So, now that it has become apparent that Donald J. Trump will in fact be the leader of the United States for the next eight years, it's time for you to give back to a country that has given you everything, and will preserve constitutional righteousness for the next 100 years.
Choose your role and decide how you want to give back. Which branch will you serve in? Which job will you apply for? How many subhumans do you wish to remove?
> Army:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q-Lsi9kSXw
> Air Force:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeqZPjuLtlw
> Navy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmhuQqPcOtY
> Marines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O37LKmo0p1g
>Special Forces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4DoJvyfbw
Choose your role. Remove kebeb. Don't regret it. The largest war in the history of the human race is already underway.
Shit, I ship for Parris Island June 13th.
Going 03
Wish me luck faggots
>>74706423
>Going 03
You're making a massive mistake, there's still time
>>74706483
Fuck off I said wish me luck
>tfw you will never be a devil doge
>tfw you will serve in the Trump Legion
>tfw you will form Trumpsbrigade Commonwealth and storm the cuck lines during the Cuckocidal Trumpsade for the Reclamation of Europe
Feels fair dinkum cobber
>>74706644
maybe there'll be Trump's Foreign Legion that will act as a pathway to citizenship or something
>>74706423
good luck m8
going for OCC air
>>74707205
That's what I meant by Trump Legion
Trump will accept huwhite political refugees when our mainstream right and left parties form a coalition to stop racism r-r-r-r-right?
Or will he at least funnel guns and money to us to be a fifth column?
P-p-p-please Trump
>>74706423
goodluck.
Remove kekeb !
>>74707296
same too you bro
Are you waiting to ship?
Just did my pre-ship at meps
>>74705671
Is there a role for sitting at home a masturbating well shitposting on /pol/, because that is what all of us would do.
>>74705671
Armor might be interesting, but I'd really prefer to be able to see what's shooting at me. Having so little situational awareness and being jammed into the sardine can that is a tonk or an IFV would make me have a bad time.
Probably infantry. My eyes are too shitty for aviation, and the days of dogfighting are done.
>>74705671
Operators operating is always stressful to watch.
That said, Navy or Airforce for barrages seems a good fit.
i want to fuck the hot girls
>>74708196
To be candid with you sir the tankers have a better picture of the situation. They've got these awesome thermal optics (perhaps I'm just thinking of LAVs?) which allow you to spot niggers sneaking up in the smoky, dark distance.
There was some probably apocryphal story about an lav crew that killed 100+ fedayeen in one night because the Iraqis didn't understand the LAVs weren't trapped in a wadi with them, they were trapped in the wadi with Jewish science.
>>74707954
Correction, that's what most would do.
>join Air Force
>leaving for basic training next month
>spec ops
Trained for it my entire life (still do like I would actually do it someday), but decided not to when I learned I would just be a tool of the kikes, and not make a real difference. For the God-Emperor though, makes me happy.
>>74708473
Walking into a bar with a military uniform is the best way of doing that.
>>74708782
> Tool for the kikes
That's a neckbeard excuse for not wanting to remove Kebeb.
>>74706552
Hope you have a miserable time fuck face
I'd go infantry
Hopfully the Trumpstaffel will have very relaxed ROE's when it comes to facing shitskins
>>74706552
If you have to experience a 10th of what I had to go through when I was in, i'll be happy to know you suffered
>>74707296
Don't read the manual the night they give it to you. You'll have enough free time the next day where you are forbidden from talking that you can memorize the thing.
Would recommend ear plugs and eye covers to help you sleep the first night. They don't hastle you about unauthorized gear the first two days. It's totally disorganized.
>>74708994
Trump Is going to let the military do whatever the fuck they think is best. It wont be like Obama trying to sue every soldier who doesn't want to get wacked.
Trump will let our military remove kebeb with no limitations.
>>74709032
> I signed up for war and got injured. I recommend no one else do it.
Fucking pussy faggot.
>>74709032
Thanks for the advice
Suicide squad
NAVAL AVIATOR
I'll probably end up flying the mail plane, though.
Should I go Army for 11b or go Marines for 03?
If I was to do 11b it would be with option 40
>>74705671
I'm already shipping for Fort Jackson in August. Gonna go Airborne and be a medic.
>>74709208
>Signed up for war
Underage detected
Can't do combat due to broken back
good at vidya
I'm a drone pilot.
>>74709233
Last year around this time I was in Florida and was at the Naval aviation museum which is on a naval base and they had a graduation ceremony going for the upcoming naval pilots. It was pretty cool.
>>74709068
thank you for your service and not being a pissbaby like I am
if it's any consolation the company I work for develops body armors
Maybe Trump will actually start equipping you with some since Obama and Bush don't seem to give a fuck
>>74709340
Army is mostly non-combat. Best way to see action is go Marine infantry but i'd go in as an officer if I were you.
>>74708546
I read a book awhile back called Tools of Violence that had a chapter on armored warfare. It came out in '07 or '08, I really can't recall, so things may have changed some since then, but the book went into detail on tank tactics and usage from WW2 on up to Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as some of the challenges and mental stresses the crews faced. One of the ones that stuck out to me was the lack of situational awareness on the part of the individual tanker and how it impacted them mentally; there are only so many view ports you can put on a tank after all. Add to that things like long-term spinal injuries from the constant vibration of the vehicle and the effects of IEDs, and it painted a picture that wasn't very pretty. The Abrams is excellently armored, but I don't think I'd be able to perform well in a situation where I couldn't even look around. With all the fancy new whiz-bangs they're getting nowadays, it may be outdated though.
>>74709383
Faggot that signed an open contract detected.
You're one of those pussies that tell people not to go in because they might go to war. Go back to ihateusmc.com
>>74709420
Nice sentiment but I'm still not in.
OCS injury drop. Fuck my life.
>>74709420
> company I work for develops body armors
IF I was a billionaire I would also have a company that works on military tech. I would try to produce armor and weapons that are fucking insane.
>>74708901
Please as if going in when I was of age was truly the time to remove kebeb. That time has yet to truly come, but it is fast approaching, and I will most certainly be there fag.
>>74709383
You're like that guy that singed up for the Marines after 9/11 then got injured and started protesting against Bush even though you volunteered for service.
A typical pussy.
>>74709368
Good luck bro
>>74709460
I'm probably gonna enlist since OCS is selective as fuck and I don't intend on going to college until after the military
I already have enough money lined up from my summer/winter jobs to be able to pay for college if i didn't get in.
>>74709665
You fuckin better be. WW3 will be against Islam and Trump will kick that shit off and it will be fucking glorious.
>>74709068
fuark m8, sounds intense. How is it? air or ground? i want to fly bad, studying up for the ASTB. i took it once already just need to boost my scores a bit.
>>74709748
The only reason I say officer is because officers have a better idea of what's going on during missions and patrols. Like you will be the one interrogating the enemy. But enlisted can still remove kebeb with maximum efficiency.
>>74707833
yeah i have been to MEPS. i have to get qualifying scores on the ASTB, then take the PFT, then get an easy wavier, then go to pensacola for a flight physical
a lot of work just to get to training, but its gonna be sweet when i get those wings m8
>>74705671
Army - Chemical Weapons Mortar Platoon
Shaking bacon cities full of coons and spics with VX
>>74709887
How difficult would San Diego be?
I've worked 18+ hours per day, 7 days a week for 3 months on an Alaskan crabbing boat if it can be compared to that.
>>74705671
Oh great, NEET hardon thread.
>>74709561
what happened?
>>74709784
Astb is a breeze. If you played video games you can handle the little flight sim better than normal people. If you took math in college you can ace the rest of the test except for naval history. Make sure you study that. They will ask you who Chuck Yeager is and it won't be fair and it will affect your future.
Turned down an air contract to go ground. Now I'm too old for air.
Oh, and get your OSO to train you on the drone portion of the test. Make a compass rose on a post-it note and use it to help you. It's all kosher.
The drone thing is the updated version of the jet direction/attitude test you've seen in practice materials.
>>74709721
Thanks bb. I'll need it for Airborne training.
>>74709561
Shitty; sorry to hear that.
Knew a guy who got discharged two years ago after hurting his back drop kicking a sniper off a highrise when his gun jammed. That's the story he goes with anyway and he's batshit enough to do it.
>>74709233
who cares flying anything is gonna be epic
>>74710152
>>74709784
Just reread and saw you've taken it before.
Too many people in admin and recruiting know my story at this point and I don't want to be identified as a poltard in the fleet so I'll just say an earlier injury flared up very early in ocs.
>>74710053
I wasn't a Marine. My info come from a friend who was enlisted and he just said he would do it again as an officer.
I think you would be fine.
>>74710068
Says the faggot posting pictures of spiderman.
Kill yourself neckbeard. Your kind wont be allowed in Trumps America.
>>74708782
Professional trigger puller is always a tool for professional lawmaker or politician, nothing new.
>>74710425
thanks for the advice. if you get dropped from officer training what happens?
the only thing is i hate running. do you hate running as much as i do? do all marines hate running? so fucking monotonous
I ship out to basic training in September 68W
>>74710568
I hope you get lynched by a Spetsnaz.
>>74710716
Goodluck, Trooper.
>>74709068
Yea the first week is all sitting around with that damn book yet I still dont know my general orders.
I made it through the 10 weeks and declined my commision. No way was I going straight into TBS after that shit show, I was so weak by the end I could barely walk.
And yea if I had to do it again I would have kept so much contraband but if you forget to lock your locker and they dump it all out to fuck with you. They might find your stuff and youll be kicked out on the spot.
I was hiding protein bars and eating them at 3:30 am during the last few weeks.
>>74709715
Actually none of that but nice try
>>74705671
which branch of the military lets me genocide californians
>>74710857
they just dont feed you enough?
>>74710687
Not him, but try to think about other things while you run. It helps.
>>74711050
Well, You could become a SEAL and be stationed next to San Diego then at night go lynch liberals then sneak back into base.
>>74710820
>Good luck trooper
Just get out of here, you're cringey
>>74710568
Is recruiting big in Russia. Do recruiters go to schools to recruit like in the US?
What do we think the most likely place the military would be deployed to during a Trump presidency
Specifically combat deployments.
>>74709460
The best ways to see action are to either get an airborne or ranger contract in the Army. 82nd, 173rd, and ranger battalions deploy all the time and their deployment schedule is likely to continue for years because most of the leg units got shifted to being tankers as it costs about a gorillian dollars to deploy strykers and bradleys to every turd world dumpster fire. CAG, SF, SEALs, and other groups will keep deploying as well but for most those jobs are a pipe dream. USMC is a meme branch for people who want to "claim their title" and other such bullshit. Also if you actually want to see action officer is not the way to go. Too easy for some young LT to become some staff officer fixing typos on Intel briefs or scheduling units for sensitivity training wheras enlisted guys are on the line as a default. Good luck. Stay hydrated and don't quit.
>>74711154
Dude. You've just been shitposting. No one here likes you and Trump would hate you.
>>74711257
>You've been shitposting
>>74711191
Perhaps Saudi Arabia or Iran .
>Which branch will you serve in?
air force
>Which job will you apply for?
nuclear missile command
>How many subhumans do you wish to remove?
6 billion
>>74711191
He's already said he wants troops in Iraq against isis.
Hopefully Saudi Arabia though.
>>74711257
>>74711352
I forgot summer started, now we have high school teenagers LARPing on /pol/
>>74711215
Well obviously special operators will get more action. But Marine infinity sees a fuck ton of combat in times of war.
>>74705671
Already serving as an infantry officer in the army. Gets me hard when people salute me, also people \are dumb as hell.
>People come up to me if I walk around in uniform and thank me for my service
>People offer to buy me food and drinks
I have shot more loads with my dick since I joined the army than I have with a gun.
>>74710687
You will run a lot as an officer. If you aren't already, start going to every one of your OSOs PT sessions. You'll love running once you see yourself becoming faster than the prior enlisted candidates.
Once you get dropped you spend a day sitting around for an interview with this female HR officer who gives you a document saying why you were dropped and what their recommendation is for you to return. I was recommended to reapply, others I assume weren't, one guy was strongly recommended to reapply because he just needed ten more days for his 180 day lasik recovery to be over.
Once you are dropped you go home and life sucks. You have no job. That's why I'm going enlisted first this time. Injury can happen to anyone but if you are already a Marine then you go back to your unit to recover.
>>74710857
Never heard anyone turn down a commission after all that. Would not recommend keeping contraband, to be sure. I just meant bring something to cover your eyes the first night because it is so disorganized and a lance corporal is the only person in charge of you the first two nights.
Did you go back to the fleet or were you a civilian?
>>74711055
They feed you plenty btw. Way more than you can eat.
>>74711430
All you can do is keep shitposting comments directed towards me because no one else will give you (yous).
Here is your last one, then you can go b8 another thread for attention.
>>74711382
I don't think it's that likely we see troops in direct combat against ISIS unless it's a seizure of Mosul
They're collapsing extremely quickly now. When the Kurds link the cantons then they're gonna collapse within 3 months without fresh recruits being able to come in.
I sure as hell hope we go to Saudi Arabia though
>>74709383
asking seriously, why does the one DI have an outer belt?
>>74708782
>My entire life
>17 year old
>>74711709
That's this whole thread tb.h
>>74711169
They always did, "patriotic upbringing clubs" are all over the place. Schools, colleges, as separate entities.
They don't really need to appease people since conscription is a thing, just brainwash them enough to not avoid it/stick around and do it full time.
They also use jihadi-like tactics like using social networks to gather "volunteers" for "vacation" in ex-Ukraine republics. Help our fellow slavs win freedom, as they say.
>>74711709
kek
>>74711759
Well it's different for you because life in Russia sucks dick. Like In America is great. Burgers, Guns, beer and freedom. We do it right. So us trying to defend our lifestyle is more understandable.
>>74705671
>Was a 19k for the US Army
If I was to do it again I'd of gone psyops.
>>74710754
It's true though. A soldier or SWAT officer have no political pull. They do something wrong or step out of line and thousands of their ex-comrades will answer the call to kill them on behalf of the politician, lawyer or corporate executive.
>>74707296
Have fun boot
I'm already serving as a chaplain assistant in the Army. How is this going to affect me during our mighty leader's rule?
>>74711759
Here they usually get the ones who don't get accepted into college or need a way to pay for it. Benefits are definitely a big thing.
>>74708782
This is the dumbest post I have read in years.
coast guard because I'm a faggot
>>74705671
Why don't these special forces wear helmets?
>>74705671
>want to join the military
>want to have valuable life experiences
>want to see the world
>want to learn things applicable to civilian life
>don't want to be trapped behind a desk
>don't want to come back fucked up
>don't want to be killed
What do
>>74712241
We always make jokes about the coast guard applicant being a myth because every time I go to MEPS they are closed with every branch busy doing shit.
>>74712302
Man the fuck up
>>74712296
They're probably just posing for pictures with the hats, most special forces still use helmets in combat
>>74705671
I want to be a human rocket
>>74712302
>implying 90% of military jobs are not safe
>>74712381
>MEPS they are closed with every branch busy doing shit.
No idea what any of this means
Seriously considering joining coast guard if Trump wins.
>>74712302
Something in The Navy.
>>74711446
They routinely get easy missions and turn them into epic stories for great PR. Almost every USMC fairy tale has some USMC fuck up as one of the primary causes. Well planned and executed missions rarely require heroics.
>>74712302
Navy
>>74712425
You better be an overseas serviceman and not a stinking Jap with a tiny cock telling me what to do
>>74711646
There are American troops in direct combat against ISIS
>tfw you will never been in trumps privately funded army
>tfw you'll never be a golden lion
Why even live?
I'll just take the job where I burn the ditches filled with bodies, thank you.
>>74711464
>>74711536
it doesnt seem that bad desu, just gotta stay in really good shape and arrive injury free?
you go home on the weekends right?
>>74712109
Colleges and universities here have lots of free slots and give the right to postpone conscription, so most people go there either way.
I guess working contract (you skip conscription and become a pro soldier akin to US military presonnel, get paid, get food and bunk, but the contract is longer than conscription) could be used to pay for college if one desires to go that way, but it's rare enough that you don't hear about it.
Some military specializations require college/university degree like Medics, Engineers and radio operators. Pilots require external experience and don't go from conscript to pilot either.
>>74712789
I wish flamethrower was still an MOS
>>74712709
I'm talking more of an open combat role like Afghanistan or Iraq
Of course there are Special Forces in direct combat and Advisers training people, but I don't think ISIS lasts long enough for us to see mass deployments to Iraq
>>74712529
This picture makes me want to buy one of those $100 navy simulators and fight China.
He is saying the coastguard had no applicants at medical processing. Medical processing (MEPS) is a series of facilities shared by all branches where candidates are brought in to see doctors. They make sure you aren't a physical nightmare.
>>74708901
nice try, shlomo
>>74712656
>>74712597
I'm not gay enough for the navy
>>74712789
You know what? I'm with you.
>>74705671
U.S. Rangers, Navy SEALs or Green Berets probably.
>>74712864
After three weeks you get weekend libo I hear. It can be revoked and all you get to do is wander around Quantico and pay for your own hotel room. That's what I hear.
>>74712938
oh, they were all healthy. kek.
>>74705671
I'm in my early 30s with a master's degree, and I kind of want to join now.
>>74712910
Do they give alot of benefits for education or would you get little since it's mandatory anyway?
>>74713028
thanks m8 lots of good info
>>74713275
Well, depending on the unit they might teach you how to shoot, drive and operate military equipment.
In real world it doesn't translate into anything unless you're trying to get work with bank security, armed security or PMC. Then they'll look at your military history, if you had confidential info permissions etc to judge if you're operator enough to fend off armored car robbers with only 60 shots of 5.45x39.
There are no programms that let you get discounts on education or anything like that, but you can use money you earned during contract work to pay for that. Meanwhile military, enforcer and such colleges that train officers, cops or FSB agents are always free, but of course you need to be a top tier human to get in.
I can't do anything worthwhile with flat feet, huh?
>>74705671
Air Force
>>74713741
Free training for cops would be nice. After military i'm looking at law enforcement but they would need them to sponsor me to pay for the academy.
>>74714490
Sorry, "Free" training. As in, you gotta pay bribes to get in or be sponsored by a regional command, aka be one of their own people. The result is the police acts like a mafia.
>>74705671
I'm an AT in the Navy.
>>74709340
Dont go army. You'll regret it. The amount of black females is atrocious. It's almost 50% female it seems. I'm in the Marines and it's sad to see how PC they are when they talk, how they can't say shit around women without being njp for harassment
>>74714854
Russia man, sounds hard to get into anything with government that's not mandatory.
>>74712302
You'll want to die when the MC barracks are 103f in the middle of summer and there's bullshit from NCOs left right and centre
>>74705671
Im 26 and dont have any direction in my life. I think I need a god kick in my ass since I never had that in my life.
I want to be able to join the Army or Marines once Trump wins (and only if Trump wins).
I've been in the army for 2 years as 19K (abrams crewmember)
Don't join the army.
>>74715302
I heard Twenty Nine Palms was a nice place to be stationed.
>>74715184
That's true. After all, the closer you're to government the more powerful you are and easier it is to get rich by stealing.
>>74715613
Fuck that place. Join the army, it's all about Fort Irwin. If you're really lucky you might even get to go to Fort Wainwright
>>74708782
Yeah I kept getting the black ops trying to recruit me because I'm pretty handy with a bo staff. But I was like whatever.
>>74715613
Tatooine is a real place. I'm in Okinawa
Am I going to be killed or will there be a Colored Guard?
>>74705671
i'm a neet but i can hack shit and do low-level programming so uh cyber warfare i guess? ?
>>74716105
Can you make my gamertag in call of duty all colorful?
>>74715518
This
Whether or not Trump wins will directly impact my decision to join the military or not
>>74711689
Senior DI
>>74712916
it will be in the new Grand Trumpian Military, brother
I for one will be infantry as part of his foreign legion, or the standard military when he inevitably annexes us
>>74705671
>tfw shit vision
I'll just do whatever the god-emperor lets me
>>74706423
>Shit, I ship for Parris Island June 13th.
>Going 03
>Wish me luck faggots
>>74706483
03
>You're making a massive mistake, there's still time
Coincidence saw this poster today & remembered this thread. Thought to myself did that guy say 03?
>>74709233
Dude you have no idea how sweet a gig flying the Greyhound is. You get to chill with celebrities doing USO tours to and from the ship. Friend of mine's kid got that gig and he was getting promoted quickly.
I'm too old to enlist. I'm in my 30s. Best I can do is weekend warrior shit.
>>74705671
I WILL REMOVE MINES WHILE REMOVING KEBAB. EMPEROR TRUMP YOU CAN COUNT ON ME AS A COMBAT ENGINEER
>>74714916
I was an "I" level AT from 97-01. W/C 610 was the easiest job I ever had. Made E-5 in 3 and a half years. Should have stayed in. I'd be a senior chief or a CWO by now. Currently working as an Avionics Field Engineer on MQ-9's. Easy money and only do actual work 5% of the time. I'm actually at work right now.
0311 for 4
Missed the war, you probably will too.
Should I re-enlist and actually fight for my country this time around or should I get out and join Trumps Deportation Force?
>tfw son of legal immigrants
>they'll never see me coming
>>74722362
Think of all the Mexicunt you'll get if you get super fucking corrupt dude. You could be Mexico's Genghis Khan and impregnate all of the daughters in exchange for turning a blind eye to their habitation, it'd be great. You could get even more corrupt and shoot them after you're done, I'm not going to judge you dude.
>>74705671
One that allows me penetrate leftist traitor circles and subvert or rat out for execution
>>74709230
>when you wanna die in a death company
I await everyday
Army with an Option 40 contract
ranger the fuck up
>>74722558
>shoot them when I'm done
Well Anon, they're not going to be in this country at the end no matter what happens..
Its the perfect deterrent
>>74707205
soo... Marines?
Airforce
Why? Simple: Best survival chances, the troops on the land count on me when there is a bad situation, even the navy counts on me when there is a bad situation.
I will get also many girls, because (I know it from some Bundeswehr pilots here in Germany) they love pilots from the army.
You get a good payment, which means you can impregnate more white women, which means you save the white race with it too.
>>74712678
Yeah, I'm an "overseas serviceman," you dick. Army, 56M, 5 years and counting. From my experience over here, even the Japanese have more courage than you. My wife has done more than you, and she's full civi. If you're even thinking of joining, do it. You won't regret it and it'll make you better than what you are now.
I'll join Trump's Foreign Volunteer Deportation Force.
>>74706483
That's just boot camp. It's not like that in the fleet
>>74705671
im just going to stick to what i know... farming, troops gotta eat right?
>>74723067
Id love to join up just to get stationed in japan, but I know that is highly unlikely.
>>74723281
If you're actually into farming, then I have to give you props, because motherfuckers like you keep everyone else moving
Chemical warfare.
>>74723498
If you join and complete a contract, then every reenlistment you're given the option to go wherever you want. Granted, that adds more years to your service. To clarify, after you join you doing get a first choice
>>74723652
*Don't, not doing. Drunk and on a phone
>>74723498
Same guy, again. If you go air defense, you have a higher chance of getting sent to Japan.
I'm already a 1A8 . getting paid to learn Korean in wonderful Monterey
I'll volunteer for cafeteria duty. I know its pleb tier, but the Trump regime will usher in a new era of food quality for our military. Every base, foreign or domestic, will have cafeterias that look like pic related. School lunches will receive a similar upgrade after the concept is proven in the military.
>>74705671
>>74723953
Monterey is awesome, especially cannery row. If you want to head to a dive bar then hit up Segovia's. It's cash only though. I spent many drunken nights wondering around the streets there. You won't regret it.
>>74718620
thanks, AF fag here, we had ropes, blue for top 10% and black for top 1%.
The photo makes it look like the Senior is getting briefed
T-72 driver
>>74709555
You can't go infantry if you sign open contract. Nice try
>>74723953
Samefag here again. Don't waste your time at the mucky duck whatever you do
>>74710053
It's 4 years of garbage man, 5 for some people. It's somewhat challenging physically, but the real struggle is being led by power-hungry functioning retards for 4 years. I recommend army tbhfam. It looks the same on a resume
>>74712601
>iwo jima
>easy
Buttmad hooah detected. Did you get cucked by a marine?
>>74723953
I went through there too haha. Does 남 선생님 still work there? She was hot as fuck
>>74724332
Nah nigga its all about duffys out the back gate
>>74705671
We must not go to war with our european brothers again
