https://twitter.com/notch/status/734317509873139716
BOI HE BOUTTA DOIT
MY NIGGA WENT IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
>>74739259
Maybe Notch isn't so bad after all.
but he's a
>WHITE
>FUCKING
>MALE
triggered as fuck
>>74739362
he's slowly slipping over the edge.
Also he seems like he's one bad date away from going MGTOW.
>>74739259
Wow, what a racist!
>>74739362
he's a NEET
>make shitty block game
>autistic children rush to buy it
>millions of sales
>microsoft gives you a billion dollars for it
>tfw
Finally a Swed standing up for himself. What a glorious day. I knew those viking genes weren't completely bred out. Does anybody know what I can do to support him? The more red-pilled game developers there are the better.
>>74739475
>Notch
He'd be a retard not to at this point. He was married for like a year and his cunt wife took half his shit. He made a lot of god damn money off of minecraft.
Does he still browse 4chan?
>>74739833
No, I don't
>>74739833
once on 4chan, forever on 4chan
>>74739694
The fact that women are entitled to half your shit even when there are no children at all involved is fucking insanity.
>cuntfusing
Oh that's good.
That's really good.
I wish this fat fucker would hurry up and release Half Life 3
>>74739694
Good thing he waited to sell MC until after she left.
>>74739259
He's rich, he don't need to give a shit
>>74739676
I think he's pretty much off the rails these days. He's part of the elite now anyway, he doesn't need any help.
>>74739984
that relieved my anger
Notch is cool he made some good business descisions not the same I will as I want to keep my game as mah baby!
>But I have spoken with him good guy.
>>74739694
>He was married for like a year and his cunt wife took half his shit.
>getting famous
>then getting married
like why do people do this? I understand being poor and wanting companionship, but having a lot of money and looking for a wife? you might as well just find a random chick and cut her a check
>>74739984
She'll probably get half of it anyway.
>>74739984
>>74740073
oh man the fire almost rose inside me
>>74739984
I almost feel bad for Notch. Almost. Made a super popular game beloved by autists, got fucking stupid rich. Then a cunt took half after a year or so, he has few friends left, and is miserable despite being wealthy.
All of this unfolded because he made a ripoff game of infiniminer with lots of bugs and half-finished features. I wonder what his life would be like if he never got famous.
>be swedish
>become rich
>immediately leave sweden
>>74740199
Yeah bitches gone be bitches I totally get why you beat em.
Notch is me if I got insanely rich. Just sitting around shitposting all day.
>>74740217
Probably the same as it is now only he'd be also working some shitty 9/5 job instead of chilling in his villa in LA with more money than he could ever spend.
>>74739259
if i gave a shit about twitter or hash tags, i would probably use cuntfusing till it caused a feminist to kill herself.
then i would keep going.
>>74740226
This is usually how it goes, most companies that get started here leave after they grow by enough because after a point there is literally 0 reason to have a large company in Sweden.
https://twitter.com/notch/status/671771939342557184
>>74740217
He would act like the typical swede, advocate for fag equality, white guilt, mass immigration, and every other left-wing belief. It's only because of his wealth has he embraced some pride in himself.
>>74739259
>ANGRY
fucking white people
How to handle the aftermath.
>>74739954
low quality bantz m8. have a (You).
>>74739833
Do you still browse 4chan?
>>74739470
God damnit, it's
>fucking a white male
I'm beginning to think that Harriet character he interacted with is a troll account.
>>74740493
>Itself
>Doesn't answer notch's question
I hate faggots and feminists so much.
>>74740340
>having a billion dollars
>moving to LA of all god-forsaken awful places
>>74739259
MADMAN
A......A
D......D
MADMAN
A......A
M.....N
Anyone an Animator ? Programmer? Level Artist?
oh shit waddup
>>74739259
HOLY SHIT NOTCHNIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fucking based as hell. Hard to believe he is swedish
>>74739259
>You will never be a billionaire who can give zero fucks what anybody else thinks
Feels bad man.
>>74740493
>a man is mansplaining why men can't take issue with the word mansplaining
>>74740674
You can give zero fucks if you're poor, you have nothing to lose
>>74739259
Fuuuuushiiiiooooon HAAAAAAA
>>74740493
>im a man defining itself as femnist ally
WHAT A FUCKING
KEK
U
C
K
>>74740226
you pay a statetax of atleast 30 % and then some. Think roughly 45 % of my paycheck goes to the government.
Been trying to get out, but my company has no positions except in Denmark or Norway and they pay equal tax.
>>74740493
I thought male feminists was a /pol/ meme.
I mean I know there are dudes that pretend to me "ally's" to get with feminist bitches but this dude is actually calling himself "itself" and using the term patriarchy unironically.
What the actual fuck.
>>74739259
>cuntfusing
Shit. That's not even a appropriately measured retribution.
His money is definitely starting to show. Good times.
>>74740370
*sheathes katana
>cuntfusing
pic related?
>>74740674
lol what a faggot
>>74740786
ikr
>calling your self IT
absolute cuck
>>74740423
He deleted it, what did he say?
>>74740816
Bazza why
>>74739664
You sound salty as fuck to be honest. Sorry you have to be a failure NEET.
I guess one too many videos of minecraft porn have sent this Swede off the deep end
they better beef up the security at the rapefugee centers because he's about to breivik that shit
>>74740798
*teleports behind you*
>>74740816
i'm going to have to talk to your prime minister about this post
>>74740866
he didnt
>>74740866
no it isn't
>>74740786
Here's a Swedish male feminist(eng subs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFeALskQYno
It's a shame because he's a qt
>>74740493
that gordon faggot is all kinds of fucked in the head
what in the christ is that
>>74740816
WHAT THE FUCK
IMAGINE BRINGING HER HOME ON YOUR WEDDING DAY AND SHE SAYS TO YOU HOLD ON LET ME UNZIP MY PUSSY WHAT THE FUCK
>>74740732
GREATEST FEMMINST ALLY
>>74740674
Fuck moot. Ever since we got Hirohito meme magic became real.
>>74740571
>God damnit, it's
>>fucking a white male
Male white, fucking a!
>>74740908
>literally riding your mom's ass
baka senpai
>>74740951
>>74740942
fucking dropped
>>74740786
Buddy, When I was still a normie I knew male feminists were a real thing and not a dank maymay
>>74740951
>>74740942
هجوم
>>74740493
>I'm a man defining itself as a feminist ally
>itself
>feminist ally
>defining
congratulations Qaddafi, you've found the worst tweet ever.
>>74740896
I want all the fucking Chads off the board right now.
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON MENU BOYS
>>74740493
>Feminist ally
>>74740428
Thank god for him that he got the fuck out of there. Even L.A. is better for your manhood than Sweden.
>>74741016
>wedding day
>>74741016
At least you'd know she was a virgin
>>74740816
>*unzips dick*
FUCKING MEME PUSSY
I have played tf2 with him a couple of times... he was pretty mediocre.
hey fatso, if you are in this thread, name the server?
I dont get #mansplaining? If we talk seriously over their heads its somehow sexist? Like we need to babydick our speech for retard women?
now im #cuntfused
>>74740966
Shit like this makes me welcome our new Muslim overlords. What's with the retard zombie moan? Is that what they actually sound like?
>>74739259
Is she using a 'and into the trash it goes' reaction image in her post?
Didn't /pol/ start that?
Are the normies stealing our memes?
>>74739259
>#cuntfusing
TOP FUCKING NOTCH
>>74740722
I do it all the time.
>>74741168
>If we talk seriously over their heads its somehow sexist?
Anon.. It's literally 'explaining something to a woman, while being a man'
An inherently sexist act! :^)
>>74740942
>>74740951
What a huge faggot.
This just proves that billionaires are the smartest people on Earth. There's a reason they have so much money. I used to think Minecraft's success was complete dumb luck, but maybe it was because he's actually an intelligent person.
Notice how the biggest faggots are always millionaires, especially actors and musicians. Steve Jobs was a billionaire, but he's dead as shit so it doesn't count.
>>74739362
He's rich enough to not have to give a fuck anymore. Like Trump.
>>74741197
Fun fact, Finns started making assumptions that Swedish men are "like that" after WWII because the language sounds so faggy compared to our monotone speech
>>74739259
>>74739259
long live the notch.
>>74741282
Steve Jobs also thought he could cure pancreatic cancer with acupuncture and coffee enemas
what if notch lost all his weight and became a chad?
>>74741117
>>74741117
It's bring your wife's son to work day.
I'm kidding, these guys don't work they are welfare rats.
>>74740135
> this.
have nothing, get girlfriend, work your way up. that is real.
have everything, buy girlfriend, or she sees she can just move into your life, gets bored...cheats, divorces you snd takes your shit...
>>74741117
tahts a boy
>>74741437
>tfw what is a pre-marriage contract.
>>74741218
Buddy, normies have starting calling themselves normies. They have been stealing memes since forever.
>>74740217
4chan is the only friend he needs
>>74741218
its called an emoji
>>74739259
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
I still say "chicksplaining" is a better counter though.
>>74741218
>Are the normies stealing our memes?
Since 2003 yeah
>>74739259
Read his tweets
He believes men and women are equal
>>74741282
I honestly thought Steve Jobs was clinically retarded because he decided to use natural medicine to cure his cancer over a simple surgery.
>>74741359
Yeah compare that guy with Finns and you can really see the difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA
>>74741124
We're not all atheist Degenerates like you
>>74741134
No, some man had to touch her pussy and put a zipper on it that's worse than getting a Dick inside you at least a dick is natural a zipper isn't
![5919662+_26bab78e1cb742ccac018d730838f9de[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u4I3piM.jpg "5919662+_26bab78e1cb742ccac018d730838f9de[1].jpg")
>>74740493
>don't beleive me? It's all in the numbers;
>number one, that's patriarchy
>number two, that's patriarchy
>>74740493
He's pretty much this guy incarnate.
>>74741649
in all aspects except biology they are.
>>74741545
Something thats thrown out in most cases for being unfair
>>74741145
>not unzips foreskin
>>74741545
Those are often thrown out by judges in the US. Nothing will stop her from getting your money.
>>74741721
kek way to salt his wound
>>74741218
yes it's a pol thing.
I wonder how much the idiots would implode if they realized their memes are from this board.
>>74739833
you are here forever, leaf. kek bless you
>>74741641
thats lame
>>74741678
Didn't he decide to go with juice cleanses to treat his cancer?
>>74741681
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFCqUROWEKU
>>74741690
You mean they're not born with zippers!?
brb domestic violence
>>74740653
>Programmer
Sup?
>>74741545
lol that prenub shit will not work these days, theres like infinite situational loop holes for your wife to exploit.
>>74741678
What kind of cancer did he have?
>>74740493
>im a man defining itself as femnist ally
>itself
>i t s e l f
> i t s e l f
atleast it knows it's place
>>74739878
Underrated
>>74741720
Not in my country.
>>74741678
To be fair, surgery doesn't cure cancer either. Many times, it can spread even faster once you're cut open and it's messed with. I've seen it happen to my dad's friend.
I'm sure it can work sometimes, but my guess is that sometimes tumors will just grow faster if they're cut out.
Notch No!
>>74741712
No they aren't.
>>74740493
Number 1: That's patriarchy
Number 2: That's patriarchy
>>74740942
>>74740951
What is it with people saying
>the rest of the world is laughing at us
when this is absolutely not true? Your one foreign friend on twitter isnt the world god damn
>>74741780
>Americans will never know the feeling of unzipping their foreskin and storing their loonies and toonies in it
>>74741836
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way Bruce
>>74741859
They don't consider themselves human anymore so it follows that they don't choose what is best for humanity anymore. It's a disease that takes control of the host's body.
>>74741434
>shit skin
Guarenteed
>>74741846
well thats why I'm going to get married in my country where this type of shit does not fly. And the law states that when you divorce you split 50/50 of all the assets BOTH of you made only during the marriage. So if I have $2m before the marriage she cant even take a cent out of that.
>cuntfusing
I know what word I'm using from now on when I hear "manspreading" or "mansplaining"
Not surprising, he's filthy rich, and smart enough to invest his fortune in high return low risk bonds, so he can say whatever the fuck he wants. This is called fuck you Money.
>>74740493
>concerned people
WE WUZ PEOPLE OF CONCERN!
>>74741832
>>74741434
WHAT THE FUCK SHES 15!!! When I was in grade 9 this girl gave a guy a handjob and she was called the school whore. Everyone used to ask her if they can get a handjob from her I remember she was always crying in class she ended up leaving after the semester ended kek
>>74741721
>implying I wanted to have a forskin
>I would've gotten cricumsized anyway because it looks nicer too me
>>74742118
But Yankee girls like foreskins
>>74742118
>good goy is brainwashed about the reality of penile mutilation .
>>74742098
It was exactly the same way here too, and that was only 15 years ago.
>>74741801
Hey what's this fucking Mudslime Burger Flag stealing wannabe doing on my board you bootleg burger!
>>74742159
lolno
Where did you come up with that, maplenigger?
>>74740135
I doubt she took half his shit. He must have written a prenup or something. Anyways NEVER EVER marry without a prenup.
>>74739259
>first james
>now notch
Is 2016 the year of the un-cucking?
>>74742068
Terrible. Buddy of mine's mother had that. One of the worst cancers you can get. It killed her in 2 years.
>>74739259
NOTCH!
O
T
C
H
!
Because he's the herobrine we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our herobrine. He's a silent guardian.
>>74739259
And without fail, watch the cucks come flooding in to defend m'lady and show off what good feminist "allies" they are.
>>74739259
those millions of 12 yr old notch followers are about to take the red pill....
>>74741168
Prolly they thought it was inconvenient that "lecturing" was unisex since it implies women can do wrong. (Also it has an actual meaning so people can disprove it if you just throw it at them randomly.)
>>74741832
I know this guy what the fuig
>>74742249
The fact that Steve "I take credit for other peoples genius ideas" Jobs died from PC is pretty funny famalam
>>74742205
I was in grade 9 10 years ago, I remember when my friend got his first girlfriend he said he felt kind of weird having sex with her because she had sex with 2 other guys before him and it kind of grosses him out. I don't even want to know how awful the kids in school are now a days
>>74742248
>james
?
>>74739259
Are women actually this retarded?
I mean I always knew you had to keep them in line but shit nigga
>>74742268
Wait, is notch actually zimmerman in disguise? Both are fat and jewish, and have never been seen in the same place at the same time.
OH FUCK
>>74742268
>minecraft
>GOAT
This offends me
>>74742236
When they suck my dick and tell me now it looks so nice and smooth you fucking chap dick cunt. Do you want some Burt's bees for your scabbed dick paki?
>>74739259
SWEDEN
YES
>>74740942
Please don't hurt us
>>74740521
I think you mean
>how to manhandle the aftermath
>>74742159
Most girls I've met told me men look better without foreskin.
>>74741434
Gotta get those numbers up somehow, dis a hoe down.
>>74742437
BASED
A
S
E
D
>inb4 microdick silently removes him
>>74742410
AVGN
aka cuck
>>74742437
Hmm what do you do when a man isn't putting up with your bullshit, but you're not in the same room as them?
*SIGH*
What comes next? Virtual fake crying?
>>74742481
Isn't it a bit early to be drinking, Wang?
>>74739259
>being be so rich you can piss off normies and suffer practically zero social consequences
What a baller.
>>74742407
Myspace was just becoming a thing in my final year.
>>74742530
He already sold it to them. He's done with Minecraft. That's why he's free to speak his mind now.
>cuntfusing
I'm gonna start using this lel
>>74742437
Yes women are retarded. They Think they can call men shit and get away with it. In reality men are getting fucking sick and tired of this fucking constant bitching.
>>74742440
He's not Jewish m8
>>74742502
>caring about women's opinions
That's where you fucked up.
>>74740521
shoot, I hope he has a manday
>>74742502
Out of maybe 10 American girls 1 told me she likes cut better but she was Jewish and still fucked me, maybe they just don't like American men and can't stay away from a beautiful uncut Canadian cock
>>74742437
>plays MC on Windows
>>74742594
yeah but *they* may be not done with him.
>>74740038
Let's spam reddit with gofundme pages anyway. The more redditors that depart from their money the funnier.
>>74742501
you mean mandle the mantermath
>>74742502
it ain't designed for looks :)
>>74742670
manyou manmean mandle theman mantermath.
>>74742572
Only if you're a faggot
>>74742587
What the fuck so nasty
>>74742410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7_0-jidcTA
>>74741046
It was December 1st though, who knows what he thinks now. A lot of people's views have changed since then.
>>74739259
notch is a fat no talent "game*" stealing hack
but this was funny
(* minecraft is not a game)
>>74742587
Lel, I was in grade 12 10 years ago. There were no cellphones (a few people had Nokia 3310s) and there was no social media. Jesus, life was so much simpler then.
>>74742159
No they don't, just the libtard ones
>>74740217
who gives a fuck about friends when youre a billionaire,everyone is your friend
>>74739259
Notch YES
>>74741712
>they're marginally different
>so they're equal because I feel like it
>>74742437
*Sighs*
HOL UP
*Throws minecraft out the window*
YOU SAYIN
*Hoards cats*
AY YO
*Feels threatened*
YOU'S BE SAYIN
*Buys organic tofu*
THAT
*Graffitis mars symbol on front door*
AY, AY AY
*Exhausts tumblrs server space*
YOU SAYIN
*Lives in western civilization despite hating it*
THAT YOU'RE NOT SORRY???????
>>74740099
Faggot
>>74739676
>Swedes
>Vikings
>B-BUT MUH KEIVAN RUS
All notch has to do is say "I am a billionaire" and he automatically wins any argument.
The biggest danish newspaper just made an article about mansplaining YESTERDAY.
http://www.b.dk/nationalt/maend-der-afbryder-kvinder
YOU SAID YOU WOULD CONTAIN IT, AMERICANS. YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T SPREAD TO EUROPE. YOU HAVE LITTERALLY DOOMED US ALL. I DON'T WANT MY COUNTRY TO BE TURNED INTO AN AMERICAN COLLEGE CAMPUS. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. I AM NOW A CLINTORIS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74742904
You're just mad it's not a meme American women crave Canadian cock
>>74739259
If I was him i'd just join SD and run for fucking prime minister or president.
>>74741282
steve jobs ripped off his only "friend" to the tune of tens of thousands and stole all his ideas from star trek. his only "insight" was into the barren minds of vapid college chicks and what color accessories would sell them iProducts. he was a retard who got lucky more than once. bill gates literally saved his company in the 90s just because he could.
>>74742301
Do they make these fuckers in a factory?
>>74742657
Underrated bantz from sven.
>>74742650
Women tell men what they know they want to hear, stop being retarded.
>>74743027
Lol the feminists here are trying to translate it and make it a thing, it just sounds fucking retarded
>>74740942
self deprecating loser detected
>>74740493
Damn son. One-two punch.
>>74741874
What the fuck are you talking about senpai. That's not even remotely true.
>>74740674
You don't need to be billionaire to do that. you just need a backbone.
>>74742410
James rolfe, a dude who said he wasn't going to review the new ghostbusters movie, and subsequent was smeared by around 25 different e-magazines like salon etc.
>>74743027
people blame sweden and germany but America is the biggest SJW cancer on this palnet
>>74742636
>not sonday
So close
>>74741286
>>74739362
He got rich and then super pissed because there was nothing else to do. He said he got invited to parties and eventually coachella and all he did was sit in a private club during day and do nothing. He claimed everyone that attends these "high end" shit are not there to have a good time but just for PR and if you have money it's pointless to live that lifestyle as there is nothing to gain, because the others are just trying to climb the fame ladder and are boring as fuck.
>>74741693
kek
>>74739259
notch and all of you fell for a obvious troll jesus christ
>>74743101
You're just in denial, you'll never be as much as a man as me because you let doctor kikenburg take away your manhood kek maybe that's why your women want immigrants so badly they crave a real man. Maybe you should go to Europe, they love circumcised cocks there just look at all the Arabs their women fuck
>>74740896
is that from saltybet
>>74739259
HOLY SHIT
>cuntfusing
goddamn I hate Notch but that is some funny shit
>>74741023
i dislike his mod strategy though
it's like they can't fucking decide whether to leave people alone or go full rule nazi
>>74742650
I'd wager I know a couple more American girls than you, Ling Ling
>>74741282
Minecraft succeeded because it targeted the base building/Dungeon Keeper niche that had been neglected for so long. His other forays into game development were not so good.
Still, he's a cool guy.
>>74743101
>This
>Chadnadian doesn't realize women lie about their poinion on a guy's penis all the time.
>>74743177
Salon is the biggest dumpster fire on earth. I don't even think their own writers believe the shit they spew.
>>74740674
m00t should have spent more time moderating 4chan and less time smoking meth.
Now both are fucked up and we have boards like /cgl/
>>74743327
And thank god for that Jose
>>74743204
Yeah no, we are the most conservative country in the west besides russia.
TOP NOTCH
O
P
N
O
T
C
H
Making muh mancoffee. Gonna do some manstudying than I do some maneating Before I go to manbead.
>>74740942
>leftist does not realise that they are the laughingstock
>>74743350
Sh..she's just lying
Sh..she d...doesn't actually l.ll.like uncut she's just saying that for h.him!
But oh man watching her work that uncut cock is so hot I need to stroke my tiny cut dick but I have no lube life is so hard why did we have to invent cuck porn *cuts wrist for attention*
>>74743256
I'm not arguing for or circumcision faggot. And you have no idea if I'm cut or not. I'm telling you women say what they know a man wants to hear. It's common fucking sense nigger
>>74742326
Gen Z will pick up the torch.
>>74743427
LMAO
Excuse me. I'm going to go fire up MC right now.
>>74743381
Nigger, I'm German. Get out of here with your impurity
>>74743041
Moosefucker im from nebraska, the only csnadians that make it that far end up falling for the bbc meme, then leave because there aren't many left leaning coffee establishments to work at.
>>74743494
For or against*
>>74743494
What they say and what they do is different
When she's working my uncut cock like her life depended on it I'm going to assume she's into it now fuck off with your shitposting
>>74743427
I'd say you have more of the extremes. Feminists and SJWs in Europe do nothing but parrot the american left with cringy translation of tumblr lingo
>>74743483
>porn as an example
I bet you think that black guys on average have bigger dicks, huh?
>>74740217
>lots of bugs and half-finished features.
You're projecting. Fuck off back to >>>/v/.
