/pol/
Could you defeat the bulldozer in a hand to hand?
Stats:
>6'8 / 200cm
>387lbs weight
>Can lift a 54kg weapon
>>75055935
How am I gonna compete with all those Adobe gainz?
yeah
nah his hands are too big, that's probably his main advantage over me (plus im too skinnyfat from years of playing the electric muzzie)
Isn't roiding haram?
Well, I beat up The Mountain and hes bigger than this guy so yeah probably
I can beat him hand to hand with a gun in my hand no doubt
>>75055935
>Could you defeat the bulldozer in a hand to hand?
No. So I won't go hand to hand. Gun to face defeats even the strongest of men.
>>75055935
Nope.
I could run him over with a tank though. Team Whites wins.
Wow, I never knew The mountain was real, or that he was a mudslime.
>>75056028
that's definitely not roiding he's just big
>>75056020
what is the electric muzzie?
I'm in a wheel chair so yes
Yes I could
>7'3
>14 inch dick
>189k Wendy's chef
I see ISIS is making gains again
>>75056167
He's real, see?
How is he so flabby? Do they have maccas in Raqqa?
>>75055935
Holy shit. Giga nigga joined isis
his arms look like they are full of synthol
If my mom never found my poop bike then id fucking merk that sandnigger
>>75056167
the mountain is real, I think he won strongest man award or some shit several times
>>75055935
That's some pretty bad shooping. Look at his hand.
>>75055935
He just looks fucking hilarious in the ninja suit.
I could probably beat him in a sword fight if that muzzie saber is all he has.
>>75055935
50+ kg weapon is not that much, you know.
Do I get to use my slingshot?
>>75056141
>white
Yeah ok Ahmed.
>>75056334
>>75055935
>>75055935
i wont go hand to hand or i will contract AIDS
I'll shoot him with my glock, however
>>75055935
Is he wielding a fucking katana?
jokes over boys, he's a weeaboo
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee7_1379717664
Just a big goddamn target
Hasn't he been dead for a while?
>>75055935
He's most likely injecting oil; just look at the disproportional torso.
>>75055935
A well placed shot, a well done cut, he dies the same way as everyone else.
>>75055935
>>Can lift a 54kg weapon
He could just lift me. I weigh less than this.
Dude probably never does cardio. So I just have to tire him. Then use his own momentum against him.
>>75056360
Underrated.
>>75055935
The guy in black is not the same as the other guy.
>>75056188
A Muslim in an electric chair
>>75056188
The same thing as the electric jew
>>75055935
Can't help but think one decently timed oblique kick is gonna send that fucker straight to the floor
look at this fucking ninja
lol
>>75055935
no problem.
>use baseball bat
>aim for kneecaps, because they're over stressed as fuck from his weight.
> 5 solid whacks later he is crawling around asking to be put out of his misery.
> grant his wish.
Dude looks like a fucking One Punch Man character or some shit
>>75055935
I'd slap his shit.
>>75056535
Jihadist's always give off that brutal adolescence vibe.
>>75055935
The inbreeding is strong with this one.
Though I mean, a 50bmg to the skull will still put him down.
hello /fit/
>>75056459
jesus, go eat a burger or something
>>75056198
Underrated post
Apparently the dude shoulder fires a maduce, that's fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc
Define hand to hand
I'd smoke that fat cunt in a stand up fight
If he got you on your back it would be trouble though
>>75055935
I feel like that man would have a Stand
>>75056628
9mm hollowpoint works just as well.
>>75056390
>60%
just give up
>>75056663
I'm short so it balances out.
>>75055935
No, but I can run away from him.
>>75056722
Calm down Jamal
>>75056688
Doubles mean truth.
Another thing, he's going to show up in germany one day, and left wing cucks will claim that it's not the same person, lmao
>>75056459
Be my gf
Just came up with a theory.
If inbreeding in the Middle East continues and the average iq continues to fall won't it become relatively peaceful like Africa as they become less aggressive and more like docile animals?
>>75056437
This guy got shot 6 times at the torso with a high calibre weapon and he made it
>>75056535
Reminds me of Beverly Hills ninja kek
I do what civilized people do, I call in an airstrike on his fat shitskin ass
Yes. Thankfully 4chan has provided valuable knowledge on how to deal with ninjas.
>>75055935
Nope, but can he defeat a bullet? If not then his physique doesn't matter.
>>75056676
He gives off the vibe of an MGS boss.
>>75056722
>country is LITERALLY a limp dick
>still tries to banter
>>75056799
I'm a guy.
>>75056535
Go. See. Grout.
>>75056814
> high calibre
he got shot with a 50bmg?
>>75055935
Just be fast and wait for this guy to have a heart attack or run into a wall, like a normal boss fight.
I could easily beat his ass.
I have God on my side. Duh.
Yeah, poke him in the eye.
That stops anyone.
>>75055935
Ask african niggers and asians how well hand-to hand combat works against machine guns.
>>75055935
>hand to hand
No. I'll need Big Wind support.
CLEGANE BOWL CONFIRMED IRL INSTEAD?
>>75056676
>implying that he hits anything
Thai kick boxing champ here
A solid kick (with shin) to his knee (from side or front) and fatty mcfat fuck is going down
Follow it up with a shin or knee to his face as he falls and he'll be playing world of warcraft with 40 dudes from /v
I would succesfully trying to convert him to Christianity. With Jesus on our side, how could we lose.
>>75056687
he is the stand
>>75055935
drop kick him in his knee
he cant get up
>>75056298
No he didn't. He has competed, but never won.
>>75056535
>True damascus steel folded over 1000 times, m'kuffar
>>75056805
>Africa
>Peaceful
Irish intellectual, inbreeding makes people more violent
>>75056722
t. non white americans trying to cause infighting betweens Euopeans
He is still alive? dude made the news when all ISIS had was one city, what a fucking legend.
>>75055935
I couldn't, but I wouldn't be stupid enough to try. I'd just shoot him because that's what you do in such situations.
>>75056676
He's a fucking ORK, lmao
No, he'd kill me. But, as he's a poster boy for ISIS I'd be surprised of he's alive next month.
>>75055935
obviously fake they are starving and there is no food this poor boy was obviously photoshopped to look big and healthy by the white devil refugees welcome pls come fuck my wife :^)
>>75055935
Lol isis are so meme, i love it.
Someone needs to make a cartoon based on isis theyre like your stereotypical evil organisation.
>>75055935
The big fat pile of shit in black is an ISIS terrorist called the Bulldozer.
The guy with the muscles is a roided up Iranian powerlifter.
Here's his fudgebook: [email protected]/mohamadsajad.gharibi
>>75056179
You are fucking retarded.
>>75055935
Dat photoshop
>>75057028
This. The impracticality of it is astounding. ISIS reminds me of a bunch of violent teenagers.
>>75056904
For now.
>>75055935
Sure i can
*unsheats katana*
"Its over good sir"
*teleports behind him*
"I didnt wanna do it but you insulted m'lady"
*slice in half*
>>75055935
He'd get gassed so easily.
>>75057245
You think photoshop could create such a chisseled physique?
>>75055935
hand-to-hand he'd have the advantage, for sure. But if we're both armed I'd say I'm at the advantage because I'm
>military-trained (army combat engineer)
>smaller target
>faster (putting distance between us and moving between cover)
a 9mm in the right place will drop him all the same.
>>75057332
Wew lad, no.
>>75055935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C6J0Zm2gDk
>>75056459
Same here mate
>>75056805
>africa
>peaceful
>>75057341
We're gonna need a bigger oven.
>>75057342
where are bulldozer's videos?
>>75055935
What is his name?
Do you think he can beat up Iraqi hero Abu Azrael?
>>75055935
those are two different guys, you know.
it's some dude from iran i think
http://instidy.com/sajadgharibii
isis executioner is a different guy
Why would you go hand to hand with anyone? We're not fucking savages anymore, pop the paki real quick and get home in time for tea.
>>75056676
>>75056884
Vulcan Raven irl
>>75055935
With my icepick.
>>75055935
Would a retiarius gear work against the creature?
>>75057028
I guess it's more for intimidation / suppression than actually dropping kuffars
>>75056082
how many gunshots could he take? A whole 9mm clip at the very least I think.
>>75055935
Yes.
>>75056395
>"sniping" while standing for absolutely no good reason
>firing too rapidly to allow for aim in between
>firing that rapidly with a very high caliber rifle
>skinnyfat faggot is too weak to even handle the weapon correctly
>leaning back instead of into the weapon and allowing the recoil to push you around like a little bitch
into the trash.
>>75057389
well for example. What would you feel safer doing. Visiting a pygmy tribe with an average iq of 55 or going into Detroit with an average iq of 85?
>>75055935
No but pretty sure I can outlive him by more than 40 years.
does being that big offer any protection on the wrong end of a Russian air-strike?
>>75056884
does he get tired quickly because of his size? is he slow swinging those huge arms? i'd say if i danced around him for a while and tire him out i might have a chance but i also weigh 300lbs and it's not muscle. no i couldn't i'd get rekt in one hit.
>>75055935
Can he dodge me though? :)
>>75057245
>CIA reads /pol/
>nukes the dude's house
>>75057369
You're a pog what do you know?
>>75057565
/v/ autists every fucking time
Why would I bother? Two rounds to center mass and even "the bulldozer" would take a nap.
>>75056305
lol its shit!
they shooped his gut in, hes just totally fat thats why he looks so weird.
probably similar body build as pic rel, just taller
>>75056814
Still he couldn't fix his shit posture
Who would win in a fight. This guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGrr-aMWok&ab_channel=TheGoldenOne) or the mountain?
>>75056676
>>75057028
>>75057262
War (and politics) has met professional wrestling.
The second face from the left here look familiar to anyone?
>>75055935
Dunno why, he reminds me of a Resident Evil Boss.
He looks slow, and I'm only 5'5 so I can just outrun him and kick him until he collapses
>>75055935
Any penis pics? Asking for a friend and for science.
>>75057510
No more than a regular human being. Depends entirely on the shot placement. In the vitals and he is fucked as easily as anyone else.
>>75057592
Yeah of course he co-
>>75056459
Not sure exactly how much I weight but it's less than 60kg I think
>>75055935
Easy, wrap myself in bacon. Can't touch me then.
>>75057612
>ur a pog!
*goes to mow grass and rake leaves for 80% of his time like everyone else*
lmao ok. Our RCP took more contact Along a single NAI than infantry took clearing entire villages
>>75056459
Are you a dude or a grill? Cause I only weigh 45 KG
Again, he's an Iranian powerlifter, you retards. Not the same as the fat ISISfag.
Apparently, he likes Uncharted.
Here's his fudgebook: [email protected]/public/Sajad-Gharibi
>>75057663
Did you you happen to go on a nigger stabbing spree recently?
>>75057380
Just checked your flag - yeah that shit shortens your life expectancy over there, or so they say. No vag for vassily.
>>75057789
Dude
>>75057860
Are you grill?
>>75057525
but you're cool with the dress?
>>75055935
>hand to hand
why?
he'd just be the 24th customer I'd be sending to collect his harem
>>75057816
You Scandi's really know your shitskins.
>>75057533
that depends on how the Pygmies react.
Either they would revere my 6'2" height and comparatively pale skin as being characteristic of some god from their folklore or a spirit or something.
Or they'd kill me with spears and eat my flesh to banish the evil demon.
unless i scare them away with guns and revert back to revered spirit status.
>>75057911
Yeah, we have something called Google, you fat fuck.
>>75055935
Heart disease or diabetes will probably do it for us.
I love the fact that Isis is the bad guy of the world and they even come with their own boss fights
>>75057816
still a sandnigger
cmon /pol/ we need to get obama to nuke this dude's house
>1 less mudslime in the world
C'mon faggots, get on my level.
>>75057525
how the fuck do you lean into a .50 cal sniper rifle?
That would cause much more pain and injury
>>75057935
If you say so.
>>75055935
He's a big guy!
>>75057985
Yes
>>75057976
>not even animated
anon
>>75056994
Love the big wind.
That's the hulk
>>75057889
you know where we are, cunt
>>75058016
no
>>75055935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq-uMIZGETs
>>75056179
>>75056179
Next time you feel like speaking when you don't know what you are talking about, just don't, ok?
>>75057816
>No fun allowed
>>75056676
lol looks like a level boss
>>75055935
Yep. I would probably just stay 10+ feet away from him until he drops from exhaustion, that'll be a few hours before me.
>>75055998
fpbp underated
>>75055935
obese synthol freak
>>75055935
Cool screenshot from season 6 of Game of Thrones dude.
>>75057991
>I'm afraid of the weapon I'm firing
it should be you in that dress
>>75057510
>clip
>>75055935
Bodybuilder here, that dude would run out of steam in 50 steps, I shit you not anyone of you beta autists could whip the dog piss out of him.
Can confirm over 225 at 5 10, you are barely functional as a human bean.
>>75056334
Yes it is. Try holding it in outstretched arms for extended period of time.
>>75055935
Head seems soft enough.
>>75057985
eat some borgers
I'm 5'11" and 70kg and I'm still just hardly out of skellington.
>>75058009
for (you)
>>75055935
First thing I thought of:
https://youtu.be/OlMJfX_V6Ic
>>75057533
>average iq of 55
>average
That cant be true
>>75058189
(you)
>>75058331
I'm 162 cm, I am fine.
>>75058353
lmao
>>75055935
Dude looks like he's gonna have a heart attack if he gets into a fight
>>75058400
I'm 172 and feel like a gnome unless standing next to short girl.
How do you live?
why did he join ISIS? he could have made a career in weightlifting or strong man competitions. Fucking stupid as fuck.
>>75058340
Lot's of loyalty for a hired Irishman!
>>75055935
I'm just as tall, and not skinny or fat either, but I'm not particulary muscular.
I think its up to who gets the first dirty hit in, I think my legwork has an advantage here.
>>75058527
I don't see many people so it is not really an issue.
>>75055935
Shieeeet.
>>75056253
this guy is icelandic
Is he still alive ?
>>75056190
Damn you scary!
>>75058593
Just don't get close to him
>>75056676
It's a fucking Dshk not a M2
>>75058696
>>75055935
tell me about the bulldozer, why does he work for ISIS????
>>75055935
It's not the same guy. Look at the hands. And yea I could, I do jujitsu and judo
>>75057816
I can't imagine what life would be like not being able to touch your own shoulders
>>75055935
men with machine > big men
intelligence wins in the end
the fun stops after its confirmed fake lol
>>75056179
What is synthol?
>>75055935
>Can lift a 54kg weapon
But can he lift my poo?
>>75055935
> 6ft average built european
> dressed in complete head-toe metal armour
> side by side with your european brothers, shields overlapped, spears ready
> across the field from you stands the shitskin hordes
> dressed in rags, some leather, plank shield, shitty wooden spear
> one of them is 7ft 400lbs
> you know exactly who is going to take that one out
> Sven, 6'4 300lbs of muscle great axe wielder
Is there really a need to ask if I could beat him?
>>75057437
>Azreal
>Israel
they don't even try to hide it
>>75055935
54kg huh?
Thor would fucking destroy him.
>>75056535
>allocating strength points in a pure dex build
Full retard
>>75058910
>>75057005
GET HYPE
>>75056053
Dev?
>>75058963
i dont understand
why would anyone do this?
>>75058999
Check'd and kek'd
>>75055935
Im 6.2 and just a bit smaller muscle wise, still larger then most humans.
For me, id say aim for the head, if melee use dark souls tactics and get behind or go for the knees.
Being that tall and heavy, his knees will be a weak spot.
>>75056676
Oi! Sumone giv im a bigga shootah!
>>75055935
Why hand to hand when I can simply shoot him
>>75058999
gotta max out that E scaling on your katana
>>75056676
He's also dead
>>75059275
but his meme will live on
amen
>>75056395
fag
>>75057437
>"I'll have your hand Street Rat!"
>>75055935
where the fuck did isis get hulk
>>75058223
>Can confirm over 225 at 5 10, you are barely functional as a human bean
Could you give us a concise run through of some of the everyday things you struggle with? Also some of the best aspects?
>>75056260
Nah, they got Maccas at Mecca though
>>75058077
>IS THERE NEW ONE ELSE?
>>75058910
Underrated fo sho
>>75058189
>>>/k/
>>>/lgbt/
Pick one, same thing.
>>75056459
I was that weight as a skinny 16 year old.
You're not that right?
>>75056028
thats not roiding you beaner.
>>75055935
It'll go dandy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0oiKjLzTc
>>75057437
Abu azrael is a fucking manlet. Bug fat isis dude eats him.
>>75056459
>>75057789
Shit guys, I am like 120 kg. More than yout to togueter + 25kg
>>75055935
Just hold his hand for 1 min and he'll have a heart attack from the tension
nice synthol abuse he got there
>>75055935
No. Any logical thinking man would need a gun as a force equalizer.
He is a bigger target and it would be hard to miss.
I'm 5'4, 148 and hold a fifth degree blackbelt in Bushido. I'm skilled in hand to hand combat and can wield most weapons effeciently including rapiers, daggers, arming swords ect.
in a h2h I might be able to outclass this guy with my technique alone, but with hands/weight like that one solid hit to any part of my body, even blocking would send me reeling. I would have to use arm/leg breaking techniques almost out of the gate.
in a swordfight however I got dis nigga.
>>75055935
HERE COMES THE CHAMPION OF ISLAM
WHO SHALL STAND AS THE CHAMPION OF CHRISTENDOM?!
>about to get punched by his wrecking ball fist
>throw up my arms in front of me to block the strike
>get pushed two meters while remaining my feet on the ground at all times
>appear to be falling over backwards
>smirk, face hidden by my the shadow of my arms
>"heh. could really go for some bacon right now."
>disappear right before i hit the ground, a phantom image remains, surrounded by the dust cloud
>teleport behind him
>"battojutsu..."
>unsheathes katana
>"SLASH!"
>>75057510
oh, at least
>>75055935
better question isis bulldozer vs andre the giant
Stats
>2.24 m (7 ft 4 in)
>240 kg (520 lb)
>can lift several small cars
>>75056273
They are. He's a walking, talking oil deposit.
>>75055935
You only have to survive until he gets super winded. Cardio is bad for gainz
>>75056189
based ghostler
>>75060115
But he is just a rattling skeleton now?
>>75055935
>>75056253
Is it confirmed?
>>75055935
Nah but i can prolly improvise a flying 360 mongolekick in general direction of his face to get a head start, no pun
If that fails i guess i can just kite him into a heart attack or something, but if he grabs me id prolly be toast
>>75056028
I see the "Mexican Intellectuals" are at it again.
That sandnigger looks like a fucking Metal Gear boss.
I did some research and I asked a grill I know who dabbles in martial arts, archery, horseback riding and all that. Her fiancé is a martial arts instructor, she has a horse and she's tough as fuck, so I'll take her word.
>"Valószínű elég kötött és lassú a mozgása, egy gyors-pörgős ellenfél egy sima késsel el tudná kapni. Pusztakéz kb. esélytelen...
Bár a szem-torok-here szentháromsága talán bejönne, és ha orronpöccinted, tuti bekönnyezik. Ha jó szögből sikerül eltalálni az állcsúcsot, ott villanyoltás van, akármekkora az ellenfél. Csak ahhoz veszélyesen közel kell menni"
Translated:
>"His movement is probably slow and restricted, a quick and agile opponent could catch him. With bare hands, there is no chance. Although the eye-throat-testicles trinity might work and if you smash his nose, his eyes might water. If you hit the tip of the jaw from the right angle, then it is lights out, no matter how large the opponent is. But you have to get dangerously close.
And no, I won't post pictures of her.
>>75058999
> im pretty sure he just uses Havels ring while moving.
>>75055935
ISIS: Look at our muscle man! OUR SECRET WEAPON
Drone: Cool (bombs)
>>75058712
he should've killed him instad of prancing around like a fag
>>75060638
Errata:
>a quick and agile opponent could catch him with a knife.
>>75056676
He doesn't look 6'8 unless Arabs are like 6'5 now
>>75058939
those are completely unrelated words
Azrael is the angel of death
