You are at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do, /pol/ ?
>>75203313
whisper in his ear:
"MAGA"
>>75203313
He just Made my GF Ass Great Again
>>75203313
Slap his wife's ass
Thank you mr president
>>75203313
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
*raises boipucci tenderly*
>>75203313
kiss him on the cheek and wink at him then prep my boipucci and my cuck for late night love
"Thank you for the honor, sir".
Cut out her ass and preserve it.
slap his daughter's ass
>>75203313
Tell him to slap my ass also
>>75203313
Implying any western woman today who remotely looks decent hasn't has a hundred cocks before graduating high school
>>75203313
"S-sir, I.. just.. I love you, please, slap my ass too."
>>75203313
Give him a hi-five
>>75203313
I would be extreamly confused, and conflicted. I might stand there like a dumbass for a second, then I will say "What just happened, did that just happened GF, did that happen, why did he do that? Are you the real Trump? Am I the real Anon? Are you my real girlfriend" then I have to cut the fantasy there because my imaginary self picks up the nearest heavy thing, and throws it through a window, then starts sprinting down the middle of the road.
>>75204091
Nice flag
>>75203313
Know my place
..
Donald Trump will bring prosperity back to America. We will all be rich again, just like it use to be!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOKb1IXJpo
>>75203313
that'll be 50$ plus tip
>>75203313
Have him autograph her tits next.
>>75203313
Allow him to a small bone for a million dollars
>>75203313
Let him slap mine next
>>75203313
Does he keep the same smile when he does it?
Prep the bull.
>>75203313
We all laugh and then MAGA.
>>75203313
open a warm diet coke
>>75203313
Grab Tiffany's tits
>>75203313
Bend over, insert lube, and plead with him to fuck my asshole and have his way with me, and then explain I've been craving it ever since my strong powerful uncle stopped doing it to me and say that he reminds me of that kind of authority figure who can really take control of my ass and deal with my butthurt, even though none of us are faggots.
Wonder where the hell I got a girlfriend
>>75205823
holy shit dude
I hope your uncle didn't actually stretch out your anus :( Either way, Daddy will fulfill all of those leftover needs.
I kill myself
>>75203313
suck his cock
>>75204670
R A R E
A
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>>75205823
Hey with you say no homo after and your balls don't touch is not gay
>>75206042
*if you
>>75203313
Wouldn't happen, don has better things to do than hang out at degenerate clubs
>>75204670
There's something wrong with your flag, Finland.
>>75206042
Very true, wise anon.
>>75203313
Thank christ that i finally have an excuse to break a glass on his smug, orange face
First of all
>I'm 26 and never been into a club
second
never had a gf or even held a hand
>>75204670
That's a groovy looking flag you've got there
>>75203313
I would become a #cruzmissile tbqh
>>75206266
>26
>never had a gf
Wow , it can't be real
>>75203313
If my girlfriend's ass was good enough for the Don to slap, I would feel so honored. I'll be smashing her ass all night long.
>>75206546
If he didn't say that he never held hands with a girl I was going to think that he was a real player, a different girl every week
>>75206529
El rato is dead
>>75203313
Salute him and say thank you
>>75203313
slap his ass
>>75203452
>>75203313
>tfw no gf to get ass slapped with
>>75204424
Canada has really taking the title of shitposter. When was this title fight?
WHAT'S WRONG TRUMP-SAN
ARE YOU CRAVING MY MCNUGGIES
>>75203313
What the fuck is a girlfriend
How can a woman be friendly, please explain
>>75203313
Can you slap my ass too?
>>75203313
>I simply MAGA before the god. My woman is part of the plan somehow.
>>75205823
Hi, Milo.
>>75206529
KEK
Let him cuck me and hopefully she gets pregnant with billionaire sperm.
