> AN 11-YEAR-OLD whizz kid has built a high spec computer from his bedroom in East London. Joshua Ngoka, from East Ham, constructed the machine in four hours after saving £600 to purchase various computer components.
>His father, Nelson, said his son had the ability to build the computer two years ago, but a shortage of funds inhibited his project. Describing his feelings on completing his task in April Joshua said: “Although I was confident the computer would work I felt happy and excited that I built something which functioned well. “I did the necessary research and avoided anything that could break or destroy the components, such as static.” Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it. The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage. The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
Front page story of a printed newspaper in the UK. Just.
>http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
Fucking niggers, man.
A computer is not hard to put together.
Who can't?
why should this be a thing
white kids make their own computers all the time
are they implying black people are normally incompetent when it comes to these things?
>>74791809
>Dindu putting together a computer is newsworth
Meanwhile, whites call this a weekend hobby
>>74791809
Fuck
I mean, it's just high tech lego.
You get all the pieces and put then where they fit.
>>74791809
Best thing to come out the UK sense the beatles
Black kid builds computer HOLY FUCK STOP THE PRESS
>some random nobody newspaper that nobody cares about or can confirm
no
also constructing a computer isn't hard, especially for kids who nerd the internet all day and probably watch videos for this shit, it isn't a talent
sage
>>74791809
>constructed the machine in four hours after saving £600 to purchase various computer components
>four hours
>>74791901
yes. but nobody will see it that way.
>>74791809
How is this impressive? PC people always tell me how easy it is to build a PC
This kids a prodigy in the making
>>74791809
It's literally like putting together legos.
>"So we told Joshua to build a computer... and he did the absolute madman!"
I built my roommate a computer for fun and a pizza. This nigger thinks it's new worthy.
>>74791809
>The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
damn! next thing you know he uses his vidya design knowledge to built satellites:
>>74791809
KEK
>>74791809
AHAHHAH WHAT THE FUCK I PUT A COMPUTER TOGETHER WHEN I WAS ELEVEN WHERE IS MY FUCKING NEWSPAPER ARTICLE.
>>74791809
So this is our Ahmed the clocksmith.
Building a Lego kit would be more impressive, but because it has the word "computer" in it suddenly slotting a load of parts together is impressive to idiots.
So he basically did what every anon in /v/ has done. Which is ordering components online and then spending 20 minutes plugging them into their slots. And this is news because nigger.
>>74791809
I did this when I was 9 years old in 2001 when there was even less internet help
Whats really hilarious is that computers are WAY easier to assemble today than back then just from a technology standpoint. A literal trained monkey could pull it off
Really makes you think huh..
I have a 4 ghz pc with 5 TB storage and paid half of what he paid a year ago
>>74791809
This is the fucking alarm clock all over again.
Jesus, can he put this together too?
>>74791809
>cool computer Ahmed.
At least it's better than an explosive masked as a clock
I built a computer when I was 9, where is my news story?
>>74792015
Next thing he will use his satellite knowledge to pin point strike locations for the anti Christ!
this kids a genius you disgusting neanderthal honkeys are just jelous because you are no where near his intellectual level/talent
>>74791809
Why even post this? I didn't know this paper existed until right now and it seems to be completely targeted at black people
>>74791809
>niggers doing shit that whites do everyday is now news-worthy
Liberals dont even hide how primitive they think blacks are. They way as well of had "Talented 11-Year-Old Joshua Ngoka builds club"
1000s of 11 year old autists do this to play minecraft on max settings every year
>>74791809
And people still think that whites are "superior" to other races. Get fucked britkeks.
>>74791809
Joshua Ngoka will be the future PM of Britain
Cap this post
It's all fucking plug and play, too. Remember when this shit didn't work and you had to configire everything, bit by bit.
>>74791809
>jamal puts together an 8 piece lego set
brexit when????
>The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
/v/ is full of these faggots
>>74791809
>FOUR HOURS to slot a few components into the appropriate sockets
>this is a newsworthy accomplishment
>>74792107
Next time try being black.
>>74791956
kek
At most it should take 30 minutes, and that's if you've got a killer hangover.
Fuck it's not like you can even hookup anything wrong anymore like you could years ago. Even Lego is harder since you can actually mess up and put a block in backwards or something.
WE
>>74791809
Cool computer, Ngoka! Want to bring it to the White House?
>four
>hours
COOL COMPUTER TYRONE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0DQ1Fv8Ej4
>>74791809
i don't want to hate on him, i think it's great that a black kid has a dad that's supportive of building computers, learning basic tech stuff, and saving money
i'm happy for him
but really, a news article? my dad had a rule that we had to build a computer before we could own one. i was 11 when i built mine, my brother was 9.
A retard could assemble, err "build," a PC
No, seriously, there are videos of retards building computers.
>>74791809
wait, did he build the components by himself or just bought them and assembled them?
>>74791809
The author probably is tech illiterate.
>>74792178
WUZ ENGINEERZ N SHEET
>>74791809
Cool computer, Joshua,
Want to bring it by the white house?
>>74791809
>500 gigabytes
cheap ass parents, he should stab them.
this kids a genius you disgusting neanderthal honkeys are just jelous because you are no where near his intellectual level/talent.
>>74792107
>the voice
>news
>construct your own news site
>write stupid article on it
>share on /pol/
>X people BTFO!
>>74791809
Did the queen already invite him for tea?
>someone knows how to play with legos
>news worthy
>3.2 ghz cpu and 500gb hard drive
>not a decade old
>niggers
>>74792098
>Ahmed
I think "Tyrone" would be more fitting.
HOW IS THIS NEWS?
IT'S LITERALLY LEGO BUILDING.
>>74791809
i just set up a bunch of emulators on my pc and fixed a cooling fan, where's my nobel prize?
>>74791809
www.voice-online.co.uk
m8 are you retarded? this is a black newspaper of course it's gona have shitty stories about this sort of thing
He so smart I wonder if he can build clocks as well.
>>74791809
putting computer parts you bought into a tower does not count as "building a computer"
>“I did the necessary research and avoided anything that could break or destroy the components, such as static."
this shit is supposed to impress people that have no fucking clue how computers work but can somehow read?
Wwowww now I see why you guys import these niggers! Could be the next Einstein!!
I think some of you overlook the fact that from a normie point of view, "building a computer" is a big deal. It's not particularly complex, but I imagine the vast majority of people don't really know that.
>>74791809
What the fuck. Everything's so modular today it's literally just sticking things into the correct slots. It's like writing an article about a baby who slid wooden blocks through their correct holes.
>four hours
Even if you've never built a PC before you can build it in less than an hour following a tutorial.
>>74792211
>king Josh
>owner at self-employed
MAKE IT STAHP
>>74792239
*royal palace
>>74791809
Oh GOD WHY
I DID THAT WHEN I WAS 12 WHAT THE FUCK
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING IMPRESSIVE IN THAT OH MY GOD FUCK OFF ALREADY
I love how this was done perfectly so that all the older folks who don't have a clue about computers would think that what this nigger did was somehow extraordinary
>>74792015
>no experience
>is going to create a game by himself
>a few months
This whole article is hilarious.
>3.2ghz
snigger
>t. /v/irgin
>>74791809
>3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive
...what is this, a computer for ants?
>>74792126
What is that webm from?
you pale neanderthal honkeys are so jelous of him
>>74792223
ok never mind. This shouldn't even be news
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC
>Windows 10
KEK
>>74791809
Do they praise niggers that finish lego kits aswell
>>74791809
WTF, thats as easy as putting together a lego set.
>4 HOURS
>>74792275
>There are black newspapers in Britain
This is the real news story.
>>74792211
WE WUZZZZZZ KANGGGGZZZZ
He's pretty smart, I fried a mobo when I was 12.
I put together my PC with better specs while drunk and high in about 45 minutes. Where's my news article?
>>74792223
Yes, he handcrafted billions of nanoscale FinFETs and planted them on a chip using tweezers
>>74791809
>Breaking this evening: Young black child gets 'A' on grammar test.
>>74791809
>His father, Nelson, said his son had the ability to build the computer two years ago, but a shortage of funds inhibited his project.
all he needed was mo' money fo' dem programs
>>74791809
>3.2 ghz Pentium 5
>500 GB IDE HD
>Pirated Windows 10
>AMD Rage 64 card
Sounds like the shit companies donate to inner city schools
>>74791886
No you don't get it, for his kind, this is an astonishing achievement. For White people, this is pretty basic shit, but for one them, it's incredible.
I'm impressed tbqh family
When will this nightmare end
>Mr Cameroon invites him to No.10 Downing Street
>>74791809
Get this nigger to the White House asap
>>74792390
Nice oddly specific.gif
>buy parts already manufactured that somebody else designed
>all parts come with instructions
>literally click everything into place like big fancy expensive Legos
>turn on
>HOLY SHIT WHAT A GENIUS
>>74791809
So he bought premade parts and put them together inside a tower?
Isn't the fact that this is considered newsworthy in bongland a little racist?
>dumb fucking ape nigger completes simple task
>someone call the queen
>>74791946
Literally a widely distributed paper in the London area. There is so much we wuz kangz shit in it, it's going to become a gold mine of kangz memes.
when you fukin honkeys were his age you fucked your first animal, you guys wished you were as gifted as him
>>74792359
Hand-me-down used parts that he "found"
Helps sell the point that he built a computer on £600
>>74792082
he meme cooled it
>>74791809
>Tfw I had to learn DOS to put a computer together in the 90's
>Tfw I'm white in America and I didn't make the news cause of it
>Tfw even then I realized that I didn't research, design and implement the silicon in my hand which is where the real genius is
Guys, think about how difficult it must have been to cover up the fact that the Holocaust never happened. Now think about this situation that's extremely easy to fake in comparison. He's fucking black and 11 years old; does that make sense to you?
>>74792337
Kids build computers all the time. What's the function of this news article making it out as a big deal that this black kid did it? Who wanted it in the newspaper? Why did they want it there? Who are they hoping to reach and what do they want them to think when they read it?
Ricer case
>basically putting together legos
>win10
>thinking three months is suitable development time for a one-man indie game
Cool PC Joshua. Want to bring it to Downing Street?
>>74791809
HIS DAD WORKS IN I.T
https://uk.linkedin.com/in/nelson-ngoka-023b69
This is Clockmed all over again
>>74792050
Remember, this is a nikker. He needed 4 hours for this major feat, none of his black people has ever been able to put together a PC. We should celebrate the fact that these nikkers are creeping towards 80 points of IQ.
Maybe one day they'll be able to sustain an economy, and compete with the rest of the world! I won't live to see that day, but I am sure it will come!
>>74791809
Great news! Good job nikker.
>>74791809
FUCK YOU OP I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON MY BURRITO
NIGLET PUTS PC TOGETHER
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>74792082
Yeah but in the US electronics are dirt cheap.
>>74792338
>following a tutorial.
Or the manuals that come with every component. They even have fancy pictures nowadays.
>>74792361
Event Horizon friend
>>74792060
2001?? Nigger, I was hording 10gb hard drives like they were gold in 96' when i was 9
Not quite as impressive as a clock.
>>74792572
Where's my invitation Dave? I built this thing AND sent MULTIPLE emails
>>74792361
A movie titled Event Horizon.
>>74792506
I mean this kid is probably smart, no doubt, but how the fuck can a 9 year old black kid save up £600 in two years when Jamal can't get off well fare after he turns 20?
>believe in black equality in unquestionable fervor
>certain that item about a chimp assembling a working PC "not newsworthy"
/pol/ is a hotbed of liberal cuckoldry
>>74791809
>mfw Microsoft and Apple and MIT give this kid a scholarship/full ride to Harvard
>>74791809
>Posting a thread that just pastes an article, with zero discussion in the OP.
You should be banned.
>an immigrant child saving his money to build a nice computer for family is a bad thing that deserves to mocked
>Neckbeards rageposting fantasies about building a computer at age 6 with a hangover 20 years ago
Str8 up Autism folks
>>74791982
It's a nignog that did it. Probably the first nignog ever to achieve such a feat.
>>74791809
wtf how is this fucking news? my nephew was 9 and learned how to build a computer, who the fuck contacts a newspaper and says "hey my kid just built a computer" and what fucking news site would even be interested?
"oh and he's black"
>"we're on our way!"
>>74792361
Event Horizon
A very good Horror film
>>74791809
What? I did the same thing when I was 12 or 13 years old, where is my front page story?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3521989/Betrayal-white-pupils-16-white-British-children-lag-12-ethnic-groups-alarming-report-says-let-schools-parents.html
Black Africans like Josh marginally outperform white British kids in school
>>74791809
I have to wonder how ignorant the people who wrote that article are. Even a monkey can assemble a computer... which I guess they proved with that article.
Personally, I built my first computer back in 1997. It was a few weeks before we got an internet connection, so I had no guide to follow. I simply looked at the motherboard manual and jammed the pieces in where they fit. It's really hard to go wrong.
The only problem I've ever had when assembling a computer was when I used some old PSU cables, when installing a new PSU. I had no idea that these weren't standardized, but are made differently by different companies, despite having the same connectors, so I ended up frying several harddrives.
>>74791809
Good for him. Now he can log onto the internets, go on 4chan and read how people all over the world are making fun of him.
What?
I built a computer when i was 10 or 11
its not fucking hard
I DEMAND a picture of this nigger's cable management. This is how I will judge him.
Legitimately curious how it took him 4 hours to put it together. Are they including the software portion in that timeframe?
What the fuck is "The Voice?" Sounds like some shitty local newspaper.
>>74792418
Kek liberal media at its best, you think this little shit built that? Somebody else built it then made it look it was some African nigger.
>>74792723
(you)
>>74792239
His sister was also a party of some "muslim shaming" scandal.
>>74791809
>Windows 10 PC
>>74791908
Oh fuck I needed that laugh
>>74792141
>>74792247
I found it in my local Sainsbury's today whilst food shopping, next to copies of the guardian and this was the front-page.
>>74792015
A good name for the game would be Crac Man. It would be a little nigger getting chased by 3 cops. Little nigger needs to run around a maze, eat flashing crack vials to acquire energy points, then can chase down and destroy cops so long as the crack power lasts.
>>74791809
>In April Joshua was rewarded for his achievements in computer development when he won the Hackathon competition and was given £250 from the IT based award scheme.
Jesus Christ.
>>74791809
>The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz
DUDE THATS FAST
>>74792806
My guess is that the fan pins probably stumped him for a good 2 hours.
>>74791809
You know what? Good for him. Hope his interest in computers can lead him to a productive future. Building a computer isn't that difficult, but it's cool that this kid has an interest in it.
Too much negative shit in the news anyway, sometimes it's nice to read a feel-good story like this.
>>74791809
I'm not all that impressed but at the same time I've seen adults fuck up at this and wind up with a thousand dollar brick so good on you, kid.
>>74791809
>Cool computer, Josh. Why don't you bring it to Downing street.
>>74792807
Found it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Voice_(newspaper)
>The Voice, founded in 1982, is the only British national black weekly newspaper currently operated in the United Kingdom
>Only British national black weekly newspaper
So nigs have such an inferior complex that a kid putting together a computer is now an accomplishment? Fucking kek.
>/pol/ talking shit about a 10 yo kid
how low can you go man
>>74792687
Your answer is right there...
>but how the fuck can a 9 year old black kid save up £600 in two years
...
>when Jamal can't get off well fare after he turns 20?
Parents
>American prodigies
>capable of advanced calculus and entering college at 14
>British prodigies
>take four hours to assemble a computer
>builds computer
>oh, doesn't seem to work
>takes it to pc repair shop
>inside is ps2 Rayman disc, some leaves and a AA battery taped to a comb
>>74793052
nobody talks shit about the kid building a computer but about the newspaper claiming he's a genius for doing so.
>>74791809
I built my first one back in 2001 with Pentium 3...who the fuck couldn't in current year?
>>74791809
I'm pretty sure I put my first computer together when I was around his age. Big deal woopdifuckingdoo
>>74792818
Any idiot can put a computer together.
>>74792941
ik sarcasm but even Intel Pentiums in 2001 had that clock speed. It doesn't really matter as long as the CPU has good microarchitecture design.
>>74792032
If you are from the north you should have a phd in computer science for knowing what a computer is.
>>74792960
Fucking leafs!!!! Always
>>74793052
You really want to find out?
>>74791809
Literally who gives a shit? I built my first computer at this age too. This kid is literally only getting attention because he's a nigger.
>>74792960
This is in the same category as "Nine year old boy opened and closed the door, New York Times journalist Han Bergerstein said 'It was incredible"
>>74793052
No one cares about the kid, good for him.
The newspaper is the issue here
>>74791809
I build (or at least re-build and modify components) computers at minimum on a bi-monthly basis, big fucking whoop.
>>74791809
>Front page story of a printed newspaper in the UK
You mean, front page story of a very low-circulation black-oriented printed newspaper in the UK. It's pretty much just a Zine.
>>74791809
I like how the one-sided propaganda lets through the implication that the Njunka household is rather populous.
>>74791809
There are kids his age in Africa that can strip, clean and maintain an AK which impresses me more desu.
Also 6yr old poo in loos that make shoes.
ITT: People who's highest achievement is building a rig realize that their accomplishments can easily be done by a little black kid
If you can be trumped by this kid then you're not really white, or you're not really accomplished. Any real accomplishments can't be duplicated by this negro.
>These posts
Has anyone seen my sides ?
>>74791809
Oy vey!
>>74791809
>>74792805
LoL
This.
>>74791809
Good on him. I look at this as a feel-good story in the paper about some kid who actually does cool stuff instead of injecting marihuana. You're only shitting on him because unlike you, he actually dindu nuffin and he's black, like you.
uhhh i built my pc last year on a whim at age 22
and i realize that i am very late to the party and that anybody could do this with the proper parts and a couple hours spare time
what the fuck uk?
>>74791809
t-b-f old people for some reason thinking "building a computer" makes you some kind of computer genius. I think my parents think I made my computer out of scratch like homemade pancakes or something when I told them I built my computer
>>74792275
woowha wait a minute there buddy
thats racist!
>>74793197
I don't argue that it's a dumb thing for the media to report about, but I also think it's better for people in to hear about stories like this then the degeneracy black people usually propagate. Change has to start somewhere.
>>74793261
My highest achievement was killing a kid brandishing an ak47 in my 2nd tour. So fuck off.
>>74792082
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AMD
>>74791809
yoooooooooo I have the same case
>>74792503
Whitewashing is a BIG PROBLEM, and they consequently changed the Egyptian male in that image to a black man, but of course his female companion can remain white
>>74792261
>implying there's a difference between a nigger and a sand nigger.
>>74793158
In all likelihood, it's a 3.2ghz quad core, but those retards don't know shit about computers.
>>74792824
>(aspergers)
>Its a white genocide because I'm too bitter and fat to lose my virginity!
read the posts below the article
>this is the great minds of the future
>>74793138
>>74793221
this is the primary purpose of /pol/
to shit on the media and to use memes in the process
no one here is racist
>>74793261
My biggest accomplishment wasn't putting my PC together. That was just the means to an end. The end was my 10/10 Skyrim waifu. That's the real accomplishment.
So what? I'm black and I made my first one when I was 15. All because I wanted to play Crysis. What's the point of this anyway?
>>74793181
Haha what the fuck. It looked like he was using some kind of nig jitsu at the end.
>>74791809
Good for him, its not news though.
I want to leave a comment on the article but even I feel bad bashing on an 11 year old
Sigh.
>>74791809
>british """""""news"""""
lovin every lel
>>74793349
>under represent the fact that nigs suck
>over represent their "talent" and "ability"
Yeah, nothing bad can come from that.
WE WUZ DELLZ N SHIT
>>74791809
all hail wiz nig
>>74793350
How did you hide your boner?
>>74792275
Fucking kek!
>News | World News | Racism in football
good priorities
>>74793417
He has very strong hands from buildings many computers my friend.
>>74791809
>fastest windows 10 machine
>windows 10 machine
>windows 10
>>74793426
We stopped having anything worth reporting on back in 1982.
>>74793401
>wow king josh. uncle is very of you so much
>>74791809
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it
>family members constantly attempting to use it
>>74792723
Piss off. Him building a computer is nothing, it's the fact that it's apparently newsworthy talent.
In fact, the most racist thing here is that article in that they have such low expectations for him due to being black that building a glorified Lego set is exceptional.
>>74791809
>Give son/daughter credit for work you do off the clock.
>People think he/she is a genius.
>Scholarships everywhere.
>>74793349
Yes and change doesn't happen when you're gonna make people believe in their happy little safe zones.
Actively do something about the issues, rather than making the people believe that all is pink and unicorn, while the real world is slowly burning.
>>74793458
Just stuck my dick in an MRE friend
Now the poor niggers just need electricity
>>74793411
it takes way more time to build the perfect skyrim waifu than it does to put together a computer. nice work, anon.
Hey guys.
I think you guys are missing the bigger picture though. Computers have become so common and simple that an 11 yo can do it.
Have fun with your STEM degrees.
>>74791809
*slowly claps*. Unless you drop something on processor socket it's impossible to fail, all parts are retard-proof.
That kid is quintesentially BRITISH you fucktards
>>74791809
This newspaper writes like I would at an article in middle school.
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it.
How the fuck is that in any way relevant?
>>74792223
He built a motherboard rivaling the latest chipsets by the major companies by only using duct tape, chewing gum and burned matches. He also used snot and phlegm to create this supercomputer.
Seriously dude.
>>74791809
It doesn't take much skill to build a PC
>>74791809
Literally putting together like 8 things
>>74793503
>>family members constantly attempting to use it
kek, there is something very funny about that
>>74793503
Poor kid. He's probably constantly in fear that his mom will discover his femdom porn folder. Which is a crime in Britain.
>>74792946
Likely forgot to put in the mounting posts and short circuited it.
>Remove the screw from the side of a prebuilt case
LOOKAT DIS KID HE A COMPUTER KANG
>>74791809
Come off it, a friggin monkey could do it!
>>74793390
Tommorow morning you'll wake up with cancer on your right lung. You know why? Because you're actively promoting cancer.
Kek wills it.
>>74791809
He kinda looks like Cory.
>>74793599
I know tons of dudes (black, white, asian, hispanic) that put together their own computers. You plug shit in and tighten some screws, thats it. Fuck this shit. Black race is dying because the media is glorifying simple shit like this. Maybe raise expectations a little higher, Fuck. Whats next? "Jerome Clarmont, 20, ties his shoe for the first time!"
>>74792972
How do you miss the point by this much? I'm just wondering cause you made it look like you tried to think about it but you just missed everything relevant.
>>74793709
CANCER IN THE RIGHT LUNG
ALL HAIL KEK
>>74793569
Ah yes, nothing like skittles on your dick after shooting a potential immigrant.
>>74791809
Well he hasn't "built" anything, just assembled pre-built components into ready made slots. Building a PC is less complicated than fitting a plug to a mains lead.
>>74793052
/Pol/ is the harsh bringer of truth.
A black child whose Father works in IT managed to put some components together. This is a major headline in a black newspaper.
Nothing to fucking see here.
>>74793709
PRAISE KEK
HAIL KEK
CANCER IN THE RIGHT LUNG
>>74792275
god, niggers are ugly
>>74791809
You don't say?
>>74791809
we wuz computer builders n shiieeet
>>74791809
Whoopin' fookin' dindu...
So one nigglet out of millions finally figures out how to build a computer.
Congratulations England, you guys produced the next Steve Job!
>Be me
>Be 6 years old
>Dissamble a broken toy.
>Took their engine and their lights and put it together
>Discover that if I move the engine the lights work.
>Put all that shit in my bike to have night lights.
>Go to my father to tell them my amazing discovery.
>"Son, that's a dynamo. If you want one I can buy you one next weekend".
>mfw
>>74793610
But who gets a STEM degree to build computers (from OTS parts)? Nobody.
>>74793599
>>74793777
>exposed as a fraud
>everyone attempts to bury the story
>they succeeded
This is why they keep doing this shit.
>>74793350
Congratulations, you killed some impotent /pol/ac/k/ kid from Iraq in his own backwoods while he was probably trying to not get beheaded while out for a piss.
I look forward to your reintegration to our society and calling you a faggot in call of dooty.
>>74793777
Now we just have to wait for the Khan of London to sent a tweet to this little brown computer genius.
>>74793261
The point is we can all do it but he's making the news.
Are you completely missing the implication of putting a common task carried out by a minority on the front page of a UK newspaper?
>>74793401
i havent laughed that hard at something on here in a while fuck
>>74793817
>This is a major headline in a black newspaper.
Well OP was the faggot who didn't make that clear and instead said 'a printed newspaper', so the idiot majority in this thread literally believe it's on the front page of the Daily Mail.
>>74793052
I believe you're the reigning champion in familiarity with "going low" at the moment, Egypt
>>74793899
God willing.
>>74791809
Is this satire?
Fuck England, nerds been doing that shit here since the 70's.
Are ya'll just pretending to be stupid when you read shit like this?
Cuck-a-doodle-doo famalam
>>74791956
I built my first computer in 15 minutes and I had no idea what to do. Worked perfectly and had zero problems with it.
>>74791908
hey, give that monkey some credit, its like the caveman discovering fire
>>74791809
>in the comments
>they're literally calling eachother kings
MEME MAGIC
TO
FUCKING
KEK
>>74791809
Fucking christ, I could build a computer in my sleep.
>>74791809
>planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months
Best part
>>74793622
It shows that Nigoka is one hard ass 10 yo that has to constantly defend his rig against family members.
>>74793810
>Building a PC is less complicated than fitting a plug to a mains lead.
Not quite. Plugs come labelled and colour coded too.
Though I suppose you do actually have to know what earth, live and neutral mean.
>>74793881
That's a really cute story. Thanks for sharing it Spain-bro.
>>74793810
I played with legos when I was a kid, and some of those castles and Lego Technic helicopters I built were far more complicated than putting 7 or 8 pieces of hardware together.
Has PCI shields removed, but there's no GPU or other PCI device on his board. What?
>>74793881
that's actually quite an achievment for a 6 year old. No idea what i was doing at that age but my cousins kids that are around that age are to retarded to understand mastermind.
>>74793944
The fact that you have a black newspaper at all is enough for us all to point and laugh. The fact that the front page is a kid who put preassembled parts into a spiffy ultra turbo ATX case is just cucktacular.
