I know that I have Jewish ancestry, though I'm Christian.
Now suppose I want to emigrate to Israel, how do I prove my Jewish heritage?
None of my still living ancestors are clearly Jewish.
I have no paperwork, that states "hurr he da joo".
And sadly all religious objects, like e.g. a menorah, my family possessed are gone.
So what do?
historical check up?
>>74869280
Why the fuck would you want to move to Israel? Have you ever even been there?
>>74869280
Please don't go to Israel.
We don't want anime dweebs.
>>74869486
RARE
Is that Sam from Totally Spies?
She's hot.
>>74869671
Fuck you. The dark one was way hotter
>inb4 loving niggers
She's latina in my eyes.
>>74869830
Alex was a dumb bitch.
>>74869486
RARE FLAG
also gib tax monies
>>74869280
23andme
Contact a lawyer that specializes in these sort of things you dumb goy
>>74869671
>Is that Sam from Totally Spies?
Clover was my fav.
>>74869881
Alex was the blonde one you moron.
>>74869280
Why would you want to claim to be something you are not?
>>74869280
Every episode of that show I swear pandered to a certain kind of fetish.
>>74870006
>Contact a lawyer that specializes in these sort of things you dumb goy
I have a Hebrew name and circumcised, but I don't got a lick of Jewish blood in my body. Can I come to Israel and leech off welfare there?
>>74870076
Prob most of us don't have 1073741824 Grandparents to the 28th degree.
>>74870011
i'm still not sure if they meant to make the girls that hot
Why not just show them your mutilated dick?
>>74869280
I got cucked by an actual chimpanzee
>>74870161
>Israeli welfare
Ha ha ha ha ha aha. You'd probably get a better deal in Commiefornia, Israel is not the rich country ignorant /pol/cucks seem to think it is.
>>74870161
Probably not
>>74870281
y-yes goy don't even think of leaching off Israel! We are poor!!!
>>74869486
>>74870043
It's just a hypothetical question.
>>74870006
How could a lawyer help me? All I know is that my deceased maternal grandmother was Jewish. But she left nothing behind that could help me.
>>74870248
>Why not just show them your mutilated dick?
But muslims got those as well. And non-Jewish Americans like me.
And some black people, Koreans, etc.
>>74870076
>what is an exponent of 2
Thse stupid goyim i swear to god
>>74870447
Having been there and seen the Jewish poverty first-hand, I think you over-estimate the generosity of their welfare state.
>>74870038
No. Alex is the nigger. The blonde slut is Clover.
>>74870626
There areso many gibs you can give when you have 25% arabs and need to feed the palestindu's who can't feed themselves because they're useless monkeys
>>74869412
I lived in Israel it was really nice you guys have no idea
>>74870806
>>74870808
I'm just saying, if you're going to go be a welfare parasite why not pick somewhere with a generous welfare state like Ficki-ficki-stan or Sweden?
Israel's welfare state is pitiful, you'll be begging for alms next to the wailing wall in no time.
>>74870600
REEEEEEEEEEE
How do I prove it? Help me. :^(
>>74870750
I know my childhood. Also, she's not a nigger but latina. Blonde is a slut, redhead is a fucking nerd, while latina is a social outcast like all of us.
>>74870473
Off topic, but why do jewess have huge tits compared to other races aside from negros?
>>74870806
Not that I plan on leaving Texas but do you think parents hebrew marriage certificate is enough to prove?
>>74869280
you still have a jewish last Name?
i'm Ukrainian Ashkenazim by birth but converted to orthodox christianity
>>74872601
Nope. There isn't really anything, that I could use as proof. Maybe a DNA test?
Gl my man. Hopefully it'll work out for you
>>74871650
>she's not a nigger but latina
>implying there's a difference
spics go to jail much more than blacks here, i have yet to meet a latinothat don't sleep on their work in my life
>>74873275
>DNA Test
my last jewish ancestor lived 1901, but i still count as Ashkenazim.
I don't think that will work, m8
>>74873574
But what should I do now? Just buy some Jewish religious objects and state "durrr I'm a joooo!"?
>>74873766
Show them proof of tricking goyims like the german cuck government into giving you shekels, that should do it.
Can't believe I'm giving a jew advice on tricking other jews in the current year, you people should know scamming through and through.
>>74873766
you can marry a jewish girl i suppose, good luck finding one in Germany
>>74874238
But that won't help me proove my Jewish heritage.
