>having a white baby boy next week
What are some good baby names? Should I get him circumcised? What should I do to prevent him from being a degenerate? I was thinking of naming him Odyssey.
>inb4 bad name kill urself
I was thinking of also naming him my dad's name, Cohen.
Adolph
>>74698955
Just call him faggot. That way, he'll take after his father.
Tyrone
>>74698955
Don't be a retard and ruin your kid's sexual pleasure for his entire existence.
Names:
Alexander
Christopher
Richard
George
William,
etc
Also vote leave lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
Don't circumcise, and that's a shit name. At home never forget to supplement his common core edducation.
>>74698955
No circumcision you dumb faggot, do some research
>>74698955
Chad
>>74698955
Robert is a really strong male name. A bit common, but not common in our current generation.
>>74699145
10/10 post
>>74698955
Hunter
Maverick
Ryder
>>74698955
>What should I do to prevent him from being a degenerate?
Don't give him a degenerate name like Odyssey.
Also why would you even ask about getting him circumcised? Of course not.
>>74699239
Those sound like army names, But I like them.
Edgar Homoberg
>>74698955
Transition her immediately. Her name can be moonsong
>>74698955
>(((Cohen)))
>>74698955
>I was thinking of also naming him my dad's name, Cohen.
>>74699033
FIRST POST BEST POST
Gary
Only 28 baby's were named Gary in 2013
ALEXANDER
>>74699319
Well, then you're a gigantic faggot who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I hope it's stillborn.
>>74699364
how many muhammads?
>>74699398
>>74699145
This.
>>74698955
>Cohen
So you're trolling? If not, Celtic/Old Norse names sound strong and actually mean something. Both of my children are named after gods from the Norse pantheon.
>>74699341
My father is not jewish, and our generation consists of American-French
>>74699398
but then they shorten it to alex and alex is gay as fuck
>>74698955
>>74698955
Shit name, kill yourself. At least name him Odysseus, a real name. Don't get him circumcised, it's a Jewish practice. Don't raise him strictly, but don't let him do whatever he wants without consequence. Don't drop the redpill as soon as possible. Ease into it over the years. By high school he should be fine.
>>74699449
>cohen
>not jewish
pick1
let me guess . . . is your name shlomo?
>>74699449
>American-French
>not jewish
uh..
>>74698955
why would you mutilate your wife's son?
if he's not happy with being uncut he can still get it done when he has the cognitive skills to actually agree to this barbaric practice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_zkKciuIpA
name him after his father, Jamal
>baby boy
How do you know about its gender identity yet?
>>74699398
Make sure his middle name is "Gaper", so everyone knows you named him after a literal faggot.
Pol faggot having a kid. Can't get your hand pregnant.
>>74699453
Maybe when he's young but once he's a young man he'll start using Alexander again and it'll be great
>>74698955
Abort it! He will be a rapist
>>74698955
>I was thinking of also naming him my dad's name, Cohen.
Not subtle enough. Kill yourself, you childless faggot.
>>74698955
>thinking of naming him Odyssey
>should I mutilate his penis?
What is wrong with you people?
>>74699033
Based
>>74699585
Or you tell him his name is Alexander and not alex, explain to him why. That way he will always be glorious
>>74698955
>Odyssey
lel that's fucking retarded mate why wouldn't you name him Odysseus or Ulysses.
Dad's name is also honorable
>>74699398
but what if he turns out to be a brony or something? won't that be a disgrace?
Give him a traditional name OP, don't be a special snowflake, your son doesn't deserve to have to deal with it for the rest of his life.
Also, if this is your first child, good luck.
I have three now and it's amazing, but at the same time, it's a living hell. Say goodbye to sleeping in, privacy, having hobbies, and going where you want, when you want without finding a babysitter first.
>>74699564
>had multiple wives
>conquered everything he came across
>never lost a battle
KEEP BEING JEALOUS CUNT
>>74699572
>mfw I can't get 2D pregnant... yet
>>74699710
That even better
>>74698955
>Cohen.
Not white, sorry to tell you m8
>>74698955
Magnus
>>74698955
>making things up on the internet
Name it kanker
>>74698955
Might as well name him Beta Cuck Master now so you arent disappointed any further by the little shit later on.
Make sure to avoid giving him a name with hebrew roots (i.e. the kind of names that show up in the bible).
Pick a traditional name from your area/lineage/bloodline, especially if it's one that's commonly used today.
>>74698955
how about Cocker
>>74698955
Don't get your son circumcised. Consider this scenario:
>I've dipped your son's pre-circumcision baby cock into a beaker of water and measured the water displacement.
>I've circumcised your son and repeated the experiment, dipping his tiny baby cock into the beaker of water and measuring the water displacement.
>Your son's cock has displaced more water pre-circumcision and is objectively larger.
Don't mutuate your son! Both my sons are whole white with old German/Norse names. If we have a third we are going with a Celtic name.
>>74698955
Long John
your son will thank you
Alistair
Felix
Edmund
Luke
Claudius
Spencer
Lucius
Frederic
Roman
Lawrence
Hans
Erik
Heinz
Ulysses
Ulrich
George
Erwin
>>74698955
>odyssey
wow way to ruin his life. might as well call him shanique you fucking nigger
>>74700420
>no Chad
>>74699033
Just came to make sure this was posted.
>>74698955
1. Try to avoid the popular names list.
If theres one thing that pisses off a kid its being the fifth person with the same name in his class.
2. Try to be original but not degenerate.
Go with something Biblical but not too far off.
3. My suggestion
Theodore - Can call him Ted, Teddy, or Theo when he gets older.
>>74698955
>asking /pol/ for advice on how to raise your child
I feel sorry for your son already
>>74700495
I thought it was a nice name because of the spectacular movie, 2001: A space Odyssey. I thought me and him could watch that movie when he gets older.
>>74700200
just get it bifurcated
>>74700798
I named my baby, Cadillac.
Because I like cadillacs and figured he could drive me around in one when he gets older.
>>74699145
2nd for richard. I have a 16 month old richard. Non circumcized because I'm not retarded
>>74698955
>Should I get him circumcised?
Please don't hurt him like that. It's entirely unnecessary and irreversible.
>>74698955
Definitely get him circumsized. You don't want some dirty elephant skin hanging down there. Disgusting looking and unhygienic.
>Name him Iron, Wolf, Attila, Forest, Storm or Cipher.
>>74701013
Do the exact opposite of what this fucking leaf says
>>74698955
Adolph
>>74699103
After the father?
Do not get him circumsized.
It's genital mutilation, plain and simple. I have a young son, convinced my wife that we didn't want a circumcision. Feels good man.
>>74698955
Odessey is lame as fuck.
Sounds forced as fuck.
Its hipster as fuck.
Like your trying to say, hey we are different! Notice us!
>Odysseus
>Ulysess
Names that actually mean somthing and command respect.
>>74701258
>Not going with Diomedes or Ajax
Jesus was circumsized.....
Its degenerate to not cut the penis
>>74701428
Dude noone cares if your mexican baby was circumsized or not.
>>74699145
I approve... but you must add "Donald"
t. Christopher
Can't go wrong with Jack
>best friend had a new baby today with his wife
>i'm still that one immature friend with no gf and no life prospects
my life is turning into some shitty sitcom
Mitchell
>>74699239
Middle name
no
fuck no
>>74700798
Poor quality bait. No one is this fucking stupid.
Taishaun.
>>74698955
Name him Barron
>>74698955
Just had a baby Girl two days ago congrats man it is going to be one hell of a ride nothing else in life compares to the feeling you will get.
>>74698955
Naming after family is a good tradition. Cohen is good.
Try to avoid most Roman/Greek names. Something like Marcellus isn't bad because you can always shorten it to Mark or whatever... but if you call your kid something like Odyssey or Tiberius or some shit they're gonna hate your fucking guts.
>>74698955
Just had my first child on the 20th of may. I'm Danish and mum is kiwi euro.
>>74698955
>caring this much about circumcision
>projecting self insecurities by calling people "faggot" or "tranny degenerate"
do you losers want to suck dick?
Actual based names for consideration coming through (* denotes strong names with a warning for JOOish origin):
Alexander
Apex
Apollo
Archimedes
Ares
Amadeus
Amon
Aziel*
Callum
Deus
Dmitri
Gabriel*
Gunther
Haldor
Julius
Luther
Maximus
Sampson*
Solomon*
Talon
Valor
>>74699033
THIS
>>74698955
Don't cut his dick and don't call him Odyssey or Cohen (it sound jewish), and to prevent degeneracy you should learn him war history and west culture, and do not let his professors or whoever saying his propaganda to him
It will be fine bro
>>74701573
Knock up a hooker and be a single dad when she overdoses.
>>74701823
>Danish and Kiwi
Why is this such a common mix.
>>74698955
August is a god-tier male name.
>>74698955
Name him SOUTH WEST.
>profit you cuck...
dont circumsize you cuck
Donald
>>74700798
>shitty movie
>not the "epic poem" by Homer.
JUST
>>74698955
Name- give him some patrician ones
>Alexander
>Patrick
>Edward
>Thomas
>Nicholas
>George
>Andrew
Circumcision?
>no
>degeneracy prevention
Shelter him from degeracy/electronics/tech at an early age and inculcate core values like honor, respect, and loyalty. Expose him to his history. As he gets older and is exposed to marxism, take his hand and lead him through it, pointing out its flaws. Show him the work right wing intellectuals.
He won't stray too far from your standards as long as you are a good father.
>>74698955
>I was thinking of naming him Odyssey
>>74698955
>Cohen
Cohen what, Goldstein?
>>74698955
Donald
And don't mutilate your aryan son
>>74698955
>Should I get him circumcised?
If you are actually considering this as an option then you have no right to be a father. Have you thought about post-partem abortion?
Douglas
Don't circumcise
>>74701915
>west culture
You mean "culture" of stealing from other people, colonization, enslavement and degeneracy?
>>74698955
If you think your son will be a badass, name him
SIGISMUND or STANISLAUS
>>74702372
Shouldn't you be in Germany by now?
>its a boi
>oh sheit waddupp
>>74702372
yes
>>74702453
Forced
>>74698955
Albert.
Viggo.
Frederick.
Do your research, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_name
You can use a Latin-based name, but they typically aren't as masculine, and niggers use them.
>>74702453
o shiiiii it's dat boi!!!
waddup
>>74701857
Solomon is such a badass sounding name
it's a shame its jewish
>>74701829
>poor mutilated fag is butthurt
>>74698955
Tyler, it's a chad name.
>>74702615
>Albert.
>Viggo.
>Frederick.
>>74702749
>implying the jews didn't snip you too
And if they didn't then that means you're probably a spic, which is worse
>>74699892
With that name, you doom a child to be either circus strongman or wizard
>>74702980
No. My mom just didnt want her baby boy to be harmed. Sorry your mother hates you man.
>>74699145
Weird, I'm cut and it feels pretty good. I guess my existence is ruined. Christopher Robin is a bad name. James and The apostles are better or Chanute
>>74702629
>>74702615
>t. Albert Barbosa
>>74698955
Leif, and no.
oven Mcfuhrer
>>74699033
This.
>cohen is a rabbi surname
>>74698955
Call im "Happening".
>Who is this?
>It's Happening
>>74698955
DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT GET HIM CIRCUMCISED. I WILL WRECK YOU PERSONALLY IF YOU DO.
>>74698955
MAGAKAN
Make America Great Again Kill All Niggers
>>74699239
Gay
Gayer
Gayest
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bf84DuX.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Why give your spawn a name at all? Names are SO overdone.
>>74699099
/thread
>>74698955
Call him Berthold.
>>74698955
>Should I get him circumcised?
NO....trust me I got circumcised even though my parents have no religious affiliation.
I hate them for it.
>>74704308
Paperwork.
Also my wife wants to call our son "Ezekiel" or "Misha". I think those are gross names but I haven't told her.
>>74699145
Top lad
Chad
>>74699228
I know a Robert. He's a massive liberal stoner that wont part with his views (even when he completely agrees with the arguments against them) because he is too emotionally attached to them. Also, he looks exactly like this picture of Kittens.
>>74699145
William is one of the best names there are
>>74698955
Boyd
Skyler Trump Wall 911 is the purest name of this decade.
Keep in mind that your cuck child will be educated in school by milenials while you work a trade job scooter. The wife will be cleaning evidence in the meantime.
I think short but strong names sound good:
John
Matt / Mathew
Adam
Nathan
>>74699453
Fuck you victor
>>74698955
Patriot.
>>74699145
Godspeed lad, Godspeed
>>74698955
Literally John if you're really indecisive about it. No matter what he looks like, sounds like, or acts like, it'll always fit him from birth to adulthood to seniority. The middle name is up to you. I'd go with James since it adds in a larger variety of nicknames, but I don't know your last name so just pick something that pairs nicely with John and the last name, and also isn't juvenile-sounding like Kyle or Oliver, or millennial bullshit like Aidan or Mason. It's such a plain name that people have moved away from it in recent years, which means it'll be somewhat rare in your son's generation despite, so it's both old and new.
John James __________
It's a safe bet because it can go with any type of person.
NAME HIM CARL
>>74699145
>tfw I'm called William
>>74698955
hmm either Mathew, Mark, Luke, or John.
>>74698955
name him jacob anton, its a very good name. Also get him circumised, because it without it could cause phimosis, you really don't feel like pulling down your boys dick skin do you no offense its just hard i hear.
>>74698955
>hasn't seen the kid yet
>is sure it's white
prepare for a surprise anon
>>74707898
if its this, i would just walk out on your wife, put your money into different bank accounts and just take your shit and leave the state or country.
>>74707696
Btw Odyssey is a dumb name. I as joking on my first comment but that name is shit. Everyone will just end up calling him Od for a nick name. Sure put that shit on his birth certificate but make a nick name for him so he's not a special snowflake.
>>74698955
Michael is the best name and will always be the best name. Fuck off with this Odyssey shit.
>>74708321
>naming your kid after the first "lady"
>>74704672
m8 those names are from that shit tv show Supernatural. Please for the love of your child don't name him that.
Name him Lucretius or Ignatius or some badass Roman name.
>>74698955
Timothy
>>74698955
>NEW BABY
What's an old baby? A Van Halen album art? You should have never procreated.
>>74698955
Walter
Wolfegang
Winston
Charles
Abraham
There's my 2 cents.
Marcus
Um excuse me? Did the baby already decide it's gender? Id give it a gender neutral name until it decides :
Taylor
Alex
Morgan
Charlie
>>74698955
congrats OP. im truly happy for you
how about a nice name like Tyrone or maybe DeShawn?
no really though, congrats
>>74699239
These can be either white trash or nu-male names. Kys if you actually name your kid these.
Hunter LMFAO.
>>74698955
Alexander
>>74706616
Jingleheimer
>>74710770
good one, also
Theodore
>>74706616
I hate the name John. It truly is the "parents just didn't give a fuck." At least for me it's technically a family name.
Eric
The only uncucked name in existence.
>means ever kingly in norse
>>74709716
Poo bantz best bantz
Star Scream.
Gorgak the Destroyer.
pale white cracka
balogna wet dog
white devil
opie
casper
ben garrison
adolf
>>74698955
Gideon is a really cool boy's name.
>>74711017
lol
dindu nuffin
eugene its a good name my mom named me it hahahahahhaha its good right haha
>>74711393
say its good
>>74700798
Odysseus is an acceptable name, not Odyssey. No need for circumcision in today's world unless the foreskin definitely isn't going to be retracted by the baby himself. Showering normally with soap and water will avoid any problem. Note: you aren't supposed to do the retracting for the baby, he will do it when the time is right. If he doesn't, then you will know that a circumcision is actually necessary. Read about the time frame in which it's supposed to happen, I forget.
>>74698955
Congrats mate
Judge my list of names for possible future children /pol/
Male: Abbott, August, Callum, Grant, Jack/John, Pascal
Female: Enid, Mairi, Margaret/Mollie, Ruby
Should be naming him the names of kangs:
Tyrone
Deshawn
Trayvon
Jamal
Kwantel
Orangejello
Lemonjello
What's the big deal with circumcision? I got circumcised by choice when I was 12, felt good not having that horrible and dirty piece of skin down there.
Also, Daniel is a based enough name?
>ctrl+f
>no Philip
everyone who has posted here needs to reconsider their lives
>>74698955
tyrone
jamal
dwaynango
mustafa
thomasay
all would be appropriate names for your wife's son
>>74698955
MAGA
Make sure to name him something gender neutral in order to ease the process when he begins questioning. Alex is a good one for this, as the kid could go either Alexander or Alexis.
Also, why stop at circumcision? Just remove the penis entirely, penises are sexist and heteropatriarchal anyway.
>>74698955
>Should I get him circumcised
You're kidding, right?
How new must you be to ask such a question.
Cuck Fuck
>>74698955
name him Donald
>>74703055
Why not a strongman circus wizard?
>>74698955
I'd go with 2 names, the middle name being your father's, Cohen, the first something like
>>74699145
this.
Good luck to you and your kid anon.
>>74704980
S-source?
>>74698955
>Cohen
Fuck off, Jew.
>>74700893
Richard is a pretty based name.
>>74698955
Don't throw out the odd name, keep it as a middle name instead. Cohen Odyssey Whatever is a decently good name.
>>74698955
Name your boy. Wayne Lambright.
MODS shut this down now.
LOL pathetic name choices there guys
>>74698955
**Teemon**
I like the name Avery,
