http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
WE
WUZ
>>74830679
>LOOK HOW AMAZING IT IS THAT THIS KID BUILT A COMPUTER!
>EVEN THOUGH HE'S BLACK! WOW!
And we're the "racists"
WUZ
>>74830733
Heyyy you made it! Glad youre here
"building" computer = "building" lego
>save $1200
>go to /g/ to make a desktop
>be black
>get on newspaper
AYO HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
NIGGUZ CANT USE CUMPOOTUHZ N SHIET
>>74830844
This. I've done it while completly smashed a while back. You can't do it wrong. Sockets match plugs.
10yo Chinese boys build 50 of those a day without sleeping
Hahaha stop the fucking presses
Now he can smash 20 motherfucking like buttons at once
inb4 Intel hires him as senior engineer, because affirmative action.
KANGZ
>>74830844
>go to /g/
no he actually built a computer instead of engaging in endless autistic debates about hardware
>>74830679
I'd be impressed if it was a clock
>>74831000
meant to quote >>74830853
but i did get some trips so check em you fucks
>white man at computer shop hands him a box of snap together parts
I BUILT THIS
>>74830910
Motherfucking this.
>The machine has a speed of 4:20 gigahertz
>>74830853
Fucking nigger probably was shitting up /g/ with pcpartpicker threads
>>74831000
>no he actually built a computer instead of engaging in endless autistic debates about hardware
He pieced together components. It's neat that a 10 year old took the initiative, but no different than fisher price toys.
>>74831301
>>74830910
>>74831065
Oh so that's what makes the BBRRRRTTTT sound?
>>74831000
>/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.
>>74831264
I believe it was 4:20 nigahertz
>>74830679
This is only news because a black kid bought the computer parts instead of stealing them.
HOLY SHIT!
One of these days they're gonna discover fire, finally niggers are catching up!
one aberration won't wipe out all of niggerdom
>>74830679
wow, it's pure genius Bill Gates should make him a co-CEO
>>74830679
He fucking conected everything together like a fucking science man, give this nigger a medal for his bravery
>>74831808
he a good boi
Ahmeds clock blew their minds. They must be experiencing endless euphoria over this.
>>74830679
What's with the eternal pandering of the blacks from the left ? It's hardly newsworthy. Why do they have to treat that like an achievement. He isn't a fucking retard ,or a paraplegic or something. He is just a 11yo kid in the day of information with billions tutorials on the internet.
Jesus he lives in London ,not in fucking Uganda. The writer almost pity him
All computer applications, no job applications
>>74830679
Wow, where did he steal all the parts?
> Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it. The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
> Windows 10
> 3:20 gigahertz
> 500 gigabytes hard drive
>>74830679
>Black kid finally does what every white kid can do
>>74831770
nigga i sure gon be hurtin when i smash that mf LIKE
>high spec
>600 commiedollars
>300 of it on the case
>basically a prebuilt
Lmao
>>74830679
How is assembling a gaming pc even remotely newsworthy. A five year old can do it
>>74830679
WE WUZ COMPUTA BILDAS
>>74833520
>Windows 10
What, you would have told him to use Ubuntu?
>>74833923
Gentoo Linux
>>74833520
>couldn't even spring the extra 15 bucks for the terabyte
What a kike
>>74830679
WE WUZ KONRAD ZUSE AND SHIET
>>74833520
>3.2GHz
Is this 2008?
>>74830910
>>74833718
? the case is literal trash tho
>>74830679
Wait what? He bought parts and assembled pc? It's not that hard to do, you know.
>>74834098
there isn't really a good metric to measure CPU speed though
we should probably be using benchmark scores instead
>>74834232
I know.
Unless this bitch flowed all the smt work himself, this is just newspeak for n*****lover. My computer I "built" has 10 pieces I ordered over a period of a week and I assembled them in an hour, smoking and drinking. It would of been faster, but my coolermaster hypercooler was being a bitch. It took 10 times longer to sort through parts on the internet and figure out what would work well(proven) together.
This peanut headed mother f***er will be out stealing snickers bars and slapping white girls before prime98 finishes.
I mean, for f**ks sake, win10? He probably stole that as well. This little fuzzy headed ghetto fat urkel wannabe probably even stole that. All he did was swap a stolen emachine from tesco into a aerocool strike-x gt case.
Inb4 he bought a new oem license, we waz kangs, didndu nuffin, white guilt tears, or any pc(pun hah) new age sob crap
>>74834306
Even the entry level CPUs these days are well over 3.2GHz
>ITT 20+ year old NEETS making fun of an 11 year old child.
>implying 99% of you knew how to build a computer at that age
How pathetic are you?
>>74830844
>"building" computer = "building" lego
It depends I'd say. Bigger sets, especially Technic, require greater spatial ability.
>>74830679
Isn't this technically racist? :K
>>74830679
I bet his father helped him.
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
>>74834421
Thing is I actually have a father who bought and assembled my computer for me back then. I did however built a lego castle at about age 4 which is about as difficult, although somewhat more time-consuming, as assembling a computer.
>>74834421
I think a lot of us didnt have the ability to google what part goes where when we were 11 like he did
>>74833792
But can a black 5 year old build it?
I'm a woman and I built my own gaming rig can I get hired to do nothing all day while being paid three times more compared to people who do actual work?
>>74834421
Well, I didn't know how to build a computer when I was 11 because there were no fucking computers to be built.
Now that you can easily buy the parts and watch a step by step guide on youtube.
>>74830679
he assembled computer parts, he did not build everything from scratch. fuck this gay earth.
>>74834421
My 8 year old daughter attended a free class where they tore down used computers from the school district and rebuilt them piece by piece as part of an initiative to promote computer literacy.
And at 8 years old I was programming without the internet, or an IT specialist looking over my shoulder, on a computer where you saved and loaded files from a cassette tape recorder.
>>74830679
Literally anyone could put together a computer today
How is this impressive?
>>74830842
I can smell a /pol/ thread no matter what board its on
>>74835011
Because he's a black kid, they can do no wrong and all of their mediocre feats are actually incredible
>11 year old Black kid built a Computer
>>74830679
He is culturally appropriating my half Hungarian and half Filipino ancestry of building PC's!!!!1111!!!!!one1!1!oneoneoneexclamation!!11
>>74835011
>How is this impressive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y3VX8VU9kI
>>74834421
I did but I also had parents to do it for me like any responsible parents would do because electronics and kids don't really mix together well.
>>74833923
No, you moran, Gentoo of course. But it's too hard for the niggers
>>74830679
>kid does something literally every pc gamer does
>this is somehow news
I mean, there's a bit of time and effort in it but it's no different from a kid building a go kart or something, must have been a really, really slow news day.
>>74835626
It's just an initiative to promote computer literacy in niggers.
Computers are "white people shit"
>Computer whiz
>Someone who installs windows 10
I built a preddy gud gaming computer once. And i am probably one of the most useless cunts on the planet when it comes to computers
>>74830679
I did this when I was 12 too. Where's my article? Did he get one just because he's black?
>>74830679
>>74830679
>>74830679
>>74830679
>>74830679
>>74835626
FUCK SHIT IT'S A TRAP, I JUST REALIZED IT'S A TRAP
"racist trolls target computer wizzkid"
Seriously guys dont go near the comment section, this story is pure bait and it'll blow up if people go for it
>>74835755
Do you really think /pol/ browsers would do that?
Just go onto the article and post racist comments?
>>74835672
Being Mexican people don't expect much from me, but I'm glad the expectations aren't so low that I would have been put in newspapers for assembling my own computer at 11.
>LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SPIC KID USE A SCREWDRIVER
>ISN'T THAT CUTE, JUST LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING
Fuck man, these niggers eat that shit UP, too.
>>74830679
Typical low expectations racism. I wish I had some black friends so I could actually ask them how they feel about shit like this or if they like it.
>>74830679
Since when is it hard to build a fucking Computer yourself. It is like fucking lego. You literally can't do something wrong.
>>74835834
I fucking guarantee you the follow up article will be about racists going after him, he'll be their ahmed clock boy just you watch
>>74835901
Doesn't change the fact that they're right, ASSEMBLING a computer isn't special and children in China are assembling iPhones in sweatshops by the hundreds and thats actually more impressive.
>>74830910
Savage
>nignog does something that normal people do all the time
>this is newsworthy
what's next? the story of the brave black child that buttered his own bread?
>>74830679
>assembling modular parts = building
Okay. But I could do the same thing with zero instruction. It's not any more impressive than building ikea furniture.
>>74836331
"Young black child INVENTS toast!"
>>74834306
Clock speeds are only relevant within processor families.
>>74830679
Dafuq, I built a Computer when I was 9...
>>74830679
For fucks sake, all PC gamers do this now.
>>74836461
kek
>>74834421
>KNOW how to build a PC
You just buy the parts and put them together. Its not possible to do it wrong.
>>74830679
>whizz kid
more like wuz kid
Get you some of them obamabux.
>>74830679
I have a black buddy who read the entirety of the DOS manual at the age of 14. He is a wealthy IT guy now, I am going to show him this to make him rage.
Why do westerners treat blacks like children, it does not help any one.
With 5yo I designed games in my brother's spectrum. I remember I did a racing game with graphics and such. It was pretty fun. Too bad I lost interest in these things with puberty.
>>74833923
gahnu/leenux
>>74830679
>talented
>every part comes with a manual that tells you exactly what to do
>even if you trashed the manuals shit only fits in where is sposed to go
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74836631
Wanna have a LAN party at the White House?
>>74835755
I'm more of a "Racist trolls target Irish president for saying that the asylum process should be sped up" kind of guy.
>>74836603
underrated post and ID
>>74834421
anyone above 80 iq can do it even without google.
>>74836600
If you read directions it's hard to fuck up but there are a few things
>mobos without putting the standoffs in your case = not fun times
>not understanding the concept of zero insertion force for the CPU (and then trying to latch it shut)
>especially with aftermarket coolers, not being careful to adequately secure the cooler (and then not overtightening it)
>dropping anything (e.g. PSU on components)
>forcing anything or bending anything
>static discharge
But yeah, it's not hard, my twelve year old cousin did one under my guidance and there's tons of youtube tutorials for this shit now.
>>74834421
I used to assemble computers for my school you nigger
>>74836979
>Following basic instructions from a popular video streaming site
>A father on standby to help with minor technical tasks
You know what? This black kid is exceptional.
>>74836973
no soldering . shit snaps together.its all male and female parts.no mater what hole the benis goes in its the right answer
>>74830910
Top fucking Kek.
>>74836896
Do you have any cool clocks?
>>74831937
Just haz sum bad frends
>>74832965
There really needs to be stains, rips, and some fire on civilization in the last panel.
>>74830679
Hahahaha that can't be real
WE WUZ WHIZZ KIDZ N SHIEEEET
>>74837382
I got all sort of gadgets m8.
>>74830679
"We need to put this in the newspaper because he is black and blacks are dumb and can't do that usually!"
So fucking racist. Jewish media everyone.
>>74837486
he hasn't had time to ruin it yet
>>74834421
I built my first pc in 2001 and I was 13 years old. Read in a magazine that its cheaper and wanted it to do myself for the fun and benefits. It worked and I saved some bucks.
Wasn't really hard either, I just did what the magazine said. No help from parents. Windows ME made problems though, but it worked. It was a nice little accomplishment for me, but guess what? I wasn't in the newspaper.
Calm down lads
It's an African issues newspaper that only Black's buy
Obviously this is massive news cuz we wuz computer geniuses n shiieet
>>74837574
>tfw the jews made ford apologize for the deaborn independent
>>74835751
I did too. And i'm 89.
>>74831000
Implying he didn't read or have those debates before buying the stuff. Building your own computer is not an achievement, it's a must for people who care.
>>74836453
Building a bed from ikea is at least 20x harder than putting together a pc.
>>74830719
SCIENTIST
>>74830844
Fucking this. All you have to do is stick a few parts together and not be an autistic splerg whilst handling them.
>>74834421
How bad is your reading comprehension? People are not making fun out of the kid for building a PC. We're making fun of the paper for believing this is news.
>>74830679
>600 euros
>high spec
>whiz kid
wut
>>74834378
>look at how cool I am naming all these parts
>heh , bet you guys didn't hear about my cold air intake
>>74831808
And he made all the money on his own, by selling dime bags in the ghetto and getting shot at by Crips and Bloods.
>>74830910
>>74830679
WUZ
>>74830679
>nigger builds computer
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>74831434
>sodomy
Why is that even a crime anymore?
Holy fucking shit. This is it, we've hit rock bottom. Nigs are getting praise for shit anyone with half a functioning brain can do. Lord just take me now, I want off this ride.
>11 years old "saved up" 800€
what kind of father would allow that
>>74830910
>>74830679
Racist. They're amazed he can build a computer.
>>74830910
Rly makes u thingk
>>74838857
>father
>>74830844
Nah, mate. A computer is a lego set with about 15 pieces.
>>74838857
What's wrong with letting your kid save money?
>>74839152
the hardest part for me was mounting my cpu cooler
needed an extra set of hands
>>74836979
alot of mobos have built in stand offs now
>>74834421
>implying his father didn't assemble it for him
>>74839601
>implying his mom's husband didn't assemble it for him
FTFY
>>74838688
It's the term some American jurisdictions use for forcible oral or anal sex.
r8 my build /g/
it's going to be a starbound server
>>74839661
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>74839761
Where are you buying that shit from?
That looks cheap af.
>>74839856
newegg
Prebuild case
Preinstalled os
Never observed such talent and hes only 11.
>>74830679
Shit taste in computer cases
I wonder if he plays world of tanks
>>74839856
America, everything's cheap there.
Shit costs about double the numerical amount here and one pound is worth more than one dollar.
>>74839761
You better overclock that 8350. If you dont you have failed as a computer person
>>74840047
>Compromising stability for speed on a server
>>74839601
what father
>>74830679
Wow someone build a computer which is literally connecting overpriced Legos with each other
Ok ok which one of you is Zach Summers in the comments.
I'm fucking dying here
>>74840266
pay back debts
>600 euros
>>74830679
He's opening his own custom computer shop soon, Nigz Rigz.
>>74839761
I forgot storage
fugg
>>74840317
No money at the moment my shitposting friend but I can provide some refugees to culturally improve your country.
>>74839661
>implying one of his mom's baby daddies didn't assemble it for him
FTFY
>>74840319
I recently spent about €600, and I got a much newer i5 processor, 12 gb of RAM (going to make it 16 gb soon), a 500 gb SSD and a 4gb GTX 970. It's not top-of-the-line stuff, but you can't get any better for that money in this country.
>>74837145
You have a big ID.
>>74840878
That's pretty good,
I only play BF4, skyrim, and some indie bullshit so I'm pretty happy with my setup for now
>>74830679
It isn't this kids fault. He seems like a good kid, you guys should chill with the attacks.
>>74831301
>>74842521
we're trying to get him free shit like the clock bomb kid
>>74830679
WHY IS THIS NEWS??
>>74830679
Building a gaming rig is like legos. Its so easy a literal retard could do it.
>>74834421
When I was 11 I wasn't one with the internet
>>74843642
The soft racism of lowered expectations.
>>74830679
>Putting a computer together from parts
Yeah, I was doing that when I was 9, too, only it was a 486, the parts were scavenged and didn't come with a manual and internet was damn near unheard of.
>>74837486
>>74837696
Say no more, familia!
Frontpage news.
>>74830679
Built my first XT when I was 7 and that involved actual understanding of how things worked compared to the "Plug and play" lego kids have today, I'm not impressed at all.
>>74830719
KOMPUTAH ENGINEEARS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEID
>>74845944
>Britain's top black weekly
and they call us racist
>>74845944
>all those other articles
WE
But how well did he put on the thermal paste?
>>74830679
Wtf, I first "built" a PC at 7, my father brought the parts, and I was like - "woah, I want to try" and made it with minor guidance on wiring. All my peers have built a PC at least once in their lives.
>>74830910
ayyy
>>74830910
>>74834299
>This, if the hard-disk already has a functional OS on it, it's literally just putting the correct cables in the correct places, and securing the parts to keep them in place.
I can disconnect my hard-drive and it's the same shit, LOL, I build my PC, niqquh.
>>74833520
>> 3:20 gigahertz
>> 500 gigabytes hard drive
HA! That's shit.
>>74846368
2 iadra, 2 giga
Where's my fucking article for building a PC
Oh wait I'm not black lol
>>74845944
What the fuck is that language in the bottom right?
>>74845944
>11 year old kid saving up 600 pounds
How much pounds do parents give their kids when they go to school?
Did this kid skip lunch and shit for a whole year to save these money?
>>74846767
IGROVOY PEKA
>>74845944
>football racism
Aren't the majority of soccer players niggers?
>>74836603
>>74834421
I took a laptop apart desoldered ram replaced it .. I then removed the heatsink from the cpu and replaced the thermal paste and reassembled the laptop.. I then installed redhat on it.. when i was 9.. before the internet was populated with fucking diy articles for everything.We literally just switched from phone line to cable when i got that laptop. Today you can go on fucking build a pc or g post a retarded parts list have it corrected pcpartpicker will show you the fucking cheapest places to get everything..(btw way more available now at lower price points) you plug everything in together after watchig a step by step youtube video... for fucks sake you don't even have to apply thermal paste anymore.. You can use a mouse in bios and graphically update your bios... a fucking literal monkey can be trained to build and turn on a modern computer.
>>74845540
Talented black man discovers fire.
>"built" a computer
>by buying all the parts and assembling them into a premade case
>which every kid on the block can do since the stores literally tell you what parts are compatible and where to snap them in
>>74833520
>500 gigabytes hard drive
>mfw my 3 year old budget laptop outperforms this "high performance" brand new desktop
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
And I didn't even opt for the memory upgrade. Hoo shit. It's like every time a nigger takes a shit in the toilet instead of on the floor, every liberal trips over themselves to congratulate him and act like he's the second coming of Einstein.
>>74830679
spoiled rich kid on welfare cucking brits googles how to put ~15 parts together
wow
>>74846980
Somebody please answer.
IT DOES SAY HE SAVED UP THE MONEY
>literally tens of thousands of white and asian kids build pcs every day
>nobody gives a shit
>a single nigger does the same
>HOL UP
>>74846223
You have no idea.
>>74846822
Jebus Tongues
When I was his age, my parents refused to buy me a console or computer so I went to the recycling station and fleeced all the dumped (mainly 486 at that time) computers for parts. Ended up building a decent one for myself with the best parts and a couple I sold for a little over $100 each.
I also had to hustle to get my first cell phone and keep it secret from those luddites.
>>74834421
Nigger when I was 11 and building my computer I had to fuck around with discs of drivers, no convenient google, sound blaster cards and fucking dial up
>>74847474
next that young kang will conquer the skies
>>74836848
There are people who manage to install ram sticks upside down, make an extra notch in it so it fits (ddr3 dimm in ddr2 slots) or screw the mainboard to the case directly.
An 11 year old should be able to do it, but don't underestimate the confidence of ignorance.
>>74834421
i built computers at that age yes?
fucking pentium 2s and shit
>>74830679
is this real
>>74830679
>The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
3.20 niggahertz
>>74847537
Do nig nogs really believe egyptians were black?
>>74847817
WE WUX MMX N SHIEEEET
>>74847620
same here minus the dial up
>>74847900
THEY WERE KANGZ
>>74847900
Egypt is in Africa, that's enough proof for them.
>>74830679
proud of mah nigga, yall goofy ass white dudes jelly af tho
>>74830679
i did this with 7 in the computer stone age. Without this plug and play shit from today
>>74830679
Next thing you know, there will be articles congratulating niggers for being able to buy and wear pants properly with a belt.
>>74834421
put together my first computer when I was 10.
It was a celeron 300a and I overclocked that bitch as far as it would go so I could play quake 3 when it came out
>>74830679
i like the "le proud face"
>>74848209
Soon.
>>74830679
>Anon 1 : Look! Look! The ape is building a computer !
>Anon 2 : It's true anon ! we need to tell that to the medias !
>Medias : how does it feel to be a genius, ape-kun ?
>Ape-kun : WE WUZ PHARAOS N SHIETT
>>74830910
Toppest of KEKs old bean!
>>74830679
"ngoka"
>>74834390
>Even the entry level CPUs these days are well over 3.2GHz
what is a celeron
Computer assembly IS easy enough to do blindfolded..
However that doesn't prevent me from getting paid 200e/hr for it because people are too lazy figure it out themselves.
>>74830679
>11
that kid is like 700 pounds
likely fuckin story
getting held back 5 grades doesn't make you younger
>>74833520
you fail to take into account that it is powered entirely by kike magic
>>74847433
Like $2 a day, for $20 a week he wouldn't even have to wait a year
>>74849368
>tfw I got 1-2 guildner a week at most and earned my money entirely through chores in the neighbourhood
>tfw working an entire summer to buy a medium range PC
>>74848808
Shit, 200 an hour is a rip off.
>>74830679
a 4 year old could build a computer, all you have to do is stick things together. It's basically lego.
>>74830679
>the fan isn't spinning
>there are no visible lights or cords
>that monitor is probably hooked up to a different pc
>>74830679
I too can use PCpartpicker.
>>74831434
Ah, the old Whites and Chinese alliance strikes again!
![china_factories_04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BmKhMNt.jpg "china_factories_04[1].jpg")
>>74830679
Impressive!
>>74830910
proper keks
