What would you do if your girlfriend got into a fight with another girl and got her ass beat?
Break up with her
>>75226975
Beat her for getting beaten.
I guess that other girl is my new gf now?
>>75227225
/thread
>>75226975
Sex.why do you ask OP? Did someone beat you up?
Few things disgust me as much as girls fighting.
Even if you're a guy it's nigger level behavior unless someone's attacking you. When girls do it it's even worse, just screaming and slapping like apes.
You have the video?
>>75227392
This, I feel grossed out seeing women fight each other and seeing women cry 90% of the time it's stupid shit and I just want to tell her to shut up
I would break up with her unless it was totally self defense and not for some stupid whore-tier reason.
>>75227517
Youre supposed to bang them when they cry.
Put my first price seal on and wait.
Masturbate to it
>>75226975
Sing a sad song. Bitches love sad songs.
>>75226975
Fuck the winner, she's clearly the better mate.
>>75226975
If she started it, and it barely/didn't involve me? Nothing.
My gf is 5'8 and should be able to out-box most women. God help her if a fatty gets on top of her though.
>>75226975
Hold her.
Then fuck her throat.
>>75227392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mU2wv9Z88o
Great to watch when you need a laugh.
>>75226975
Do what I do everyday - eat 6 mcdoubles
>>75226975
If she started it and it was some stupid shit, dump her.
If some random ghetto crackhead came up to her and started shit, I'd beat the fuck out of the crackhead and my relationship with my GF would not change in any way.
>>75227757
Indian bitches probably prefer big poos to the face.
>>75226975
My gf would never do it, if she got into a fight is because the other girl started, in that case i would deck the bitch hard.
>>75227757
Not as much as they love toilets, not that you would know.
Keep on poo'in,just not loo'in
>>75226975
I'd probably break up the fight.
But then I'd probably masterbate to the thought of the girl who beat up my girlfriend hypothetically cuckqueaning said girlfriend. Consequently, I'd contemplate cheating on my girlfriend with said more dominate girl along with the intention of us getting caught by now weaker ex-girlfriend. Hopefully, I'd orgasm inside the more dominate girl right in the middle of her sex-diatribe of how my ex-girl doesn't have the bigger tits, thicker ass, tighter pussy, and overall better looks than her.
A fantasy a sick part of me hopes will happen one day.
>>75227307
Fuckin' lol'd, underrated.
>>75227443
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTboOHNprlU
>>75226975
My girlfriend doesn't get into fights with other girls because she's feminine.
If there's even a slight possibility that your girlfriend would ever fight another girl for any reason, then you are low-test, she is a disgusting feminist, and you should off yourself.
Git gud or git lost whore i wont let my children carry weak genes
>>75226975
/b/ tier thread.
I'd beat that bitch like she owes me money.
I ride with my niggas, and I'd die with my niggas.
If my wife cares enough to hit a bitch, I'll tear that head off of her with my bare hands.
teach her how to win the next fight
>>75226975
I would knock the other girls ass out. In my state by law I am allowed to protect my property.
>>75227607
I don't want to have sex outside marriage because it's a sin and I already did once in high school and felt guilty
>>75226975
I will go "muh self defense" and shoot down the bitch that harmed my bird.
>>75228494
>for any reason
Any reason at all? So, if some crazy bitch attacks your girlfriend out of nowhere, your girlfriend is automatically a feminist and your testosterone levels will also drop?
>>75228647
Shit, what's this guys name again?
Always forget.
>>75228888
Hold her tighter, she's a fighter
>>75228888
guy incognito
>>75228888
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
I don't consider any human over 160 pounds to be female, and that's being generous. If a hamplanet or really any girl with a significant size advantage started hitting my girl they're getting laid out. Otherwise just pull the other girl off her before shit gets too crazy.
>>75226975
>Not beating the shit out of the girl she's fighting
Fuck fair fights my wife's not going to fucking die over some catfight
>>75228842
That's correct, my low-T friend.
Would you like some tips for boosting your T-levels? How often you do squat, brother?
>>75226975
Depends on the girl she was fighting, and how she did. If she was fighting some negress beast, I would help her out, and probably toss in a few kicks to the black bitch, so my chick could win. If she was fighting some girl who was on par with her, I would probably just break it up, by grabbing the other woman. Now this is decision time for your girl. If she stands up, and say sucker punches the other girl while I was holding her, I would have a problem with that. If she started crying or something I would feel bad for her. If there was anything I didn't like about her though, it would be breakup time. Women break it off with men all the time after seeing them get their asses beat. Equality, bitches.
>>75228888
Why do you guys do this shit all the time?
women are the niggers of gender. nigger women are the ultraniggers of gender
>>75228888
Dan "consent is a social construct" Schneider
Fuck the other girl and make her watch.
>>75229225
Do you enjoy shitposting like this all the time?
>implying I'd date trash that would get in fights
>>75228797
lmao
>>75229375
Only in threads that were already shit to begin with. Besides, memeing Dan "hymen-findin' " Schneider has been a thing forever.
I would help her of course, what the fucking shit?
>>75229677
Well it's fucking stupid stop
>>75228797
Roast beef
>>75229858
What a horrible way to call women.
>>>/r9k/
>>75228729
>>75228797
post more
>>75226975
i would not let this happen to my gf in the first place, i beat anyone up who threatens her, girl or guy doesnt matter.Equal rights, equal lefts.
>>75229765
If you attack the shitposters, they win
>>75229963
No, he's not calling her roast beef, he's calling her vagina roast beef, cause her vagina lips are so flappy they might as well be wings.
>>75226975
>your girlfriend
>>75230006
No I'm just tired of these stupid Dan Schneider memes they're not funny
>>75230201
Go to bed Dan, there's a crying 13 year old with dreams of stardom waiting there for you.
>>75230261
I'm Canadian Dan is American. I just think this meme is stupid okay?
>>75226975
put on my robe and wizard hat.
That actually happened to me once. I was partying at this guy's place who had a older sister who was a retard. She always did hilarious shit like walk around naked (huge tits) or blow snot all over her own face, she was just wacky chaos, and really high strung and violent too.
I guess she was coming out of her room or something and my gf walked by and she flipped out and attacked her, and she bled all over the place, and I was like oh yeah somebody stole the sign about her, sorry.
There had been a sign that said to knock before going down the hall and it was gone because all of us would always take it down whenever we could get away with it, to see stuff like this happen.
It was actually probably my fault, I am almost positive I had unpinned the sign and dropped it behind the couch like I always did.
I don't know if my gf was actually upset about it or what, but she didn't seem to be anyways.
>>75230312
>okay?
Nothing is okay anymore, now quit trying to poach prime Canadian pre-teens, get back down here and produce the next season of "fuck a white girl bruv" or whatever you're jizzing across Nickelodeon these days.
>>75226975
I would honestly never let that happen.
If my woman started losing i'd definitely jump in and pull the other bitch off.
But i'd never let my girl fight anyone anyway.
And my girl would never fight anyone anyhow. That's too low class for her.
>>75230437
Shut up this isn't funny it's serious
>>75226975
Film it and post it on cuck.com
>>75230608
So is pedophilia, Dan.
>>75230798
FUCK YOU IM NOT DAN
>>75226975
Rape her as punishment and tell her that if she loses again I'll rape her again.
>>75227912
neat
>>75230870
fuck off dan
>>75228299
Straight to the cuck fetish eh?
Canadians really don't waste any time.
>>75231755
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
>>75230186
I forgot how good that art was even back then.
Seems like now it's just gotten shittier.
>>75227517
>How long do I have to sit here listening to her whining?
>Is it safe to go back to looking at my phone or will she get mad?
Women are the worst
>>75231871
dan detected
>>75231236
NEET*
>>75226975
Make her get fucked with a strap on by the girl who beat her, like on Ultimate Surrender
>>75232389
I have said this a million times before I am not Dan Schneider
>>75226975
Lick her ass
Whenever women throw things, or throw punches for that matter, they always seem to just slap with their forearms.
Why is that?
>>75232513
Women are generally dumb as shit.
>>75232574
But the spic chick in your webm at least punches with her shoulder and body...and didn't grab for the other chick's hair immediately.
>>75232920
She is a trained MMA fighter and yet she still has worldstar-tier fighting skills.
>>75232501
This is exactly what Dan Schneider would say, you know.
>>75233817
Fuck you dumb ass don't call me that okay?
>>75234047
Then stop putting young girls in compromising positions for television, Dan.
>>75234217
IM NOT DAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>75234300
Well you keep replying, obviously. The only way to defeat a shitposter is to not respond or acknowledge it in any way, any other action gives the shitposter exactly what they want: you angry.
I know I shouldn't spoonfeed like this, but everyone needs a hand now and then.
Watch and masturbate furiously.
>>75234456
if you give dan a heart attack and i dont get a new nickelodeon show with lots of little girls i'm going to be really mad at you
>>75234456
I just want these stupid memes to end
>>75234940
FUCK YOU
>>75226975
Find the most significant male figure in the life of the girl who beat her up and then beat the holy hall out of him.
>>75226975
Fuck them both after the fight.
>>75226975
probably fuck her while pulling her hair
>>75234998
the burger knows
>>75234955
Training yourself to ignore a post when every cell in your body screams at you to click-clack out a capslock response is the hardest thing you'll learn here. You do need to learn it though, after the first few times it gets so much easier to spot a shitpost and just keep scrolling.
>>75234940
The next Nick show will literally just be porn, 22 minutes of cuckoldry interspersed with ads for Rugrats reruns or whatever else they put up nowadays.
>>75228647
>>75226975
Tell her to stop starting fights
>>75228888
checked
>>75230870
>>75230608
>>75230312
Every fucking time with this shit.
Who are you? What is a day in your life like?
If I said that Bill Clinton was a prolific rapist, what do you have to say to that?
>>75235429
>Who are you?
Dan "teens'creme" Schneider, only he would deny being himself that hard.
>>75235203
Nick produces great shows that provide hours of entertainment for the whole family
>>75235429
I'm just a Canadian
I have nothing more to say
>>75235544
Don't say that
>>75235550
Why do you never talk about anything but how you're not Dan but we all need to stop calling you the man with the plan to get girls in the van?
>>75227912
>mcdoubles
>1 off doubles
>>75228380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwXINuTp1vg
>>75235637
I never said don't call me that I said don't call him that
>>75235550
>mfw it actually is Dan on vacation to the national attic
>>75235593
I think you're just upset because all you found up there were asian boys and muslims.
>>75230186
Don't you fucking dare insult psyduck you fucking piece of shit.
>>75235718
Yeah what's weird to me is that Dan could afford one of those creepy memetics companies to come in and shut this down for him but instead it's just you.
What do you think about other /pol/ stuff? You think Hillary's gonna get indicted? What about Justin Trudeau? Any thoughts on your prime minister?
>>75235738
You need to screw off I'm not Dan Schneider
I'm just a guy from Canada
>>75235850
>I'm just a guy from Canada
Ted Cruz?
>>75235831
Dans Schneider didn't hire me I just don't like these stupid memes okay?
We will just have to wait and see what happens to Hilary.
I have no opinion of Justin Trudeau
>>75226975
>Dating with women who fight
>Associating with people in general who fight
>>75235928
>day 650: today I told them to stop but they didn't
>day 683: they still keep coming up with weird nicknames for Mr. S
>day 690: posted again today
>day 700: big day here at last, after so long staring at the noose I finally will wear it tonight
>day 701: I hate myself
>>75226975
1st she would not engage in fighting but ofcourse there's always a chance.
If that were to happen I would beat the living shit out of that other girl. Nobody harms my girlfriend
>>75226975
Break up with her. Inferior women are not worthy of giving birth to my progeny
Laugh. I was married a long time ago and my wife fell down and rolled down a mountain and I laughed and called her stupid because she was so shit tier in front of my mountain bike bros
>>75236064
Maybe you'll get it through your big skull and stop slandering Dan Schneiders name!
>>75235928
Can someone please find out every time this fucker posts and just respond "DAN" to everything he says?
>>75235928
You have no opinion of Trudeau?
Did you vote for him?
Are you more conservative or liberal?
What about marijuana legalization? Everyone has an opinion on that. What's yours?
>>75228888
Dan "large hymen collider" Schneider
>>75236306
What would the point of doing that be?
>>75236341
CAN YOU STOP? IM TIRED OF THIS SHITPOSTING
>>75228689
You're throwing away the best years of your life out of fear.
Good thing I'm alone so I wouldn't have to deal with that
>>75236450
I'm enjoying my life greatly
>>75226975
Fuck her right into pussy.
>>75236489
yes that will change if you start fornicating
>>75226975
fuck both of them
involve lots of bloodplay
>>75236489
You would be, wouldn't you? All the pre-teen puss your fat fingers can slide up in, immunity from the lynch-mob, and a Hostess caterer who travels abroad keeping her mouth shut.
>>75226975
rape the other girl
>>75236580
Can you stop this?!
Anyway I'm going to bed I have to be up early tomorrow I have a long day. Stop shitposting about Dan Schneider
>>75236489
>I'm enjoying my life greatly
yeah, me too
>>75236640
>Stop shitposting about Dan Schneider
Not even in death
>>75227225
>>75227307
>>75227310
Why do you guys have womens monkey logic?
>>75226975
Did my girlfriend start the fight? Because that's relevant info.
If so, well, maybe she learned something. I would ask her what lesson she learned from her mistake. If her attitude was right, I would car for her wounds and life would go on. If she was a bitch about it, I would dump her on the spot. I dated a girl that liked to start fights once and won't date another.
If she didn't start the fight, I would knock the other girl out with a really nasty kick to the face, hopefully at least breaking her nose or jaw. Then we would take my girl home and alpha fuck her like a jackhammer.
>>75232574
wait, why did this ever happen
