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> AN 11-YEAR-OLD whizz kid has built a high spec computer from his bedroom in East London. Joshua Ngoka, from East Ham, constructed the machine in four hours after saving £600 to purchase various computer components.

This was the actual front-page of a UK newspaper that is printed and distributed within the Greater London area. You cannot make this shit up. Meme magic is real.

>http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
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>>74797631
But when white and asian kids do this nobody bats an eye
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>google the voice newspaper
>it's a "black newspaper"

Lol at London.
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my heart goes out to your dystopian wasteland of a country

god fucking damn it
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every board is now talking about this

give it a rest m8
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>>74797631
Oh fuck stop the presses some niglet figured out how to use newegg.com, this is some newsworthy shit right here
>and they call us racist
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>>74797631
>Assembles computer parts.
>Newsworthy.
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>>74797790
This
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>>74797631
Nigger found a pre-built laying around and threw a 500GB HDD in it.

He whizzkid now
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>>74797631
>The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage

HOLY SHIT
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>>74798030
Just dropping the actual frontpage image, since nobody else had.

I've had my kek's.
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>>74797790
this
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>>74797631

NEWEGG DOT COM
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>>74797631
Does Newegg and Amazon know about this?! Untapped market in semiconductors for simians.
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>>74797631
lol i did that at 13 in like 30 minutes
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>>74797631
>that 'slkgier' section
Is this like ebonics for english blacks? Because I don't understand that at all. How many tongue clicks do you have to make to say that?
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>>74797631
>3.2 Ghz
>500 GB HDD

What the hell? My $400 build has more than that.
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>ALL THE KING JOSH COMMENTS

MEME REALITY
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>>74797927
You literally have a whole month where you get black history shoved your throat you silly fat cunt.

This is a newspaper in a subsect of London for the black community
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If that kid is 11, then I'm 12 years old m8
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>>74797631
If he's an Igbo I'm not surprised, they're the least nigger of the niggers. Pretty much honorary whites
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>>74797631
>bought parts
>assembled parts
>front page news
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>>74798354
Value added tax, hombre
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>>74797631
>Black MPs supporting remain
Well that confirms it. I'm voting out.
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>>74797631
Fuck y'all. I should have gotten one aswell as I knew how to turn on a (Win 95) computer when I was 3 and attach and set up vhs recorder by the time I was 4.

FUCK THIS GAY ASS WORLD
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>>74798637
>leading black MPs
Is that not just Spear Chucka and The Toad?
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>>74797631
I did the same thing when I was 11, I mowed lawns, tended gardens and delivered newspapers, working all day every day during summer.
AMD K9 Athlon 64X2 with a 8800GT and a whopping 4GB of ram.
Where's my front page article?
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>>74797631
Fuck you this is a good thing, instead of being some gang banging scum he may actuslly contribute and not just to fill some bullshit diversity quota

This needs to be encouraged more
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Facebook comments under the article.
Oh, /pol/
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>>74797631
>Nobody in the editorial room knows anyone who assembled a computer.
I think this is the real story here.
Surprise surprise, it's a "black" newspaper.
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>>74797631
Literally what the fuck? There are youtube videos of 5 year olds doing this. It's basically putting together legos for christ sake.

I'm mad.
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>>74798901
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I made meth from two boxes of pseudo and a mountain dew bottle at the same age.

Step it up you filthy boon.
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>>74797631
>whiz kid
>windows 10
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>>74798885
Missing the point entirely, go back to /b/.
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>>74799145
What point? This is a newspaper for niggers made by niggers, they are trying to make a positive role model here for a change

This is what needs to happen so they can stop being such useless niggers and start being people
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WE WOZ
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>>74798885
He'll be a fat neckbeard browsing /pol/ as a token.
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whizznig
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>>74799281
No. This is the trophyism that has ruined kids.

>oh my god you did a simple thing look at you you're a genius good job oh our little einstein!
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We really have the dumbest blacks in the world

Watch this to see the intelligence of David Lammy, a Member of Parliament:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsR4Nx-ELgc

>Q: Who succeeded Henry VIII?
>A: Henry VII
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>Slkgier
>lskfksj skfji ksfjskju skfji ksfjks ksjgie
>yfw you accidentally lean on your keyboard and publish your newspaper
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>>74799281
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>>74797631
As if I needed another confirmation that old media is dead.
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>>74798448
Reported.
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>>74799422
> 2016
> Not speaking to JEEESSUS in tongues.

Slkgier lskfksj skfji ksfjskju skfji ksfjks ksjgie
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>>74798230
Criminally underrated
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>>74799392
He's a nigger and for them he has actually accomplished something

This is a positive thing, at least the front page story for this black paper isn't some blm bullshit
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>>74798885
Na, he's probably gonna end up as one of those autistic nigras who writes Kingdom Hearts fanfiction for a living.
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>Wow king Josh. Uncle is very of you so much. I need to visit you soon. Am glad you did not buy your self £200 worth of chocolate.

>Guys this is the great minds of the future.
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The title might as well read

>whiz kid builds castle out of legos
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>>74797631
Did anyone else read that as 'WUZZKID'?
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>>74799626
>he has actually accomplished something
That's not an accomplishment. It's chorework.
And accomplishment would be getting an N64 emulator to run properly on RasPi.
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>>74799733
*An accomplishment*
scuse my durr
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Every time a nigger does something cool, it gets in the news.

Meanwhile, I know an 8 year old that builds computers for a fucking living. AN 8 YEAR OLD WITH A SALARY.
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>>74797631

>His dad built his first one when he was 24
>my son cut that time into only 11 yrs old

The Kids mom says...

Muh Sides...
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>>74799733
You didn't read all of my post, it's defiantly an accomplishment for a nigger living in East London to be building a computer at 11 because it also means he's likely to be one of the few who actually tries in school

East London is like Detroit
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>>74799950
*definitely

fucking autocorrect
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>>74798384
Ehh sorry to tell you but we have black history month too. Source: primary school, secondary school, college, and university over the last 18 years.
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>>74797905
it's a nigger thing

the school newspaper for the local hbcu is also called the voice
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>>74799950
Have you ever been to Detroit?
I have. Let me tell you, nothing in London comes close to the real McCoy.

An accomplishment for nigs is to stop nigging, like Mr.Sotomayor.
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>>74800035
It's just history for you at this point, isn't it?
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>>74797631
>Assembling a computer is basically like messing with electric legos now
>Dumb people that don't understand computers think he literally built a super computer from soldering circuits etc
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>>74799950
No, it's still not an accomplishment. You're just lowering your standards for what constitutes an accomplishment, which is racist.
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>>74797631
Nigger doing what whites consider a weekend hobby is newsworthy
UK YES
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>>74798054
Does anyone have the version of this with the ISIS flag in the corner, and the guy just uses a rock to beat the shit out of the clock?
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>>74800198
What, you don't have a silicon oven in the basement?
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>>74800366
Us white folk need the space for OTHER kinds of ovens, if you know what I mean.
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>>74800198
>>Assembling a computer is basically like messing with electric legos now
False. To build a computer, you need to know the basics of electronics to connect all the wires. You need to know basic programming to program the BIOS and install Windows. You need to have a lot of patience, and if something goes wrong, you need to troubleshoot it yourself.

Building a PC isn't incredibly difficult, but I dare say that no one in this thread could've done it when they were 11.
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>black people are so dumb that they get front page news when they assemble a a computer from parts

assembling a computer is easier then building fucking a lego house for fuck sakes
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>>74800152
Its basically Detroit in a country with near enough no civilian access to guns, niggers stab each other almost as much as people get shot in Detroit and there is as much if not more drug dealing because of all the Turks bringing heroin
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>>74800477
This is a troll right? None of what you said is true
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>>74797790
I'm Indian, which I guess is Asian in the American demographic, and I remember swapping out 3d accelerators when I was 12. Now, I know that's a year too late, but that's because I had no need nor any resources to build computers. We were a new immigrant family.

I guess the bar is set a bit low for the nogs. :(
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>>74800477
When I was 11, it was 1996, and what you say is exactly true. No way most of these tards could have worked with what we had back then. I needed help from my older brother-in-law for example.
Ahhh, Windows 95!
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>>74800477
It's the current year fuck shit, you can google and find tutorials on anything.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2485172,00.asp
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When will this genius get a scholarship to MIT?
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Is UK even real?

This is too satire to be real

>>74800477
>Flag
>akabur jewish post

Have you actually ever built a computer using parts from newegg?
It literally is putting together lego's
>Building a pc is incredibly difficult
>No one in the thread coud've done it when they were 11

Nigga I had to crack WPA with backtracker when I was 13 because my parents didn't believe in wifi

I've known people who built their first computer's at 9
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>>74800568
>>74799950
>>74799626

Don't you miss Reddit? It has voting and points unlike 4chan. You should probably go back.
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>>74800626
Gotta be sarcasm, gotta be.
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>>74800755
>ifunny.co
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>>74800477
I did it when I was 8.
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>>74800781
Me or the swede?
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I built my computer while blasted drunk
Its adult legos
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>>74800477
>Need to know basic programming

Ah you blew it, nice attempt though.
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>>74800854
The Swede obviously, he's talking like he hasn't seen a computer since the 90s.
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>>74800477

Don't forget to apply your thermal compound!
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>>74798384
We limit it to a month

What's with your Ahmed appreciation year?
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>>74800687
Yeah, no...
This guy is right. >>74800198 In fact, I had a smile reading his post, because I've described it the exact same way.
The only thing about building computers, or even fixing cars or building anything, is that you need the confidence. I have an 8 year-old nephew and I'm sure he can assemble a computer if I gave him some supervision. It's not that fucking hard.

The only remotely difficult thing is the power-supply calculation and connections. That's it.
I've built two this year.
>>74800477
We're the same age.
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I've never heard of this paper. It must be really, really shitty.
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>>74799292
GAY CODEBREAKERS AN SHIT BRUV
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>>74800934

The only difference with computers in the 90s was less standardisation of parts.
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>>74797631
>buy computer parts
>google how to put it together
>eventually get it right
>profit
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>>74797631
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>>74800477
i used to scavenge old 95/NT computers people tossed out and make them into new 98/XP machines.

i was maybe 8-10 at the time. it takes none of what you said.
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>>74800477
>bios is programming
I can't tell if Swedish flags are just trolls or real Swedes.
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>>74799730
Underrated port
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*the black man is amazed by what the white man has built*

you built this?

*white guy hands it to the black guy*

*white guy walks off*

NO. I BUILT THIS.
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>>74801013
>Yeah, no...
Yeah, yeah.
Shit was complicated back in those days. This is when you still had to power your shit down to plug in a mouse and install drivers individually into the correct place yourself without fly-by-wire.
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>>74797631
At least they're doing something productive
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>>74800997
That may look a bit messy, but I know some professional PC makers who do it like that. Getting a clean connection between the pins and the thermal paste increases efficiency by transferring heat directly from the electrons.

>>74801013
>We're the same age.
What is an 11-year-old doing on /pol/?
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>>74800714
>Be Anglo-jiggaboo
>be applyin in sheit
>think bout dat havahd
>apply online
>fillin out muh esayy n sheit
>"I builts me a computa, gimme reparations"

Welcome to Harvard!
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>>74797631
i build my first pc when i was 7. I found the party in some bushes near a forest.
Case without sidecover, amd athlon 1,2ghz and 512mb sdram. my cool and fast 80gb seagate, my nvidia gforce 4 card and my mini usb card reader with a 2gb card that i used as a backup. C&C generals and cossacks back to war were my first games.

i had to download windowsXP for a week with 46kb/s connection and i bought a shiny new dvd to make it bootable.

shit was cash
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>>74800035
>Managed to get through school without learning that niggers existed.
I can't be the only one who was shocked to see a negro upon entering Sheffield.
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>>74800477
its all agreed this guy is a complete retard

but i want to know where to find more lewd jasmine
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>>74799281
They can never be people. They are not people. Making them try over and over at something they will always fail at and ignoring the reality that there are some things they just aren't suited for is only hurting them. If you care about the suffering of other living beings you'd stop hurting them like this.

Send them back to Africa, stop interfering with their technological development. Either they adapt and become compatible with modern society, or they perish.
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>>74801362
>paheal has existed since 2007 and people STILL don't know about it
How? Fucking how?
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>>74798541
Because he didn't steal them
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>>74800647

How you likin' the loos over here? Do they frighten you? Are you even using them?
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>>74799281
this is the equivalent as having an 11 year old on the front page saying that there a master chef and super talented because they made boxed kraft mac n cheese
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you go gorilla bits
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>>74797631
>in other news amazing 10 year old African american kid genius builds a PS4 setup using only a TV a HDMI cable and a PS4
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>>74797631
Boy have friends who do that and they aren't on any front cover
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>>74801362
Im sorry, but are you fucking retarded?
Princess Trainer dipshit, go to /aco/ or use fucking google "Jasmine rule 34"
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>>74797631
I build computers constantly, in 11 minutes infact, I own atleast 13 computers, where is my money?
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>>74801514
who says he didn't though?
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>>74801620
IM GONNA GOOGLE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
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>>74797631
I literally was doing the maintenance and replacing parts for the computers in my elementary school at his age, it's fucking lego, why are we congratulating niggers on figuring out how lego works?
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>>74797631
I don't think the real thing here is an 11 year old building a computer but showing enough discipline at that age to save money for it.
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>>74797631
>constructed the machine in four hours after saving £600 to purchase various computer components.
is this supposed to be impressive?
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>>74801637
>where is my money?
Ask Newegg/Tiger Direct/Amazon.
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>>74801637
are you a nigger?
if so check the mailbox for your gibsmedats.
If you are white/asian you better start building a fully functional Gunbuster from scratch to get to a footnote in your local newspaper.
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>>74801610
>Boy
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>>74801756
kek, these stock photos get me every time
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>>74801002
Ahmed appreciation year is only (CURRENT YEAR)
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>>74800477
Nigger you're so fucking stuipd. This isn't the commador 64 days where if you needed to do math you programmed your own calculator.

Most of that shit is piss easy or has a manual that tells you where these cords and plugs go, it's stupid simple.

Only reason you'd ever think any of this shit is if you haven't upgraded your hardware since windows 3.1 came out.
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>>74800301
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>>74801758
>$ on the caucasian mock shirt
I am ok with this
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>>74800194
3rd times the charm
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>>74801592
HOLY SHIT

SOURCE????
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>>74797631
well, kids are smarter than we take them for
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>>74801760
>Be nigger.
>Build computer.
>$$$.

>Be White.
>Open up an entirely new branch of technological progress.
>Tumbleweed.gif
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>>74801737
>"whizzkid"

No, it's implying exactly what people think it's implying.
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>>74801729
>IM GONNA GOOGLE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
It's nothing but that 70's show meme's

I was expecting more foot fetish anal porn.
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>>74801881
you triple nigger i was going to post that.
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>>74801514
Kek, now it makes sense, thanks for enlightening me.
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>>74799950
>The soft bigotry of low expectations

They will never progress so long as they are praised for doing simple shit as if that is a big enough accomplishment.
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>>74801362
>but i want to know where to find more lewd jasmine
Nowhere, peasant. Shoo.

>>74801804
>Nigger you're so fucking stuipd. This isn't the commador 64 days where if you needed to do math you programmed your own calculator.
Of course not. iPads and modern apps have made programming obsolete. That's what makes it so impressive: A young kid who willingly experiments with old technology.
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>>74797631
Why is nobody asking how he saved fucking 600 quid? Whats his pocket money? Fucking 50quid a week?
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>>74801883
>Any Caucasian joke ever
"Hahaha,I know, we ARE so white"
>Any joke at others expense
"That's racist"
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Bill Gates is calling. He needs a nig who knows why bikes are stolen so his computers can track the thieves.
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>>74801275
mfw niggaz bein trolled by dis nigga
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>>74797631

Sure, all he has to do was order compatible components from the extensive step by step instructions online and plug them into the only slots they will fit but in fairness, plugging components into the places they are designed to be plugged into is a great feat for a negro; especially a pure bread adolescent negro.
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>>74802096
How about the fact he's like twice the size of a typical 11 year old?
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>>74802068
>computer
>old tech
as expected of the undisputed cuck king of europe.
/g/ would have you beheaded for such awful bait you know?
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>>74797790
Well when a human builds something its nothing unusual, but when a chimp builds something then we have something to talk about
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>>74802218

It's possible to put RAM in the less than ideal slots.
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>>74802068
>somebody
>please look at me
>tell me I'm stupid
>just give me a (you)
>please
>It's the only validation I have in life
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>>74802229
Okay. List one programming problem that can't be solved with simple apps.
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>>74801892
Its all over salom, polygon, BBC and all your favorite left wing news channels my good friend.
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>>74802068
Listen here captain sweden just because you just want to gargle down kid whizz jizz doesn't mean what he did is by any means impressive.
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>>74802249
True. That gorilla that lit a fire and roasted marshmallows on a stick was pretty interesting.
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>age 16

>builds robot that robs liquor store
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>>74797631
I'm so proud to be British, the fact we have geniuses like Joshua in our country really makes me inspired. He's going to do great things for this country, he might even go to space!
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>>74800647
>Now, I know that's a year poo late, but that's because I had no need nor any resources to build compooters.
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>>74802249
>>74802400
i have been waiting to use this meme for almost a week now.
it is my time to shine.
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>>74802448
The only space he's going to is a confined one with a slot for a food tray.
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WE WUZ PROGRAMMURZ AN COMPUTAH TECHNISHUNZ AN SHIET
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oh come on /pol/ dont be so damn harsh, im 25 and never built a computer in my life. this kid can good for him!
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>>74798354
You didn't have to pay a tax tax on your tax tax license fee fine tax.
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>>74798518
t. scheming igbo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2dJvqU2_x4

Here, we're all whizz computer geniuses in just barely under 30 minutes.

>>74802558
That's because you're a stupid piece of shit.
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>>74797631
Haha is this for fucking real??
Holy shit I am laffin.
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I know we like to troll and everything on here and say "lol black people". But thats honestly pretty impressive. Those are great stats for a first computer build. And hes only 11! Any of you claiming you built one when you were that age are lying fucks. Most people go to college to learn that shit.
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>>74797631

>4 hours

so even the most talented of niggers is still a complete fucking retard?

if someone told me it took them a whole fucking 4 hours to build a rig, I'd laugh in their face. it shouldn't take more than 20 to assemble it, and less than an hour after that to have EVERYTHING installed
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>>74802713
You don't have to go to college to watch a build tutorial on YouTube.
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How's that so fucking special? I don't get it. The parts are literally made so you can't fuck them up.
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>>74801536 >>74802481
The loos are always nice. I have to fight the urge to not shit on the street, but you know what? It's the white man's country. I'll respect his laws. Loos or no loos.

>>74800687
I got my posts messed up, the "Yeah, no" part was for the Swecuck.

I mean the "We're the same age." part for you.

>>74800477
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>>74802713
grade school is for you niggers like college.
stop fucking lyin you black piece of shit
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>>74802713

(you)
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>>74802756
>it shouldn't take more than 20 to assemble it,
Unless your GPU is DOA.
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>>74797631
today to be considered intelligent you just need to do ok and be black/brown
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>>74802027

Omg Dean, he just said the triple N word!
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>>74802713
You silly ameriburger he built the computer the same way i built my dishwasher by connecting it to the electric plug.
Im also a nigger where is my media coverage by the way?
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>>74802713

.....Putting together a computer is turning 8-10 screws, inserting card A into slot A, and then plugging in cables.

Jesus christ, the motherboards even come with books. If you can READ and you have hands, you could go to an electronics store and build your own rig with zero experience.
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>>74800647
fuck out of north america, our lands cannot handle your poo
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>>74797631
>clockmed all over again
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>>74797631

the fuck?

I built my first rig when I was 6.
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>>74797631
I don't get it, it's just putting the pieces together, literally lego-tier

it's not like he fabricated the parts
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I'm black and I built my own PC at 12, where's my article?

Fucking britbongs.
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>>74802913
before anyone replies i want to clarify that im just joking
[spoiler] I don't have a dishwasher [/spoiler]
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>>74803070
plugging a stolen cord in a stolen pc doesnt make it selfbuild.

nigger
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WE WAS ELECTRICUL CIRCUTS N SHIT
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>>74802526
sauce on gooktoon TM?
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>>74802865
I wish it was still like the 90s. Assembling is so boring now. I mean the components look nicer, but the assembly is yawnish as hell. I was on MDPV on my last build and hated living through the whole experience. Once it was up and running and I could get to Gelbooru all was well, but holy shit the build...
No sense of accomplishment like in the old days. It's like going from Techic to Duplo.
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>>74803146
I wasn't plugging in neon REFUGEES WELCOME signs, though.

Kraut
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>>74801536
they prefer to poo in bowl http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-want-plop-adoms-that-6298626
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>>74800477
>but I dare say that no one in this thread could've done it when they were 11.
/g/ here, speak for yourself you plebian.
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>>74797631
this is so sad... it actually made the new cuz it's so rare?

This is common here, every little shit builds his own gaming puter. I did from scraps first, discarded pc's and parts. Prolly that age.
Then when I could afford it I built a proper PC, wuz expensive back then.. a fucking 486 sx expanded to 66 dx.. 4mb ram to 16 or so.. 128mb disk to 520 lol... god damnit
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>>74801881
Thank you glorious leaf poster
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>>74797631
RACISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LMAO

I BET POL HASNT EVEN BUILT THEIR OWN COMPUTER
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>>74803199
Anne Happy
its 10/10 good times
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>>74801248
underrated post, but its so uncommon its front page news lol
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>>74803146
lol fucking Eurotard socialist kraut talking shit to coons.

I'll take our nigs over you filthy fucking pieces of total fucking shit any day. You're the textbook definition of LOST CAUSE. God damn filthy commies.

At least US niggers tend to understand the value of money a little bit.
Shut the fuck up you Marxist shit.
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>>74803261
it least they're not stolen unlike your dignity
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what the fuck?
I could have built a fucking desktop had i spent 5 minutes researching how on google
jesus fucking christ
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>>74797631
I could get mad but it reminded too much of myself when I was 11 years old. Those were the good days.
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>>74803517
at that age*
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Assembling a computer isn't hard. A 7 year old could do it. Literally just plugging parts in. How is this news?

The hard part is getting it all to run for long term without annoying little issues.
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>>74802867
how can white engineers even compete ?!
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>>74803456
>pic of r34
>takes black over whites

so...a clear definition of beta anime cuck then?
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>>74800477
>put windows disk in disk tray
>install windows
WOW SO HARD
I bet you think graphics drivers are had to install too?
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>>74803224
What's hilarious is that plebs still think it's impressive as hell when you make a computer.

I liked the games in the 90's, but man computers were a pain in the ass, so I don't nostalgia like you do. We were poor so I HAD to fix the computer or essentially be bored as fuck, so I was always spending time working on that shit. Memorizing DOS commands, looking through Win 3.1 and alternative OS's, but when I'd get that game finally working, it was bliss. hahaah It was like a fucking accomplishment for a 9-12 year old.

I still remember 3d accelerators. Those things were so primitive. God.
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>>74798803
That's to be expected, anon.
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>>74797631
Who gives a motherfuck?

Putting together an Erector Set is more complicated than building a PC.
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>>74797631
This country is insane
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>>74800477
When do you program the bios?
Like changing a value from true to false for one of those "Boot from USB" is PROGRAMMING NOW?
OH my bad didn't see your flag..
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>>74803611
>lives in a country that steals half his paycheck
>talks shit about niggers
Niggers don't steal anywhere near approaching that kinda money in the US. Your own leftist government is more fucking nig than the niggest nig over here.
I HATE fucking yuropoors that talk shit. God damn fix your rotten Marxist governments, then you can talk. Or at least chortle about cheating the tax man like I do. Exceptions made for Poland, Hungary, and Estonia.
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>>74800477
>what is youtube
its literally easier than legos, the instruction guides are in video format, all you need to know is how to watch a video and maybe operate a screwdriver at most
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>>74797790
FPBP
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>>74797631

How the hell did an 11 year old get £600?
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>>74801327

>seeing the german youth on /pol/
youre gonna be just fine at this rate.
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>>74804010
He's brown right?

I'm sure the taxpayer gave it to him.
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>>74804010
I think we both know how.
The real question is how did he get away with it?
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kinda funny, this kids gets the headlines.

While the first inventors of the first computer are unknown to the world, it was infact two swedes vs the Big Companies in the US. Father and young son, they did it, out in their cuckshed.
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>>74804010
If he is Muslim you can get that much from eid money.
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>>74797631
I was the same age when I built my own PC from scratch, back in the late 90's.

I even had to apply the right amount of thermal paste to the CPU.

No one gave a shit anywhere.
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I bet his cable management is shit
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>>74803849
These things were my Gods as a kid.
I never got the really big deluxe sets, but I got enough little sets to make some awesome custom models(that more often than not looked like ASS but hey).
These got me into small engine mechanics, which I do as a hobby and for side income now.

>>74803709
I liked the difficulty at times, but installation/ programming I hate. That's what I let my bro-in-law handle mostly.
Now it's all fly-by-wire easy. The hardest issue being DOA parts you have to RMA and wait for.
My Seasonic 1000w PSU had that happen. Badly soldered caps caused burned resistors and a cascade failure. The new one has worked flawlessly however. Perfect power flow.
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>>74803435
You're the first Brazilian on this site I've ever liked, and I mean it too
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>>74797631
>11 year old finishes jigsaw puzzle
11 YEAR OLD BUILDS HIS OWN CASTLE (WITH DRAGON)!!!!
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>>74797631
>Ngoka
Is that an orcish name?
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>>74797631

>they spelled it like "whizzkid"

So he's a piss professor?
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That ricer case though
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>>74799531
Reported for announcing your report.
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>>74803477
At least my country has dignity.
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I built a multi channel radio transmitter when I was 12 and not nobody gabe me no front page
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>>74797790
its not that he built it, he just bought all the parts and threw them together. There are lego sets with more complexity than this (and the recommended age is 9+)
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>>74797631
lmao he bought a prefabricated mother board and power supply unit and cpu and some cooling fans and it clearly isnt even in a homemade housing unit

so what did he build? the parts snap together
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HOLY SHIT GUYS BREAKING NEWS.
AFTER COUNTLESS EONS OF RESEARCH I HAVE FINALLY CRACKED THE INNER MECHANISMS OF THE LIBERAL MEDIA.
CHECK THESE RESULTS.
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>>74798910
>black newspaper

Is it just mugshots Finger Paintings and obituaries
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>>74804446
Thanks it means a lot.
Hopefully huezil will break free from communism and we will get higher quality br posters
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Could it be the next Einstein? Black genius accelerates photons to the speed of light!
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>>74801758
I'd wear that shirt, but it would probably get me sent to prison
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>>74804903
holy shit finger paintings you say?
you mean.
we
wuz
artists and shiiet?
The Renaissance was made to keep the black man down yo, the blacks made all those paintings and the white man stole em, the mona lisa was black and shiiet.
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>>74804901
>input variable on the vertical axis

Stay in school. Unless you're suggesting media coverage increases your melanin, in which case carry on.
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I'd be embarrassed as fuck I were black

jesus christ
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>>74805101
Amazing.
check this one out, this historical painting proves that even during slavery the black community developed gold plated semi automatic pistols to fight the white devil. These firearms were then stolen by the white man who took centuries to properly replicate them.
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>>74802526
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uh wut? so wop the fucking do, anyone can build a PC nowadays is cheap and easier to do.

why is this news paper worthy? cos he's black?
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The expectations for blacks are so low that snapping together interchangeable prebuilt computer parts is now considered an accomplishment, and liberals continue believing that it's the conservatives that are racist.
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>>74799845
>74799845
>45
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>>74797631
What would a white kid have to do to be on the front page?
Because it's obviously not being raped by pakis
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>>74805303
>Unless you're suggesting media coverage increases your melanin, in which case carry on.
You simple minded white mind cant comprehend the extent of my studies.
You see you actually interpreted my chart wrong, it was made to be read like manga, the less the media likes you the less melanin you're going to have. Take for instance Mr Bryce Williams, he was your average black man but when the media decided to attack him he suddenly lost all of his melanin and became white, and as all white people he killed himself.
I believe my finds are irrefutable
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>>74801417
This is why I vote for Hillary.
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>>74806304
I retract my statement and offer funding to your institution.
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>>74800647
>I'm Indian, which I guess is Asian in the American demographic
nah, that's euro talk. to us, asians are slant eyes.
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I been making computers since I was a kid and I never been in the news.
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>>74807589
Indians are grouped under the "Asian" demographic, in the US Census.

Also, India is in Asia. Check the map, I'm not lying.
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>>74803950
you seem salty
did you get cuck'd by an yuropoor?

big black boy you

nigger
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>>74807712
I once got caught making homemade explosives and didn't even make the local paper.
Sucks being white.
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>>74807986
#WhiteLivesMatter
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>>74807962
>did you get cuck'd by an yuropoor?
No. My country got invaded by German kike reds who formed the Frankfurt School at Columbia U.
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>>74807986
If you were a muslim you would probably have become the next president.
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>>74797631
>11 year old builds gaming PC

..and?
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>>74802865
>It's the white man's country. I'll respect his laws.

THIS IS LITERALLY ALL THEY HAVE TO FUCKING DO IN EVERY COUNTRY

WHY IS THIS SO HARD!?
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