I'm a Jew NEET, and i just bought bacon and beer, getting drunk while listening to retro synth, gonna fry that bacon bitch when parents go to sleep.
Am i going to hell? will bacon taste good?
music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOO1cMTkSg
>>74799576
I also sometime listen to powerglove but literally who gives a fuck OP?
go back to the ovens
>>74799576
>will bacon taste good?
It's going to be one of the greatest experiences of your life.
Cook them in varying time intervals so you get crispy bacon and softer bacon in varying stages of both
I prefer rather crispy bacon but there are floppy fan boys and even those who like it burnt.
>>74799576
My Jew friend says you can eat bacon as long as you fee bad about it later.
>>74799576
either you eat meat, or you don't. everything else is a meme
>>74799576
Pan fry that shit faggot.
It's delicious. Get some eggs and make it a proper meal. PBR goes really well with it too.
>>74799713
Crispy is master race can confirm.
You'll need to experiment with bacon man, gotta find what taste you prefer. Just like eggs. There's like a dozen different ways to make bacon.
>>74799726
No, that's muslims and masturbation
But are Jews really that hardcore?
>>74799576
>I'm a Jew NEET
Kek, you get all the downsides of being a Jew without the money. Gas yourself
Eat it through a hole in a sheet
Lord Jesus cleaned pork. It's no longer unclean.
Why don't you become a Christian? God loves you, OP.
Acts 10:15
And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
Hell doesn't exist in Judaism you idiot.
Sheol is just a vague grey after life much like the greek underworld (outside the elysian fields)
jews don't even believe in heaven.
shitty fucking b8 m8
>>74799576
Pabst blue Ribbon and the cheapest bacon you could buy
you really are a jew
Crisp the fuck out of it and be thankful that you've ascended to the land of open mindedness, welcome to being a sane person, pork is the true redpill.
>>74799854
i know man... can i send you the gas bill?
>>74799576
You devilish little fella.
Prepare for the bacon pill, there is no going back.
>Put pepper on it while it's cooking, no such thing as too much
>>74799576
you can still convert and you're cool unless you're an ethnic jew
Your parent will definitely smell that bacon tomorrow morning. That delicious bacon smell is unmistakable and will stick around your kitchen for at least 10 hours unless unless you have a boss tier stove hood/fan.
But live dangerously my Juden anon. Taste that sweet forbidden fruit. Become truly one of us.
>>74799675
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>>74799726
>>74799772
>>74799839
>>74799846
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>>74799886
Jews don't believe in hell or heaven as an after life. only sheol.
this is shit b8 m8
Vover that shit in brown sugar and bake for 30 mins at 400.
Candied bacon is god mode. Try it on a pb&j.
I hope you're going to slap that bacon on a sandwich with some butter, lad
>>74799576
No you're going to hell because you don't accept Jesus, consider doing so, you can have all the bacon and shellfish you want.
>>74800070
>Jews don't believe in hell
Real Jews do. Modern 'Jews' reject God and cling to their man-made religion.
Hell exists, regardless of what OP thinks. At least he sounds open-minded about it, which is a good start.
All that OP needs to do is read the gospel ASAP and get red pilled, and then he can enjoy all the bacon he wants to while being a child of God.
Bacon is god-tier
Speaking of it, I'm having a BLT. Good stuff.
>>74800070
>he's only pretending
Whatever. I support Semites experiencing the wonder that is bbq and bacon.
>>74799576
>jew tastes pork and converts to christianity
It's like an exorcism, except that instead of crosses and prayers it's being done with bacon and freedom.
Where the fuck do you think you are? This isn't Kikeforums. You're going to hell anyway though.
>>74800209
god isnt real grow up
>>74799576
I know that secular Jews are normally faggots but it's nice to be reassured that I'm not the only non-degenerate one.
I tried bacon before and it's alright, didn't eat it for a while, still a beef guy.
But have fun.
>>74800024
>gas bill
>>74799576
Dont fry it.
Put it on a cookie sheet and put it in the oven, THEN turn the oven on to 425 and wait for it to rurn golden.
Easier to cook that way with better results.
Source: Im a goy
Cook it in the oven. I lay my bacon flat on a baking sheet and flip it after about 10 minutes at 400 degrees.
Way easier, tastes better and less mess.
>>74800264
This is really fascinating to look at, I have to admit.
>>74800290
Not if he asks God to come in to his life and accepts Lord Jesus.
>>74800315
Are you Russian
>>74800070
>muslims don't believe in God they believe in muhmammed
SAME SHIT BAKA GAIJIN
>>74799854
You mean he lives on his parents shekels and doesn't work for shit?
Seems like he's getting all the upsides without the downsides
>downsides as in, he's gonna kill himself before the day of the rope
>>74800300
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
>>74799576
Eh, bacon's good and all and kind of a forbidden fruit to anyone who wants to stay healthy, but I don't think it's nearly sinful enough to get you to hell just from trying it once, but it will forever tempt you to take that road.
>>74799576
This is one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while
>>74799576
Check out Nightride FM on youtube.
>>74799576
You're going to hell for not believing on the Lord Jesus Christ. No rabbinic tradition or kosher laws are of any relevance. Now, Jesus didn't just die for gentiles, he died for all who believe him. He came first to the Jews (who mostly rejected him) and this message was later sent to the gentiles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5z6HlFH48
Retro wave is king, all else is garbage. "Retro synth" sounds like it is retro wave, but wants to sound more avant garde and underground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHaQysq4S0U
>>74800385
Actually am yes wtf.
>>74799576
>Le current year
>being a secular Jew
Nice meme. I eat bacon all the time as well.
>>74800231
You're a shit Christian if you don't know the delineation between hell and sheol
Reform Jews aka I want the networking but none of the religion
I thought Jews don't believe in hell
>>74799576
Excellent choice in music my jewish friend.
>>74799576
Beer is shit.
Not only is it fuckloaded with carbs, but it will give you a crazy beer belly.
Hard liquors like Vodka and Gin all the way.
>>74800599
nice sounds muh comrade
>>74800029
THIS
>>74800070
My first thought as well. Gf is jewish and hell does not exist to her. Even mudslimes go to heaven.
Oven bacon best bacon. I usually put it on a baking sheet and leave it in for 20 mins on 180 degrees celsius.
I am a fan of retro synth, here's some more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJxb_ftj3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG1rl6t0UUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDF8b5I3NKw
Enjoy hell.
>>74800827
>beer
>shit
By your logic, all good is shit because of the carbs. It's about moderation you dumb nigger.
>>74800827
Faggot.
>>74800738
I don't give a shit what you think to be perfectly honest.
>>74799576
That's a lotta bacon
>>74800924
thanks muh goy nigga, gonna try it now.
>>74800933
>>74800928
Yes moderation is important, but why consume an inferior beverage with significantly lower alcohol percentage that is high in calories and carbs, when you can consume a far superior, higher proof alcohol that will have similar effects with much lower dosage?
Its a no-brainer.
>>74800986
that's a normal package of bacon in burgerland
>>74800924
I love Dance with the Dead. The Shape is my favorite album. All those raw power metal-inspired guitar riffs, gets me hard.
>>74801115
Because I don't always want to get drunk and because beer is about the flavor?
>>74801115
>higher proof alcohol
Do Amerifats have this?
>9% lager
>>74799698
This. You've been missing out you fucking kike
>>74801252
IPAs my Muslim friend. Depending on the brand and style, you can get 10% beers
Dont burn it to a crisp you pleb
>>74801115
Today is the day you learned the caloric difference is negligible and the majority of the calories in both drinks come from alcohol
>>74800087
Says the fag who doesnt even want to taste the bacon.
>>74801115
I just read that in the voice of Alan Partridge, and it's abso-bloody-exactly bang on.
>>74799726
>fee
>>74801252
check out our fortified wines and malt liquors
>>74799576
Do you what's better than fried bacon? Smoked bacon.
Here's what you do... get about 1/4 lb of oak chips and put them in a small tray in the bottom of your oven. Set the oven to a fairly low temperature, around 250 degrees Fahrenheit. Then get a metal drying rack like you'd use to cool something you'd just pulled out of the oven and put it on a baking sheet. Spread the bacon out on the drying rack so the air can circulate around it and slide it into your oven on a rack above the wood chips and... and this is CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT... you need to make sure the bacon doesn't fall off the rack, so you'll need to crawl into the oven and hold it in place while it smokes. Stay in there with it for anywhere from 8-24 hrs depending on the level of smokiness desired, then enjoy your delicious smoked treat washed down with a couple of those classy PBRs! Cheers!
>>74801407
Wrong. In beer, it comes from the wheat, barley, hoppes, etc. yes, alcohol adds to it, but it isn't the main component. Hence why a shot of whiskey can be around 70 calories.
>>74799576
>Pabst
Enjoy your pisswater.
>>74799576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9tX4eHztY
Play this while you do it.
>>74801551
70 calories at 40% ABC while a beer at 4% ABV can be 150 calories.
>>74799576
yes you are going to hell but it has got nothing to do with bacon
>>74801194
Hey if you want to drink different shades of piss, be my guest.
>>74801252
Most beers in America have a crappy 4%-6% alcohol range. I think the highest I've seen at a supermarket is Flying Dog Brewery's "Double Dog" beer with 11.5% alcohol.
>>74801710
>all beer is bad because I'm an alcoholic
Kys
OP, can you post a picture of your floor? I want to see what it looks like.
>>74799576
salo with vodka is best
>>74801551
The standard shot is 1.5 oz and for a whisky like Jack youre looking at 100 calories.
Further, you seem to be missing the concept of "by volume" in abv, hence 4% in a 12oz light beer is about the equivalent of a shot of 80 proof liquor.
But you're just a special kind of dumb so I'll leave you be.
>>74801793
what country is this?
>>74801787
it actually looks pretty and made of wood coz my parents made it duh sorry for grammar mistakes im drunk
Bacon is overrated, tenderloin and ribs are far better.
>>74802080
>what country is this?
i dont know why dont you just look at the file name and posters flag
>>74802098
Can you take a picture of it?
>>74802184
yea, nothing shows up... kinda weird
>>74799576
Well, as de Lord (read actually le sky daddy) furthered His development by the great commandment no. There is this kind of secret thing, that is secret when putting this sort of question in some cases, so that can't be based.
>>74802080
Ukraine
>>74802339
who?
>>74802243
nah too lazy, sorry
>>74802364
that country
>>74799886
Baptised by Bacon.
I like it.
>>74799576
>gonna fry that bacon bitch when parents go to sleep
How are you going to pull that off?
Great, now I want bacon.
>>74799576
>Jewish
>NEET
wut?
Shouldn't you be out there making millions on Wall Street?
Or selling dental paste?
Or yawning your way through law school?
What the fuck man?
>>74799576
>Will I go to hell for breaking dietary laws?
No, you're not a Muslim. Jews don't even go to hell, fampai.
>>74802398
never heard of it
>>74802424
He's going to get double circumcised for this one
>>74802539
no suprise, you're an american
>>74799576
It is not what goes into a body that makes a man unclean but what comes out.
>>74802659
Oh! Now I get it!
You're Russia #2!
>>74802707
ohhh is that what that is? I thought russia had a red and blue flag...
>>74801421
I laughed out loud. Bloody lovely.
>>74802747
No, no you see Russia had a civil war and now there's two of them
Russia #1 is the one Putin rules
Russia #2 is the one that keeps shooting down airplanes
>>74802858
ahh makes sense
>>74802707
>>74802747
so boring why i even reply
>>74802939
Don't be mad, just because you're the smaller Russia doesn't mean you should feel insecure
>>74803143
If you werent ignorant american you would know Ukraine has rich independent history of 25 years. Now go have your daily burger.
>>74802080
Russia.
>>74803202
butthurt levels detected
initiating annexation
This thread just made me fancy a beer, but it's only 8:26am where I am. Ah fuck it.
>>74803202
>Rich independent history
>>74802539
The Jews tried their own holocaust there.
I'm such a poor fuck. I just made a pack of bacon last for a week, using it as the only tasty ingredient in chicken wraps.
Do you want to know he'll son, it's cooking an enormous pile of bacon and not treating yourself to a single tasty strip unless it's wrapped up with faggy green shit.
>3$ pack of Walmart bacon, all of my instincts scream at me to immediately eat all this greasy protein
>Seething wojak goyim portioning cooked bacon
>>74803509
u wat m8? wtf? lool
>>74802023
>mistakes proof and %
>calls me dumb
Okay nigger. Keep being wrong
>>74799886
>subject
>christian
http://www.conservapedia.com/Godless_Britain_and_alcoholism
http://www.conservapedia.com/Britain_and_morality
http://www.conservapedia.com/Godless_Britain_and_child_pornography
http://www.conservapedia.com/Godless_Britain_and_child_pornography
http://www.conservapedia.com/Mystery:Why_is_England_More_Liberal_than_the_United_States%3F
http://www.conservapedia.com/Bestiality_and_Britain
http://www.conservapedia.com/United_Kingdom_and_obesity
>>74802854
the only thing missing was "It's saa-aaa-aaad" at the end of his sentence
