>WE WUZ BREWERZ N SHIT
http://www.sciencealert.com/archaeologists-discover-remnants-of-the-oldest-known-beer-brewery-in-china?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1
>>74924147
I don't think it's saying they invented it, just that it's the oldest remains found in China. The article mentions that the grains relevant to the discovery might have entered China from the West with foreknowledge that the grains are useful for brewing.
>invent brewing
>couldn't invent a fork
>>74924147
Oldest known brewery doesn't mean the Chinese invented beer.
>>74924147
No the Egyptians had beer.
>>74924147
It's known that the Egyptians "invented" fermentation, mostly by accident.
I guess that's one more for the niggers to add to their WE WUZ list.
>>74924623
Forks are dangerous! People keep stabbing each other. Ban them! Everyone must eat with chopsticks.
> Stop stabbing each other with chopsticks!
> Yuan invasion
> Mongol Empire
> Chopsticks spread from fork-banning China.
Whoever invented beer does not matter.
What does matter is, that the Germans are the only one who invented GOOD BEER.
>>74924931
Seriously, wasn't it something like that?
I mean, they banned knives for eating, which is where chopsticks came in.
China invented the knife bin
>>74924887
wayne just kinda has that unsettling look about him
>>74925070
Meh, I like ours better.
>>74925156
topkek this beer is like coors light compared to real american IPAs
>>74924887
>>74924893
egyptian beer dates back to 5000bc and china had it in 7000bc apparently
>>74924893
Sumerians were brewing barley before gypos. They even invented writing and law to protect their right to get loaded.
>>74924931 >>74925156
Neither of you have ever had Guiness
>>74925156
>Seeing the leaf flag
>Laugh
>>74925205
>Seeing the Americunt flag
>Laugh even more
Niggers, you can't deny it:
German beer is the only WHITE beer.
Come here to Germany and drink some beer with us, after that, your beer will taste like piss water.
>>74925391
Try Guiness before talking shit Mehmet
>>74925391
You're living in the past.
>>74925486
I have tried it.
And you get a compliment from me.
Its the only non German beer that tastes good.
>>74925486
Why are you talking about Guinness as if it's not one of the most popular beers on Earth?
every agrarian society that left grain out in the rain to get wet and ferment "invented" beer. meh
>>74925382
I really hate Guinness. I really do. I've tried to enjoy it, multiple times, but I just can't get used to it. It has a special kind of flavor that is just so hard to enjoy. It's think, bitter, and the flavor just sticks with you. At least with hoppy IPAs the bitterness is "light" or washes away quickly. With Guinness it feels more like a film which coats your mouth and just sticks around for a little too long. Guinness also has a heaviness that sticks with you. When you gulp a mouthful it really feels like you've got a mouthful of a smoothie or something. With other beers the feeling of a gulp is much lighter.
Basically I personally just don't like it. Personally, I gave up drinking altogether about a year ago though, so I have no desire to try again.
>>74925486
What's with the Guinness obsession in this thread? Is it plastic paddys?
>>74925639
I feel like I need to grit my teeth when I drink Guinness
>>74925070
German wheat beer is top tier, but we have you beat in real ales
>>74924623
>Not knowing that China invented the fork.
>>74924147
Almost every big civilization had a form of beer, fermented shit is not really a hard science. Even Aztecs had a corn based beer.
>>74925530
Totally 2016 beer, Ameribro!
Ugh, those Germans are always on about the past, the current year matters!
>>74925639
>IPA
>Light
>Sober
You are the gayest poster since gay came to Gaytown.
>>74925923
This, it's difficult to even form a civilization without getting beer at some point. As soon as you start storing grain you start opening the possibility of fermentation.
>>74925639
Tried a Fat Tire by New Belgium? Popular enough to be in most liquor stores.
>>74925640
Idk I some times worry that I act like that, but I just enjoy Guinness sometimes, even then Id rather have an amber ale like fat tire or a irish red
>>74925923
Your people are still pulque swilling bastards. Pretty admirable.
Wine and beer are things that you literally cannot not invent if you're farming grapes or grains in enough volume that you need to store them.
Your shit is going to get wet, and left to its own devices, it ferments.
It's going to be a really shitty brew if you let it get exposed to air unrestricted, but you don't know any different.
We literally didn't have the ability to make non-alcoholic grape juice until the late 1800s when that faggot welch ruined it.
>>74924623
>couldn't invent the fork
>but they invented the fork
A FUCKING LEAF
>>74925530
Agreed
>>74926026
>>74926070
dude fat tire hive mind
>>74925640
It's the only decent macrobrew that's widely available.
>>74925973
I agree, Guinness isn't even that bitter or stouty. It's just effeminate Irish shit.
I drink Breakfast Stout, it's much more alcoholic and I have it for breakfast, because I'm a man, and men drink beer for breakfast.
>>74926241
I know what I'm eating with my eggs from now on.
>>74925391
>German beer is the only WHITE beer.
Not rolling with America's Oldest Brewery
>>74926402
> America's Oldest Brewery
> Dosent think it was founded by Germans
kek
Friendly reminder that people who disparage stout/pale/etc in favour of their preferred beer are pretentious hipster fags/wannabe manly men.
All beers have flaws and merits, taste is subjective, so drink your beer and shut up you little girls.
Light beer is for fags though
>>74926402
pretty delicious looking Lager
>>74926588
>Germany
>white
I thought that everybody knew that all the good Germans left?
>>74926717
The good germans came back to make your space program
>>74924147
And all they get from their head start is tsing Tao?
>>74926402
>American brewery
>German word Lager on it
>Topkek 1945
>>74924893
Leavened bread, not fermentation. Fermentation is one of the earliest inventions of any culture. It's down there with fire and wooden tools.
Malting grain is a little more advanced, but only a little bit.
>>74924893
They still got malt liquor
Simply the BEST
>>74924893
Every single civilisation ever had beer.
>>74924623
who need them when you have chopstick.
>>74927009
POO IN BREW
>>74924147
At least /pol/ knows that beer (like everything else that is good) was invented by Aryan intellectuals from Atlantis.
>>74927281
>Victoria
>Poo in Loos
You're thinking of the Lower mainland bro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrey,_British_Columbia#Demographics
>>74924623
chopsticks are way more dignified, aesthetic, healthy (hand motor skills), and sanitary
sorry, but anyone in here who really thinks that an IPA is the best beer is the world is a fucking moron.
>>74928192
Do you also hate Cilantrol and Juniper Berries? I noticed people that hate IPA's hate both
>>74928192
This. IPAs are ok. But they are not a clean lager or a malty stout.
why have I been seeing posts in the last few weeks saying stout is a bitch drink? is this some kind of new bait like well done steak?
