imagine being a brit
>>74798082
nowhere near enough salad in that kebab
the indians didn't come up with designate shitting streets on their own, you know
>>74798082
Sounds awful.
>>74798082
>muh Northern European Supremacy
Face it, you guys were essentially niggers until the Roman Empire civilized you.
IT'S SHITE BEING BRITISH
Stay salty
>>74798082
no thanks
>>74798082
You'd let her on the far left give you a gobble though M8.
>Be British
>Hate British girls
>Somehow find a QT Korean to be my GF
Haha lads, I'm off. Don't care if I spend 20 hours a day working, it beats living in this shit-stain of an island
ANNOW ROIT LOIK WHEN CAN OI 'AHV A GOBB'L ON ME FANNEH?
>>74798082
I was in UK once, its awful and there are alot of muslims + women are ugly. India is fucking 1st world country compared to Bongistan.
>>74798082
imagine being an american
>>74798642
Yeah I hate going to India M8, there's a lot of Indians.
?
That's like imagining being politically correct 24/7 while having buck teeth.
Pretty degenerate.
>>74798666
nice try satan, america is 1000x better than bongabad
>>74798082
Still better than being filled to the brim with SJWs
these are 7/10s in britain
>>74798666
>imagine
>>74798742
thats an 8/10 in britain
>>74798770
You already are plus millions of mudkikes.
>>74798082
What the hell is wrong with British women? They're like real life gargoyles.
>>74798082
I'd use my accent and superior dental health to steal what little attractive women they have left.
>>74798880
Anglos simply have inferior genetics when it comes to attractiveness.
oi ya wanker fill up me drink innit
>>74798408
that can't be real
What are they eating?
It's only a matter of time before someone posts a picture of Emma Watson to try and convince us that not ALL their women are ugly just 99%
>>74798903
You're more likely to get glassed than fucked when people hear your accent.
>>74798993
how is vikernes pronounced
Also Brits are fucking pussies with knife bins and guns are illegal.
And we're supposed to listen to Brits?
>>74798666
Who's this semen demon?
>>74799059
>We do not tolerate American-Freedom in our Sharia Zone!!!
>>74799106
it sounds like you mainly listen to shit on /pol/
rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...
OI MATE ME TEETH ARE YELLO
>>74799059
British girls don't like a southern accent?
>>74798082
I come from a third world shithole and I'd still rather kill myself than live in Britain.
Worst country in Europe...maybe slightly better than Albania or some other South-East European non-country.
>>74798082
>some drunk slags on a hen night in a kebab shop
>all Brits are this
good one dumb tubby
I know I am neither a slag, drunk or eat kebabs, are you neither dumb nor fat?
>>74799196
>14 year old mum
I don't understand why brits, euros and americans are always fighting each other. We're all fucked
now you know why the brits are so fond of pederasty.
Imagine being a Brit?
Fookin' glorious.
>>74798846
7.3 actually
God, English girls are disgusting. This is why I'm dating a qt Polish girl and I've only dated Eastern Europeans in the past.
>>74799293
>oi listen 'ere roight! we not all lookin' like this oi?! yeah so ye best be apoligizin' before I bash ur nan in!
4chan has to post alcoholic proles to try and make us look bad.
We gave the world everything of value, show some respect.
>>74799238
No, it's a meme that gets peddled for some reason.
Knew an American that got phlegmed on when he tried to chat up women. Ended up getting thrown out of.
>>74798082
>>74799318
i don't understand why some pictures of people enjoying themselves trigger some american basement dwellers so much
the current population of /pol/ americans is the most repressed, prudish bunch of walking anuses since the salem witch trials
Our theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo
>>74799173
Prove me wrong
All the Brits agreeing with this threads sentiments, are you all dirt poor and live in council estates? I am rich and never come across filthy or ugly people, stop watching programs about people on the dole.
>>74798082
no thanks, I'm already miserable.
>>74799376
Wut you fookin say mate?
>>74799293
>you
>>74799598
Your updated theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>74798846
fuckin' slags ready for a good pork
>>74799574
Ah well I'm not really southern, so I'll have to remember not to try a southern accent on girls if I visit.
>>74798082
filthy slags.
but seriously, i can post pics of fat americans all day and that wouldn't prove anything. with brits this isn't different.
>>74798082
Obligatory
>>74799704
>>74799108
LaTenquisha Brown
>ma feet 'urt
>'ope ma beer is safe :)
>>74798993
It's not
>>74798082
I don't have to. I'm /fit/ and moved to Massachusetts from California and women all over the place look like that. Either that or they're almost slender with mega kankles. Is this why they call this place New England? What the fuck is wrong with the genetics here? Everyone has a pudgy face or barely a strong jawline. Fitness and defined features are rare here. There are ugly people in Cali, sure, but what the fuck, massholes. Explain yourselves.
>>74798642
designated
>>74799537
Those days are long gone and never coming back.
It's all downhill from here, Nigel...or more likely, Muhammad
Ay lads check out the dirty pillow on that one innit!
>>74799925
>>74799614
You're rich by bong standards, which means you can't afford a car and you live in a concrete walled apartment complex above an all-night curry shop.
Have fun never having a yard.
Some top bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU
>>74800054
Rekt 'im good, m8
>>74799753
Washington was British you nonce.
57mn white Americans are British.
>>74799614
The only decent birds are the uni crowd and they're all prudish leftists.
I like a fat pair of tits personally so I tend to go for mucky tarts
BUNCH OF FUCKING SUBJECTS
YOU NEVER HAD FREEDOM, OF COURSE YOU'D ACCEPT KNIFE BINS AND SHARIA LAW YOU COWARD SUBJECTS
>>74798666
>IMAGINE IT
>>74798082
The one on the left is fit.
>>74799648
She's a solid 8/10
>>74800003
If the one on the right wasn't a fatty shed be a 9/10
>>74799196
The men are a little faggy looking but not irredeemable.
The grandma looks like a gargoyle (and at least twice her age).
The mum looks like a 28 year old methhead with downs syndrome.
Wtf bongs
>>74800280
You're not making a strong case for your fellow countrymen.
liverpool horse race is bretty great
>>74800210
Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something new to this wonderful year;
To honor we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
As free as a son of the wave, a savage would never understand.
>>74800003
My real side is sad as fuck because the right one would be beautiful if she was thin and just stop herself from eating like a hippo.My internet side likes it
>>74799604
guns aren't illegal, just restricted.
there are 700,000 legal gun owners in england and wales.
there, you're wrong.
now try going outside for a while.
>>74800364
Innit gr8, m8? ;^)
>>74799617
you haven't even scratched the surface of miserable until you come to a British seaside town.
>>74799196
>she is 30
good god
>>74800359
They're to my taste also my 'fellow country men' are either chucks or pakis so idgaf
>>74800428
I'm one of them. Protection against Kebabs and Bananas.
>>74800054
>>74800364
What the fuck is wrong with british women's skin? Something is really weird about it in all of these pictures.
>>74800364
The one on the right is ugly.
Mutton dressed and lamb
>>74800003
birdy on the right just needs to lose 150 lbs and she'd be fit for neckin m8
>>74798742
Maisey Williams?
>>74798408
>it's not in French nor German or even spanish but in arabic, hebrew and fucking klingon
>>74799925
It's all downhill from here, Cleetus...or more likely, Paco
>>74800497
If you're gonna post these shitty b8 pics, at least have one semi-reasonable
>>74800513
thick makeup to hide (attempt) their horrible uglyness.
Americans must be slightly peeved that even with all the modern technology their empire still pales in comparison to ours.
>>74798082
According to Coulter the US is mostly anglo. Even Obummer is an anglo mutt and all of our presidents have been partly or pure anglo.
Our whites are anglos or German anglos.
Sadly we're getting invaded by spics but Trump seems to be redpilled on immigration and will hopefully devote himself to changing it if he gets in.
>>74800054
>there are some people who actually believe this
>>74800513
It's a combination of flabby skin and too much fake tan
>>74798082
No thank you.
>>74799059
>glass Americans
>allow mudslimes to rape children
Only in britainstan
time for a group photo innit
>>74800653
>>74800771
sigh...
rolling
>>74800447
Yeah like Blackpool. I had to stay there during an apprenticeship in engineering a few years back.
Its weird to think but in an alternate timeline it's now the headquarters of the Luftwaffe in northern Europe and a glorious Hakenkreuz is attached to the sides of the tower.
>I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home!
>>74800771
Far right is 6.5/10 rest are sub 4/10s
Anything over 5 is doable
>>74800760
>live in 62% white country
>talk shit about europe
only in aframerica
>>74798082
damn that's a lot of ugly in one picture
>>74800695
We're too scared to colonize for some reason.
We need to send the mexicans to the middle east to colonize.
>>74798159
>kebabs are basically british cuisine at this point
fucking sad m8
>>74800695
>any european nation
>still having an empire
all I know is that we French still have some hold in parts of Africa but that's about it
>>74800760
Pakis deliver my kebabs so they get a pass.
Americans do nothing.
>>74800894
Look my boy, a runners best time goes off his quickest, not the last race he ran.
>>74799704
>fuckin' slags ready for a good pork
One of them looks like they've already eaten all the pork.
>>74798666
Who's this sperm whale?
>>74799734
he's just being a retard, don't liten to him
>>74800825
>dental health
>>74800695
you colonized only to get away from your slags
>>74800364
British Kardashians
I wish non Bongs could understand what it's like to be a proud Brit. Everything is terrible and I absolutely love it.
http://i.imgur.com/g19vTEt.jpg
>>74798082
Yeah haha, imagine
>>74799064
Vee-ker-nes
>>74801055
This is what a non-Brit will never understand, we're only happy when we're miserable.
>>74801055
checked and keked
>>74799238
Some american was shouting at a group of squaddies and got glassed with an ashtray in a nightclub I was in last Friday
>>74798248
What the actual fucking fuck
>>74801055
>Everything is terrible and I absolutely love it.
Sounds pretty great desu. Americans are so fucking optimistic and boorish.
>>74801055
CHECKED
>>74799376
Your current Queen is responsible for the decline of the empire and the import of shitskins.
Isn't it great that her post is until death?
>>74801055
Checked
>>74799574
Kek. Where you from
>>74798082
I feel sick just imagining it
>>74800389
there's a brown guy trying to steal your soldier's wallet even in your fucking propaganda, mate
>>74801263
She's not responsible for anything she just looked on as it happened
>>74801191
so you're basically non suicidal russians
>>74798666
satan digits
I want to get drunk with her. She'll probably vote for Trump.
>>74801055
>>74800530
I don't think you know what that means m8, they're ugly not old
>>74800364
A scouse ascot? Reeee scouters get off my england
>>74799238
>British girls
not even once anon
What's a good brit porn star? I'm finna a wank
hehe, yeah... imagine
;_;
>>74798666
A fine patriotic American!
How does the British class divide look to a Yank?
Dress them up however you like, all the women posted in this thread are undoubtedly working class. Could you tell?
>>74801401
Ie responsible
>>74801441
Is that Schumer?
>>74801692
In the same way that you caused a car crash if you saw it, yeah
>>74800883
Nah mate, kebabs are still greek. That's like saying noodles are American cuisine because chinks came over to America and opened takeaways. British cuisine is roasted meats and mustard.
>>74798082
i too could post pictures of the worst america has to offer
fucking yanks
>>74798408
is this real?
>>74801740
I can't physically stop a car crash, the queen 100% could stop the rapist mudslime infestation. She's a knight of Malta anyways
>>74801665
You are all chavs with the occasional James Bond.
>>74801665
You have royalty, and then regular jackoffs.
You like your royalty to represent your country, but it doesn't. These skanks do.
>>74800173
For your consumption
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
>>74801753
Gyros and souvlaki is Greek. kebab is roach filth, that's what my denbts friends say
>>74801813
>>74801816
>t. never been out of the USA
>>74801665
Honestly looks exactly like American working class.
Except most of these examples dress a lot nicer.
>>74801800
no
>>74798248
Why don't we take our nig nogs and send them to the UK? They're cucked enough to do this, they'd take our nig nogs.
>>74800999
i am in tears
>>74798082
They hit their peaks at what? 11, or 12 years old? all down hill form there.
>>74798666
whats with this post. i see no problems
>>74801803
She's got no political power, aside from asking people to rise up there's nothing she could legally do to change parliamentary or EU laws
>>74801292
Dagenham. I work in a pub. There was some American mouthing off a month or so, he had his family with him. After he left a couple of the regulars followed him out and jumped him in front of his missus and kids.
Get a butchers hook at these fookin' dubs lads.
>>74798082
>>74801953
I second this. Deport all undesirables to Europe
>>74801953
Gopd thinking m8, their slags could use a bit of the ole in out in out
>>74802011
DUBS! LOOK AT THE DUBS!!!!
>>74801869
I mean I passed through London on the way to interesting places, but the man was asking about stereotypes in the USA.
>limey reading comprehension.
>>74802010
So it was for being a mouthy fuckface, not for being a yank.
We do that here, you know.
>>74802011
>>74801055
Christ, our women are shit but kek still loves us
>>74801055
noice 1 m8
>>74798082
Why do they all look so ugly, inbred and retarded?
>>74802064
looked to me like he was asking a serious question as to how the british class divide looks from the outside. not begging for stereotypes
>americlap reading comprehension
>>74802019
fucking dying
Oh shit anon
>>74800497
hahahaha hoo-ha
>>74801987
She could easily say "these people are forever changing the demographics of our once pure ethnic homogeneous homeland. They are rapist and welfare leeches. Just kill them"
>>74800999
first result googling for american woman
pic related was second result
Good 'ol bong thread
>>74801913
still hope president trump will nuke your ISIS shithole
>>74802120
I thought you just shot them there.
Why do britcucks and many other nonwhites drop the second E in the word breathe?
>oh my god i cant breath
>>74802297
i used to think you were cool australia
>>74802331
Good gosh that man has the most glorious hair.
>>74802297
Right that's it, you're kicked out the Commonwealth you backstabbing Aussies.
>>74801859
>implying gyros and kebabs are different
Real talk though, greeks and turks are basically the same. They fucking hate each other, but they're identical. All their food is 'lamb' and yogurt, they're all unemployed goblin-people, and neither of them are white.
>>74802260
This was the first result in google images searching "american woman"
At least she's not fat or a nigger.
oh the hufatity. will exercise and nutrition ever reach the english shores.
>>74800192
>mucky tarts
lmfao
long live Brit humor.
>>74802331
Never heard this before but I do hear Yanks saying stuff like
Innernational
Innernet
Ennertainment
>>74802415
>real talk though
Fucking hell they've got you, too
>>74799614
>tfw go to a sporting uni
truly i am blessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP-2VLQEv4c
feels good
>>74802331
What the fuck are you on about?
Bref - You've got bad breath
Breeve - I would rather not breathe
The lower class dont' attempt the 'th' entirely and pronounce it exactly like above.
Princess Grace, born in Philly PA
>>74802321
>Wasting rounds on a wispy Englishman
You're not all Vinnie Jones, lad.
>>74799309
Is this real? Disturbing to look at
>>74802260
hey, at least she is high test
>>74801055
WITNESSED
you 'aving a giggle mate?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3527989/Revellers-descend-Liverpool-s-Aintree-racecourse.html
>>74798880
You mean Mexican women.
>>74802565
What the fuck is this shit, you nonce.
>>74799196
...Britons forever are Allah's slaves
>>74802567
i get more annoyed listening to northerners (yorkshire & lancashire i think) and the way they stumble through a fucking sentence
>"anybody want to go down t'post office and get t'post?"
The woa'a in Majoka
C'mon England eat your vegetables.
>posting lower class ugly women
Gee, it's like I could almost do the same about Americans.
>>74798666
High test
>>74802120
>mouthy fuckface
>being a yank
basically the same thing. have you ever met a brit?
>>74802914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAgy2CngfY
Why do British women look and dress like whores? I just don't understand at all. Do they not believe in modesty?
>>74802825
At least until the referendum then we're set free from Merkel's refugee fest.
>>74802986
Do you even know what country you're posting from?
>>74802648
Yes, it's a Proboscis monkey.
>>74802986
they are going to start believing in modesty real soon
>>74803051
Half of their fashion looks like trashbags.
>>74802945
Have you paid your TV licence this year? Also don't forget your five a day.
>>74802985
I remember this ad
>>74802943
I sometimes eat at the pub his family owns, it's pretty expensive but the food is good. Seen him in there a couple of times too.
>>74802943
GIRUGAMESH
>>74803152
TV licence is optional unlike many countries
>five a day
huh? you mean the suggestion that you should eat 5 fruit and veg a day for healthy living? what's wrong with that, its not like you are forced to do it dummy.
>>74802413
bring it :)
>>74798082
Why are british women so trashy looking? I know they have inbred genes, but they somehow outdo American women on skanky clothes and makeup to the point where it's not even attractive.
>>74798666
Put behind me Satan!
>>74803152
You ever get around to getting unlimited internet yet?
>tfw no tacky plump chav gf
why live?
>>74798082
british women are disgusting most of them are fat
>>74798338
dude get out of the empire and go to America. We have the sun here
>>74802971
A few. Quiet for the most part except this old royal marine that hung out at my neighborhood pub a few years back.
That was a loudmouthed cunt if I've ever seen one. He was a riot though, and sold corned beef and cabage for $3/bowl every St. Patrick's Day.
But there's a difference between being a mouthy faggot and being boisterous banterer. The former is usually some petulant college kid while the latter can vary widely between age/professional categories.
Also, New England is Best England.
>>74803430
come on m8...
>>74803445
Americanisation is a real problem.
>>74798082
Why are British women so fucking ugly? And their attempt at looking classy with hats miserably fail. Look at their open toed shoes, no class.
>>74803327
>he doesnt know which 5 a day
Come on now ahmed, I'm sure you know.
>>74803152
Is this the best the abos can come up with? Your fucking government has a 5 a day scheme
>>74803570
forgot pic of an average woman here
>>74802506
The fuck are you on about
>>74802943
That spud-faced goon broke down in tears because he couldn't get amerifats to eat vegetables.
>>74802565
Holy fuck kill yourself you faggot.
>>74799309
Those monkeys look like total bros
>>74803570
>classy
>bunny rabbit ears
You been inhaling that puerto rican air again boy?
>>74803624
Castro pls go
This isn't about dagoes.
>>74803363
at least these lower class dregs actually made an effort compared to your lot
I just honestly don't get how Americans are so deluded, it's baffling to think they don't have a counter-part
>>74801055
also this is a US-UK special banter thread, other nations may leave
