What would happen if someone nuked this?
>>74926834
Elect Trump and find out.
>>74926834
It wins!
>>74926834
after all their high horsing around, they follow a religion where they worship a rock, Sad!
>>74926912
>>74926834
all mooslims will become vanished
>>74926912
>>74926834
Free toy inside
>>74926834
All Muzzies shut down simultaneously.
>>74926834
What if we nuked it and nothing happened though? Everything else destroyed except that untoucheds
try it and lets find out, its sure to be amusing at the very least
There is a story in the quran about how a king wanted to destroy it with his huge army.
God defended the box using giant birds that dropped rocks of flame on the army
>>74926912
>>74926834
What happens when you kick a bee hive?
Nothing.
Salt the area with slow decaying radio actives and they might go crazy.
>>74926912
>>74927111
trips, so it must be true, inshallah
>>74927111
>>74927111
seems more like an airforce battle between fire bombing and jets trying too destroy the cube, hmm im curious, what if who ever wrote the bible and the holy books were time travelers warning us in riddles how shit will go down. Or angels who riddle us of our demise
A lot of good. Islam would have its spiritual back broken. Only a few bitter clingers will hold on when their god doesn't protect his believer's most sacred objects.
>>74926834
>tfw googled "nuke the cube" at work the other day while signed in with my company credentials
>forgot to turn VPN on before not only searching that, but also browsing /pol/ for like 20 minutes
This was during the weekend when no management was there.
Be honest, how fucked am I?
>>74926912
>>74926834
More Muslims will turn Salafist.
>>74927219
or maybe its all a bunch of bullshit written by savages? now apply occams razor
>>74926834
you activate pepe mohammed
>>74927111
kek, the Kaaba was destroyed 3 times during muslim rule
>>74927252
I dont know what it's like to live in a police state like america so couldnt tell you
>>74926912
I am finally proud of my countryman
>>74926834
Muslims all over the world go apeshit and cut off random christian's heads on street. Hundreds and thousands of non-muslims will die in the first couple weeks after this shitty rock is gone.
But then the world can finally declare all out war on Islam.
>>74926834
A massive chimpout on a scale never before seen
>>74927376
It's not a police state you dumb nigger, it's visiting "subtle" racist websites with your company log in. I'm not worried about getting V& I'm worried about losing my job you shitlord.
>>74926834
I can't believe none of you know this
When the Cube of Allah is destroyed, Muslims all over the world will no longer know where to point for prayer, and start spinning around wildly like a broken compass
>>74926834
The Saudi Arabians destroyed the Prophet Mohammed's mother's burial site and built toilets there instead.
lel.
>>74927319
>occams razor
*teleports behind you*
>>74926834
The final crusade of course.
Russia leading the front with Latin America, Eastern Europe and any other catholics right behind.
Dont know if we'd miss out on the sweet sweet action tho, probably not cuz we'd be in it for the oil.
>>74927544
actually pingas isis aka islam wants too destroy that cube.
>>74927279
worth the risk
>>74927633
>pingus
>wants too
But im the dumb one
>>74927544
kek
>>74927085
nuke it again
>>74927557
>holy books
>time travelers
>angels
>>74926834
Another Holy War where at the end Jesus returns to kill all kuffar and then Allah will judge all of us.
>>74926834
You don't have to nuke it, just help ISIS get there, and they'll do the job. Also, violent mudslimes can't get angry at ISIS. So it's air tight.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/isis-leader-calls-for-destruction-of-kaaba-stone/
>>74927745
good point
not like we'll run out or anything
>>74927206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fldyHVOsA
>>74927777
Saudi Arabia is full of ISIS supporters tho...
Also will you burst into flames once it's destroyed and a pigs head is placed there in its place?
>>74927777
Quads for absolute truth.
>>74927923
You do know the US will just move in and protect the Oil Jew Saudis again right?
ISIS will never attack Saudi Arabia or Israel
>>74927923
>Saudi Arabia is full of ISIS supporters tho...
exactly, so you got your work cut out for you
>Draw picture of Muhammad on Quran
>Pictures of Muhammad are a crime
>Destroying the Quran is a crime
>Islam implodes
>>74928038
no we wouldn't we have more oil from fracking more then saudi jews
>>74928038
I thought the US was dropping KSA with all that 9/11 crap and the fact KSA is fucking you over by mass extraction of oil to harm your fracking industry?
The whole KSA should be turned to glass and saturated with pigs blood, to purify it.
>>74926834
Mudslimes, are more afraid of dogs than nukes.
Release the hounds.
>>74927984
what would happen if a non-Muslim touched it?
>>74928117
They haven't been our problem since 1977.
America can deal with them, or about you smelly Arabshits go deal with them, fight your own battles you useless cowardly shitskins.
>>74928125
Nigga yes we would, this shit has expanded beyond Oil.
>what was the 2003 Invasion of Iraq
>>74928126
Should, but won't
>>74928164
A million spiders would come pouring out.
>>74927491
4chan WILL flag as porn and the IT guy might not tell anyone since he probably knows it isnt judging by the thred you were on.
>>74927544
thos
>>74928164
You would catch Islam of course!
>>74926834
Why would anyone ever do that?
>>74928283
>tfw IT guy is gay and likely a democrat
Now how fucked am I?
>>74928313
That guy had a good idea, but it has much more potential! We'll take the cube, and push it to the sun! All the Muslims chase after it like ducks chasing bread crumbs.
>>74926834
Only a billion more to go
>>74928164
>implying they haven't
>>74926834
World peace.
>>74928177
>>74927765
>Jesus returns to kill all kuffar
>Implying implications motherfucker
Jesus will only return to spear the antichrist, not to kill Kuffar, as Rome will already have been defeated prior to his return
>>74928429
>yfw they reach and and then are able to spread Islam throughout the Universe
Is this how we inseminate the cosmos?
this is what i think of when i look at it
>>74928561
She's Qatari.
Cenobites will be unleashed.
>>74928572
Well fuck, doesn't something come and just start killing people?
Is it the angels?
You'd probably get grounded.
>>74926912
Holy shit that gave me a good laugh
>>74927319
You cant use time travel with occams razor retard
>>74928659
>She's Qatari.
>dat denial.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/08/nadiya-hussain-has-won-so-much-more-than-the-great-british-bake-off
>>74926912
The first step is admitting the problem. We'll save you yet, Canada!
>>74926834
It's like destroying a huge fire ant hill. They'll come rushing out and climb up your leg to bite your testicles in spite.
>>74928659
And yet she, any many like her, make up a sizeable and growing part of your country
>>74928373
Walmart.com/careers
All muslims cease to function, as it turns out they were all actually android biocomputers.
>>74926912
>>74928529
Is that an upper layer for the rich?
L O L
>>74926912
>>74929786
DELETE THIS
No, I'm serious. I got banned for posting one of these.
>>74927252
IT guys like myself don't care what you search as long as it is not illegal. The only time we pull records of someone's search history is when something arises and we are told by our bosses to do something. Or for legal reasons. I once stumbled on a guy's foot fetish bookmark folder on IE. I didn't give a shit and continued on doing what I needed to do as he nervously laughed and said "heh, I don't know what that was"
>>74929880
We're you the one dumping your whole folder?
Quality stuff lad
>>74927777
Kabab stone
>>74929945
Fuck, were you there?
>>74930114
Think so, had the whole thread rolling on the floor
>>74929938
If they pulled my history at work all they'd find is a bunch of Manosphere stuff, Dan carlin, and beethoven. Maybe some recipes.
I'm pretty low key.
>>74926834
The muslims would go full retard and attack everyone and that would justify killing them and world would become better place.
>>74926834
I wonder what Muslims think when they learn that the stone was first a stone worshiped by pagans.
>>74930290
yeah but still the chances of that happening are slim. The only time i've been requested to pull someone's history is when the person was already fired as he was visually caught watching porn on the job. They wanted to make sure he wasn't watching anything illegal.
>>74930181
Yep, remember that distinctly.
Couldn't shitpost for two weeks. Hardest ones I've ever faced.
>>74927065
Fucking lol
>>74926834
Peace would be upon us.
>>74930031
P O O
O
O
>>74927252
By just asking that question i would say you are pretty fucked. Oh god you pathetic creatures.
>>74926834
Nuke the cube. Trump 2016.
>>74931242
It was an honest mistake.... Usually my phone auto connects to both the network and VPN automatically. I got conditioned into automatic reliability.
The particular VPN server I use all the time was down. I got fucked.
If it comes up, I'm thinking of trying the "that stuff was loaded on my browser before I connected to the network and then it just loaded again afterwards when I relaunched the browser, I never intended to view those sites using company internet" argument.
It won't work, will it?
>>74928831
No she's actually Qatari.
>>74929239
And you have one running your country.
>>74927777
Quads kebab stone
>>74926834
What happens if you throw a rock at a beehive?
>>74927376
you have to go back
>>74931787
Look man, you don't seem to understand. I meant you are fucked because you worry what you wrote on the fucking internet neckbeard board is going to affect you in some way.
Honestly i don't know how it works in US it has been some time since we were living in police state. Good luck, you are not getting rid of it without civil war.
>>74926912
>>74931242
>>74932286
Thanks. Also... SOMEWHAT RARE
Have had a fascination with Bosnia and Herzegovia since "Behind Enemy Lines"
Looks like you live in beautiful country.
>>74926912
B A S E D
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>>74926834
Pol would fap a few times.
Nothing else that isn't happening already
>>74926912
>>74932540
>nothing else that isn't happening already
even as a joke this is dumb
>>74926834
Reminds me of the cube in Kronos. They nuked it and the bomb was ineffective. I think it's a trap.
>>74931234
Your country has internet?
>>74927544
lmao
>>74927141
We aren't going to kick it. We're going to burn it in nuclear fire.
>>74926834
A sea of immediate casualties, followed by the terminal poisoning of the numpties who'd return, believing faith and Allah would protect them.
Eventually enough time would pass allowing future generations to claim it, host awesome concerts from the roof, and also find out what's inside that obvious secret door at the bottom left-hand corner.
So what's the cube suposed to be? A housing for a meteorite?
>>74926834
All the Muslims power down.
>>74932540
>>74932713
Well let's look at it, there's three possible outcomes:
>first
Muslims go apeshit and islam's spiritual leaders declare war on western world leading to government funded "ISIS/Al Queida"
>second
Sjws rally around it as the ultimate form of racism and intolerance and a social movement is started that promotes the transition and mass religion conversation into Islam to "fight the man"
>third
A mix of both of these, but terror attacks begin to happen in western states by people who aren't even Muslim but just want attention, kinda like niggers killing cops in order to protest a dindu boys death
>>74928529
Based Egyptian.
Egyptian how to tell if someone isn't a Islamobot? Is there a way to tell without talking to them?
>>74926912
...I don't get it
>>74926834
Nuke it please. Our peoples spent all their lifesaving to visit that fuckery place. That money could be for their kids education instead. Its a fucking scam.
>>74933249
Yeah, some dude named Abraham put it there and drew a symbol on it saying it was holy and don't fuck with it, there's some story where invaders that had sacked mecca actually wiped there ass with it. Ima try to find it if I can I'll link it
>>74927219
The bible has predicted many things so it would be nothing new
>>74933404
Reference to this bruh
>>74927606
what the fuck is that tree the Gondor one
what fucking illiterate draws this
>>74926912
>a motherfucking leaf
>this level of self irony
Maybe there's some hope left for you guys.
>>74933888
I bet you have something to say about all the Renaissance pieces depicting biblical events in (what was at the time) modern Italy? No? Ohhh... I see, you don't care about art you just like to bitch, that's normal I guess.
I guess it would be fun to drop a metal javelin from orbit, just energetic enough to make it split right down the middle.
>>click all the candy
>clicks teddy bear
>valid
>>74927368
stfu fucking christ fag
>>74927368
But not the sacred moon rock. Didn't it get used as a toilet for a little while? Honestly a nuke might not be the best weapon. A gbu-28 would have the best chance of destroying the stone completely. They can be configured to detonate a precise depths in multiple layer penetrations. 4000 lbs of boosted tritonall would blow the cabba to shit.
>>74929646
the upper walkways are for the disabled as you can see by the many wheelchairs
>>74935127
>>74927606
>74927606
Russia and eastern europe aren't catholic, retard.
>>74935127
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Disgusting Roach.
>>74926834
Nothing, the kaaba has been rebuilt 4 times.
>>74938200
Has it ever been rebuilt in middle of nuclear fallout?
>>74926912
>>74927777
Maybe ISIS just wants to know what's in the box??
>>74938305
You dont even need a nuke, just a dirty bomb filled with radioactive material. That place sont be inhabitable for a thousand years.