What is the ideal death?
>>74797058
God tier
>dying for Christ
Good tier
>dying for country or family
Decent tier
>dying for politics
Bad tier
>dying in an accident
Shit tier
>dying for personal issues/gang violence/over a woman
The one where you and your romantic partner kill yourselves at the same time, in some sort of couple seppuku. This way you're the closest person to him when he dies, neither will go trough suffering after the other dies, and you both go to hell holding hands. Isn't it beautiful?
>>74797058
Well, it certainly isn't slowing dying of dementia or Alzheimer's. That's why euthanasia should be legalized.
>>74797058
At 90 years of age, after raising a family and grandchildren, dying for your country in a blaze of glory.
>>74797058
Dying in battle for country or faith.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRYpjj2_gw
>>74797058
Dying of old age in my mother's arms
>>74797058
in your bed surrounded by your family
>>74797314
Pretty much this, being a martyr for Christ is heroic af
any death for the purpose of something greater than individual gain is at least good in my book.
I'd say the best way to go out is martyrdom. I feel real jealousy towards fanaticism, especially loyalty to something that you're willing to sacrifice yourself for the cause.
I'm still young though, so that'll probably change to something like "the ideal death is growing fat and old watching your children and their children grow fat and old."
Standing high up on a ridge waiting for thermonuclear vaporization when the bombs come.
>>74797058
Live suicide on 4chan.
Dying in a last stand alongside your brothers.
>>74797058
Getting killed by a muslim in a gunfight and a cuck goes by your side to tend your wounds as he tries to call for the police. You tell him as you die slowly, "Did you support Hillary?"
He tells you, "Yes I did."
"W-why?" as you gurgle your mouth with blood.
"B-because I thought she was legit!" he replies
You throw up some more blood and tell the cuck your last words as he starts to become panicky,
"You stupid motherfucking cuck.. Just take my gun and kill the criminal"
As he gets your gun you say to him before you die, "Oh and one more thing."
"Y-yes?"
"Don't vote for a pro-immigration politician ever ag-again.." And then you die, you see the cuck trying to chase the muslim and you begin to see a light.
You go to Heaven and see an old man near some golden gates eyeing you up and down. He tells you, "You did well, son. You did well."
Knowing you're leaving the world better off than when you first entered it.
>>74797058
In your 90s with booze in one hand and a girl in the other. And then, y'know you just die.
>>74797314
>dying for Christ
What a fag.
>>74797315
Like in Battle Royale?
>>74797485
kek aahhh
Auto-erotic asphyxiation
Michael Hutchence and David Carradine knew what they were doing
>>74797058
Baptism by nuclear fire
Gunshot suicide with your favorite gun before old age catches you
Martyrdom.
>implying when you strike a martyr down, they don't become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
>>74797436
I can only hope to go out as badass as Sgt Thomas Baker
ATTENTION TO ORDER FAGGOTS
>Citation: For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty at Saipan, Mariana Islands, 19 June to 7 July 1944. When his entire company was held up by fire from automatic weapons and small-arms fire from strongly fortified enemy positions that commanded the view of the company, Sgt. (then Pvt.) Baker voluntarily took a bazooka and dashed alone to within 100 yards of the enemy. Through heavy rifle and machinegun fire that was directed at him by the enemy, he knocked out the strong point, enabling his company to assault the ridge.
Cont'd
>>74797058
In one's 50s-60s, in battle against foreign foes in defense of your people, after having led an honorable life as a good father and husband.
Naked, eaten by lions
>>74797845
>Some days later while his company advanced across the open field flanked with obstructions and places of concealment for the enemy, Sgt. Baker again voluntarily took up a position in the rear to protect the company against surprise attack and came upon 2 heavily fortified enemy pockets manned by 2 officers and 10 enlisted men which had been bypassed. Without regard for such superior numbers, he unhesitatingly attacked and killed all of them. Five hundred yards farther, he discovered 6 men of the enemy who had concealed themselves behind our lines and destroyed all of them. On 7 July 1944, the perimeter of which Sgt. Baker was a part was attacked from 3 sides by from 3,000 to 5,000 Japanese. During the early stages of this attack, Sgt. Baker was seriously wounded but he insisted on remaining in the line and fired at the enemy at ranges sometimes as close as 5 yards until his ammunition ran out. Without ammunition and with his own weapon battered to uselessness from hand-to-hand combat, he was carried about 50 yards to the rear by a comrade, who was then himself wounded. At this point Sgt. Baker refused to be moved any farther stating that he preferred to be left to die rather than risk the lives of any more of his friends.
>>74797058
Suffocation while a sbbbw sits on your face
Extinction event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWbpFz3wac
Crucifixion
>>74797937
A short time later, at his request, he was placed in a sitting position against a small tree . Another comrade, withdrawing, offered assistance. Sgt. Baker refused, insisting that he be left alone and be given a soldier's pistol with its remaining 8 rounds of ammunition. When last seen alive, Sgt. Baker was propped against a tree, pistol in hand, calmly facing the foe. Later Sgt. Baker's body was found in the same position, gun empty, with 8 Japanese lying dead before him. His deeds were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.
>>74797314
>>74797436
>le heroic death
Heroic deaths aren't as cool as movies and old poems make them out to be. The best death is dying in bed, surrounded by your children and/or grandchildren after seeing them raised and on their way to being the best people you could raise them to be.
>>74797058
My friend died of an overdose in his sleep at his computer. Heart just faded away.
Strange to think that he isn't even aware he is dead.
Fairly nice way to go I guess.
>>74797058
An onld man in your warm keep, surrounded by your heirs all begging for their inheritance.
>>74797058
For the Humanity
>>74798035
Holy shit that's awesome. He rightfully earned his place in Valhalla.
How can a man die better: than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods.
>>74797058
IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT JESUS CHRIST HAD THE BEST DEATH OF ALL TIME
>>74797058
My ideal death is political assassination while I'm in my prime....a JFK scenario.
>>74798035
Rest Easy GI
Dying for that you belive
>>74798035
Would unquestionably follow that man into hell and back if he were still alive today.
>>74798035
>>74797937
>>74797845
>you will never be this White
This guy is the case-in-point for how it was that our race conquered the globe.
>>74797907
He didn't even die
The lions did though
>>74798040
ok cuck
>>74798040
My list only applies to untimely death.
>>74797058
An honorable death that will allow me to fight by the side of Odin at Ragnarök.
But I probably will die as a lumpy American shit not worthy of the halls of Valhalla.
If my life is still shit by the time I'm 35, I'm going to begin working towards my goal to build a cabin for myself in the woods of the Pacific Northwest and pretty much become a hermit.
Spend my days chopping firewood and hunting food, spend my nights with a bottle of whiskey, or maybe go into town and get a hooker for some company.
And then, one cold winter night, I'll sit down in front of the fire, pop some pills and put a shotgun in my mouth.
They won't find my body till the springtime.
>>74798035
I aspire to be as noble and courageous as this man was. Such selflessness for one's country and ideals is envious.
>>74797314
Would suffocation by a ssbbw by facesitting be considered god tier?
>>74798587
If you achieve all of that, there would be literally no reason to kill yourself at that point.
>>74798341
Heroes never die, ausbro. They live on in memories. Hopefully the anglosphere will one day reach that point of heroism again.
Crushed between two obese negresses at the checkout line
>>74797058
blowing my brains out as the fire i set consumes the mosque and the dead sandnigger bodies scattered around me
snu snu
>>74797719
like ur mum faggot
>>74798203
My man.
>>74798075
No dead people are aware they are dead, that's the point.
>>74797058
In battle, what else?
ideal death
>be big rock star
>do huge shot of dope
>pass out
>choke on vomit in sleep at height of fame
>immortality achieved
>>74797058
Balls deep in an underage girl moments after ejaculation.
>>74798297
>>74798587
You gonna end up like that retard who starved to death then they made a movie out of it.
>>74798805
a true hero's death
>>74798771
If this ever fucking happens I will die a heroic death from nonstop laughter.
>>74798040
this
>>74798456
>sowing your seed far and wide makes you a cuck
literally wat
Literally the exact opposite of a cuck you literal fucking retard.
Flying this baby.
>>74797058
None, or dying to protect your brethern
>>74797315
Like this scene from Hero (2002)
>>74797058
Death by snu-snu.
>>74797058
the only ideal death is the moment I have decided to leave humanity behind and to ascent into the immortal ranks of cybernetic AI
>>74798035
>For people like this, colonizing the americas was worth it
Stay classy America
>>74798699
Maybe I want to go out on my terms so I don't have to experience the horrors of lung cancer (probably how I'll go).
>>74799172
I see somebody's watched Futurama. Not that we'll be like the characters anytime soon. In fact, we have a dire future ahead of us that is completely unlike Futurama.
I wish it was like Futurama, but I'm afraid that isn't our future now.
>>74799317
>Spaniard shitting on the colonization of the Americas
You've got a fucking cheek
>>74798119
did this dude even appear in ME3 or did they just retcon his entire story arc?
>>74799502
I was rather glorifying it than shitting on it. Why do you Americans always take everything as an offense?
>>74799067
>dying in bed after dedicating your life to people you forced to exist isn't cucked
ok
>>74799741
Then don't use green text if you're just making a comment.
>>74797314
as long as you are in a state of grace
>>74799805
>bringing kids into existence makes you a cuck
Life must be really hard for you.
>>74799502
>implying he isn't a Moor
>>74797058
Dying for memes.
prostate cancer
>>74799805
its time to take a break
>>74799959
>misquoting my post and deliberately removing 50% of it to suit your own narrative
hello kike
>>74798447
>Ouchi
>>74799968
>Bogan/abo calling the country that had a 800 years war and did a 200~ years genocide to moorish rapebabies to the point where there were none anymore in the peninsula ''moorish''
kay rapebaby
>>74800017
>>74797058
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods."
>>74800256
Yes. Let's all be childless NEETs instead. The only way to not be a cuck clearly.
>advocates not having white kids
>calls me a kike
whew lad
Killed by our own creation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4
>>74800522
You're arguing against a point I never made. I said that dying in bed after spending your entire life doing nothing other than taking care of kids is cucked and by definition womanly.
>>74800620
That's fucking sad you think that. Must have been real tough not having a dad in your life.
Mine used to take me out camping/hunting/shooting/etc. Turned me into the man I am today.
>>74800752
>projection: the post
>>74797314
Oh, lts a christian from USA. Why am l not surprised :^)
>>74800821
>y-your projecting
ok lad.
I'm going to take my kids camping and do all the same shit because kids need strong male figures in their lifes.
You let me know how that letting women raise your kids thing pans out.
>>74797058
Dying of old age surrounded by your children, grandchildren, and your closest friends.
>>74797058
Martyred for Christ or country.
Saving family next
>>74801051
Your insecurity is incredibly blatant. Sorry about your lack of a father figure but not everyone shared your fate
>>74801331
>dying in bed after dedicating your life to people you forced to exist isn't cucked
