Has he redeemed himself pol?
>>74872795
I don't care about twitter drama but that's hilarious
What's his endgame?
Between this and "womandriving" I'd say he's caught the trump fever.
>>74872795
>A seemingly degenerate game developer turned Red pilled
See Scott Cawthon.
>>74872795
he has a while to go
a one time spurt of basedness is not enough
it must me consistent
Based Notch
LOL this guy is living the dream, he gets to count his money and shitpost all day.
I don't see the point of twitter though, I never used it and it seems like a waste of time.
>>74872920
why would he have one for such trivial bullshit? dude is just having fun
>>74872795
lmfao
>>74872795
what exactly caused this outburst?
>Thanks, cunt!
>>74873068
He's rich, he does not give a fuck anymore.
>>74872994
It is literally the perfect day.
When you get tired of making dollarbill paperplanes, you just log on your twitter and btfo some cunt, then back to business
>>74872795
I still dislike Notch because he's a shitty developer, but as a man I can at least give some respect for him growing a pair of balls.
Also, cuntfused is my new favorite term.
>>74873068
Notch got told to stop "mansplaining" and he got tight. Told some bitch she was cuntfused. Something must of snapped, he's rich but apparently miserable so what's he got to lose? I remember he used to defend feminists so I guess he's taken the redpill pretty hard now that he's on the receiving end of social justice.
>>74873095
I hope he takes it further and claims to be trans-australian so it's OK for him to use that word. He certainly has the shitposting chops to claim it.
>cunt is a gendered insult in a way that dick can never be
care to try explaining why?
gimme some of that femsplaining
>>74873411
>care to try explaining why?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???!
ITS 2016 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
EXPLAIN WHY??
I CANT EVEN
Billionaires can do the fuck they want, same as Trump or Soros.
Just one does for good, others for evil... But still they do the fuck they want.
Good luck Notch, don't give up.
>>74872994
When you don't have a 9-5, you got all the time in the world to waste.
The other day When he told a woman to stop "cuntfusing" the issue. Glorious.
>>74873068
>>74872920
nether dragon
>>74873295
fuuuuuugggggg
>>74873631
Part 1
>>74872920
Crashing this twitter. With no survivors.
>>74873722
>blocking names
>>74872795
press "F" to pay respects
>>74872920
Shitposting twitter to oblivion, i'd do the same if I could literally swim in money.
>>74873658
>>74872920
He's a fucking billionaire. He's already at endgame.
>>74872920
To get publicity. That's how Trump won the Republican nomination. Brand name + constantly talked about. Surprisingly, I don't see how more people don't do it.
>>74873295
Brilliant
>>74872795
Notch is the picture perfect example of a degenerate fedora swallowing the red pill
>fat bald white swede who makes a lot of money
>grows lazy and indolent
>gets wife, finds out about the modern woman
>becomes a bitter anti-feminist, his very core forever tainted by the frivolity of having too much and losing too much
I love it. Notchler FUCKING WHEN?
>>74872795
>actual cuckold
>redeemed himself
>>74873631
>cuntfusing
ayy
All these years, I've regretted giving this jew my 15 dollars when he shilled on /v/.
I now know it's all been for this very moment. I no longer have any such regrets. Thank you, Notch.
>>74872795
You can not redeem yourself. Once a commie faggot allways a commie faggot untill you shoot some comme or jew.
What did he mean by this?
>>74873295
Kek
Holy shit.
No clue who this guy is, but that'd be some bantz he brot
>>74872795
Honestly he's rich and has influence all over the real indie circles, not the san francisco hacks who sit all day jerking off and stealing ideas.
He can be dick all he wants and have no repurcussions.
>>74873295
>>74874113
You know the guy that made the cancer known as minecraft, that guy is him.
what a lad
Is being divorced by a gold digging whore the ultimate redpill?
>>74872795
>when you rich as fug and don't give a fug anymore
Lucky bastard
>>74873295
Who replaced that fat Jew notch with this bantz machine?
>>74874367
Divorce in general seems to be for most men. The ones that aren't as dense don't get married in the first place, though.
>>74872795
Notch is pretty based.
He's basically the average /v/irgin who somehow got 2 billion dollars. He's intelligent but not interested in Hollywood/rich people culture and so he just spends his days shitposting and watching Twitch streamers.
He's more socially competent and articulate than the average /v/irgin though, I'm not trying to put him down.
I just found it funny when I saw him subscribing to the same stream as me, as if he didn't have anything more fun to do than watch a Twitch stream on a Sunday.
Who is he and why is he rich?
>>74874494
I have no idea but I'm fucking loving it
>>74874544
He created Minecraft and sold it to Microsoft for over a billion dollars.
>>74874544
minecraft
>>74873295
oh shit
>>74874544
Made minecraft. Sold it for 2 billi. He's so rich that he outbid Jay Z and Beyonce on a mansion they wanted.
Post yfw Notch runs for prime minister of Sweden and funds his campaign with his minecraft dosh
>>74874495
In danish the word for married is also the word for poison, I'm sure it is a coincidence.
>>74872795
Who?
>>74873906
ftfy
>>74872920
Run for president. Imagine all the minecraft kids all grow up. And they hear Notch is running for office. It'll be a landslide.
>>74872795
>dehumanisation
ahh of course i forgot dicks are people cunts are not
>>74874797
>MFW he builds a Minecraft based campaign and is backed by DRILLERS OF EARTH
>>74872920
Trump VP
The experience of living in Swedistan + almost getting swindled out of your fortune by a gold digging whore will do this to ya
>indie cuck developer calls women names on twitter
>instead of sleeping with them
>somehow this makes said indie cuck developer 'based' and/or 'alpha''
what happened to /pol/?
>>74872920
He doesn't give a fuck. He's a billionaire and the creator of one of the most successful video games of all time. He's just doing it because he's bored. It's professional tier shitposting.
>>74872795
>super gendered
is this some new cis super villain?
>>74872926
Has he come out publically in support of Trump?
(This is very important)
>>74872795
Found this on the bitch's Twitter
>>74873295
S A V A G E
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>>74875091
/pol/ most assuredly hasn't changed in that regard since 2012, newfriend
as a general rule of thumb a billionaire doesn't need to white knight every pussy that comes along
>>74873295
Notch bringing the bantz.
Tfw not rich enough to shitpost all day
>>74873906
there you are estonia i was worried when i hadnt seen you for a while
>>74875091
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>74873295
>>74873906
Imposter!
>>74872795
based
>>74873295
The hero we deserve.
>>74874278
>purple haired
He knows!
Please don't forget about:
>ovaryacting
>>74875472
what is the context of this?
>>74875091
>Being rich
>Needing to be nice to women
Spotted the beta faggot.
>>74872795
I no longer regret spending the $10 for beta access to his shitty autist-honeypot vidyagaem.
>>74873295
BANTZ
>>74873295
Fukken_saved.jpg
>>74875472
>cumming in popcorn
Anyone have more of his top-notch tweets?
>>74874367
Bitch looks like a mutant, holy fuck she is ugly.
>>74873295
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>74875906
>>74875091
>be obscenely rich
>needing to be nice to women to sleep with them
>/pol/ ever putting the pussy on a pedestal
lol
>>74873295
i really used to hate him but damn dude
B A N T E R
>>74873839
Why do people do this? If you're going to be a retard publicly on social media, you should have to deal with the consequences
>>74872920
Billionaires and NEETs are the only truly free people, free to think and say whatever they want with no consequences.
>>74874519
Well, i mean, its only Sunday.
>>74875579
Some Twitter nigger needs to give him that term too. In fact, think about how awesome it would be if /pol/ befriended Notch.
>>74875650
maki a shit
>>74876061
>twat is ok, right?
I had a small giggle
>>74875273
> Ghostbuster
> colorful and fun
jesus, I wonder why people are bashing that piece of trash all the time
>>74873906
They signed a pre-nup and she only gets 4000$ a month tho. He can afford it
>>74872795
The best part is all of these cucks watch a bunch of Minecraft LPers and they will not be able to stop being mad every time they see a square now.
>>74876219
do you really think he will forget the people who annexed danemarks minecraft server and built huge swastikas and tanks everywhere?
>>74873295
toasty!!!
>>74876061
What neighborhood does this guy live in? I'd like to know where it's common practice to scream 'CUNT!' at women on the window of a passing car.
I didn't realize Notch did something wrong.
It's not exactly his fault the his game attracted a bunch of 9 yo autists.
Or is this about selling Mojang for a literal billion dollars? Because honestly, who wouldn't have done that. That game has run its course anyway.
God dam that was savage, I no longer regret giving 10k gold for minekraft.
>>74876219
>In fact, think about how awesome it would be if /pol/ befriended Notch.
It's not out of the question, Notch openly used to post on /v/ when Minecraft was still in its early phases.
>>74876551
Maybe it's the person more than the neighborhood.
>>74876413
Did you ever think you'd see him giving top bantz to SJWs on Twitter?
>>74876627
Know how minecraft still looks and runs like shit? That's because, instead of taking /v/'s money and making the improvements he promised, Notch just said "fuck it" and released the beta as the final product.
Let a sour taste in our mouths.
>>74873295
He is joining Trump in the small club of based billionaires.
>>74876551
RARE
A
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>>74876691
>Minecraft could have been about building walls to keep spics and sandniggers out
>>74874494
Notch is a billionaire who doesn't give a fuck. I bet some of these idiots tried to find his "employer" so they could get him fired.
>>74873295
Fucking. Savage.
>>74875091
He could get a top-tier supermodel escort with his pocket change.
he's a piece of shit for what he did with minecraft but at least he's got fuck you money to deal with these cunts
>>74876413
It was funny though, and we would have done the same thing eventually anyway.
>>74873295
Minecraft is a pretty shit game, but this man has some top banter, I'm glad he's wealthy, we need shitposters like him on the front lines 24/7.
>>74876905
>he's a piece of shit for what he did with minecraft
Creating it? Seriously. This game gives children autism.
>>74873907
>First James Rolfe
>Now Notch
Who's next? Anthony Burch?
>>74873295
What an outright B E A T D O W N
>>74876966
how does it GIVE kids autism? Are you just being retarded? It attracts autistic kids, sure, but they don't get it from Minecraft.
>>74876850
We should start #FireNotch to get notch fired from minecraft.
>>74876726
I thought the shitty performance is due to it running in a Java environment and save for re-writing the whole game there's not much he could do about it.
Granted, after he became a millionaire he could've done that easily.
>>74876850
Wonder if there's lulz to be had in getting a throwaway phone, posting the number on tumblr and claiming it's his employer.
>>74877066
It made my cousin autistic. He used to be normal until he started playing minecraft. Now he's the "its a meme ya dip" kid.
>>74877030
Burch is irredeemable.
>>74876966
sure it does
>>74876966
https://youtu.be/RWBCm-GW554?t=4m27s
This kid will grow up. He will be allowed to vote. Let that sink in.
>>74873295
kek what happened to notch all of a sudden?
>>74877030
Burch might be too far gone for a redemption story.
>>74872920
He's a billionaire who's already lived through a Swede divorce. He no longer gives any fucks.
>>74873295
RUTHLESS
>>74876029
>women never interrupt men and feminists never yell
Wow this is pretty funny desu family
>>74877165
>I only play it when I gotta.
That's a good attitude. I like this kid.
>>74877128
ok, he liked it so much that he stopped talking to any of his friends or going outside, and it made him socially retarded. That's actually kinda common now, but they eventually grow out of it. He doesn't have some permanent social disability from the game
>>74873295
It's happening literally everywhere. Everyone is losing patience with this shit.
>>74876318
>only $4000 a month
I get that he's rich as fuck, but still. I wish I could get paid $4k a month to do nothing besides be a cunt
Notch is currently on a scarface tier cocaine binge that's going to end with him and a 2 million dollar custom supercar vaporized against a hard landscape feature
I'm calling it now
>>74873296
over 100m registered users. yep. shitty developer. dude u can say what u want but fuck loads of ppl love that game.
and yes i play it from time to time when i get the itch
>>74874519
Completely unaware of who this guy is, how did he get rich?
>>74877165
I bet that tard browses pol
>>74877265
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>74876551
I have a feeling that people shout cunt at you regardless of gender in Australia all day every day.
>>74876551
sounds like australia.
>>74877404
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised
>>74877489
He made Minecraft, then Mircosoft bought it for 2 Billion Dollars.
>>74877489
Made minecraft
>>74875679
I never regretted it, shits fun as fuck.
For some reason it seems like he has gone back to his old ways and started browsing 4chan.
>>74874944
Civ eng is at 88%? I started my undergrad in civ before I switched into mathematics, but my class was 52% female.
>>74876551
You mean Aussieland?
>>74872795
He won't redeem himself until he releases 3d Dwarf Fortress.
>>74872920
It's all part of his master plan.
>>74876123
Somebody probably posted it on Facebook where you have to block names or they report you
>>74877783
sounds disgusting but as long as it's multithread I don't care
>>74877735
Doesn't mean they all graduated though. They probably thought they were being feminist heroes for going into a male field, then realized they don't know what they're doing
>>74873295
>I've have
>>74877735
Started but what about finished and then what about employed?
Most companies can't afford a diversity hire at the pay grade of an engineer.
>>74877701
Found the autist
>>74872920
He's finished the game, now he's just mucking around in the sandbox
how long until he goes mad?
What's story on notches ex?
>>74878027
Divorced him a year and a day after marrying him, massive gold digging cunt.
>>74877030
>Anthony Burch?
Let's not get crazy here
>>74878092
To be clear, that was the exact amount of time required by law to be eligible to get half his stuff.
>>74872795
>James Rolfe and Notch uncucking their shit up
What a year.
>>74876551
Notch lives in a 60mio dollar Mansion in Beverly Hills
>>74876061
M A D M A N
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>>74877783
>3d Dwarf Fortress
Minecraft is for casuals, play the actual dorf fort
>>74876749
>>74876717
I bet you bitch-ass whitebois want that anon's pulsating BBC.
>>74876551
All Lies no one here says that word. Thank you for taking an interest in our over populated country.
Here are some more interesting titbits of Australia :
We don't have shrimp on the barbie for you or anyone else, because we only eat prawns and still there isn't enough for non Australians
Dingos wont eat you're baby but they will sodomise your wife as they can instinctualy smell non Australian blood in people, another reason to stay clear.
Cheers mate and I hope you now know more about this clearly short on space land. Tell your friends too especially if they are Muslim and/or black.
>>74878122
kek, the reddest of all pills outside of getting raped and killed by a nigger
>"cunt" is a super gendered insult
ok
>in a way that "dick" can never be
lol
>>74878092
>All the property that each of us took at the marriage or acquired by any of us through work or in other ways whatsoever, or accruing to any of us by inheritance, gift or bequest, as well as what may come in one such property location, along with all proceeds thereof shall be Party, the individual property without marital for the other party. Our marriage must therefore only have separate property.
>pays the equivalent of £4,000-a-month in child maintenance
Sounds like he only pays for his kid and that's it. But I'm sure his ex takes some of that money for herself anyway
>>74872795
I'm gonna start calling women dickheads, see how they feel.
>>74873295
>>74873631
>>74875579
>womandriving
>cuntfusing
>ovaryacting
I appreciate this man
>>74875091
It's telling of how much of a cuck you are when you think that the only way to sleep with women is to have no spine
>>74877128
>>74877066
KEK the same thing happened to my cousin as well holy shit
>Was energetic and loved sports
>Started playing minecraft
>Got fat as fuck and autistic
Even his fucking voice got thinner holy shit
>>74873377
>Trans-Australian
Kek
>>74878551
>tumblr
>>74878453
notch should have revealed that he was actually a woman.
how could they recover?
how can cunt be gendered when they don't think that all women have cunts?
>>74873658
>>74873658
Underrated.
>>74878782
>tfw when you know exactly what reaction face you want to punctuate your post with but you cant remember which folder it's actually in
>filename
>>74873296
he is miserable because sjw feminist types keep trying to get his money
i remember one like "dude you have billions. give to my patreon"
>>74876061
>don't dress like a slut and people wont shout things at you from cars
>>74876413
i couldn't find a source that showed exactly what you said, only that differences were that it was American flags and they blamed "american gamers" and not 4chin
I wanna see the swatiskas n shiieet. sauce me, this kinda trolling is what gets me off
>>74872795
no. Why has being mean to internet feminists become enough to make up for wanting white genocide?
>>74873295
wtf I hate autistic people now
>>74873295
Holy fuck, I even felt that.
Must be a distressing time to be an SJW. Sympathetic voices have turned, humiliated them, and will not back down. Uncucked political parties are suddenly very popular. Islamic State's actions are blowing the fucking shit out of SJWs' "Islam is peaceful" sophistry.
Years of crybulling, harassment, doxing, shaming (based even on your skin colour), social engineering, etc. are going down the drain, where they always belonged.
>>74873068
tranny game developer is trying to prove how he is entitled to get money from notch to support xir projects.
It didn't work. I'm totally serious, no exaggeration.
>>74873296
>shitty developer
Give me a break, so many one-dev games are so much shittier than Minecraft was as long as he did it all. Like, pretty much all of them. He definitely has his shortcomings but he made something people like.
>>74872795
He's always been redpilled. He's the only video game developer I know who has always done exactly what he without giving a fuck what people think.
>>74872920
>endgame
He isn't really that smart. The guy sits around and mops all day. I wouldn't be surprised that he had been watching Sargon to fuse his frustration.
>>74877301
god damn I love Hickok45
>>74873295
>>74872795
>2 billion dollar shitposter
>>74878148
Angry VG Nerd is still a cuck, he's just buttblasted about the ghostbusters remake and that he knows it will be shit.
>>74873295
is notch australian? jesus
>>74878345
dorf fort with dungeon keeper visuals when?
>>74873295
Praise kek.
>>74877489
Notch convinced Microsoft to buy Minecraft for 2 Billion dollars just like how BEATS convinced Apple to buy it for 1 Billion Dollars.
>>74874367
>Is being divorced by a gold digging whore the ultimate redpill?
No going though a child custody hearing is, been there and now I hate these silly bitches
>>74876551
>What neighborhood does this guy live in? I'd like to know where it's common practice to scream 'CUNT!' at women on the window of a passing car.
See: Most of New Jersey
They're harsh, and that's how they show friendliness.
>>74872920
This is his endgame.
He sold his cheap ripoff for billions of dollars and never has to work a day in his life ever again.
>>74877070
He quit retard and he got 2 billion dollars from doing it.
>>74875579
How about we create some Feminist false flags and make him drop some more redpilled bantz?
>>74875906
Punny.
>people thinking Swedes and Notch have any sings of being redpilled
>>74872994
Twitter is the best platform for efficient shitposting and triggering. It's the most fun of the social media bunch
>>74879576
This is how I felt in 2010 when the SJW shit started to take off and went into overdrive circa 2013
It was like all the freedom of the internet was being take away.
Looks like the pendulum is swinging again, though.
>>74872795
>Hurr durr cunt is worse than dick because womyn > men!
This bitch deserves to get lingchi'd.
>>74874344
MAKE GAMING GREAT AGAIN
>>74879983
Dave?
>>74880498
>he triggers both hardcore lefties and hardcore righties
>somehow blue-pilled
Why troll one group of people when you can troll several?
Always liked this one.
He did go on to say people like this were rare but I think it helped to turn him
>>74880498
He is the 360° shitposter. The most complete of all shitposters.
The guy is worth 2 billion dollars and he acts like an edgy teen.
You guys need better role models
>>74880498
Kind of a cuck imo
>>74880296
Why? Feminists will create real openings for his bantz without our help.
>>74880135
Stop talking shit.
- Sincerely Vineland
>>74880902
>YOU'RE RICH
>GIVE ME MONEY
>>74880902
Rofl I am Trans faggot indie development YOU OWE MEEEEE
>>74880902
>I have made more games in the past year while $100k in debt than you have with all your wealth
Maybe the focus should have been on quality, not quantity.
>>74876123
Your post is exactly why people block the names, Ahmed.
>>74880902
Holy fuck I'm not one to throw around this word often but she is the most irritatingly entitled person I've seen in a while.
>I make shitty games no one wants
>gibs me dat
>>74872994
Too bad he's lonely after throwing his fans under the bus. Nobody in LA cares about him outside of his lavish parties at his mansion in the hills.
You think with all the money he could afford a trainer and a nutritionist/private chef instead of eating microwaved burritos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
>>74880513
This, I've had like 20 people block my account so far due to trolling.
>>74878345
Minecraft was originally envisioned to be able to import Dorf fort forts.
>>74881392
>implying his chef isn't making him microwavable burritos
>>74881526
Fuck off I've been banned from Twitter under like 30 different habdles step it up leafy.
>>74880930
>Defending the cuck fetish alongside notch
That is why Hofer will not be in charge of Austria
>>74880934
A Canadian defending SJW's, trying to get laid my friend?
>>74877731
He never browsed 4chan to begin with.
/v/ sought out notch. Not the other way around.
>74873658
It's Ender Dragon, you had one job.
>>74880498
>the usage of the word "cuck" as an insult is insulting to some
Who knew?
>>74873295
>>74881790
>Defending SJW's
Where in my post did defend SJW's, faggot?
>>74880498
>Abloooblooblooo the pedestal we put him on is worthless because he said things!
That's you right now. Just enjoy the keks for what they are, you don't have to overanalyze it like some Sociology major.
>>74872920
Second-rank defence.
>>74880902
>I have made more games in the past year while $100k in debt than you have
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, YOU'RE $100K IN DEBT AND YOUR FIRST PRIORITY IS TO START MAKING VIDEO GAMES?
GET A FUCKING JOB HIPPIE
>>74872795
This world keeps springing surprises
>>74872920
dude, if i was rich i'd do the exact same thing. he's already won, he's just doing this for fun and 2bh its entertaining as fuck. the endgame is just to trigger the SJWs/feminists as much as possible.
>>74874344
JESUS! He is doing it!
>>74877783
i would pay for this
>>74881579
Shiiiiite, i want 3d df now
>>74872795
ok, we have DEFINITELY trapped ourselves in the berenstain universe
and im ok with this
thanks LHC! must suck to be one of the consciousnesses stuck back in berenstein with jeb bush as the republican nominee kek
>>74880902
ALL MY FUCKING SIDES!
This can't be real. JESUS CHRIST! I had no idea SJWs felt that entitled.
>>74874344
Is he really a swede?
