HACK THE PLANET
My parents are going to raise me correctly.
>>74933924
I never get tired of reading this
>>74933924
wow, that uh... really makes you think..?
we watch dogs now
>>74933924
What the fuck
>>74933924
No one believes that poorly thought out fairytale.
>>74933924
I'm sure this happened
>>74934074
Found the sexist from the gym!
Fuck I hate these threads.
>>74934074
>Ever doubting how dumb people can be
>>74933924
wow! thanks for damaging my equipment and injuring my customers, have a free 12 month subscription!
>>74933981
I refuse to believe someone sat down and write this unironically
>>74934172
this, people are dumb.
why do you think niggers still exist, if people were smart we would eliminate filth long time ago.
>>74933924
>he doesnt hack treadmills with his phone
its like you dont want free 12 month subscriptions, kiwi
>>74934215
well if someone could HACK A TREADMILL from a phone id certainly give that person 12 months subscription
>>74934270
is it true that Spanish peeps have naps at mid day?
Cool im interested.
Can I see the proof of concept? We will pay you well to share this knowledge at the next Defcon.
>>74934228
They didn't.
This was the faces of atheism on reddit.
The ones for Nazi's or Commies are all fake.
>>74933924
We watchdogs now
>>74934347
Mostly in the south.
Its not like it matters to our productivity anyways since we dont have jobs.
>>74933924
>used my phone to hack it
>50 mph
>>74933924
>Can't run 50 mph
Do you even cardio?
>>74933924
Do they even make Treadmills that run that fast? What the fuck would be the point? Nobody can run even close to 50mph.
>>74933924
>>74935137
Better to have and not need...
What's more amazing to me is that treadmills seem to have bluetooth or WLAN nowadays.
Literally anybody with a phone could hijack the very treadmill you're using!
>>74935137
People in wheelchairs
>>74937300
i mean
>current year
they also have cup holders for my 34OZ polar pop
>running on a fucking treadmill
I seriously LITERALLY fucking hope you retards dont do this. The best part of running is going out, mapping out your path of 1/2/3 miles, and getting sun and fresh air. Moving fast in a building on a conveyor belt while chad takes selfies on instagram and the air is full of sweat
>>74938063
I have bad lungs, and cannot run outside, it's too cold. Part of the reason I started working out was because I needed cardio to begin recovering from this. I prefer bicycle machines, though.
>>74938150
you fucking pussy. Im in california and can do 3 miles without stopping in 80-90 degree days. you have bad lungs because youre running on a conveyor belt in a trapped box.
>>74934074
It's not unfeasible.
come on sign it and help the austria brus
https://www.openpetition.eu/at/petition/online/neuwahlen-sofort-oesterreich-braucht-eine-neue-regierung
>>74938256
Can you run outside in -30c/-22f thought?
With snow everywhere?
Most gyms put the treadmills and other faggy cardio shit far away from the weights. Even then, some places will even have a separate females area.
>>74933924
Wow,you go girl!
You must have mad skills,are you the hacker they call 4chan?
>>74938063
I hate running in the heat. I sweat a lot.
>>74933924
Holy shit- it's just like the soccermom threads from /k/
>>74938822
i dont know, ive never been in that weather. and only a loser would stay in an area with weather like that lol. i have occasionally gone up to some mountainous areas like big bear during winter, lots of snow. 30-40s. and it was great. the coldness neutralizes the heat you may build up while running. ive been a runner ever since 2010 and it was the best decision Ive ever made.
>>74939296
nigga it comes without saying. gotta learn to love your own sweat.
