I start work for a Japanese company on the 1st.
Is it bad form to mention the war?
No, make sure you start conversations with "Remember when you guys got nuked?"
>>75122266
Wear a kimono. All foreign workers have to wear one when working in Japan. By already having one you'll show you are prepared.
>>75122266
Nah, japs love a bit of cheeky banter.
No, in fact work your way up in the company and everytime you fire someone for god knows reason you say " sorry to drop the bomb on you like this but your fired "
>be neckbeard
>get hired to do IT at a toyota plant
>Toyota is a de facto japanese company, so i must play the part
>show up in kimono with katana
>get ass kicked by all the rednecks I work with
t-thanks obama-san...
>>75122266
No, and make sure you talk loud and act pushy.
>>75122266
literally no one cares, why would you talk about it?
No, in fact work your way up in the company and everytime you fire someone for god knows reason you say " sorry to drop the bomb on you like this but you're fired"
>>75122266
Remember they prefer to be called 'Nips', since the name for their country in their own language is 'Nippon'. They'll be impressed that you know their culture.
Dress up as a Geisha with really shitty face makeup and walk around loudly asking your wormates "WHO WUN SUCKY SUCKY ONRY 2 DORRAH!?" even though that hooker from FMJ was Vietnamese.
It is considered impolite to ask about their waifus?
These are Japanese Expats, like official off the boat nips. Only one of the guys I will be working with can speak English, the others are "stirr rearningu"
>>75123258
六甲颪 に颯爽と
蒼天 翔ける日輪の
青春の覇気 美しく
輝く我が名ぞ 阪神タイガース
オウ オウ オウオウ 阪神タイガース
フレフレフレフレ
>>75123258
because its funny, obviously. Why else would I be here wasting minutes of my life.
>>75123258
for the rurz
>>75123376
遠い夜空にこだまする
竜の叫びを耳にして
中日球場つめかけた
ぼくらをじいんとしびれさす
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
一番高木が塁に出て
二番谷木が送りバント
三番井上タイムリー
四番マーチンホームラン
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
五番谷沢がクリーンヒット
六番木俣が流し打ち
七番島谷ヒットエンドラン
八番広瀬がスクイズバント
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
星野仙一強気の勝負
松本 渋谷のミラクル投法
鈴木 竹田の快速球
三沢も稲葉も水谷も
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
一発長打の大島君
代打男の江藤君
スイッチヒッターウィリアム
期待のルーキー藤波君
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
近藤コーチの作戦に
森下コーチのピストンサイン
井出も西田も控えてる
華麗な守備の正岡も
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
トラを殺して優勝だ
くじらを食べて優勝だ
そしてにっくきジャイアンツ
息の根止めて優勝だ
いいぞ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
僕もあなたも願ってる
いのる気持ちで待っている
それはひと言優勝だ
与那嶺監督の胴上げだ
がんばれ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
がんばれ がんばれ ドラゴンズ
燃えよ ドラゴンズ!
>>75122266
>Is it bad form to mention the war?
Idk man were you in it?
If not then dont mention it at all.
Just dont be an autistic fuck and be professional.
Theyll respect that more(Anyone would).
>>75123724
DRAGONFAGS GET OUT!
尺ヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨヨ!!!!!
>>75122266
If somebody criticizes your work in any way, immediately take them aside and ask "okay, is this really about the nukes?"
Tell that it was Truman and you had nothing to do with it.
Working for nips...id rsther work for kikes
>>75124409
I know man...I know. But I wan unemployed for six fucking months. It's either this or work retail....and fuck that.
>>75123258
I am just meming nip, hopefully OP has enough sense to not do this.
>>75124485
I fucking hate working retail.
>>75122266
word to the wise, remember pearl harbor
I was invited to work on a research study in Japan a few years ago but my invitation was cancelled immediately after I brought up WW2. You really should stay away from that topic, it seems to be a touchy subject for them based on my experience.
Praise their homogeneity and look out the window with starry eyes and say
"I wish there where homogeneous countries for my race too..."
And they will be so moved that they will help us achieve this wondrous goal.
>>75126629
Working for Japanese company =/= going to japan
Unless OP is actually going to Nippon.
>>75126605
what did you say about it?
context?
>>75126805
It wasn't totally out of nowhere since the study was about PTSD. I guess I just came across as insensitive. I said, "I bet there'd be a lot less cases here If Pearl Harbor never happened".
>>75127020
>I bet there'd be a lot less cases here If Pearl Harbor never happened
there's no way you're autistic enough to say that
good try though troll
>>75124370
>>75127148
>he doesn't banter with his research buddies
why the fuck would you even bring it up in the first place? you're just trying to start a shitty bait thread
>>75126795
OP here. (New ID cuz on tablet now)
Japanese company, but located in America. Jap management, roundeye workers
>>75126605
>my invitation was cancelled immediately after I brought up WW2
jesus christ dude. wtf is wrong with you. are u just that much of an unfeeling sperg?
