http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/barack-obama-will-reveal-alien-8044306
"This will be a reality this year and across the front pages of newspapers across the world, he told the Daily Express, adding that "ET is real".
>>75138793
They're already amongst us.
I guess he wants to be remembered for more than just being black.
>>75138793
Now uhhhhhhh let me be clear
Ayy uhhhh lmao.
>>75138793
THESE FUCKING MEMES
>shows the world evidence we are not alone on november 7th
> People start questioning their religion, beliefs etc. and all their focus is on the findings
> the democrats rig the election in favor of Hillary
> nobody bats an eye
> all attention to the presidential
>>75138793
what's with leftism and this UFO obsession?
pretty sure we already knew about the 11 million aliens in the US
>>75138793
His going to reveal he is an Alien and new overlord of the planet.
>>75139454
They think that aliens will be the true liberators of mankind.
Can I bang ayy lmaos?
Will it be legal to bang ayy lmaos?
do I need to be part of a program to bang ayy lmaos?
is banging ayy lmaos degenerate?
I bet the Vatican will be moved to Jerusalem as Obama's presidency is finished.
Or CERN will have some quit big surprise for us.
>>75138793
>it's reported
stopped reading right there
>>75139481
Underrated post
Propaganda psyops to either shill for one world government or distract us from some other major happening
>>75138793
>dat horrible clickbait
I didn't see anything other than speculative IRL shitposting from some faggot who belongs to some meme organization.
>>75139481
Could be more than 30 million friend.
Follow the money. =]
>>75138793
Just a reminder aliens are actually demons.
>>75139333
Top check and kek.
So what if this isn't just a load of bullshit. Obama actually admits the event at Roswell was a crasged saucer, but their tech has already been assimilated so its not even like it's a big deal. Enjoy those "Smartphones"
Obama is going to go on an antisemitic rant.
>>75139513
Posadism.
Look it up.
>implying he won't get assassinated before he can say anything
>>75139821
Semen demons?
Hasn't literally every single president said this since somewhere around WW2?
>>75138793
>We are not alone
>Ayy Lmaos are with us
Do you guys often wonder why there too many players in MMORPGs like me? It's not quite right...
Even the most random / remote server in an MMORPG there are many players playing in the game. Even in Private MMORPG servers. It's odd isn't it?
Of course, "they" the extraterrestrials are with us even online and maybe shitposting 4chan right now.
>inb4 "They don't exist lol, go be good goys with your social media and smartphones now"
>>75139821
>tfw you will RIP & TEAR irl
>>75139287
He knows that Trump is going to repeal all of his niggery. He needs some legacy that won't be dismantled by the God-Emperor.
>>75138793
Obama will leave no legacy behind and is such a shit president he has to get his handlers to scrimp and salvage area 51 reports to have some sort of semblance of an adminstration.
What a niggardly thing to do
An unspecified report with a bunch of nameless quotes.
Fake.
>>75139821
the cucks and leftists will follow the ayy lmaos into hellfire. notice it's never christians getting abducted by aliens, it's these pathetic wacky nu agers
>>75138793
Just dumb shit to distract the plebs while he does something else that's illegal. Same thing as the tranny bathrooms.
WE WUZ ET AND SHIET!
>>75140293
It's going to be so great having that nigger out of office, and Trump in. I might even buy a celebratory obongo pinata
>>75139619
true questions of life....
for real tho, what if they are humans of accient civilizations?
>>75139333
Preetty funny desu sempoai
>>75140380
How can humans even compete??????
>>75140380
ayy lmao
>>75140380
now this is what I call merchant-posting
>>75139277
This anon is more right than he knows.
>>75140400
ur such a badass xD
![hasidic_jew_postcard-reb6295827cd3459d832f6f9cd35131a7_vgbaq_8byvr_324[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PI3Xgr0.jpg "hasidic_jew_postcard-reb6295827cd3459d832f6f9cd35131a7_vgbaq_8byvr_324[1].jpg")
>>75138793
post >yfw the ayy lmaos come out of their spaceshibs looking like this
>>75140583
Poland is literal cancer.
Ayy puto
My cousins are getting fucked
>>75138793
Obama reveals KEK has arrived. Old news.
angry birds is the most redpilling movie ever made confirmed. Watching it now, Just thought I'd let you all know
Its not even subtle. It's in your face especially in terms of multiculturalism. The pigs represent muslims confirmed. I bet Europeans will lose their shit over it
>>75138793
>Obixnood reveals the aliens
>They turn out to be his distant ancestors who have been inhabiting Mars for milennia now
>Yakub steps out of his flying, jet powered pyramid
>"Barack, my son, you have completed your test. You truly have proven yourself worthy to rule our kingdom. If you could civilize the bestial white devils of the caves, you are truly fit to rule all of Old Africa as our king."
>Obixnood genuflects in front of Yakub and they take off in their pyramid to return to Mars for the coronation
>mfw when we legitimately wuz kangz
>>75140782
> I bet europeans will lose their shit over it
Then why are you posting about it
>>75139454
>>75139605
You're both fucking stupid, since when is interest in aliens leftism?
>>75140665
Shut up aquafresh
>>75140879
Canada is the new shit poster.
>>75139821
Just a reminder demons are actually aliens.
Stop pretending Humans are the only life and that if there were other life, it wouldn't be just as capable of both evil and good just like we Humans are.
Stop demonizing other life forms.
That being said, DEATH TO ALL XENOS SCUM.
>>75140110
Bots, bots, and more bots.
>>75140930
Stop playing Stellaris
>>75140959
People with a brain can figure this out without playing Stellaris, but I haven't touched it since Total War Warhammer released.
>>75140787
I would not even be upset
>>75140941
But how are they bots when they are communicating with you on team speak 3 / mumble / skype and have their own personalities?
Like this little cunt in the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX6-gZw2tog
>>75140849
I'm not saying all interest in it is only from liberals, I'm just saying liberals think aliens will save them.
>>75139821
>>75140930
>>75141062
It's a joke.
Because you said 'Xenos'. It reminds me of mass purging any one that isn't Crab People.
>>75140821
I forget not all euros h8 muslim migrants I'm sry
But the whole move is an allegory about that situation, and it's not subtle at all. It's really gud.
>>75140899
This is the first (you) I've gotten all day.
Nice to know I'm not shadowbanned. Thanks aquafresh!
what sounds more plausible:
Aliens are real and they have happened to have found us and are studying us
Aliens are not real but the government likes to pretend thy are to scare us, and is going to fake an alien invasion with secret tech to get humanity to band together under a 1 world government.
?
>>75141386
> I've gotten all day
Ok
>>75141172
>WvWvW could have been a good tier pvp mode
>A-Net just HAD to fuck it up from the get go
also
>go back to /v/
Would you?
>mfw alium is real
>mfw the Jew is an alium
>mfw the Jew has propagated the Grays and Little Greens as the evil ones since the 50s
>mfw a war starts and humanity BTFOs Grays but still is Lizardian Jew slave
>>75141428
When aliens arrive, they'll look like big jews with long ass beards.
>>75141563
Your face would look retarded. Just as that Aliens = Jews conspiracy.
>>75141550
I absolutely would, especially if she's yandere or mayadere.
>>75138793
More worried about telling the public about space aliens than illegal aliens.
>>75141428
I think aliens discovered us and put the entire solar system under quarantine/containment. They probably have space nigger UN warships in the Kuiper belt patrolling, ready to destroy any ships that attempt to slip in.
Think of how the various nations of Earth would react to African countries acquiring nuclear weapons.
Anything "aliens" and UFO related is a blatant prysop to trivialize the issue and make it seem like some goofball comedy.
X-Files had TR-3B zooming across screen just after a few years after Belgian Wave happened, when the country's top AF brass went on written record. But ofcourse, nobody fucking remembers that.
Everything that is generated through any kind of media about this topic is disinfo.
watch "Mirage Men"
>>75140110
EMPOWERING
STAB 1, STAB 2, STATIC OUT FRONT, LEAPS LEAPS LEAPS, DROP BOMBS ON THAT BACKLINE.
Alright boys clean this up, GG, what a fucking push.
>>75139333
underr8ed post
I guess this his backup plan for having a legacy. Obongocare failed miserably, and as of right now, he'll only be remembered for being the first nigger.
Nonetheless, pretty cool of him 2bh.
>>75141172
120 Supply in squad AND NONE OF YOU CUNTS CAN BUILD!?
How will this affect Hillary considering this is one of the things she wants to do if she gets into office?
Doubles and we're all getting alien qts
>>75138793
It's never going to happen . I'll just leave this x-tier stuff here
SIRIUS: from Dr. Steven Greer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_-HLD21hA
>>75139333
>>75138793
fug if they are telling us it means they are already infiltrated to the top and about to declare a one world slave government
>>75142141
>Greer
Literally 90's UFO circuit tier conman. Right up there with Lazar, Shcneider and Bielek
>>75138793
I'd be amazed if that nigger did at least one thing during his presidency, Golf doesnt count
>>75142244
I think theyll use this to lessen the significance of the assassination of donald trump.
They wouldn't tell us for benevolent purposes. Something's up.
>>75140065
This is slightly different. Many have said that they will reveal UFO files WHILE CAMPAIGNING then decided upon becoming president it would be too dangerous. Obama is already president and is on his way out he can do whatever the fuck he wants without there really being any repercussions and has no reason to say he's going to do it unless he means to
>>75138793
If true this could be Obama's saving grace.
No matter how awful he is otherwise if he revealed this info he would be remembered positively.
>>75142377
is trump the ayylmao plant or is hillary?
>>75142264
>Right up there with Lazar, Shcneider and Bielek
Yup, but at least his babble has way better production values
>>75142411
He never said he'd do it. The only guy they talk about in the article is some old cuck who's spent the last 20 years trying to get them to release info.
>>75138793
So basically this is a fuck you to Hillary?
Who doe he actually want to replace him?
>>75142427
Neither. Idk I just don't trust it. Why would he release the truth and that info?
And I worry frequently about a trump assassination in general so that's where my mind goes
>>75142495
How come everybody overseas knows that hillary said she'd release UFO stuff? Seems like such a minor thing given that the bitch will say anything.
Does your media shill hillary pretty hard?
>>75142565
I really hope nobody is that stupid. A Hillary vs. Trump election with that happening actually might kick off a civil war
>>75142495
Everybody in the US knows that Obama fucking hates Hillary. Seeing a Trump/Hillary election is probably aging him 20 years
>>75138793
Cool. So now Hillary doesn't have a platform to stand on.
>>75142643
Yeah haha as soon as I thought about it I realized that no, that wouldn't make sense. Just paranoid about losing donald and don't trust the establishment I guess
>>75141550
I actually did in my dream, creepy thing tried to stab me while on my bike in the middle of the apocalypse. I just turned around and said,"Hell no, imma make you my bitch!" I actually did, but there where human killing all the aliens and/or demons. They killed her and turn to me and said,"Do you know her?"
"Nah." Saying yes would be the end of me. There where some cute blue slime that I fucked too. Felt great, but humans literally killed them all.
>>75142006
>How will this affect Hillary considering this is one of the things she wants to do if she gets into office?
They're pulling this BECAUSE she's polling poorly. The proven existence of alien life will be a huge boon to the secular left-wing.
>>75142639
That and Bernie. Did you forget about those Melbourne Labour faggots that went over on tax payer money to shill for Berns campaign?
Our media flat out lies to our faces, hides important truths but they do at least admit Apex gang are useless Africans.
My wife is shocked that I always know the news at least two three days in advance and how much they omit from it. Such is the brilliance of having a world forum like this one.
Literally retard nigger-tier article
The source for the article is a guy named Stephen Bassett who runs an "exopolitics" website.
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Barack Obama 'will reveal alien and UFO details held by the US before he leaves office'
09:53, 25 MAY 2016 UPDATED 16:26, 25 MAY 2016
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The US commander in chief has been in office since 2009, but the last days of his presidency could be defined by an X Files revelation
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Barack Obama is close to making a groundbreaking announcement regarding UFO and extra-terrestrial activity before he leaves office, it's been reported.
The US President is under pressure thanks to similar disclosure promises made by the campaign of Democratic candidate for Obama's replacement, Hillary Clinton.
Stephen Bassett, executive director of US-based Paradigm Research Group (PRG), believes that there could be a massive announcement to come.
http://www.paradigmresearchgroup.org/Rockefeller_Initiative_Documents.htm
I see literally no reason to believe why this would happen now.
>>75139619
Not unless you want space aids
>>75138793
aliens aren't gonna fix niggers and jews so who cares
>>75140482
We can build robots to compete
It is our only hope
Something to think about. Why would he even announce something this big? Just hold a live conference and say it. He had something else on his mind it this is misdirection I think
>>75143135
what if they were as violent as niggers but as smart as jews?
>>75141550
I would crush her with an industrial loader suit and then shoot her into space.
>>75143159
yeah thats great for a little bit but then we have to fight massive extermination wars against our toasters
>>75142910
Wew lad. The Jew has Australia too. How can they possibly shill sanders and clinton? I'm sure they say donald trump is a racist violent idiot too.
Fuck me I can't wait til November
>>75138793
It Will all be lies.
If they reveal the existence of ET Life and proof, People want to know why it was hidden from them.
Another possibility is that they say No, it doesn't exist, which they can't possibly know.
Lastly, they can say "We don't know", which doesn't need a cliffhanger like This.
Hardline believers Will doubt the story anyhow, and trust in the government Will overall be diminished.
This all could be a diversion.
>>75143031
Look at some of the recent UFO sightings and the photographs of the poles, as well as the very compelling evidence for ruins on the moon.
They're prepping the public for this.
>>75143159
>that merchant in the corner
You almost got me there, joseph.
>>75143187
it's not real, just read the article.
Paradigm Research Group isn't a research group. It's just an html website ran by Stephen Bassett.
Basically he said he thinks Obama will reveal a liens this year.
There is no corroborating evidence. He didn't say he talked to Obama, or talked to someone who talked to Obama.
He was basically like yeah in my opinion I think Obama will say aliens are real.
No evidence. Probably just trying to drive traffic to his website. Politics are so interesting this year, those in the conspiracy/alien circle are struggling to compete with the excitement of the presidential race.
>>75143263
I see you've been watching SecureTeam10 too. Very interesting videos.
While we're talking about Ayys, do you think whatever caused that loud sonic boom over England at the start of this month was UFOs or not? Definitely seems suspicious giving the circumstances surrounding.
I know this is a kek thread but the UFO phenomena (not aliens) has actually been documented since WW2. There are many military personnels that have witness UFOs in their bases. For some reason theyre interested in our nuclear stockpiles. No one knows who they are, I think they are advanced AIs drones from a long dead alien civilisation . Michio Kaku is now a believer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pw13F7ahjY
>>75140579
Jews really fear the samurai.
Can't wait for the flood of ayy shitposting when aliens are confirmed
>>75143532
>>75143459
It could be, but I'd wager we also have technology, physical and occult (CERN) capable of causing such an event, too.
We may use Ayyees as a flase flag to start a true global control.
>>75143467
>UFOs Are Real
You mean there are indeed flying objects that weren't identified? That's a shocker.
>>75143611
I love that guy, does anyone have the one where he says that the American Cowboys of the Wild West could be considered to be Samurai?
Stop with the memes
MRAU
No seriously, stop with the retarded "ayy lmao" memes. That's normie level. If this is real dude its not going to be pretty. Its going to be horrific, It will change how every human on Earth thinks, most likely cause riots, people will want to fight the aliens while others worship them.
>>75144335
No, if they wanted us dead, that would already be done.
![[Laughs in Terrorist].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N0YmzpW.jpg "[Laughs in Terrorist].jpg")
>>75140360
Yep.
>>75138793
>big press screening
>/x/fags are shitting themselves
>his speech starts in his normal shitty manner
>"The UFO details are... we do not have any... contact or messages... from alien kind... thank you."
>nothing changes because people just think he's being forced to say that
ITT: young niggers
An article like this happens every time a president leaves office
>Offers undeniable proof that whites are humans that interbred with Ayyliums
>Thinks it will cause the world to hate whitey even more
>Unlocks our memory of the Atlantis colony and we make first contact through a shared telepathic event
>We were the lost tribe of a pan-galactic trans-dimensional aryan samurais
Time to purge the earth of everything but whites and animes
>>75138793
So, he's finally going to take his human suit off?
We already know he's a reptilian.
>>75139967
thanks for the new fetish
Why would he purposely expose his own intergalactic species? Makes u think
>>75141669
One can hope Anon I just hope they show themselves within my time if it's true
Makes me want to play Mass Effect again
>>75142790
I want these kind of dreams.
>>75138793
8 years. 8 years he went without being killed. I guess he's really asking for it this time.
>>75139333
Lol
ayy lmao
>>75143048
underrated
>>75145158
The best dreams are the ones where you live literal lifetimes/eternities-waiting-for-the-universe-to-die and have completely different lives and people and worlds you get attached to only to lose them when you finally wake up.
>dream it's 500,000 years in the future, I'm in my desecrated headquarters under the ocean by myself burnt earth ages ago
>be a cthulhu type thing in a purple robe
>go to bed
>hear someone taking the elevator down
>it's my brother who's also a ctulhu thing
>hide in closet
>wake up when I see him because it was scary af
>>75141428
It's been years since I've seen anything about the Blue Beam Project. You may be on to something.
If there was something to reveal he wouldn't say this. There is literally nothing going to be exposed.
>>75138793
>yfw the God-Emperor will lead humanity in a final stand against the alien menace
>>75143467
>Michio Kaku
He has been a crazy person for a few years now so throwing his name aroumd isnt helpful.
>>75143324
hownew
>>75138793
>he told the Daily Express
lmao the Express is about as legitimate as the Daily Star
>>75139451
Why do you fucking retards assume Christians don't already have a contingency plan? Roswell has preachers saying aliens are gods creatures as well.
Most likely our actions are being broadcasted across galaxies as entertainment. They have also been infected by our memes recently and they realised that studying us was a mistake.
>>75145443
Yea i played soma too
>>75140342
that's because christians (and muslims) have all sold their souls to the devil already. jehovah is the devil, demiurge. so is allah since they're one and the same.
no point doing it to them, especially if it'll get stupid people go "see, christianity is the way, aliens don't attack them. give your soul to the dev- i mean, to jehovah! he is definitely not the demiurge, and he's definitely not the one who enslaved us here!" and lure undecided people with weak wills into giving their freedom away.
>>75143197
so annunaki/reptilians?
>>75144394
it's not about what aliens want with us, it's what we want with them. the ignorant masses like rednecks, muslims or christians will go apeshit calling them demons, jinns or other bullshit, while gullible new agers will willingly surrender their sovereignty to them to worship them as gods.
>>75138793
car accident incoming
>>75145686
So like that South Park episode "Cancelled"?
>>75145731
I only played it for half an hour or so, but it was it really a dream? I thought his soul got trapped in the computer or something.
>>75145842
I don't watch south park so I don't know what you are talking about. I watch some series but I really don't watch TV.
>>75138793
Obama on a cheap spree of First President to ___ before leaving office.
>>75145998
No it wasn't a dream but everything else was pretty spot on and yea his soul was in some kind of computer because he transfers it to a new body about half way through
>>75139821
He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence.
>>75144504
You forgot to say that tinfoiled hats will spot thousands of reptilians faces at his speech, originated from shitty video compression
>>75139333
UPBOAT!!!!!
>>75139333
>trips
CONFIRMED AYY LMAO
>>75146044
It's an episode where they find out Earth is just one giant reality TV show for aliens they discover after getting Déjà vu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancelled_(South_Park)
>>75138793
if you got time, watch this.
t. body language expert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzRY2XpLBk
analysis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgb2c0mawDc
>AYY
>>75138793
also bump
>>75139333
ayy lmao
>>75140959
>mod the game
>shit starts crashing before the menu
>>75140110
>tfw millions of different species and you are still a virgin
>tfw by literally no standard on the universe you are attractive
All in all who cares if oyy xornos exist? If they did nothing so far they will be doing nothing now.
>>75139619
>is it degenerate?
Only if humans can crossbreed with them, otherwise it's basically masturbation
>>75147159
>first video is less than 2 minutes long
>analysis video is over 40 minutes long
No.
>>75147533
it's worth watching, add it to watch list if you dont have time
>>75143048
kek
>>75139619
You will need their consent, and youll have to respect their pronouns, shitlord
>>75140293
>niggardly
>>75147623
give us a TLDR, did his body language indicate LMAOs are real?
>>75151194
he is shit at lying, at least his body language. his breathing speed go batshit while lying
>>75151385
>an individual wont get a rush of energy as a crowd of silent people are all staring at you and then suddenly cheer and clap and laugh.
And
>jimmy kimmel comments that some sperglord will probably analyse his every twitch and movement
>some autistic loser does it.
Nigger, that analysis video is just foolish.
>>75147159
Even though obongo was joking, it really didn't seem like he was lying.
>>75152302
>an individual wont get a rush of energy as a crowd of silent people are all staring at you and then suddenly cheer and clap and laugh.
president of USA isn't a NEET basement dweller who gets extremely anxious while talking to 20 people. analysis is pretty much on point.
>>75152451
well he is enormously panicking. the funny thing is title of the vid is wrong, he didn't deny anything.
>>75139619
>Boldly go, champ. Make Kirk proud
>>75152493
That's what it seemed to me, "how do I make a joke to get out of this corner?"
>>75138793
>The Mirror
Do you also get your news from the Enquirer?
>>75139619
fuck them in their assteroids to avoid greybies
>The Mirror
No more a news site than a mill for rumours
>>75139454
They hate God and somehow aliens prove God doesn't exist. Or something.
Basically they are the higher power of the future Goy one world religion.
>>75139333
Please include me in the screencap
Reminder that project bluebeam starts with an economic crisis then devolves into a fight between muslims and christians
the Roswell crash shit was already declassified.
>>75138793
What if the truth is we know nothing and have likely never been visited? The conspiracy theorists will never believe that.
>>75139333
>>75154117
>>75138793
confirmed for never leaving office and setting up martial law
>>75138793
FINALLY
>>75152493
No no no he wasn't lying when he said "the aliens won't let you", the president is literally bellow ayys in the hierarchy. That's very funny if you ask me.
