By state.
>>75119040
>is Mercury in retrograde
New York with the only legitimate question
>>75119040
>Washington, D.C.
>Our nation's capital
Fuck it, nuke it and let's just start over.
>>75119040
I'm glad Oklahoma proves how based it is.
>>75119040
>Texas uncucked by the interconnected Jew
feels good
>>75119040
>is joe flacco elite
/sp/ strikes again
americans are sub human we kno this canada bro
>>75119040
>what does OPP mean
Lolol didn't know we had guys over there
Connecticut confirmed for Trump.
>>75119587
I hadn't noticed that one.
>>75120093
I don't think that's what it is, Ontariofriend.
>>75119040
>>75120093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeH7QhGiRg
>Do penguins have knees?
>>75119040
arkeksas
>who won the civil war?
Jesus Christ do they have schools in that fucking state?
>>75119040
>how to open a jar?
god damn it why is my state so retarded?
>>75119040
>what is Wyoming
It's fake
>>75120393
They do
[spoiler]So do whales and dolphins[/spoiler]
>>75119040
Wyoming
>What is Wyoming?
Utah
>Where is Waldo?
lol
>by state
No shit
>>75120582
No it isn't. Here's a more expansive version.
http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/
Montana, you traitors!
Also, lek'd at Florida. They're the Australians of the U.S., but I didn't realize that they knew it.
>>75120461
No. I live across the river from those fuckers and they are all inbreds.
>>75119040
>why are my nipples sore
first time ive ever hated Georgia other than niggers.
>is weed bad for you
>>75120623
>Utah
That Colorado, dunce.
>>75119040
Colorado, Florida, and Hawaii all having existential crises in some form or another. Top Lel
Also
>South Dakota
>>75119040
>How to be emo
That can't be right, emo hasn't been a thing since 2002 / 2003ish.
>>75119040
>How to make a baby?
wew Kentucky
>>75119040
Neither Texas nor Arkansas surprises me. I expected more in the South to question who won the Civil War I mean War of Northern Aggression
>>75120461
it's likely the teacher doesn't give a clear answers or it's biased as fuck so the kids have to check google for their homework
>>75119040
this is satire, right?
>is Bernie sanders vegan
god fucking damnit
>>75120897
I imagine little girls googling it after meeting their older cousins
>>75119040
nipples are sore because of salty sweat and an irritating fabric shirt rubbing on them
its tremendous pain
>>75120889
Look in the bottom left. It starts searching for these questions in 2004.
>>75119040
As a Ohioan, I can confirm this.
>what is satire
>>75119040
>Missouri
>Am I a psycho?
God bless this state.
Also, Kansas is completely fucked.
>>75119040
> is Bernie Sanders a vegan
>Where is the internet
>>75119040
>Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer
heh
>>75120711
>Using Google Autocomplete we compiled hundreds of the most common questions Americans type into the Google search bar. We ran those searches through Google Trends to determine which state queried each of these selected searches the most over the past 12 years.
Learn to read. It's not the most popular questions by state, it's the most popular questions filtered by which state asked it the most.
>is ted cruz the zodiac killer
im fucking gone
>How to make meth?
>Why is my poop green?
>>75119581
>where's waldo
>not a legitimate and pressing question
>>75119040
that's fucking hilarious
10/10 america, you should be fucking proud
>>75119040
>Wyoming
>What is Wyoming
>>75121070
not only that, but it's cringe inducingly trite
>>75119040
For once I'm proud to be from CT
>>75119040
Just cuck my shit up senpai
>>75121257
Are you from Indiana?
Why are my nipples so sore?
>>75121431
no but i live in indiana
but serious i do
>>75119040
>when is Cinco de Mayo?
>what is Wyoming?
>How to make a baby?
>Is Bernie Sanders vegan?
>what is satire
>>75121031
Confirmed, if I run too much I have to start taping my nips before I go out
>>75119040
What does O.P.P. mean? Is that the new way to call OP a faggot?
>>75121342
Look at Indiana.
>>75120946
Indiana pls.
>>75119040
>When is 5 de mayo
>Is Joe Flacco elite
Meme magic is REAL
>>75121659
Ayy lmao
>Washington DC
>when is Ramadan?
FUCK
>>75121142
>>75121187
Based Idaho.
>>75119587
Obama must keep forgetting
>Who owns Fox News?
Kek. Alabama took the redpill.
> Why does everyone hate Florida
Don't even care if this is real or not
>>75119040
>Utah
Aaaaaaaaaaah, my fucking sides sides.
YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.
>YEAH YOU KNOW ME
>>75119040
>Is Joe Flacco Elite?
I want it to be real
>>75121566
Why don't you wear a bigger shirt? Or an undershirt? Or any kind of shirt that doesn't touch your nips.
Maybe just get a shirt with holes in it and stop talking about it. I don't know anyone else with this problem.
>>75119040
>Who won survivor?
That's an important question though. Maine knows what's up.
>>75119040
>when is x-files
pa confirmed spookiest state
>>75120715
Oh trust me we know
>>75119040
>mfw Kansas
t. Nebraska
>Virginia
>Why is Virginia for lovers?
>>75120711
Based Ohio.
From Ohio. Every kid i know seems to smoke dope. Doesn't surprise me.
>>75119040
This is all bullshit. The most asked question in all states is something like "where to get pr0n?" I can guarantee you that.
Fake and gay.
>>75119040
>Florida
Do people really hate that state?
>>75120711
>IOWA: Where is ISIS? / Who is Bernie Sanders? / What is a caucus? / What is a socialist? / What is socialism?
I never did trust Iowans
>>75121945
All good suggestions to be honest family
>>75122520
So what? That sounds like the shittiest method to find out anything. They filtered it down to questions they thought were funny and then they figured out which states asked them the most. Clickbait bullshit that tells you literally nothing.
Thanks for making my point.
>>75122622
Yeah, I'm not sure why though. I've been there it's actually pretty nice. Maybe I'm just a bad person though.
>>75119040
>How to make a baby?
That's not what I expected from my state, to say the least.
>when is Cinco de Mayo?
Gee I dunno
>>75120711
>CONNECTICUT: Will Trump win? / What is the American dream? / How to be pretty?
>Alaska asking about fish.
lel.
Some of them were funny enough for me to lightly chuckle but when I got to
>Is Joe Flacco Elite?
I lost my shist
/sp/ found a way
>>75122712
You aren't the brightest tool in the shed, are you?
>>75122981
/sp/ was legendary the night Baltimore won the SB over the 9ers.
Californians love living up to their degenerate stereotypes.
>>75120711
>New Hampshire
>Who framed Roger Rabbit?
>>75123535
Every time I go to work I see a thousand Bernie signs. Just nuke this shitty state.
>typing questions into a search engine
The questions are all retarded because only retards do this.
well when is x-files?
>>75120711
>Kansas
>How to make meth?
>>75120043
You are subhuman
>>75121179
Learn to not be retarded
>>75123713
Only retards dont do it
>>75124133
I do it all the time. except I live in PA and my location is always set to north carolina and I'm really bad at opening jars
Holy shit, How can a state be this cucked?
>What is sexism?
>What is spirituality?
>What is anarchy?
>Is O.J. guilty?
>Am I asexual?
>Where does bacon come from?
>Does bread make you fat?
>Is honey vegan?
>Is Bernie Sanders vegan?(I'm sure he eats some honey)
>Is karma real?
>Where is the nearest Starbucks?
>Why are people racist?
DELAWARE: Who run the world? / How to get away with murder?
OH SHIT, REDPILLED AS FUCK
DID THEY VOTE FOR TRUMP?
>>75124328
well you're the one that just posted a picture and then typed out everything in that picture
>can bernie win?
Oklahoma staring at DC from afar, deeply concerned.
>>75124411
Of course.
Incidentally, Delaware is shell corporation central, and one of the biggest tax havens on the planet.
INDIANA: What is presidential? / What is Islam? / What is Judaism? / How many states are there? / What is communism? / What is Jupiter made of? / What is natural selection? / What is satire? / Do midgets have night vision? / Are aliens real? / Is Bigfoot real? / Is global warming real? / Is Bernie Sanders a democrat? / Was Clinton impeached? / What is the constitution? / What is the first amendment? / What is the second amendment? / How to be popular?
>>75119040
>Why does everyone hate Florida
>Florida
>What is Wyoming?
2deep4me
>>75119040
>Washington DC
>>75121072
Why is our state so edgy?
>>75120711
>MISSISSIPPI: Am I pregnant? / Who am I? / Can I get a what what? / Is Obama the antichrist? / Who is Prince? / Is Prince dead? / Who killed Tupac? / What is love? / What is Common Core? / What is gout? / What is HPV? / Are mermaids real? / Who is Harriet Tubman? / How to lose belly fat? / How to lower blood pressure? / How to make money? / Where is Rihanna from?
It sounds like someone had a near-pregnancy in high school, had an existiential crisis, went back to being a basic bitch, catches an STD before a history exam, grows old and fat and poor and still remains a basic bitch.
>>75119040
bullshit. bullshit.
>>75119040
>How to open a jar
>Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac
>What is the Clap
>Who won the Civil War
Jesus Christ this can't be real
>>75121945
Then you have never seriously run. It's extremely common.
>>75124902
Fuck you you ole bitch
PENNSYLVANIA: Am I gay? / Is Bill Cosby a rapist? / When is X-Files? / What is vaping? / How to write a check? / Why are people gay? / What is Grindr? / Is Hillary Clinton going to win? / Why is my period late? / Why can’t I poop? / Do cats fart?
t. lesbian PSU student
>>75119581
>mercury
>retrograde
>legitimate
yeah gonna take that knowledge and make something out of it.
the most legitimate questions:
>How to smoke salmon
>How to open a jar
>How to make a baby
>How to get away with murder
>How to make meth
>Where is my phone
These are the questions that going to produce results
even these are much better than astrology
>Is "funner" a word
>Why does everyone hate Florida
>What is the clap
because they increase the chances of the person searching bettering themselves
Okay. Here a summary of some personal highlights:
>Who is Jesus?
>Why are people racist?
>Where is the nearest Starbucks?
>Who run the world?
>How to get away with murder?
>Where is Siri?
>Why are Americans so stupid?
>Which Disney princess am I?
Georgia ACTIVATED
>Who is in the illuminati
>Was Jesus black?
>Is Jesus real?
>Who is Allah?
>Is Vietnam communist?
>How to hack an Instagram account?
>How to be a man?
>Is Africa a country?
Georgia DEACTIVATED
>How to YouTube?
>When is Ramadan
>Was Hitler elected?
>What is Islam?
>What is Judaism?
>How many states are there?
>Do Midgets have night vision?
>Is bigfoot real?
>How to be popular?
>What is scientology?
>Where have all the cowboys gone?
>Who is Muhammed?
>Who is RON PAUL?
>Where is Canada?
>Is Reddit down?
>Where is Mars?
>Am I bisexual?
>Is Donald Trump the antichrist?
>What is religion?
>Is Obama Muslim?
>Do I have to pay taxes?
>Am I republican?
>Was Jesus white?
>Am I gay?
>What is Grindr?
>Why can't I poop?
>Do cats fart?
>What is vaping?
>Why are people gay?
>Is Jesus God?
>Who let the dogs out?
>Who killed Superman?
>Are unicorns real?
>How does sex work?
>Do girls poop?
>Do zombies exist?
>Who moved my cheese?
>What about Bob?
>How to kiss?
>Where is my mind?
>Who buys gift cards?
>How can I help Syrian refugees?
>Who died?
>Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?
>How to join ISIS?
>What is Wyoming? In Wyoming.
>>75120958
Underrated
>who owns FOX news?
Huh. Who DOES own FOX News? Also, Roll Tide.
>>75125433
>Georgia ACTIVATED
>Georgia DEACTIVATED
heh, good chuckle.
I this this is just dumb enough to be real.
Everyone ignoring the fact that Tennessee's question was fucking "What is the clap"
>>75125433
>What is Wyoming? In Wyoming.
>>75125642
>Who DOES own FOX News?
News Corp, Bamafriend.
>Illinois
>Indiana
>Idaho
This country is just too much.
simple, short, straight to the point
way to go missourah
>>75119040
>virginia
>why is virginia for lovers
for real, that was the weirdest state tourism campaign
>>75122647
data was collected right around election season for us.
Think of the error.
>>75124896
struggling to be relevant.
>>75119040
>how to get away with murder
Kek
>>75126001
>News Corp
Are they Jews? I bet they're Jews.
>Georgia
>was Jesus black?
>how to be a man?
I hate my state.
>How to get away with murder?
God bless Delaware
Looks fake because they spelled beyonce with an accented e and american keyboards don't have an accented e. Also the people in utah spelled quinoa correctly.
>>75126727
Come to Alabama, neighbor! Birmingham is like Atlanta, just not as big or successful.
>>75126687
No, it was started by Rupert Murdoch, who was originally from a country that is known for its shitposting (not a leaf).
OHIO: What is feminism? / What is the best dog food? / Is pot legal? / Am I a republican? / Do I have to pay taxes? / Was Jesus white? / Will North Korea attack?
KEKED
>>75122342
VB bro, ive wondered this too.
>>75126868
And the questions are all grammatically correct and properly capitalized. They do basic editorial formatting for the sake of presentation, anon.
>>75122647
Fuck you talking about m8? Iowa's the best fucking st8 m8, I rate 8/8.
>>75126874
Birmingham is more black than where I currently live. I live in Marietta.
>>75123433
oh lord
>New York
>>75125035
>Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac
>source: 2004 - present
yeah its bullshit. i refuse to believe that question was asked more than any othe question since 2004
>NEVADA: Who invented pizza? / What is asexual? / When is spring break? / Is Reddit down? / Where is Area 51? / What is Burning Man?
NVposters confirmed for redditors.
>>75121118
fucking boomers
>>75127263
used to be vegasfag. quite a few of locals are still a bit confused about burning man. it's really just califags who invade us and tell us about burning man.
i still have area 51 marked on my google earth
>>75119040
>California
I don't know what I expected
>Why are my nipples so sore?
So based. I love my adopted home state. I picked the right state to live in in the US.
>>75119040
>Where is the Internet?
So Texas is now Jaden Smith?
>>75127631
>>75127556
>Hillary goes vegan
>Sanders gets BTFO in California
>how to open a jar
>is ted cruz the zodiak killer (2004 to current year)
>is funner a word
![dd63cc105855dc85460e2ef91b5eb30a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5tQsoCa.jpg "dd63cc105855dc85460e2ef91b5eb30a[1].jpg")
>>75120393
>Do Penguins Have Knees?
It's actually a book, I used to have it
>>75119040
California is true cancer holy shit
>>75128309
>Feldman
>>75128165
Sanders will get BTFO in California regardless.
Some of these are gold, they actually seem like they could give some insight into the population.
>Did O.J. do it?
>Why do I owe taxes?
Maryland
>Am I pregnant?
>What is HPV?
>How to lose belly fat?
>How to make money?
Mississippi
>Am I bisexual?
>Am I an alcoholic?
>When is passover?
>Is wine gluten free?
>How to ask for a raise?
New York
>Am I gay?
>What is vaping?
>How to write a check?
>What is grindr?
>Why can't I poop?
Pennsylvania
>Am I cool? / Am I a sociopath?
>How does sex work?
>What is gun control?
>When is Jesus coming?
>Which Pokemon are you? / Why are people so mean? / Why are we here?
Texas
>How to join ISIS?
>When is American Idol on?
Wisconson
>Who buys gift cards?
>How many grams in an ounce?
>What is kombucha?
>Is Breaking Bad over?
>Can Bernie win?
>How can I help Syrian refugees?
Washington (the gift cards are stolen)
>>75128407
I don't know what any of the polling data is like currently for their primaries. I figured he might tie or something, or at least get enough to not get BTFO.
>>75128421
Are these states even worth saving?
>>75128421
>Why do I owe taxes?
based
>>75128749
He is currently 9.5 points behind in California.
RIP socalism
>>75128749
most popular questions asked in the google search bar is about as effective a method as you can get for scraping the bottom of the barrel. I honestly wasn't expecting such clear themes, though.
>>75119040
But seriously what does o.p.p mean?
>>75127216
>Niggers, kikes and hipsters
Sounds right.
>>75129509
Google it
>>75119040
>why does everyone hate florida?
>>75130726
Cuz that shit is crazy
>>75129606
we may all be one race but many inbred supremacist cults want to divide the masses of humanity into simplistic groups to benefit their percieved "ethnicities" and "caste structures"
kikes call their redheaded offspring "bastard jews"
kikes ran the trade routes (including slave trade) and divided countless cultures with divide and conquer propaganda emotional manipulation provocateuring
kikes invent, suggest and promote racial divisions with their media and business power
tldr:kikes
what does the average working kike think about the concept that Hitler may have been a decendant of Rothschild and the same nazi thing the crypto triad claw murranos lined up in europe to justify the tanks rolling into palestine seems to be unfolding in america now?
westside triad claw?
maybe related to the triads like the chinese gangsters sheldon adelson and mitt romani and the koch bugeyed brothers hang out with...
https://atokenmanblog.wordpress.com/2015/03/03/136/
kikefag says: "nothing wrong with jews please stop being mean to them"
tiredofthekikebullshitfag responds: they propogate and ofuscate an inbred supremacist ethnic cult... they defend khazar pharacees with silence and denialism... gazagas must be outed and phrenology human heraldry exposed or all jews will continue to risk being conflated with kikes...huffing emotional manipulations and half truths are not enough
>>75119040
>Idaho
Can eastern Washington please just become a separate state
We're completely unrepresented in the nation due to our Western cuckolds
Fucking mountains separate us, why not?
