the kids to see us together.
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when's the divorce after you find out about jamal?

this is original
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>>75253508

Wow, this is some 10/10 trollposting. Good job, you really had me going there.

Have an oldschool pepe and a (you)
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>>75253559

Sorry to hear that anon.

>>75253658

No trollposting here. Not that you will believe me or anything.
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>>75253807
I mean it isn't too hard because I love my kids more than anything. I have had to sacrifice everything hobbies, interests, free time, and the family I grew up with to make it work though.
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>>75253807

The setup is too perfect for her, that's why it's hard to believe. Essentially she doesn't work, raises the kids while you earn money, then takes the kids and your money leaving you destitute and alone but you still have to pay for her and the kids.

All of this, perfectly legal and you're choosing it yourself.
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>>75248424

All i can say is good luck
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>>75252214
>dating only a year before discussing marriage
>still virgins
>only 21 years old

Oh,boy.

>pic related. OPs wife 4 years from now in divorce court
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>>75252644

Tell her to take a shit and then take a shower. It'll be clean as a whistle.
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>>75253967

We will both be earning money. We will both be raising the kids.
I know divorce is a risk and its a shitshow for the man, but I'm willing to take that risk.

>>75254022

Only time will tell.

>>75254285

Thanks for the advice anon.
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>>75254357

>We will both be earning money.

And how will she be making a steady income? How long before she decides: Hey, someone has to raise these kids and I have no steady job anyway so I'll just do this as a "job". Then the kids grow up and suddenly she has a 10 year job experience gap with no chance of finding work.

These are no doom scenarios. This happens to men like you every day by the hundreds. If you haven't dated a girl for at least 5 years, don't even think of getting married. In the first three years, you are essentially wired to like each other but after the third year, the sex drive dies off and now you have to get to know each other.
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>>75254789

She will be teaching. And plans to start her own private tutoring business. That must wait till my income is more steady though.
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Are you in the Opus Dei? And how many children are you willing to have?
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>>75254917

Teach what? "Anything in general"? Is she some sort of superhuman? I am beginning to see how you were tricked.
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>>75255024

I had not heard of Opus Dei before. After reading a bit about it I'd definitely say I try to fulfill its goals.

I am a member of the knights of Columbus and it is fairly similar.

I am willing to have as many kids as God wills. I would hope no more than 6-8.
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>>75248424
How long realistically before you get divorce raped?
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>>75255173

She is an English teacher with a certification in SPED.

She can teach most any subject though.

>>75255254

Realistically it could be anywheres from 2 days to never. No good way to tell %100.
The way both of us believe however it is unlikely we get divorced.
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>>75248424
R.I.P. Goodbye to your money as well.

I really hope it works out for you but the probability is too low.
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>>75255407

Yeah. Bye bye money. It's been worth it so far. Let's hope it continues to pay off.
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>>75255601
I really hope it does (no trolling). As long as the two of you are both happy in the marriage.
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