How would you have saved his campaign?
>>75235601
More guac, less rock.
>>75235601
Name the Jew
>>75235601
Assassinate other candidates
>>75235601
By giving him a nice firm hug tbqh senpai.
>>75235601
If Trump wasn't there he could've been our candidate, /pol. He has autism just like us.
transformed him into this man
>>75235601
Run as Barbara's VP
>>75235601
Hopefully with some survivors
>>75235601
This guy just seems so socially awkward just by looking at him. Even more awkward than myself. He has negative charisma.
But what really hurt his campaign the most was being apart of the bush clan. No one wanted anymore bushes.
>>75235601
He always seemed to be unwilling, as if he was forced to do it. I don't know maybe my roach senses
Maybe he had a pumped ego like his father , Some people indeed are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
>>75235633
FPBP
>>75235601
I'd have used a lot more win and far less fail.
>>75235707
Kind of sad tbqhwyf
>>75236323
Yeah, I agree.
1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
How much sad jeb stuff do you have bro?
>>75236715
37 pics in my Jeb! folder.
>>75235750
fuck, this shit makes me laugh every time
is it photoshopped? please say no
>>75235601
Gone back in time and told George to be a less shit president.
>>75236808
IIRC, Consuela is a little bit
>>75236785
That's a lot of jeb
>>75236785
get on my level bro, I made a whole website.
http://dispel.tech/images?t=yeb
>>75236945
4u
>>75235601
Can the campaign. Take the man on vacation down here. Just a really long vacation. And a hug in private.
Simple, he needed someone to feed him the words.
>Donald Trump: "Low Energy, Jeb! Low Energy!"
>Jeb Bush: "Hot air, Trump! Face and mouth like a shriveled balloon, blowing hot air. Tell me Donald, besides bribing politicians, what experience do you have in politics? Why are you even standing up here? Did you run out of money and figured this would be a good way to raise more to cover your debts? If this doesn't work out for you, will you file for bankruptcy again, what would it be, 8th time around?"
You only beat a bully by being a bully. No wit, gormless, that's politics in America, weak unintelligent leaders being bullied by an opportunist.
>>75236622
This one always reminds me of Lisa throwing an ice ball at Bart who runs outside in his pajamas and every school bully laughs at him
>>75235601
By allying with or not attacking trump.
We could have a Trump/jeb! Ticket
>>75235601
>>75238441
>getting cucked by literal cucks
This shit is just too sad
>>75238397
Oh please no. No more Bush's, no more Clintons.
Well, if I were Jeb... with all the money he got from Donors I'd have hired Miller and Manafort.... He'd win then probably
You guys like my cats btw?
>>75238397
Trump would "mysterously" die the day after inauguration
>>75238627
>>75235707
>>75235732
Given that his family is insanely rich and also quite famous, imagine what an insufferable autist he must be, if even false friends and gold diggers wouldn't stay around.
>>75235750
Did someone resize columba in mspaint or photoship? what the hell- i had no idea she was that goofy looking.
>>75235994
279 million dollars in his campain fund and he was doing this....
>>75235601
jeb is a mess
>>75238570
Is there a back story? The whole thread is pretty sad (yet hilarious) but this is just gut punching.
>>75239342
eh, I just mocked the Sanders thing. I dunno.
But just look at their faces.
I laughed at all of this at the time, but now, in hind sight, I feel really fucking bad for Jeb. He was like /r9k/ the candidate.
Can you imagine what the inevitable Jeb!/ Hillary debates would have been like if Trump hadn't run? Jesus fucking Christ.
By cutting his throat in his sleep
I asked myself the same question yesterday. Then i rewatched the debates and youtube videos and lost my sides. There was nothing he could do as long as he was himself.
https://youtu.be/abfLDg_7Hjo
>>75239335
Jeb is a waste
>>75239422
Oh I agree. I just want to know what must have immediately preceded that photo. They would have to have asked him for a picture, and without the charisma to politely tell them to fuck themselves he had to stand there and have his shit cucked up.
On top of that, they're out loud saying that they're Republican but prefer the socialist to this guy. And he's just smiling warmly.
>>75237118
This.
They all just underestimated Trump for way too long.
>>75239688
but i say this every night, every day, every afternoon and it's so true
>>75239716
He was photobombed by some faggot Republicans for Bernie they had closed coats until just before the shot
>>75235994
I smoked weed in that parking lot in high school
>>75236948
Don't you mean a..
Yebsite?
https://youtu.be/abfLDg_7Hjo?t=3m39s
>>75239582
Even worse, the Jeb vs Bernie debates
>>75239024
>Given that his family is insanely rich and also quite famous
In fairness to the guacman, perhaps that is the very reason why he has trouble making friends
>>75241472
>Jeb vs Bernie debate
It would be a beta cuckold singularity.
Convince Barbara Bush to run instead.
>>75235707
I feel sad for Jeb now. He is probably posting on /r9k/ now
>>75235601
cocaine.
