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What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theory you've
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What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theory you've ever read/heard about? Specifically ones involving a government entity of some sort, if not a government proper.
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>>74687385
India will be a superpower by 2030.
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>conspiracies
>batshit

>>>/reddit/
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>>74688104
Wat
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>>74687385
da joos
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>>74688104
Well now I'm pretty sp00ped tbqh
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>>74688104
What the fuck mane
That is fucked up
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>>74687385
Ran across a lady the other day who was going around college campuses looking for secret government bases meant to store UN troops for when they holocaust the US population in 2019 to reach population control goals.
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>>74687385
anything that involves celebrities, seems also a giant waste of time
yet you have thousands of batshit insane tumblerinas who think the movie/pop star they're obsessed with is faking having a family etc
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>>74688104
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That bullshit blood sacrifice shitpost some east European posted times in April
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This man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4mb6gzu60U
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Saturn/Black Cube worship.
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>>74688104
Wtf?
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>>74687659
http://thediplomat.com/2016/05/india-successfully-tests-supersonic-interceptor-missile/

just 14 more yrs
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>>74687385
Tony Blair was a paedophile and the CIA used that to blackmail him into joining the wars in the Middle East.

Given the scandals that have emerged since I read that on /pol/, I'm not sure what to believe.
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>The technological singularity is a hypothetical event in which artificial general intelligence (constituting, for example, intelligent computers, computer networks, or robots) would be capable of recursive self-improvement (progressively redesigning itself), or of autonomously building ever smarter and more powerful machines than itself, up to the point of a runaway effect—an intelligence explosion[1][2]—that yields an intelligence surpassing all current human control or understanding. Because the capabilities of such a superintelligence may be impossible for a human to comprehend, the technological singularity is the point beyond which events may become unpredictable or even unfathomable to human intelligence.
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Multicultural EU superstate is viable.
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>>74687385
Solar warden.

No really, google it. It's like Ancient Aliens, Stargate, Man in Black and Star Trek all rolled into one.
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>>74687385

That Jesuits rule the world.
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>hear insane as fuck conspiracy theory
>think it's totally stupid
>guy making it claims the government is trying to shut him up and make it look stupid
>ignore them
>20 years down the line
>all the trains running on time to that conspiracy theory
>only major criticism against it is that it attacks jews/is racist/is sexist, all things the government says to shut down anything negative to them
>starting wondering if what all the other shit they said about aliens and time travel and shit is true too
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>>74689192
>/pol/ in audio form
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>>74687385
Bunch of sand niggers in caves in Afghanistan successfully penetrate American defenses and knock down the world trade centers, AND building 7, AND hit the pentagon, armed only with box cutters, despite the attacks being seperated by hours. Luckily for them, there were massive air force excercises simulating the exact same thing at the exact same thing, so standard interception protocols were not able to be implemented. The buildings are reduced to rubble because the jet fuel is so hot it destroys the laws of physics, but luckily we find the ring leaders passport on the fucking sidewalk and we can start a massive war of retaliation that just happens to target three middle eastern countries without hitting the actual country of the majority of the perps.

THEN years later the navy seals finally find the mastermind and execute him and of course in honor of our mudslime desert dwelling brothers supposed traditions, his body was buried at sea. Oh and all those navy seals died later in a helicopter crash.
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>>74691454
~JustSaudiThings~
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> Chemtrails
> climate change is a lie
> jews Control everything

If you belive in any of this you literally should be castrated
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>>74687385
Well for me its that a pic i made in ms paint about poo in the loo space has actually made it into a meme position
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>>74690738
If i would be an Ai, i would make the grid that way that i some day meet an GCHQ operative so i can put my dick in his mouth demanding he just simply talks in his faggish cockney accent so i blow a load in his face because british accents are really sexy and feminine.
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>>74687385
>What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theory you've ever read/heard about?

>Roman Empire still exists.
>Columbus was an alien.
>America doesn't exist. Even the people who live in America actually lives in a european isolated zone.
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>>74691269
DELETE THIS
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>>74692551
>implying GCHQ operatives don't have middle eastern accents
kek, silly hans
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>>74690720
this one's probably true
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>>74693024
Well that would make things really more complicated than they should be.
So i wonder what is quicker, hitler or teaching them a perfect imitation of that particular accent.
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>>74687385
>What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theory you've ever read/heard about?
jews being greedy or wanting to harm anyone
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>>74693702
GET OUT
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>>74687385
Probably that the government supports the strong, moral, independent successful family.
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>>74687385

This shit
>queen controls America
>ISIS is the CIA
www.o5iri5.com
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Anyone have info on the government's involvement in child trafficking? I remember hearing about a group called "the watchers" or something that got looked into for child trafficking and the police were told to fuck off by the CIA or something.

I find that kind of stuff interesting, especially with the recent shit in the UK with the mudslime child trafficking being known about by higher ups and nothing being done.
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>>74687385
anyone in the southern hemisphere could possibly be considered white
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>>74687385
That women are people deserving of equal rights.
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>>74690720
Yeah tb is definitely a pedophile
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dinos are made up by the Jews to get sheckles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXzgeq1BuA
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>>74690701
Pajeet pls
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>>74688104
why didn't you change post number?
you fucked up
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this is gonna get weird again pol
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u argued a lot witht he soviets Nazis it was planned perfect LMFAO u stopped thinkin abt it
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Anyone remember the fluoride threads?
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>>74696025
>that picture
the fuck
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>>74688104

>>74687908
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I'm always gonna argue with u
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>>74696741
get out pony fag
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>>74694582
How is that a conspiracy?
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>>74697124
Its a conspiracy because theres no real evidence to proove it
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>>74697581
He said equal rights, that means you have evidence that they have or they dont.
So in order to proove or disproove it you simply have to cite laws that state women do or do not have equal rights.
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>>74687385
>2 words
Flat Earth.
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>>74691424
Which one
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I've got a pretty good one. In high school I was friends with Ross Astin who is the younger brother of Sean Astin the guy who plays Sam in Lord of the Rings. Their dad was a radio imaging technician and department head eventually at NASA. He did stuff like map the surface of the moon and verify the findings of the Soviet Venus probes.

He said that the US never made it to the moon but the Russians played along with us, verifying our moon samples. The reason was that the Russians had sent two men to the moon against the advice of everyone in the Soviet space program and NASA. The mission was launched without adequate preparation much like the mission that killed Yuri Gagarin's friend.
They were unable to retrieve the cosmonauts and they had to leave them there. NASA agreed not to let the cat out of the bag and when it came time to stage the moon landing, they had the Russians by the balls. The Russians didn't realize how greatly this one event would overshadow their other victories in the space race or else I think they wouldn't have let the US blackmail them.
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>>74698051
I know thats a bait thing, but every time I see it, but every time I see it, I feel my brain cells committing suicide
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