rules
>choose a name and a trip to identify yourself (http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip)
>choose a party
ATTENTION!!
All parties with at least 2 members can apply to join the /pleb/ assembly.
To apply you need
>a party leader
>a written platform with the party agenda
>current assembly
http://pastebin.com/gBa4gQVu
REMINDER TO JOIN THE TRUMPIC IMPERIAL PARTY TO MAKE /POL/ GREAT AGAIN
>>74996782
>Leader
JOIN PIZZA PARTY[Pizza Party] !g6W.Akaris
>Platform
>to oppose the usage of non-free javascript sites on pizza sites so people won't starve due to the botnet.
>Pizza for all
>Monday's to be changed to Pizza Monday
Reposting.
3rd for BASED Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives!
SAVE THE WHITE RACE, JOIN NATSOCS
>Party Platform is as follows:
"We must secure the existence of our board and a future for good threads."
We National Socialists, who are fighting for a new philosophy of life for /pol/ must never succumb to shitposting and reddit-tier memery. If we did so, we should cease to be the protagonists of a new and great idea and would become slaves in the service of the fallacy which is dominant today.
We must make a clear-cut distinction between the vessel and its contents. /pol/ is only the vessel and informed political discussion is what it contains. The vessel can have a meaning only if it preserves and safeguards the contents. Otherwise it is worthless.
What the mods, SJWs, shills, JIDF, and CIA operatives want to impose upon us as a board today is in most cases nothing but a monstrosity, the product of a profound human aberration which brings untold suffering in its train. By not making a collective effort to govern and protect the integrity of /pol/'s quality, we allow bait-threads to replace news and blue-pilled ignorant madness to replace informed discussion.
Therefor it will be the goal of the National Socialist Party of /pol/ to strengthen parliament so we can organize our collective efforts to retake control of our board and expel the degenerate filth that plagues us today.
Which party should I register for?
Join the Monarchists, get a toy crown.
>>74996919
Phones exist. Your platform doesn't speak to me
>>74996782
Update Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives soon. We have seven members
>>74996449
>>74997010
Pizza party.
Embrace the Burger, feel the Liberty
Which is the party for nationalists who don't want to be Bernie socialists?
Reminder to avoid the fascists and fight for American values
You all know whicj party is the right one
>>74997010
Join the Trumpic Imperial Party, Chairman Mao
JOIN BURGER LIBERTARIANS.
I mean... We wont force you. But thats the beauty of it!
>>74996782
Switched the party from Conservatives to Civic Nationalistic Cuckservatives
>>74997086
Trumpic Imperial Party
>>74997010
Burger Libertarians
>>74997010
You're always welcome in the Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives
>>74997010
Join NatSoc
Keep Poo-in-loos out of your town
Join us!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the German Reichstag! By agreement with the Reich Government, today the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and the German National People’s Party have presented to you for resolution a notice of motion concerning a “Law for Removing the Distress of Volk and Reich.” The reasons for this extraordinary measure are as follows: In November 1918, the Marxist organizations seized the executive power by means of a Revolution. The monarchs were dethroned, the authorities of Reich and Länder removed from office, and thus a breach of the Constitution was committed. The success of the revolution in a material sense protected these criminals from the grips of justice. They sought moral justification by asserting that Germany or its government bore the guilt for the outbreak of the War.
Joining the Natsocs
Join the Monarchist Party, get butter.
>>74997023
I support this.
JOIN THE TRUMPIC IMPERIAL PARTY
>MAKE /POL/ GREAT AGAIN
>BRING BACK QUALITY POSTERS FROM CRIPPLECHAN /POL/
>SEND THE REDDITORS BACK
>>74997175
Welcome brother.
Where's the i-side-with list of Q&A for each party?
>>74997086
Join the Civic Nationalistic Cuckservatives my friend
>no socialists perversions
>nationalism
>tradition
>elitism and not the pleb populism of the natsoc
LIBERTARIAN BROS!
I realise my impertinence but join tge PPP seperate from!the Elephant we of PPP (caaatchy fucking name guys) create NO new legislation and ONLY Destroy!
We are Libertarian at our core and term-limit ourselves to ONE. Presidency included!
Eat the donkeys! Eat the Elephants!
>>74997102
Well, since we're all in it for the Trumpmaymayz...
>>74997072
Are you of Irish descent? are you Celtic in any way? The Fianna Éireann would glady appreciate your support!
Alles fur deutschland
>>74997164
Don't listen to this schmuck, The Burger Libertarian Party is the party for you! Nothing will be imposed upon you so long as you don't impose yourself upon others!
>>74997281
I mean if you side with Trump, you side with the Trumpic Imperial Party
REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>74997010
Rare! Capitalism's influence has started to make your country suck less, right? Join the burgers!
>>74997237
But a tight blonde would be even better!
>>74997311
welcome aboard!
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
please attend for collaboration
TRUMPIC IMPERIAL PARTY APPLYING TO GET INTO PARLIAMENT WITH TWO MEMEBERS
>Leader: may !!GjqLpOpGXpf
>Platform:
>MAKE /POL/ GREAT AGAIN
>BRING BACK QUALITY POSTERS FROM CRIPPLECHAN /POL/
>SEND THE REDDITORS BACK
Burger Libertarians, we need to decide on whom to send to the /pleb/ Assembly.
I nominate myself, that I may promote individual liberty, prosperity, self-reliance, and justice in the /pleb/ Assembly.
14/88, Nat Soc. Aryan waifus for all Aryan men
>>74996782
Who's our leader? Where's our platform?
Falangists or Volk Socialists?
Joining NatSoc
STATUS REPORT! ALL BURGER LIBERTARIANS REPLY TO THIS POST SO WE CAN RECEIVE PROPER REPRESENTATION IN PARLIAMENT
>>74997340
What is your stance on renaming Monday to Pizza Monday?
Pizza Monday will include
>Free Pizza to all members of /pol/ Assembly
>Free garlic bread
>20% off your next Pizza Party purchase
>>74997133
Just make sure nobody gets tired of winning
MONARCHIST PARTY PLATFORM: Draft #1
1) Get a Monarch.
2) Give them all the power.
3) Repeat step 1 when Monarch dies or abdicates.
>>74997482
Volk Socialism 2bh
>>74997483
welcome aboard!!
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
please attend for collaboration
>>74997491
I nominate Papa Cheese for Burger Libertarian representative
>>74997468
I also nominate Johannes, he is perfect for the job
DO YOU STAND BY THE IDEALS OF NATIONALISM? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUR COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN UNDER EMPEROR TRUMP?
JOIN THE TRUMPIC IMPERIAL PARTY
>>74997307
Who is with us? No new legislation! Only destroy!
>>74997517
Only if it is mandatory to eat pizza with a knife and fork like the God-Emperor
>>74997633
>TRUMP
>not PIZZA
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>74997307
We already smashed the pachyderm and the ass.
Burgers are a fine icon of American freedom, and splitting would weaken us.
KEKSERVATIVES JOIN THIS SHIT
https://chatstep.com/#CNCU
https://chatstep.com/#CNCU
https://chatstep.com/#CNCU
https://chatstep.com/#CNCU
>>74997467
Sign me up senpai.
How many members do we have?
>>74997543
MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
and great toy castles, which are free if you join the Monarchist party.
>>74997653
You can eat pizza with a knife and fork if you like.
Question for the Burger Libertarians.
How will I be able to get to my local burger joint without roads?
This issue is extremely important to me.
>>74997521
>>74997701
>>74997633
>>74997653
Four my man
>>74997681
PIZZA PARTY IS HERESY
>>74997765
It has to be mandatory to eat it with a knife and fork. Its not comfy at all to get your hands dirty while eating pizza.
>>74997468
Nom'd
>>74997788
Libertarians are idealistic children. Join NatSocs if you truly want change.
>>74997810
SHIT GUARDSMEN
Join Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives today and get a free qt paki gf! We are the only party approved by BASED ISRAEL
>>74997761
Do you want to be leader or should I? Since there are only two of us here.
>>74997491
WHOOP
>>74997686
Do I have a tripcode?
>>74997307
We say no, Join us if you truly wish for Libertarian ideals to be properly represented in this parliament.
Pizza Party looks dead. Guess I'm a #cuckmissile now.
>>74996782
BLONDES
>>74997907
yes
Joining Nat Soc party
>>74996782
preparing the bunz for these liberty burgers?
>>74997907
Ah, I am.
>>74997842
>forcing people to eat pizza with a knife a fork
People should be free to eat pizza with their hands or use fork and knife. Pizza is meant to be enjoyed freely. Go away freedom hater.
>>74997788
If the people want your tasty burgers, then they shall build a road leading to your glorious eatery. Join the Burger Libertarians my friend!
The only way to achieve true enlightenment and stability is to have a cultural representative that abides to the people he's worshiped by.
Monarchy is an absolute must. Dictatorship is too technical, it's not culturally tied enough.
>>74997788
At this point we'll simply need to maintain the roads.
Ill gladly do it for ya friend. For a burger and small fry each tuesday.
>>74997907
>!hU0mZNeRjw
>>74997985
Change your password, use two #'s
Then put that into the name field of your post
I request entry to the NatSoc party, I promise I'm white.
The platform for the Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives
>fight the cultural marxism
>defend the heritage of the white/european race
>but avoid expansionism and prefer national sovereignty
>promote elitism in the schools and workplaces (not reserve to an aristocratical class)
>reject modernism in its various forms
>promote a vision of the individual linked to its family, culture, nation and not isolated (as the liberal conception)
>a free individual is an individual who is participating in his Civitas
>>74998058
If you support monarchism, you should support the God-Emperor Trump's party, He is set to become the Emperor of America
>>74997788
We of the PPP are Libertarian at our cores but not naive! We seek not to surpass the Trumpic Party but to orbit it in second place as it's sword!
If you wish to be the hand that weilds, be the TIP.
If you wish to BE the sword, the animal that devours the Ass in it's entirety and the Elephant mostly, join the PPP!
>>74997788
>he thinks we're anarchists
There are definitely roads, just not billions of dollars siphoned off for black ops and Greatest Ally.
I still want Pizza Monday though desu
>>74998009
Liberty Burgers!
>>74997920
Welcome brother!
>>74996449
>>74996490
>>74997920
Newest members not counted for in the pastebin yet for the Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives
>>74998102
Sure thing brother. Format your name as Nigel [NatSoc]#(your password)
>>74997873
>idealistic children
If it is idealistic to want every person to be able to enjoy their lives without the intervention of others, than yes, we are Idealistic.
>>74998058
This.
>>74996782
running for /pleb/.
forever alone.
>>74998176
desu desu desu desu
>>74998174
Join us! The Emperor requires a sword!
I'd like to join the Whigs
Joining
>>74996887
This is a party Bob Dole can get behind!
-Bob Dole
>>74997792
Well, we should probably flesh out a more detailed platform, no?
>>74997423
Blonde women are shit desu senpai.
>>74998009
Hell yeah my man!
>>74997491
Whaddup
>>74998309
>>74998058
Also welcome brothers.
>>74998255
Join the cuckservatives they will make pizza and anime real again they promised me
>>74997164
The Germans are natural cucks, just look at their support for Merkel and their consistent failure to form the alliances necessary to take on the world. Join the burgers of liberty, once we remove the more ridiculous expansions of the welfare state and show the masses the supremacy of freedom all will be right.
>>74998281
Join the Burger Libertarians instead, if you so choose that is
>>74998254
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HERE WE SEE AGAIN
>>74997878
ALL WHO STAND BEFORE THE EMPEROR SHALL FALL
>>74998383
That isn't Pizza party's objective. You don't share our views.
tswst
Do any of the Imperial Party wish to recommend us to the Libertarian. Weild us as your staunch satellite! As your sword!
>>74998309
>>74998058
Welcome.
>>74998350
I support you as the founding leader of the party.
>>74998301
Yeah we should
ALSO HERE IS A PASTEBIN FOR ALL TRUMPIC IMPERIAL PARTY MEMEBERS. UPDATE IT IF YOU SEE NEW MEMEBERS
>>74998397
>roads
>orphans
>education
wewlad.jpg
Bumping with more offers of sweet liberty and a rare, never-before-seen cat.
FOR KEK AND BOARD
>>74998479
but what if we make sure to oppose the usage of non-free javascript sites on pizza sites so people won't starve due to the botnet?
OP UPDATE THE GRAPH
>>74998225
Let's make /pol/ the best it can be
>>74998415
how about we cut a deal,
you retire, and i wil admit you into pri.. i mean art school. deal?
>>74997543
There is nothing wrong with this. I wholeheartedly approve.
>>74998577
AND THE GREATER LEBENCHAN
>>74998556
http://pastebin.com/5zmupugY
>>74998586
We want all to have that view.
SECOND STATUS REPORT!! PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST W/ NAME AND TRIPCODE IF YOU WISH TO BE A PART OF THE BURGER LIBERTARIAN PARTY!
Are you a daily anon of /TrumpGen/? Do you stand by God Emperor and all he represents?
Join the Trumpic Imperial Party. And together we will make our board great again!
>>74996782
There are 8 of us now, not 5
>>74998397
We care not for Germany, but the white race, and it's ascension into something infinitely greater than modern man.
>>74998577
AND THE GREAT DIGITS
Goddamit. Starting to feel closer and closer to reality.
Everyone "We just want to make your life better"
Libertarian "I just want you to leave me alone!"
>>74998746
Yo!
Which party can promise me a Super Bowl win?
Lie and pander to me for support.
>>74998705
i miss you!! i'm torn now!!!!
>>74998577
witnessed
>>74998575
I bring you a kot, fellow freedom lover
>>74998746
Still here, senpai.
About to pack and puff some LEGAL WEED, to nobody's detriment.
>>74998649
WELCOME, BROTHER
>>74998922
WITNESSED AGAIN
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
GET IN HERE!
>>74998397
we are her to change that
>>74998409
F-fine.
>>74998913
Wont lie to you and tell you youll win a superbowl.
But i wont force you to join the Burger Libertarians either.
Go RGIII?
>>74998998
998998
>998 twice
HIGH LEVEL DUBS?
Which Party offers weed and socialism
>>74999021
*here
>>74998913
We shall do no such thing. But we will promise that you can enjoy watching the Super Bowl from wherever you like (so long as you're not imposing yourself on others) without any intrusion of authority by anyone.
>>74998913
Most assuredly us. Though be warned that we intend ourselves as a satellite party to The Trump Imperial Party!
Join them if you wish to be the hand that weilds, join us if you wish to BE the sword!
>>74998913
Here in ever loving freedoms you can get as many super bowl wins as you want
>>74999076
The reddit party.
>>74998982
Enjoy m8!
Updated graph
>assembly
http://pastebin.com/4ndRBfbr
>>74999068
NOT DUBS, HIGH LEVEL DIGITS
>>74998913
Number one Browns fan elpresador supports trump
https://youtu.be/MjaEx7zVuxQ
Leftist mad at browns fan elpresador supporting trump
>>74999068
74999999 incoming...
>>74999076
we offer you the best drug :^)
>>74996782
nat soc plz
>>74998928
You have a QT kot there
>>74999222
AHHHHHH!!!
>>74999076
Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives are considering weed, freidno
Socialism is a big no-no though
>>74999181
We have 5 members now.
>>74999181
The National Socialists are growing too powerful! We must stop them.
I'm new
>>74999227
>Karlie Kloss
dropped
>>74999034
Don't fret my friend, I assure you this party will meet your desires! (So long as those desires don't involve the infringement of the liberty of another person)
WHO /natcap/ HERE?
>>74998559
liberty may seem foreign to you my communist friend, but rest assured that with the existing infrastructure and the demand created by a truly free market, burger stocks will rise exponentially.
>>74999181
WE BIGGEST, PRAISE KEK
>>74999294
check the pastebin and link to members
I have to go back I miss pizza too much desu
>>74999320
Trump is a national capitalist so join the Trumpic Imperial Party.
>>74999076
You can smoke as much of that chronic as you want with our party as long as it isn't overly intrusive on others. However, we cannot offer any socialism outside the charity of your fellow citizens.
>>74999311
don´t act like your dick isn´t screaming for it
>>74998998
TRIPLE WITNESSED
>>74999311
The Monarchist party offers you twenty Swadian Knights if you join, with three months worth of provisions.
>>74999262
the fire rises!
messiahs footsteps, geula!
Mayhap our infant party will get an add the OP one day
>>74999320
Join NatSoc.
You can still be a corporation but if you profit from war, everyone benefits instead of just Halliburton.
>>74999393
see
>>74998309
>>74998058
They are not in the pastebin.
>>74999497
We invite Jews to our country.
Please jew our country.
LURKERS OF /POL/ RISE UP AND TAKE DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO BURGER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
GLOBALISTS AND SHILLS WILL BE TRAMPLED UNDER TANK TREADS
>>74999497
Join Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives. We are the only pro-israel party! We will start any war in the middle east.
>>74999320
Join a true Capitalist party! As long as you don't infringe on freedoms!!
>>74998921
Embrace the Burger feel the Liberty! Join the Burger Libertarians if you want happiness in the form of universal Liberty for all.
Can I make a party
>>74999612
You disgusting untermensch caring only for money and power instead of your folk.
>>74999393
we now have eight members for the Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives, the five already in the pastebin, and these three
>>74996449
>>74996490
>>74997920
>>74998577
Checked
Officially founding the Templar Order to unite all true Christians in the fight against Islam. Who will stand with me?
>>74999612
>>74999665
ok im listening. who offers a better deal?
>>74999633
>>74999320
I am brother join a party with a face and party animal!
>>74999497
Ayy, fellow yid.
Why not join the most pro-Israel party there is?
>>74999497
We are 100% pro-Israel, join us for a protected Israel surrounded by Islamic dictatorships
>>74999694
You got some dank gifs, my saucy friend.
>>74999320
Trumpic Imperial Party is probably your best bet
>>74997598
For the record, I think /pleb/ delegate and leader should be distinct roles, and that you should retain control of party structure.
>>74999181
Bob Dole recommends you fill in all five circles that your pastebin reflects.
-Bob Dole
>>74999733
Join Pizza PARTY
>>74999694
>>74999694
Theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLXsFqSvy0M
>>74999767
>>74999767
We will fight any war for BASED ISRAEL. All of our members have kissed the wailing wall in Jerusalem.
>>74999728
>in the form of universal Liberty for all.
ONLY THOSE WORTHY OF LIBERTY MAY EMBRACE IT.
LIBERTY WITHOUT BORDERS IS ANARCHY.
JOIN THE TRUMPIC IMPERIAL PARTY AND HELP BUILD THE WALL.
>>74999767
We promise all shekel, as long as you respect other people's freedoms
>>74999874
I will join the pizza party man
>>74999811
>>74999782
>>74999795
Listen not to these cucks! Join the party that supports Conservative non-kiked Israel ONLY
JOIN the PPP
>>74999770
Th-this changes nothing! the shape and structure of that sandwich is clearly burger dominated in every way!
>>74996782
On a completely different subject, who will lead the Parliament and how? Are we doing the American-esque Speaker/Chair or British-esque Prime Minister-sitting-his-ass-in-Parliament style?
>>74999874
>>74999893
>>74999924
Once we conquer everyone else, we'll all have as much pizza as we want.
okay?
BASED CIVIC NATIONALISM
check em
>>74999874
https://nonfree.pizza/
>>74999762
fuck all religions tbqh
Mein Kampf is our bible and science our bitch to achieve our goals
>>74999612
We maintain a very strict immigration policy, the Jew would have to pass numerous evaluations by our minimal government before entering the country. He/she must prove that they are willing to keep to themselves and not impose their beliefs on others. Additionally they must prove that they are of no threat whatsoever to the stability of our nation.
>>74999733
Join a growing party with a lot of potential
Join the Nationalists Cuckservatives
:^)
>>74999770
Is this a suggestion of some sort?
Maybe a coalition?...or merge.....?
Pizza party representing.
>>74999893
>>74999995
Really close.
>>75000018
I like you.
>>74999767
We will protect and serve our greatest ally in the Middle East
>>74999935
>>74999762
Of course, Christianity will rule once more
>>74999914
Woah now, the Burger Libertarians are not an open-borders organization.
>>74999936
>non-kiked Israel
You sound like an anti-semite to me!
>>74999998
>>74999998
WHAT A SHAME
>>74999999
>>75000000
>>74996782
Whoops, didn't see the new thread. Who joined my party?
>>74999988
No, you don't get it.
>>74999905
>>74999911
>>74999922
you all make compelling cases, doubly so.
no reason we all cant get along in one coalition, yes?
we all invest in the same bank anyway...
>>74999897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2u3Nrc1AUg
>>74999782
Ayy lmao
Our leader married his daughter to a Jew.
That's how pro-Israel we are. Now get on board the Trump(ic) Train!!
>>75000074
Oops, I forgot the trip
>>75000088
We believe in all the same shit. Come join the BURGERS
>>74999770
Are you suggesting that we merge our parties under one flag? I openly welcome your party members to join us.
>>75000088
Why not just join the TIP when all of your positions are Trumps?
>>75000018
Very edgy, I tip my helm to you.
There's no reason for us to be opposed, at least not as long as Islam exists.
>>74999835
That sounds like a splendid plan
>>74999988
ok but be sure to get breadsticks too.
>>75000116
>>75000195
>>75000294
Put me in, brother
>>75000088
Nice digits, we could accomplish a lot working together in the Assembly. We have an informal voting bloc with the Pizza Party.
You understand that socialism is not a part of America's heritage, and not a viable national solution for her.
>>75000215
Yes, let's join a coalition against the evil Natzis. The Jew shall be our leader.
Who agrees with me?
>>75000215
>Same Bank
Oh fuck you you sneaky jew. Go create the zionist party.
A lot of capitalist and free- market parties are formed....hmmm...if only.....Anschluss.....
>>75000294
>>75000313
Imperial party and Templar party? Our parties seem to have similar interests.
>>75000088
Come join us, you appear to hold ideologies that are virtually identical to those held by the Burger Libertarians
>>75000078
literal tears desu
