Top ten reasons why Canada is better than Australia:
1. Connected to the world's largest military
2. Not a fucking desert
3. Our aboriginals have a rich and interesting history
4. Animals are cute and friendly unlike fucking ostriches ( God's greatest abomination)
5. You can get warmer in the cold but you can't get colder in the heat
6. We're bigger
7. Your greatest tourist attraction is a rock while ours is a magnificent waterfall
8. Not separated from the rest of the world
9. An understanding and smart leader
10. Our women are sexier
I could go on.
>>74903028
Lol who cares maplenigger.
>>74903028
>an understanding and smart leader
>smart
Apparently, Canadians are also
11. Better shitposters
>>74903028
>An understanding and smart leader
Kek
But srsly tho kill urself
>>74903028
Doubles and Canada is a gayboi fagkike
>>74903028
>canadian
>women
>>74903028
>ostriches
>Australian
fucking leafs, all the shitposting has rotted their brains
>>74903028
What do ostriches have to do with Australia?
>>74903028
>Connected to the world's largest military
Like its a friend of a friend you met at your sister-in-laws housewarming party once, and they might not remember meeting you but you definitely know him. Way to go facebook Canada.
bigger ? ostriches ?
>>74903466
Canadian women are high class, well-kept, fit, and multicultural.
Austrlian women are bogans and abbos.
You do the math.
>>74903028
>Trudeau is planning on censoring free speech by banning anti-transgender speech with 2 years in prison
>He manhandled one MP and elbowed another for getting in the way
>TD bank forecasts $150BILLION deficit in 5 years (fuck Trudeau's "budget will balance itself" crap)
>Sophie Trudeau has TWO TAXPAYER FUNDED NANNIES to watch her kids for her along with A FULL TIME CHEF, A PERSONAL ASSISTANT AND ZERO GOVERNMENT DUTIES but wants taxpayers to PAY FOR MORE HELP FOR HER
>Rejected help from Russia, US, and Mexico to combat the forest fire in Alberta which is expected to take over a month to burn out on its own.
>Trudeau also gave himself a raise meanwhile unemployment rate jumped up to 7.3%
>He also made employment insurance changes which make certain cities unable to claim employment insurance when they lose their jobs
>He borrowed 3 times what was promised by his campaign ($29.4B as opposed to $10B)
>Trudeau also says "Honor Killings shouldn't be called barbaric"
>Trudeau wants to impose a CARBON TAX
>Trudeau said his $30B of borrowing would create 100,000 jobs which works out to $300,000 per job. (we could instead pay for 1 MILLION minimum wage jobs)
>Trudeau declares that Canada WILL NOT attack ISIS EVEN IF THEY BOMB US
Found this in another thread, written by a Canadian.
>>74904687
>>Trudeau said his $30B of borrowing would create 100,000 jobs which works out to $300,000 per job. (we could instead pay for 1 MILLION minimum wage jobs)
You have no idea how infastructure works do you?
