India launched a scale model of a reusable spacecraft today. It was deemed a success.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-22/modi-s-mini-shuttle-set-to-blast-into-elon-musk-s-race-for-space
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11751776
poo in loo
>>74821568
Literally shitting themselves all the way to space
>tfw you'll never be the leader of China
I would launch a huge Chinese space program, imagine taking like 5% of the GDP for just the space program, they would be able to do some nice shit with that and who is gonna argue with them? The voters? lel
we need another space race
someone need to fuck up the Chinese Indian relations so they become super rivals and can get it started
Where do they shit though?
>>74821568
>>74821663
>>74821892
Butthurt losers crying because their life is beyond repair and other countries are flourishing
>>74819081
America will shoot down any rocket to the moon. Our flag is the only one on the moon you fucking poos.
>>74822069
DESIGNATED
>>74822069
>India
>flourishing
...
I would go looking on the d-darkside of the moon
>designated
>>74821892
they got designated orbitals for that now
>>74822069
>Butthurt losers crying because their life is beyond repair and other countries are flourishing
Now if only they were flushing.
>>74819081
>This is one small poo for Pajeet
>And one giant shitting street
>>74819081
>2030
>CIA satellites record mass migration of Indians within India
>Indian diaspora begins returning home en masse
>no one knows what's happening
>total communications blackout, infrastructure abandoned and allowed to fall into disrepair
>as soon as it begins it's over and almost 2 billion people have seeming vanished
>as a global coalition led by the US and China move into the now-empty country to secure the country's nuclear stockpile and maintain critical infrastructure, a brilliant light is seen on the horizon
>a tesseract seemingly constructed of pure energy shoots into the sky at mach 8
>the sonic boom permanently deafens coalition forces in New Dheli, shatters windows as far as Darwin and Bucharest and is heard everywhere on earth
>weathern patterns are affected and a tsunami ravages cities bordering the Indian Ocean
>orbiting telescopes capture the tesseract accelarate rapidly before collapsing inward onto itself 200,000 miles past the atmosphere
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
SYSTEM
POO
I can imagine the spacecraft just has turds floating around.
>>74824507
LOO
>>74819081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu2sM3eVomE
I found this documentary about India's space program interesting
>>74822069
DESIGNATED
>>74822069
Don't you have a toilet to worship?
>>74824749
>Blocked for having content from The Weinstein Co.
>Weinstein
Every time...
are their rockets powered by methane gas?
>>74822069
Their countries are flushing hehe
>scale model
What was it, 1:250?
>>74822247
poo is great fertilizer
>>74825412
>India's streets are more fertile than our soil
>>74822069
Of course India is flourishing you guys have manure all over your country.
>>74819081
I want to see another awful Bollywood propaganda film like that one they made about Indian in the future.
>taxi drivers are all white and drive Ferraris but refuse to take white passengers, only Indian
>all the beggers in India are white
>dude keeps going on about how many white servants he has
Can't find video, but its on Youtube somewhere.
Pity the next poor fucks to explore the moon after India.
They will be walking around constantly checking to make sure they haven't stood in shit.
>>74826019
top kek
POO ON MOON
>>74826019
the americans need to go back and take their flag down before the indians get there so it doesn't end up flying over a big mound of shit
the best part about indians is the fact that they have absolutely ZERO sense of banter and even fun. this is why they actually get offended in INDIA threads. their smallest penis average helps, too
Look out the window, Pahjeet. Infinite space to relieve your stomach pains.
>>74826199
kek
>>74822069
butt hurt Indian, you about to POO Sanjeet?
>>74821568
P O O O N M O O N
>>74826199
Aw, you already wrote it...
Well played burger.
>>74821734
china indian relations are already fucked. china wants the indian ocean too.
DESIGNATED
>>74819081
>reusable spacecrafts
>non-reusable toilets
poojet in space
>>74822198
SUPERPOWER
>>74825701
India in 2030 iirc
>>74822069
POO
poo poo 1 to loo loo base, ready to let her rip.
>>74819081
I didn't realize you could stack shit all the way to space
>>74819081
Great news for Indian billionaires and their American leeches, they get to go to vacation in space. Excellent for them, capitalism really ruins lives to the maximum in religious countries.
>>74834330
Yes you can stack it if it is not a unique passive
>>74819081
>designated shitting spacestaion
>turds hovering everywhere
cant w8 to see that
>>74833941
>Pooston, we have a problem
>Hello my name is Rajul how may I help you today sir
>We can't dock with the International Shitting Station and we've got internal pressure rising
>Copy that Apoolloo 100, have you tried turning it off and on again?
>... ok it works now thank you Rajul
>Copy that sir, please come again
>>74835238
kek
>>74835238
>Apoolloo 100
haha
This flag stands for reinventing the wheel and shit.
Isn't it funny how we are global world without borders, but when billionaires need to steal government money to re-invent stuff, then all of sudden India isn't part of globalised world, they need to have space technology exactly the same as already invented, but under an Indian flag.
>>74824400
Trying way to hard to be funny and failing
>>74835238
top kek
>>74835546
>they need to have space technology exactly the same as already invented but under an Indian flag
wtf are you saying
Countries dont share their technology
We are not making space crafts with the technology that NASA has shared with us
why can cat poo in loo but indian can't?
>>74825701
https://youtu.be/Xl0b2LGf9jM
Golden really. You can see the seething inferiority complex throughout.
>implying rich pahjeet would refuse to grope white teenage beggers
>>74835938
>Countries dont share their technology
We shared technology even when world wasn't even globalised in past.
Soviet Union flew all of Eastern block into space, USA done the rest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_space_travelers_by_nationality
Here it says that USA directly controls your ass:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Space_Research_Organisation
>The United States government on 24 January 2011, removed several Indian government agencies, including ISRO, from the so-called Entity List, in an effort to drive hi-tech trade and forge closer strategic ties with India.
This space program is really nothing else than making a deal, same like when they making useless supermarkets or roads nobody asked for, of course they use people's money and many of it goes to private accounts.
>>74836256
You realize this is a satire created to mock overly nationalistic Indians, right?
>>74825701
>>74836256
Not a Bollywood movie
That is south indian movie
>>74836498
I bet you think /pol/is satire as well
>>74836548
Makes sense with the french population down there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBfT5gJWSo
I think I found the launch footage.
