ITT we make a government and finally elect a leader of /pol/.
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Wiki:
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/pol/_3.0_Wikia
How to participate:
>1 namefag = 1 MP
>Join an existing political party or create your own
To create a party:
>choose name & color (I need a hex code not some random color or you will get the gayest shade of said color I can find http://www.color-hex.com)
>appoint a party leader
>party must have at least 2 avowed members to be officially recognized
>making a wiki page or pastebin of your party platform is highly encouraged but not required
>Once we have ~15 MPs we can begin to form party coalitions to determine the ruling government of parliament
>We will use the thread to vote (if I suspect jewery we will hold a second vote)
>Your name should go like "Name [Political Party] #tripcode" for easy identification.
All political parties should keep track of their members, i.e write it down on the wiki or pastebin, so it's easier to manage.
Conservative party stances
Abortion: Every child is a gift of God
Gay marriages: Homosexuality is a mental disease and should be discouraged by the society
Taxes: A simple flat tax on for all
Constitution: Don't you dare put our Constitution in jeopardy by taking our God given liberties and freedoms!
JOIN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY NOW! The only solution to preserve the tradition and morals of the society!
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JOIN THE GROSSGERMANIUM PARTY TODAY
GE Represent!
If you want a strong government, free of corruption and false idols, the Galactic Empire is for you!
Update the graphic you silly OP you.
[NATSOC] Wiki created!
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/National_Socialist_Party
Party Chat:
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
Join NatSoc today!
Heading to bed for the night, lads. Stay Traditional.
>>75023075
STOP STEALING RIGHTFUL GERMANY'S FLAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75022891
JOIN THE EMPIRE
We demand representation!
Reporting in for the Empire.
FOR TRUMP
Friendly reminder that spics and niggers arent human. If you are a motherfucking mexican or a nigger kill yourself. When we make parliament great again we will register all MPs by race based on hand pictures. Fucking freeloading spic faggots. Your dad died trafficing coke while your mom whored herself to raise you
all that need be said
I'm going to make lunch. Stay golden TIPs.
JOIN THE TRUMPIC EMPIRE TO REP THE GOD-EMPEROR
Be the ultimate contratian in a board full of contrarians, we side with the least popular political opinion at any given
>>75023155
You have 1/80th representation.
PRIDE!
PURITY!
POWER!
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JOIN THE GROSSGERMANIUM PARTY TODAY FOR MORE TIPS AND TRICKS ON HOW TO WAGGLE YOUR WILLY
>>75023119
Must respect goes to the 2nd Reich
THE SPQR NEEDS LOYAL CENTURIONS TO LEAD THE PARTY
JOIN TODAY
>>75023253
REEEEEEEEEE
>>75023188
Do I see a dat boi meme?
Disgusting. I never realized that the Trumpists could fall so far.
>>75023253
GOMMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck fascist faggots! Stormfags are just circle jerkers on this board! Revitalize your true contrarian spirit and join The Edgy Contrarian Bolsheviks!
POWER!
PURITY!
PRIDE!
Don't follow the Trump, a leader backed by the Jews!
>>75023273
Based Party
bonjour
>>75023320
Fucking pedo disgusting frog nigger. Nothing makes me more sick than a french pedo nigger. Romans are/were pedo faggots who loved fucking eachothers assholes especially kids. Fucking pedo nigger lover
>>75023188
Did the TIP just post a "Dat Boi" ripoff when they specifically stated they wished for the execution of Dat Boi as one of their main party stances?
Surely this is incompetence of the highest regard, and not just a blatent failure to stay to the standards of the party?
>>75023188
I though the Trumps were for banning Dat Boi from /pol/...
Which party should I join?
Sign me up for natsoc pls
>>75023003
Previous Thread's Byzantine Rite Catholic reporting in
>>75023462
Thanks poo
>>75023428
unwad your panties you tasmanian transsexual masquerading as an extraterrestrial
This place isn't for you
>>>/tg/
>>75023552
Monarchist Party of Trumpic Imperial Party.
>>75023443
Dem low skin fades
Every male who wants to pull rank needs a low skin fade. Just make sure you go to a decent barber.
Removal of the merchant is my prime mission
Make bootlickers cry! Join The Edgy Contrarian Bolsheviks today!
>>75023552
THE GROSSGERMANIUM PARTY
We need to eliminate the Jews I think
We must consolidate the monarchist party
Can the Galactic Empire and TIP set their differences aside to agree that Bolsheviks are cancer that need to be fucking genocided
Get out of this thread right now REEEEEEEE
>>75023528
our party is being sabotaged mate
>>75023155
We recommend you merge with the Conservative Party
>>75023253
im with you comrade.
>>75023599
And this place is for you, lad.
>>>/trash/
All the Libertarians are asleep
>>75023193
>>75023517
Based Based God
>>75023668
Perhaps you should make a splinter party that you are in charge of, that way the true Trump party supporters can rally under you.
>>75023623
fix'd
>>75023442
You with us, Comrade?
If you want to trigger brownshirt,s communism is the ideaology to flirt!
>>75023623
Sounds like NatSoc to me.
>>75023668
Good sir, where is your tripcode? Surely that is necessary for your participation.
>>75023711
Fucking pinko nigger. Your mom thought you were still born and she was happy
>>75023193
>>75023517
My fucking sides
Besto Member of our party
>>75023443
POWER!
REINHEIT!
STOLZ!
>>75023786
Yess
>>75023600
That's a mouthful, no thanks.
>>75023711
>>75023626
RREEEEEEEEEEE
>>75023626
How about we kill both of you.. Reds and browns aren't really worth joining.
<iframe src="https://chatstep.com/#Versailles" width="500" height="500"></iframe>
all members of the Monarchist party join here
>>75023807
forgive me lad
>>75023780
No, fuck off. The TIP needs to stay unified and not fight civil wars. We are already in coalition with the Monarchists.
>>75023794
12 Communists per one National Socialist.
Here is an indisputable fact upon which we here at /pol/ will surely agree: the Jews are a cancerous presence in our society and must be stopped. How then can we in good conscience do nothing about this threat to human civilization?
The Jewish Question must be answered lest we all perish.
What if the GE just orbital striked the lost nations on Earth?
GUYS
We need Order!
Lets set up a schedule:
Roll call day last time was Sunday, all day.
Then there were 4 parliamentary sessions a week
The rest of the time was for recruitment and bantz to get ready for the upcoming session.
The sessions were spaced around to allow people around the world to participate.
>>75023871
Are Monarchist party coalition allies also allowed?
>>75023780
nah no party splitting mate
>>75023786
I'm part of the new Bolsheviks party but branding differently
>>75023833
The Roman Empire, of course.
>>75023658
Seems like a solid idea.
We cool now that the whole Trojan War thing is over?
>>75023711
COMMIES LEAVE
OUT OUT OUT
>>75023668
>>75023528
>>75023533
This isn't even my final form
>>75023517
I have to say, it's pretty insulting to see Based Talos's name misused like this.
>>75023528
>>75023533
Clearly, they merely want to replace him with their own Boi.
Trump is Their Boi.
>>75023599
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8 outta 8, can't even h8.
>>75023668
Well, I can't stand the bolsheviks any more than the next man, but there is the fact that you are shilling NatSoc and making false claims of Imperialism. Plus, you support the Pajeet.
>>75023930
DID SOMEONE SAY ORDER?
>>75023193
Someone is butthurt.
Try me anytime, faggot.
>>75023978
Greeks need to go home tbqhwyf
Roman/Trojan master race
>>75023711
Good make a trip with our name and let's say good night to white pride together, comrade
>>75023895
Then you should condemn these false members who are running around posting Dat Boi and other material that harms your party.
Dat Boi is a plague that devalues Pepe. Think of the memeconomy.
>>75024005
ITS SHAPIIIIIROOO
ITS A SHILL
SHILL ALERT
SHILL ALERT
>>75023930
Do the NatSocs have some realistic gameplan or is it all just memes.
>>75023960
Same question for you.
>>75024064
>>75023958
its growing
I am new
Any links i need?
>>75024056
Still assmad I see. Maybe you should git gud at war.
>>75023930
We cannot set anything up unless the speaker brings it to order. Flywheel is the current speaker, while may is the stand in should he no longer be here.
>>75024106
calm down buddy
>>75024110
>Do the NatSocs have some realistic gameplan or is it all just memes.
We have both.
>>75024028
Mate, we made it clear in the last thread that he neither supports nor denounces Pajeets, he only upholds the galactic commandments and yet you keep bringing that point up
Also, NatSoc is one of the members in our coalition so ofc I'll shill them
>>75024193
Who conquered whom in the end senpai? Troy was merely a setback
Where can the GE chat? I need to go to sleep and work tomorrow.
>>75024110
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/National_Socialist_Party
Read the purpose part.
>>75024184
uhhh heres our party chatstep
https://chatstep.com/#TIP
>>75024030
Fucking spic nigger. You never met your dad beaner faggot. Your mom paid for an abortion and like a typical mexican operation you lived and she accidentally shit you out in the toilet fucking beaner
>>75024226
Am I privvy to that gameplan now or do I have to work my way up to some sort of inner sanctum? Also are you the guy in charge?
>>75023668
Tell me, friend. How am I supposed to even think of an alliance when your fellow partisans say>>75023517
And>>75023193
HATE STORMFAGS AND CIRCLEJERKERS?
JOIN THE CONTRARIAN PROLETARIAT AND BE HEARD! CHANGE YOUR AFFILIATION TO THE EDGY CONTRARIAN BOLSHEVIKS!
>>75024274
https://chatstep.com/#Galactic_Empire
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Empire
Chat and wiki, as requested.
>>75024254
>Wow. Outright admitting to shilling NatSoc. Imagine if they ever heard of that?
>>75024354
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
>>75024110
Well, besides the memes, i am the former Vice President of /pol/, technically the incumbent. I also served an extended period as /pol/'s Minister of Defence. The SPQR tends to lean towards a policing role in the actual threads, removing threats to the order of Parliament. It would be an honor to hve you join our ranks.
meme policies at http://parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/SPQR
>>75022891
Monarchist all the way.
>>75024255
And yet we're both being cucked by rapefugees now. Maybe we need to let the past stay in the past?
>>75024254
Who else is our allies so far? Where does the Roman Empire stand?
Down with brownshirts!
Marx was first!
BUMP FOR TRUMP
>>75024468
Who cares about SPQR? It's one autistic leaf.
>>75024345
..... >le supposed ad hominem
You edginess is so bad thst it doesnt even insult me. Better take your hate and racial slurs back to >>>/b/
>>75024369
I never requested an alliance my mexican friend
Just setting aside our differences to purge out the cancer that is Bolshevism
>>75024354
Join the chat
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
>>75024449
>i am the former Vice President of /pol/, technically the incumbent. I also served an extended period as /pol/'s Minister of Defence.
You held both those offices and resigned them in disgrace. No one in their right mind is going to side with you.
>>75024588
Could grow.
>>75024449
Daily Reminder
>>75024600
>you edginess
Learn english beaner faggot, you have to go back. Your mom isnt proud of you
>>75024456
Good plan Herr Ulixes. National Socialism will triumph over all.
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step #2
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STEP 3#
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JOIN THE GROSSGERMANIUM PARTY TODAY FOR MORE TIPS AND TRICKS ON WAGGLING YOUR WILLY
>>75024678
No they're not a threat to anyone except themselves. Lanius will be one suicide watch before the night is through.
Anyone still here?
https://chatstep.com/#Versailles
all monarchist are urged to join
>>75024949
the fuck
>>75024735
>>75024855
Fuck off tryhard pinko faggot. Your dad killed himself for a reason
>>75024697
>Kaiser Willy the Second
why are Germanicucks such Romeboos?
>>75025025
I am, Herr Bishop. What are you up to?
>>75024468
allied with the GE. take with that what you will
>>75024926
>Lanius will be one suicide watch before the night is through
Will he livestream it?
>>75025067
>me
>germaboo
m8 do you have no reading comprehension
>>75024727
....ha ha ha
I seem to notice that your EDGYNESS has come to its peak. Why dont you go crawl back into your shithole and cry yourself to sleep because you dont have any friends?
>>75025071
Would you like to join the Conservative Party of time-tested Christian Values?
>>75025292
fuck off yeb
>>75025266
I dont have a shithole, Im not mexican
I posit a question to the National socialists-
The Trumpists have a majority power only of earth.
If we were to offer you a sector of your own, would you ally with our cause?
The Trumpists have proven time and time again that they work solely for their own interests, rather than the betterment of humanity as a whole. We promise to you a colony on Venus of your own, eternally free of shitskin influence if you bow to our emperor and ally towards our Aryan galactic influence.
>>75025066
>>75025067
finally.
good to see you maximus
>>75025230
>Kaiser is the German word for "emperor". Like the Bulgarian, Serbian and Russian Czar it is directly derived from the Roman emperors' title of Caesar, which in turn is derived from the personal name of a branch of the gens (clan) Julia, to which Gaius Julius Caesar, the forebear of the first imperial family, belonged
lmao stereotypical idiotic germanicuck
>>75025403
>yeb
>>75025559
Where are the Romans now?
It is necessary that we establish a time for roll call and regular sessions of parliament so we can be organized in our proceedings.
>>75025591
Yes yeb
I'm out for the night. Keep the energy high.
MAGA. AVE EMPEROR TRUMP.
>>75025686
where arent they?
we are currently speaking a german/latin hybrid language, after all
>>75025799
Another fascist gone for the night, soon he will be a real ghost.
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Since this is mainly shitposting, I'll consider this session over. Another OP is going to resume on 2016-05-26 2:00PM EST
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>>75025873
do you have an updated image yet?
>>75025873
Cool. Any chance we can get an updated parliament graphic?
SUNDAY: All Day Roll Call
-You must post to be recorded for you to be registered to vote for the coming week
Monday: Session
Tuesday: Session
Wednesday: Break
Thursday: Session
Friday: Session
Saturday: Break
>>75025839
Nigger you were supposed to respond with "Your looking at them asshole"
>leaf
oh ya thats right your not allowed to watch anything with anything controversial in it
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
>>75025873
could you make that 5:00PM EST?
I have meetings all day tomorrow afternoon.
>>75023003
In a flat tax society the rich should have a lower rate because they're still going to end up paying more. Also they use less services when they take more vacations.
I have the image based on the roll call today. We will have another session at 2 oclock on Thursday hosted by another OP.
>>75025873
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>>75026561
>GE same size as the Trumpists.
Oh my. Lucky for you there's that coalition.
>>75026561
So I guess all the NatSoc members that were here 8 hours ago don't count.
>>75026773
I'm PM as well, since Libertarians, Monarchists and TIP are all in coaliton
You are leading the opposition I guess
>>75026898
This is just the quorum for the session that we finished up now. Nothing official really happened either. It was completely disorganized with new memebers joining, so we did a roll call and will be adding back NatSoc members as they log on and shit.
>>75026925
Wait, I'm actually relevant?
Oh my. Empire Stronk.
#ffd700
Taxes should be opt in. One seasonal fee just like at the lot. Anybody wearing a false state licensed badge gets sent to international waters the next time the boat is full. If you starve while you wait you should've considered the consequences. I'll work on this shit later. I have a fucking real job so I'm going to bed now
>>75027024
Welp. Gotta go to bed.
See you Wibbles.
May the force be with you.
>>75027024
At least for this session you are. Perhaps once we get more NatSocs on in Euro times they will be the main opposition.
>>75027008
well, tomorrow, I'd like to get online after work and make an infographic or something to help structure poliament.
We need an association of dedicated founding fathers. Those that are willing to work as well as shit post. Be part of the schedule.
>>75027117
And you, buddy. Sleep well.
>>75027148
;^) Noice. Also, huh. I thought NatSoc were in coalition with the TIP?
>>75027158
Hmm, more structure and order is always a good thing. I'm down.
>>75027158
I have all summer free so I'm good to go. Really the biggest organizational thing we have ATM is the old Skype group from the previous parliament.
>>75027239
They would be if they were needed to get over the limit, but as it is Monarchists and Libertarians are closer to Trump than Socialists
>>75027335
basically what it is going to take is a collaborate effort of people around the world to pick days and time that they can be OPs for these threads.
Each person needs to have access to a standard procedures and tasks required of any OP. Such as recording members, making the parliament graphic, posting the schedule, posting thread information, Conducting sessions.
Anyone else representing libertarian party? No? Guess I'll be first
>>75027335
Lets brainstorm some Poliament processes
1) Standard Thread Creation
2) Conducting Rolecall
3) Conducting Sessions
What else?
>>75027795
It'll be easier for you if you get a tripcode and join the Burger Libertarians
>>75023738
This is the case
z z z
>>75027335
don't talk about skype
>>75027335
Interesting.
>>75027775
As an Ausfag, I really do sympathise.
>>75027795
There are the Libertarian Cucks, who are in coalition with the Trumpist Imperial Party.
>>75028024
Honestly, that's all we probably need for now. If we can figure out who/how members are seated, how/when they can vote and have a system for making sure threads are up, then that's a solid start.
>>75028117
I should be online at 5:30PM EST tomorrow.
Hopefully something can be done.
>>75028505
That's 7:30am my time. I'll almost certainly be asleep then.
>>75028700
well then you would be a great candidate to run poliament on AUS time
>>75028784
I'v been speaker on /tg/ parliament before, but /tg/ is comfy and /pol/ is hard and pointy.
>>75028892
comes with the territory I suppose
>>75024727
Based God are u Jewish
>>75025415
You are a Jew
>>75022891
>>75026561
does 2 oclock mean usa eastern or what?
>>75031942
Old meme is old, that was like 2014
>>75024005
Fake Ben, I'm gone for 5h and some impostor is already bullshitting.
At least don't be a Trump C.U.C.K
