Name a country with a sexier form, protip : you can't.
>>74768916
>>74769292
Make Africa in the shape of an ass and it's a perfect fit
chile is tall and thin af
>straight up model tier
definitely should be a shape all countries should strive to be
>>74769449
forgot pic
>>74768916
From a previous thread
>>74768916
benis + palls
>>74769513
looks like a dick that was botched in a circumcision
I feel my country like a chubby qt, pretty, but fat and no tits
Fixed it
>>74769046
>Europe
>Country
Get out
>>74770337
too fat
>>74770337
thicc
>>74769910
this shape looks pleasing to me
>>74770489
Better?
>>74769699
I always thought france kinda looked like the shape of a person
>>74770784
You can't make it better, the shape is already perfect mate.
>>74769400
Underrated post
>>74770847
cute!
>>74770847
Mr Star Gender
>>74770847
What the fuck?
Samoa a cute
>>74770847
fuck you ill never be able to unsee this
>>74770847
fuck you, ill never be able to forget this
>>74771282
Are you real? That looks like a fist punching a turd.
>>74770784
Yet another unrealistic standard for countries
>>74771215
You guys take yourselves far too seriously
>>74771414
>>74770784
Stop having unrealistic standards.
>>74768916
>no footfags defending Italy
>>74771282
Germany is such a beautiful country
>>74770847
You ruined my mental image!
Fuck you
>>74771300
Looks like its giving the middle finger to Poland
>>74771300
looks like a tumour. Glad we've extirpated it
>>74771480
Putain que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais vous faire connaître Je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans les Navy Seals, et je l'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Quaeda, et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées entières des États-Unis. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts qui n'a jamais été vu auparavant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez tirer en disant que la merde me sur Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les Etats-Unis et de votre adresse IP est en cours de tracé à l'heure actuelle afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique que vous appelez votre vie. Vous êtes putain morts, gamin. Je peux être partout, à tout moment, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cents façons, et c'est juste avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné dans le combat sans armes, mais j'avoir accès à tout l'arsenal du Corps des Marines des États-Unis et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer le cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être que vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais on ne pouvait pas, vous ne l'a pas, et maintenant que vous payez le prix, vous Goddamn idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Vous êtes putain morts, kiddo.
>>74769699
holy shit
>>74769712
The huge sack of balls kills me everytime
>>74771787
Oi (m80) vey
![ireland_map[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vVxXQB9.jpg "ireland_map[1].jpg")
>>74768916
It looks like the cum stain your bull left on your wife while you took her son to the zoo
>>74770659
Liths ruin it all
>>74771784
>2016
>Google translation is still that bad
>>74771890
>Ireland
>It's own country
pick one
>>74771787
look at the shape of Romania+Moldova
>>74771929
>the fruits of several decades of AI research
wew, singularity anytime now!
>>74771300
I've always thought of it as a goblin shark devouring Eastern Europe.
>>74771890
oh shit
>>74771929
I took the liberty of running it back to English and got this masterpiece:
Fuck you just fucking tell me, you little bitch? I'll let you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in many secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and have over 300 confirmed killed. I am trained in war gorillas and I'm the best marksman in the entire armed forces of the United States. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck accurately taste that has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Think you can pull on to say that shit to me on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I contact my secret network of spies across the United States and your IP address is being drawn at this time to better prepare for the storm, fly. The storm that clears the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained a lot in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the miserable ass of the surface of the continent , little shit. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little comment "intelligent" was about to fall on you, maybe you would have kept your fucking language. But you could not, you do not have it, and now you pay the price, you idiot Goddamn. I will shit fury on you and you drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>74771282
> turds are cute
>>74771300
looks like a dog's head
>>74768916
>>74769699
>>74770337
>>74770749
>>74770773
France is shaped like a star, Britain is shaped like poo
God tried to warn us
>>74770847
France is Cute!
>>74770847
>>74772247
kek
we are a cute little fish
>>74771981
kek
>>74771927
Ž A L G I R I S
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>>74772453
Not Groß enough
>>74772453
Better looking with Bessarabia
>>74772247
That would actually explain a lot of things
>>74769449
>>74769513
Chile is my #Thinspiration
>>74772296
a mouse!
>>74769400
Back off, Teuton.
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>>74771890
HOLY SHIT!!
>>74772453
Why does it look so happy?
I've always been turned on by Senegal gang-raping the Gambia
>>74772247
top lel
>>74772641
R Ü
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>>74770659
>>74772762
Looks like the front half of a whale desu
>>74772707
Because his right arm healed again
>>74772762
looks more like the Gambia penetrated Senegal deep
>>74771890
mutated flying monkey creature desu m8
i kinda like this
>>74772762
gambia looks like a prolapsed colon
>>74773196
>>74773122
I'ts a Guild Navigator.
>>74773365
delete this
>>74771302
>>74771325
>>74771658
>>74770773
Kek
>>74773254
He said country, this is a state
>>74773561
pls no
>>74771784
Tl;dr
>also lame translation Tyrone
>>74773723
http://youtu.be/10kFdSmgvVc
Sexiest country
>landcucks
>>74768916
WE WUZ HEXAGONS N SHEIT
>>74774024
Ich bin wet nao
bread is getting boring af
only Italian shoe and Scandinavian benis and balls are the land shape masterrace
>>74773922
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>74774189
Wie wär's mit dem Großdeutschen Mittelfinger
>>74770406
I think he was implying the one-state of the Caliphate
>>74771300
I'm glad I'm not the only one with a geography fetish
A need a HQ Großdeutchland map
Bitte, fellow Germans
>>74773922
>Greece
>white
>>74773309
Benis :DDDD
/pol/ - politically incorrect
>>74770847
>Red line
The Nose, every time.
>>74772762
Best map faggots
![Italy_color[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Utt6ERN.gif "Italy_color[1].gif")
>>74768916
the high heels are sexy but why is she playing football
France has always looked to me like animal hide.
>>74768916
It looks like a dancing woman.
>>74774993
makes sense
>>74768916
No idea what country that is so it must be completely irrelevant. Is it in the mid east or africa?
>>74774830
I jejed
>>74773995
Karen is the cutest country
>>74775095
>>74773122
no, actually its shaped like hung jesus praying
>>74775123
>>74772762
>Gambia: "Fuck y'all french cucks, this is our river"
Not even a contest.
>OP thinks this is sexy
Faggot.
>>74775374
Fuck up cunt
>>74775095
Her arms remind me of pic related
>>74775393
>not having claims in antartica
>>74768916
sexier than yours
>>74769513
>>74769449
>>74775935
Germany looks like a head
>>74775854
>Not having greenland
>>74776255
>looks like Merkel
>>74775123
>>74775854
GIVE IT BACK!
Our country is a chick
>>74769400
Looks like a ugly tumour
The only good thing about my country is its shape, aesthetic as fuuuuck.
>>74771488
Because it's a manly boot
Checked though
ameriga
>>74768916
>>74769513
only reason chile exist is so argentina doesn't get too powerful with exit to two oceans
>>74777731
>>74772256
Looks good as always ;)
Objectively pleasing to the eye.
>>74779243
Would have some good old Swedish times with.
>>74768916
It is pretty square.
> Round would have been best though. You know where you are with round countries. Could probably just have a perfectly circular rail system.
I bet autism wouldn't even exist in such a country.
> Shame yours is squarish.
>>74776255
>>74778751
Right, because that's the one thing holding Argentina back from being a world power
>>74770847
New meme?
>>74781718
We had developed our own jet fighters (4th country in the world) before you decided to give your Sabres to us almost for free.
>Amerikikes
>>74770847
Mr. Uppity [Nigger]
Pls. My country is shaped like a fucking lion, what more do you want?
>>74769712
Limp while watching Ahmed fuck his wife
>>74782577
So you think that planes and oceans make great countries?
>>74772507
Haha
>>74776255
>>74781709
Negerland
>>74770784
JAFAR
>>74783064
thats my fetish
>>74783064
>not Colorado
>>74770847
FRANCE A CUTE
Niger looks like Fried Chicken
>>74770847
RED LINE MAKES A JEW
>>74783064
>ohio
>>74768916
challenge accepted: scandinavia
I always thought that we were a pretty good looking country.
>>74787505
DELETE THIS
>>74781140
>>74788717
wtf I hate water now
>>74771784
>ends "kiddo"
lmao
