Get a fucking load of this shit. It's Melbourne, it's always fucking Melbourne.
I have tried to find this shit occurring in other states and it's not there.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/31670062/facebook-party-ends-in-violence/
https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31675825/vic-man-not-guilty-over-al-qaeda-mag/
https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31673102/vic-premier-to-reshuffle-his-cabinet/
https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31660422/artist-hires-stranger-to-create-fake-rape-video-for-art/
Bonus round:
https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31674633/vic-man-guilty-of-transgender-incest/
>Graphs n shit
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
Parties:
Legends:
Liberal
Katters Australian
Family first
Cucks:
Labor
I haz the autism:
Greens
One nation
Liberal democrats
Single Issue:
Shooters & fishers
All other parties are irrelevant as fuck and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.
First for ALA are Zionists.
POLL:
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll697461xA847462A-28
I don't give a shit about anything else, all I want is my NBN.
Vote labour you corporate goys.
>>74832948
That's such a stupid issue to have, they'll both be fine.
More important things on the plate desu
>>74832948
Labor won't change the NBN now mate, that ship has sailed for another 20 years. All Labor will do is double the refugee's and pander to faggots/trannys
Examples of legend status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPz7ck1QANk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmBmHnwGuvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyELpE9CTa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
Examples of autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTJ2d8y86g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGqFrZl7p8
Examples of banter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAyfsd67_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDNMNXNS4jI
>>74831857
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/31670062/facebook-party-ends-in-violence/
>>74831857
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/31660422/artist-hires-stranger-to-create-fake-rape-video-for-art/
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/31670062/facebook-party-ends-in-violence/
Canadian dating a green voter, fill me in on how badly I've fucked myself.
Also, her roommate is dating my roommate and this girl works as a public servant making $30+ per hour but is in a union voting labor (likely for penalty rates). Holy shit, Melbourne is TISM paradise.
>>74833890
more likely they'll let the existing FTTN contracts run their course and then hand out FTTP contracts for there areas that haven't been passed yet (which are a metric fuckton of places)
>>74831857
VOTE AUSTRALIA FIRST FAGGOTS
O shit qanda is on tonite
Just gonna be another boring cuckoldy episode i bet
nothing will beat last week
Who is melbourne andd
Why should i feel angry at him
>>74835496
>nothing will beat last week
What happened m8? I missed it.
>>74835567
Carpet Snake: Slam Poetry Edition
>>74834902
TISM? This is Serious Mum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG4janHITY8
That band are legends mate, also you're fucked. Green voters are overrated and pretty much a single issue party, I don't know why they're put on Liberal/Labor level
Reposting LDP immigration policy because a bunch of retards seem to believe they are an open border party.
>It works like this, instead of having quotas of immigrants that we have to accept we have a tariff that immigrants have to pay to get into the country.
>After they pay they still aren't a citizen, they are a permanent resident. That means they can work here and pay taxes but they aren't allowed to vote, get an australian passport or get any welfare payments and if they commit a serious crime they get deported.
>To become an australian citizen you also have to live here for 10 years, pass a citizenship test, provide evidence of employment, and have a clean criminal record.
>>74835496
O shit I forgot. Last week was a total riot.
Panellists: Christopher Pyne, Industry, Innovation and Science Minister; and Anthony Albanese, Shadow Infrastructure Minister.
Only 2 panelists named, I think we're looking at a slick debate.
>>74835496
I hope someone asks a question about this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raZkWL2mndY
It could be framed like: "does the australian election cycle need more ebin may mays to engage the youth vote" or something, shit'd be cash
>>74835631
>Carpet Snake: Slam Poetry Edition
More details please.
>>74831857
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>3% of refugees are unemployed.
>Australian unemployment rate is 6%
>refugees are literally twice as unlikely to be unemployed as Australians
Racists BTFO, dutton BTFO.
>>74835743
I saved a copy of the episode I recorded, I can upload the whole performance if you want
It's pretty funny she's strung the fuck out
>>74831857
melbfag here, seems like someones jealous
Anyone else feel sorry for Auntie Pauline?
She was the victim of the biggest character assassination media campaign this country has ever seen all because she was one of the few people with the balls to speak out against chinks and muslims invading the country.
The fucking newspapers even published her nudes to humilate her.
The same kind of lefty fuckwits jumped all over jenifer lawrence's dick about the fapening but they make fun of Pauline relentlessly.
I guess it's ok to steal nudes and share them if the person is a racist.
>>74835743
Actually never mind, looks like the ABC took care of it
Observe and be amazed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSoFd7O75E
>>74835743
It was a really hard hitting discussion about Islam. There was this stoned chick from London there who gave rambling answers about how she didn't have a clue what she was talking about and then at the end of the show gave a 5 minute slam poetry performance about how capitalism sucks and there are way hotter women than herself.
>>74831857
family first is the only one that deserves to be on the legends list, liberals suck ass
>>74835805
>>74835864
Thanks for the footage m8s, but I am on mobile broadband at the mo and can't spare the bandwidth.
If someone could just give me a concise summary I would be grateful.
>>74835743
Some British chat poet bitch was on who had clearly had 5 cones before the show started and just rambled incoherently the whole episode. Some black ex Muslim Dutch politician dropped a bunch of red pills about Islam but then shot herself in the foot when she said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. A bunch of other shit, Bingos everywhere.
>>74835864
holy cringe
>>74835864
oh fuck this is utterly unwatchable
>>74835855
>character assassination
They literally put her in jail on trumped up bullshit charges. Tony Abbott was behind that too.
>>74834902
Most girls are greens voters. Makes sense as greens are literally 'muh feelings' the party.
Finding a girl with a clue about politics in Australia is like finding a sober man in an abo community.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI
>>74835889
>>74835932
Thanks for that m8s. Sorry I missed it.
>>74831857
>Liberal democrats
Why are they an autism party?
>>74835864
Is it improv? And why is some play right on Qanda? If I wanted some shitty art students opinion I'd go on facebook
>>74835567
Didn't a guy tweet 'Getting hard to make ends meet for my wife and my wife's son' from the twitter handle 'spurdo_gondola'
>>74836183
nah that was this
>>74835769
>Racists BTFO, dutton BTFO.
>The 2010 results found that little more than one third of resettled refugees reported being employed, including the 1.6 per cent that had set up their own business and the 10.1 per cent who combine work and study.
That's about 60% unemployed dumb cunt, 20% have zero education and only 11% can speak English fluently. This was all from the link you posted, did you even read it?
Nigger lovers BTFO
Based Dutton for PM
>>74836060
Because they are libertarians mate outside of America no one takes them seriously.
>>74836286
>>74836244
Yeah that, then he followed up with this
>>74836060
they aren't op is just butthurt that they are more classically liberal then the more popular liberal party
Oy! Fucken cunts! ill fukken glass ya fukking white dog when I see ya here in gold coast cunt!!!!!
>>74836244
>>74836286
Yeah that, then he followed up with this
I think Shaun Micallef is the only worthwhile person in the ABC tbqh lads.
>TFW MY FUCKING IDIOT FEMALE HOUSEMATES KEEP HAVING TWO 15 MINUTE SHOWERS A DAY WHEN I ONLY HAVE ONE 2 MINUTE SHOWER EVERY OTHER DAY
FARRRRKKKK CUNT THESE CUNTS ARE GONNA DRIVE MY WATER BILL THROUGH THE FUCKEN ROOF!!!!
>>74836774
>female housemate
>>74836774
>FEMALE HOUSEMATES
why tho
>>74836400
>did you even read it
Did you?
Australian unemployment figures also do t include students or stay at home mums or pensioners.
>>74836651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqEjatCSe0
>>74836774
>2 minute shower EVERY OTHER day
Holy fuck that's disgusting. I take a shower 2 times everyday wtf.
has anybody ever seen a non-indian 7/11 worker
>>74836928
m8 that graph is results from a survey asking the rapefugees themselves what they did. The real dropkicks wouldn't have even filled one out.
>>74836877
I DONT FUCKEN KNOW THEY TOOK OVER!!!!
>>74836956
YEAH YOU WOULD YOU SWEATY NOY CUNT
>>74837027
Fact: 7/11 only employs white people but radiation from the slurpee machine turns them brown.
>>74837082
Fuck off ya smelly white cunt!
>>74837073
Well who else is going to fill it out?
>tfw refugee took my job filling in surveys.
>>74837027
The one I always go to are all Chinese
Lads, what are the most anti refugee and islam parties to vote for?
>>74831857
>/pol/ voting for the party led by a man who was the Australian managing director and later a partner of Goldman Sachs
>>74831857
Everyone I know who moved to Melbourne became hipster SJW faggots.
>>74836468
HAHAHA no. This guy has got to be trolling.
>>74835855
image source?
>>74837339
Yes, of course he was trolling. But it was a laugh to see it up on the TV
>>74837464
Here you go. Can't find the other pic uncensored.
>>74837247
I think that /pol/ would most approve of Katter Party.
>>74836928
>Paid work 24%
>Unemployed job seeker 11.3%
>Unemployed 3.3%
What does it mean by this?
>Australian unemployment figures also do t include students or stay at home mums or pensioners.
Students are listed.
24% are 'working' (If you work one shift per month you count as employed)
10% work and study
76% of Refugee's make zero contribution to society
How many of them collect some sort of welfare?
100%
>applying for jobs
>"we strongly encourage any indigenous people to apply"
how about you give jobs to people that actually look for jobs you cunts
>>74838053
Are you a woman? Try applying to Melbourne Uni
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/05/19/melbourne-uni-hiring-female-only-jobs-rectify-gender-imbalance-maths
>>74838374
>>74838053
Just identify as one
>>74837500
Do Gillard next
Then that Greens woman from Adelaide Uni
I hope you're counting as what counts as employed in this country. They count work for the dole as well as vollunteer work.
>>74838513
hello my fellow NEETs, who are we voting for?
>daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00E_fG7OGfk
>>74838674
>>74838739
I dunno who I am voting for yet m8, but I have applied for a postal vote to do it.
I am not going through that crowd of normies at the polling place.
>>74838739
Labor in House of Reps, Have no idea how I'm voting in the Senate.
>>74838817
You'll miss out on the sausage sizzle m8
>>74835855
>Being against a hot,self-confident,right wing woman
What kind of beta numale cuckolds are you ausfaggs?
Also
>Be australian
>Watch australian tv
>"LOOK,ALL THE NEWS PRESENTERS ARE WHITE,ALL WHITE !"
>[sad violin funeral playing]
>"A SEA.OF.WHITE.PEOPLE."
you can't make this shit up
>>74838899
>the sausage sizzle
I have never seen one at any polling place I have ever been to or past in my life.
Is it just a regional thing? I have never seen one here in SA.
>>74838674
kek
>>74838788
Come on Anon, you would.
>>74838674
NICE
>>74838899
>>74838817
>>74838739
Gotta be Katter, he's the least shit of the choices.
>>74838739
/pol/ approved minor parties 1 through x
|
Liberals
|
shit
|
toxic shit
|
Labour
|
ANGELA FUCKING MERKEL
|
The Greens
>>74838674
That vag is perfecto
>>74839473
Maybe the Lib dems, senpai first or aus first.
And katter.
greens always last.
>>74838674
Fucking nice
>>74839473
>liberals
just face it, they are as putrid. Labor is shit too but at least you can shitpost faster with superior NBN.
>>74839800
All the while your nephew learns about bug chasing is his year 3 sex-ed class.
>>74839800
NBN meme
The libs are committing 80% of the NBN while they want the private sector to reach with the last 20%.
Nothing wrong with this, when you consider that fact that it's costing us 50-90 BILLION.
>>74839679
>senpai first
OH GOD, MEME MAGIC MAKE THIS REAL
>>74839800
Oh I know Libs are shit, and I would love some superior NBN, but I hear Labour might be open to softening our refugee policy, and I can't take that chance.
>>74839899
m8 I used to mock the NBN wankers on here, but now it is obvious that what Liberal have done to NBN is completely indefensible.
It is time to give it up m8 and acknowledge reality on this one.
>>74839899
>50-90 BILLION.
faggot it's 36bn. Libshit's are investing 80% (it's actually higher than that) for 1/4th the speed so that jewish telecomm companies can make some bank. The cost-speed ratio of FTTN is abysmal, not even counting the maintenance cost.
>fucking copper in the current year
kys cunt
>Liberals
>Legends
Yeah, nah mate. They're the other side of the establishment coin from labor. But keep believing the're based like a good goy.
So mates. Who do I vote for to stop refugees and get better net at the same time
>>74840076
>but I hear Labour might be open to softening our refugee policy
really?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-22/bill-shorten-wants-labor-to-adopt-asylum-boat-turn-backs/6640990
>inb4 muh abc
Labor's portrayal as a swedish tier marxist phenomenon that wants to open the door to shitskins is just a Greens fabrication. They want so hard to form a leftist alliance with >us that they don't understand the consequences of open borders policies on the 'LABOR' force of Australia.
>>74840076
Our major parties are basically the same, vote centre right for the sole reason of stopping lefties from crashing the country with no survivors.
When we hit election season I'm gonna slam the fuck out of any pro greens shit I bump into.
>>74840597
m8 Labor made a strategic decision to stay strong on border protection, offshore detention etc.
BUT the tradeoff they made with the left for this was DOUBLING the quota of refugees they let in legally.
>>74835557
>Who is melbourne
Pic related is Melbourne
You should hate him for being a filthy anti-semite
Dandenong reporting in
which party will stop immigration of darkies and muslims that are into Australia and introduce deportation for the ones already here?
dgaf about the nbn anymore
I met Bill Shorten the other day actually
>>74841050
Australia First Party m8. They are our only hope of salvation.
>>74840597
Yeah, Labour has followed the 'Overton Window' over to the right, I presume in the hope that they'll take some centrist voters away from the Libs. Meanwhile I think Turnbull, along with his Goldman Sachs pedigree, would steer the Liberal Party towards true old liberal ideals. Because which other party would a staunch conservative vote for? Do you guys get the idea that the two major parties are trying to appeal to the middle ground voter while jettisoning their more fringe policies to potential coalition-forming parties? Labour to Greens, and Liberals to perhaps Nationals or Katter.
>>74840737
m8 Liberals have already announced additional 10-15k syrian refugees. Just remember, corporate jews love open borders and liberals love to serve them.
>>74840597
>Labor's portrayal as a swedish tier marxist phenomenon that wants to open the door to shitskins is just a Greens fabrication
Really?
>Labor will reinstate references to the UN Refugees Convention in the Migration Act to reverse the Abbott Government’s retrograde efforts to undermine international law.
>By 2025, Labor will increase Australia’s annual humanitarian intake to 27,000 – almost double the current intake under the Abbott Government of 13,750.
http://www.alp.org.au/asylumseekers
>>74841405
>corporate jews love open borders
Yes m8 but even they would rather chinks and poo in loos than illiterate inbred muslim rapefugees.
>>74841472
>international law
Any party that actually uses this phrase as a positive needs to be gassed.
>>74841472
>germany's 1.5mn vs 30k
>hurrdurr it's open borders!
>>74841825
m8, any number greater than 0 is too many.
>>74841877
still not open borders.
Turnbull government will accept 12k syrians refugees. Don't pretend liberals aren't cucked.
>>74841825
>Gets BTFO
>b...but Germany took in one million refugee's
Nice argument fuckwit, I'll remember that when I'm voting in Germany
>>74842109
>claiming victory with muh 'BTFO'
>s...see guys liberals are for the white people like us!
Go ahead and suck some jew cock faggot
>>74842003
>still not open borders.
No one said it was
>Turnbull government will accept 12k syrians refugees. Don't pretend liberals aren't cucked.
They're cucked, just not as cucked as Labor. Out of the 12,000 they said they would accept they only have taken 300.
>>74842349
What are trying to say here? You're just shitflinging at this point.
>>74835642
Can't believe people argue against this common sense.
>>74842509
He's one of those "There's no nazi party so I'm not voting" types
why the fuck do you guys need NBN? your internet works and there a real fuckin issues you redditors
>>74842643
Oh, right. I'll just ignore his posts then.
>>74842349
>Posts picture of Abbot looking at a kike
Another fine argument, you could've at least had them shaking hands or something.
>>74842509
>What are trying to say here?
I'm trying to say Labor's platform on immigration is not an open borders swede (or german if you will) tier idea. You still haven't shown that how it is.
>b-but they'll take 13k more! see guys they're a europe-tier cucked party.
>>74842713
Gotta stream my ten tabs of cuckold porn off my xbox1 on netflix and pirate them vidya games
Who cares about shitskins and Asians flooding us at least we got good internet amiright?
>>74842856
here you go pham
>>74842914
I'm not who you were talking to, I was just commenting on your post.
>>74842856
more of him shaking his hand and feeling happy about serving the jew
>>74842914
yeah 13k more shitskins that breed up into 25k in a few years. So what if it's not an open border it's still trash
Ill rather vote the party which brings in less Human trash
When i read /auspol/, i thought this was about Austria. You know, a place in the world in which interesting things actually happen
>>74835864
nuke us
nuke us
nuke us
>>74843112
Much better
>>74843425
We are fully aware that we are an irrelevant """country""" hanging off an uninteresting corner of the Earth.
>anyone who disagrees with me is out of touch
>>74842963
Oy Vey
>we should have a generous refugee program
>Wanted the goverment to have crazy power on the net
>He himself gets raided
Irony you could suck a dick with
>>74843425
If we're so irrelevant why is Austria's internet domain .at and Australia's the superior .au
Check mate
>I thought the aus in auspol stood for austria and it took me like 20 seconds to realize
>>74843636
You're outta time
This country is fucked mang. Its too far gone.
>>74843953
we need to move to tassie and secede. then we can actually be full
>>74836774
Have set up cameras yet?
>>74843204
>voting for this
>>74845068
>Voting for that but with 13k more rapefugees, safe schools and whatever else Labour can shit out
Whoa
>>74831857
Why is One nation le autism, it seems like one of the most pro pol parties
>>74845390
>Voting for dial up tier internet because 0.05% shitskins will tank the economy somehow
>b-but liberals will make a difference! They will stop the boats! They will make Australia Great Again!
Whoa
Greens are the only compassionate, sane party we have.
australia.isidewith.com
See where you stand, Australia.
>>74845998
Last time I did this test I got 98% Family First and 17% Greens.
>>74845998
Greens just got assfucked on ABC m80
>>74845696
>>74831857
fuck me melbourne is gay as fuck. I should know i live here
>>74846268
Just did again, here are the results
>>74845973
Wanting any immigrants at all let alone 13k more
How about we pop them all in your town we'll see how much those 13k change your city. How about you head on over to where all the Lebs are in Sydney they integrated just fine
Wanting safe schools teaching kids in year 3 about gay sex and aids. I'll rather shit internet and less immigrants then ok internet and more shitskins to breed up cause that 13k turns into 20k which turns into 30k in a few years and you can't exactly kick them out by that time
But you need that internet to download all the Cuck porn and torrent game of thrones so what if there's more violent extremists at-least I got my internet amiright
>>74831857
Anyone has the original pic?
>>74849317
>>74847563
>>74851541
not bad desu
>>74851885
Not great either, but since that's all we have to vote for it'll have to do.
>>74849086
We're going to get the same level of immigrants either way. If not from boats then from 457s who will apply for permanent residency and subsequently citizenship. Might as well have the superior internet if we're going to get cucked.
Did you enrol to vote? I was going to sign up online but it said I have to do something in person so I thought fuck it.
>>74852332
Thing is at least those 457s are most likely less rapey since you have to pass better checks and can't just get some isis cunt jumping on a boat and pretend to be a refugee innocence.
Wish everyone would just get a good woman and pop out 5 children each no need for immigrants then
World War III when?
>>74853401
We ISIS now.
>>74841050
>Dandenong
God help us fellow dandy bro
>>74831857
>there are niggers in australia
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the west, why didn't they learn from america that no good can come from having niggers in your country
melbourne is going to look like chicongo or detroit, if it doesn't already
>>74855367
More like Asians for both of us
Niggers and Muslims are bad but it'll be the Asians which breed us both out
Melbournites you fucking cuckolds.
Why are these niggers not getting pushed back into the sea?
Why isn't there a Cronulla 2.0 being organised?
Why did these niggers get imported in the first place?
I fucking hate Melbourne.
>>74853401
I'd say it's Victorian state departments.
>>74841825
>>74841877
anyone want to tell me why white countries are forced to import millions of third worlders and how this isn't all going to end in blood shed?
>jews
>>74855834
political correctness, created by communist jews that fled germany to the united states who preach "equality" and other communist buzzwords while being complete hypocrites
yes, all white countries should accept immigration, you don't want to be a racist nazi do you? not israel though, in israel gotta sterilize the africans
hitler was so right about those fucking kikes
>>74856243
WHO basically doing mass breeding programs in Africa while all the best minds are removed so nothing changed + 7 billion is a number that dazzles small minds and leads to a meme of an overpopulated planet.
>>74839869
lmao it was Liberal who started safe schools, retard
>>74857203
Lmao it is Labor who want to have it in schools
>>74835642
This is great
>>74841877
This
>>74831857
>other parties irrelevant
>NXT about to become king makers at next election
>>74845998
You are fucking retarded
>>74856567
And somehow people in Australia and Canada are to blame for something happening in Africa or the Middle East 50+ years ago. And you know, I didn't even mind until they put it the shit in Europe.
>>74857203
It is you who is retarded
>>74846285
QA?
>>74858207
I have updated my pasta with regards to senate and house of reps
>>74858370
Yes I really liked it
>>74835642
10 years is too short mate, also we need to end dual citizenship
>>74858527
The Pyne and Alby one? I guess I can stand Labour if they're ganging up on the Greens
>>74858591
tfw dutton tried to rescind my citizenship because my dad made me a nz citizen by descent at 8 and the ombudsman rekt the aide responsible so now I have a lovely cert dated for my DoB with duttons signature
>>74858805
Yes it seems like labour are having some internal debate over the whole stacking the deck via immigration thing.
>>74858813
mfw i wasn't even born in this country, but am a citizen by descent, can i claim abo rights?
>>74859419
if labour dropped immigration and let the minor parties do the kvetching Id vote for them first preference
