ITT: Red Pilled Fictional Characters
>>74662400
>>74662400
King of the Hill is one of my favorite series
>>74663199
>>74662400
you guys are all right, i'll save a spot for you in my bunker
also nice dubs, impressive
you faggots even trying?
i really cant think of any that arent specifically antagonistic
>>74662400
>Gets cucked in plain sight by John Redcorn
>Redpilled
Choose one
>>74662400
>>74662400
this nigga
>>74662400
>>74662400
rusty shackleford.
>mfw Dale's theories are almost always right, but so far removed from the public eye that he seems insane.
>mfw Boomhauer's job is to keep an eye on Dale.
>>74663552
>butthurt faggot
Not red pilled
>>74663901
Mah nigga
>>74663954
Nope. That one just pretends. He wanted to do a Shinji but Lelouch stopped him.
>>74662400
He's literally a cuck.
>>74664323
Raising another mans child does not make you a cuck. My girlfriend of 3 years has 2 kids from another man and theyre like my own basically I adopted them.
>>74664151
Good choice
>>74664416
If you take the red pill will you die?
>>74664487
It would be extremely enlightening
>>74664444
Oh boy here we go
>>74664360
>love thy neighbor
Bluepilled as fuck. Jesus would be letting all the refugees run a train on Mary Magdalene.
>>74664151
What is owlman doing in a justice league cartoon?
>>74664444
I know better, I know this is b8 but I cannot keep myself from telling you shit you cuck faggot.
>>74664512
For you
>>74664512
You're an informed guy
>>74664512
You're a big goy.
>>74662400
Stephanie Molymeux
>>74664675
LOL
>>74664444
this shitpost has been brought to you by the quad god.
>>74662400
>>74664444
Cuck-a-doodle-doo you cuckity fucking fucked cuck
>>74664565
Tries to kill everyone. Like the whole Multiverse. Almost succeeds but then comes Batman...
>>74663161
This
>>74664444
Nice quads bro. Don't worry about the haters, because many of us understand that dating a single mother doesn't make you a cuckold.
>>74662400
OP, he is literal cuckold beta-provider for chief prepping bull.
>>74664444
You are the opposite of a cuckold!
>>74664444
this is true. Cuck implies that you've been lied to and deceived, not willingly participating. The term is being used wrong if it isn't towards someone who doesn't realise he's being taken for a ride.
>>74662400
This thread won't go anywhere, you already posted the best one.
>>74664097
Boomhaure and Dale have been friends since they were children.
>>74665445
but Boomhauer is a texas ranger. Who better to spy on a man than one whom he trusts.
Make Side 7 Great Again
![paul1[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A08gwWd.jpg "paul1[2].jpg")
?
>>74665321
You've got it the wrong way round.
>>74666332
Porn fetish aside: 'A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.'
And every child needs a father in their life, so I salute bros who adopt and raise kids properly.
>>74664444
haha, are you me????
>>74663977
Agreed, also checked!
>>74663736
> knows nancy is cheating on him
>she pays for all his bills
>doesn't have to get a real job
> has all the time in the world to engage in tedious shenanigans
>>74663736
> knows nancy is cheating on him
>she pays for all his bills
>doesn't have to get a real job
> has all the time in the world to engage in tedious shenanigans
>redcorn is visually piased that Joseph thinks dale is his father
>nobody posted The Question yet
>>74664675
For jew
>>74666673
Like he has something to live for...
>>74664151
He knew his plan would not work. It was all an elaborate suicide due to his existential crisis.
>>74666673
>The show manages to make you feel bad for Dale raising someones kid
>And for John Redcorn knowing he will never be his childs father
>Cancelled for black family guy
>>74666804
>a white Argentinian.
One of the most red pilled characters ever. They Live is one giant red pill.
Jack, it's not power I want. What I want to take back from the Patriots are things like... freedom, civil rights, opportunities. The founding principles of this country. Everything that's about to be wiped out by their digital censorship.
Is he suposse to be a villain now ?
>>74667431
Red Skull was always a villain.
>>74667963
Really? Cause he sounds pretty reasonable to me.
>>74667431
>tfw Red Skull will not make Europe great again
>>74662400
>>74663736
>>74663199
>>74664323
>>74664444
>>74664892
Dale isn't aware nancy is cheating on him.
>>74663199
Dale is a cuck.
>>74667431
>>74667431
ALL HAIL HYDRA
>>74663199
>>74663461
>>74668152
>>74668219
stop fighting
>>74667431
hail hydra
>>74665888
Nigguh, let me go ahead and check those trips
"The old generation can't build the new era"
Sven and the railroad.
>>74664371
Isn't that the guy who took in hordes of violent illiterate uncivilize people and their army that wants to kill everyone because "dem good boys if we don't take dem in and kissa their ass they become even more violent and blow our shit up".
Sounds like a cuck to me.
>>74662400
>>74668476
We're not on /b/
>>74668593
I love Yang, but Reinhard was the red pilled character in Galactic Heroes
" 'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you... not I."
or alternative
"Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God"
>>74668817
>Doesnt realize i was just checking trips out of camaraderie
>Doesnt realize i was just quoting the character he posted
Go ahead and be a faggot, tho
>>74664851
this tbqh
>>74668829
Yang knew about the faults of the republic.
>>74669105
But he still defended it. He let himself fall for democracy
>>74662400
Is pocket-sand banned in the uk yet?
>>74664444
Adoption is okay - as long as you can't have kids and realise that they're not your children and aren't being taken advantage of by their mothers.
Adoption is/was a common practise in Japan - if your own son was a fuck-up, you'd find someone more competent and adopt them as your own.
Raising another man's child for him while he's still alive though - that's just maximum cuckoldry.
>>74668873
OMG absolutely yes, the story where you play as an underdog to clean Delita's name is brilliant
>>74664455
Yang was based, but someone so pro-democracy can't be redpilled. Oberstein was the most redpilled LoGH
>>74667135
This
Dredd warned us and we let it happen
>>74662400
Elmo
https://youtu.be/52JWnleaojE?t=9s
>>74663747
Kinda cheating since the creators of KS are from 4chan
>>74664151
good one
>>74667130
nice theory
>Using Hegelian Dialectics to crush your enemies
>>74669391
>Legion
>Redpilled
Choose One, and Only One
best movie.
>>74669254
He was a fool trying to live in the past
>>74669539
This
>>74669254
House was the Redpill of NV
>>74669604
Underwood? He's a fag, a vicious opportunist, and generally an asshole. What makes him redpilled? He has no regard for honor or truth, just wants more power.
>By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down. Yea we wept, when we remembered Zion...
>Do you know what it means?
>>74669605
True Story, House was the one who redpilled me in the first place
Of course, I wasn't completely redpilled until I came here half a year ago, but House taught me to question everything and always play by YOUR rules, not someone else's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJog7LQihe4
>>74669727
Same here. House made me believe in fascism.
really surprised this hasnt been posted yet
>>74668682
not thats jon blue pilled snow you finfaggot
>>74665888
OMG TRIPLE NUMBERZ WHOA MAN
The Judge from Cormac McCarthys "Blood Meridian" is about as red pilled as it gets.
>>74667431
Sounds perfectly reasonable
But being comics and all I'm pretty sure they'll reveal that Redskull was just using them for his own goals
>>74664444
My father died right after I was born. Years later my mom met the man who raised me taught me how to fight ride a bike and be a man. Goodguycuck
>>74663687
>Bill
>the bad guy
I was rooting for him the whole movie
>>74667135
Cleavland show RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Literally dindu nuffin wrong.
>Overbearing socialist Republic tries to tax trade routes
>The Senate becoming more oppressive every day under Palpatine
>Lead a revolt for States' rights
>Glorious Confederacy rejecting both Palpatine and Jedi tyranny
He was the Robert Lee of the Old Republic Era
>>74667431
pls source
>>74669604
He literally is a cuck, fine with having his wife be fucked by other men.
>>74669595
>"If you find Caesar's Legion so frightening at this remove, imagine them rampaging across the Strip. We have a chance to see them destroyed, to see New Vegas become the harbinger of a new age."
>"I'm not offering you an incentive as crude as money - though there'll be plenty of that. What I'm offering you is a ground-floor opportunity in the most important enterprise on Earth. What I'm offering is a future - for you, and for what remains of the human race.
>"Nothing to impede progress. If you want to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows."
>"You see that you and I are of a different stripe, don't you? We don't have to dream that we're important. We are."
Mr. House is based as fuck
>>74667431
captain america = stumped
i am now a #hydrahero
>>74669965
FUCK YES!
More people need to read this work of genius
WAR IS GOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIQynsWpBpQ
>>74662400
>>74663161
>>74664000
>>74665954
>>74668829
>>74666811
All these and pic related.
>>74670112
But his wife let him sleep around, too.
>>74668873
I miss that game.
>>74662400
>>74670273
Team Flare guy is the only truly redpilled villain in Pokemon.
>>74670413
transmet is bluepill trash and always has been
>>74664444
Unless their dad died you are a cuck.
Rinku is our boy
>>74670393
Just because his wife is a cuck too doesn't lessen his own cuckiness
>>74669829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWQd8zhEg4
>presidential candidate with an exuberantly confident straight talking strong man persona who uses the threat of muslim attackers to manipulate internet outrage into getting him elected so he can enact his isolationist self-sufficiency policies to cure all the liberal bullshit he hates about modern american culture and stop getting dragged into other countries wars and literally says he's going to "make america great again" by "expanding our memes on the internet"
meme magic, son
>>74670382
Also forgot this guy, Oxymandias too.
>>74669695
Looks like he is building a house of cards.
>>74669604
Also fuck the American version.
>>74670382
I haven't seen the show, but in the books Stannis the Mannis, he whole will be crowned King of the Rock and sit on the blood of the Lannisters in his capital of Stannisport, is pretty redpilled.
(When Davos asked why Stannis wants the throne)
>"It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."
>>74670515
Lysandre whined too much to be redpilled, Cyrus is the closest you can get
>>74662400
Rusty Shakelfield
>>74670255
pls source
>>74669595
Not really, in fact he was all about the future.
He had the best sounding ideas out of all the factions.
>>74670665
its shackleford
>>74670036
who wasn't?
>>74670641
Yeah and in the show we got evil dude who burns his daughter and gets killed by a woman because that's so progressive.
>>74670539
It paints the future people choose though.
>>74664371
Make Westerns Great Again!
trudeau fits the fictional part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
>>74670641
Allister in the show led the mutiny against Jon Snow, stabbing and killing him for betraying the vows of the nights watch by letting Wildlings (shitskins and immigrants) through the wall.
Stannis is pretty redpilled too but he also allowed the immigrants in in both the book and show.
>>74669819
House isn't a facist tho. He is his own man, he just wants to save new vegas and recover mankind to the power it once had and beyond. He's a self made man, he's a capable business man, a genius inventor(Reason he is still alive), and he is an all around classy son of a bitch. Sure, he taxes people of new vegas and he makes himself the de facto ruler, but isn't this for the best? Would you rather have a bunch of politicians ruling over you, or a man who survived the nuclear holocaust, created one of the most successful businesses of the old world and got vegas back up and running within weeks? House is the best, last hope of humanity. Plain and simple
>>74664285
>Wanted to make everyone show their true selves, because everyone lied.
>Not redpilled
kys
>>74670837
It's roosty shekelfein, goy
>>74662400
>>74662400
Another great example is the Lion King.
All the good guys were redpilled as fuck.
Movie lessons:
>It's important to respect the natural order of things, the strong and smart have a right to rule over the weak and stupid
>Tradition is important, always remember who you are and where you came from
>Running away from your problems (Hakuna Matata) is NOT a solution
>Communism is cancer, the Pridelands go to shit under the rule of Scar (kike) and the hyenas (niggers)
>It's better for everyone when Whites (Lions) rule and the other races obey
>>74670962
That's what I heard. Stannis got fucked by D&D.
>>74671136
>Stannis is pretty redpilled too but he also allowed the immigrants in in both the book and show.
True, but at least all of his decisions post-Battle of Castle Black have been a net-benefit for his duty
>>74664563
That lmao when when you think he was white.
>>74671136
White walkers didn't showed up like in show. They were pretty much mythical even for night watch.
No wonder why Snow's decision to let ferals in can be seen as direct treason. His serve is teenage male slut btw. And he is allmost a royal.
>>74670063
Dooku was literally Palpatine's puppet to instigate the war so that Palpatine could become Chancellor, keep taking emergency powers, and eventually take full control.
Nothing is more blue pilled than that, have you even watched the movies?
>>74670063
He would have been, if he hadn't just been setting up for the Empire. Though, the Empire is also redpill as fuck, so you can't go wrong.
My motherfucking king slaying nigga
>>74671387
Deepest lore
>>74671138
This. Where equality and democracy strives, dies freedom.
Ironic that one of the most redpilled characters ever belongs to a leftist, cucky show.
>>74666566
Punisher MAX was redpilled as fuck.
I'm surprised they didn't get more heat for how they portrayed nignogs... the Barracuda special was actually fun as fuck, though.
>>74670962
I have a hard time liking Stannis because he is like a godfather to lefties. Especially in germany many leftys and antifas chanted for stannis. I don´t know why tho
>>74665692
But I don't think they would have a Texas Ranger spy on a government conspiracy theorist. That's more of any fbi or nsa thing.
>>74669605
Fuck that bitch. I'm the redpill of NV, I unplugged that feeble fuck ASAP.
>>74671569
>Freedom Dies
But yeah, you're right. If you want to see where democracy took us, just look out the window
That's also why I like Jonathan Irons, he's the COD equivalent of House. The only true hero of that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ECXljenrE
>>74671630
ironic is that the actor for that character is a namby pamby leftist shitter
>>74671749
stannis was likened to iron, like stalin was?
Anyone else know this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAzgn_fTiM
>>74671749
He's a godfather for lefties who taste the repill but don't know it yet.
>>74667135
How does it make you feel bad for Dale?
He loves Joseph and it shows.
Plus he uncucks himself a little in the late episodes, I don't remember if he gets re-cucked again but I think the show ends on a positive note.
>>74671988
The Iron analogy doesn´t work here, especially in germany. The word Iron or "Eisen" is usually refernced to the Iron Cross "Eisernes Kreuz". Every literal analogy to Iron is kind of hated here in germany. Too aggressive
>>74672154
Elaborate please
>>74662400
![ganondorf-ocarina-of-time-e1384799454777[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sN3BVta.jpg "ganondorf-ocarina-of-time-e1384799454777[1].jpg")
He was a fascist that wanted to make Hyrule great again.
He literally did nothing wrong.
>>74671673
I've never read any of the comics, but they seem interesting. Where should I start?
>>74672625
Ulric is an epitome of the useful idiot.
>>74671749
Here In syrupland at least, only based men follow stannis. All the girls and bleeding hearts love Jon and Dany
Malory Archer
cant believe no one posted her yet
>>74667431
HAIL HYDRA!
>>74662400
>>74672483
For one, I'm speaking for the book fandom not the show.
Second, the ASOIAF fandom is divided on Stannis. The people who hate him use rhetoric akin to far-leftists. They assume his motives, they think everything he says is a lie, believe that any success attributed to him is just luck, and that his fandom are just memeing a symbol of worship within the franchise (seriously, they talk like anti-Trump people)
Stannis is a war hero, someone who has a deep appreciation of history and is super anti-degeneracy (Robert laughed him off when he suggested banning brothels). >>74670641 Like the quote above, he does everything because he believes whether or not he wants to save Westeros, he has to.
Take the most ardent supporter of Stannis, Davos. Davos was a smuggler who upjumped to a noble, because of merit. Stannis doesn't care if you have wax seal, or a begging cup, as long as you prove yourself a talented and smart individual, you are okay in his book. But Stannis knew he couldn't let a criminal become a noble Scot-free, hence the removal of Davos' fingertips. He believes that people reap what they sow, and that the world isn't fair.
Stannis a pragmatist as well, I don't want to go into the Night lamp theory, but it holds up really well. Stannis is willing to sacrifice his self-image, his safety, and weak allies for a long term benefit. He is a conservative, but leftists see the sweeping reforms he wants to propose to fix the corrupt court as a Bolshevik-eque removal of the bourgeois. In reality, he is just against cronyism, corruption, and decadence.
Seriously Stannis redpilled me, and I loved him him when i was still a lefty.
>>74669443
This.
https://youtu.be/-A3NELtWokw?t=2m7s
>>74672093
Yeah, though I still need to play the OGs.
>>74673400
sorry for typos, my keyboard is shite, and I have to jam the keys hard to make certain letters appear
>>74671988
"Stalin" means "steel man"
>>74672828
At least the Argonians I met in Winter-hold didn't try to kill me like the ones in Solitude.
But hey maybe I'm bias against you smoothskins.
Based as fuck.
>>74672460
It's fucking everywhere here in Burger land, even catch black people and mexicans sporting this.
>>74673400
I´ve never seen such a high quality response on /pol/ for a long time that actually answered my question and my concerns
> He is a conservative, but leftists see the sweeping reforms he wants to propose to fix the corrupt court as a Bolshevik-eque removal of the bourgeois. In reality, he is just against cronyism, corruption, and decadence.
Have my respect fellow american
>>74667431
hail hydra
>>74673755
Sporting what? The Iron Cross or the hate for the Iron Cross?
>>74672625
>a literal Aldmeri Dominion plant
>>74673837
>"His claim is the true one, he is known for his prowess as a battle commander, and he is utterly without mercy. There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man."
- Varys to Ned
Thank you for the flattering (You), my friend.
Daily Reminder that AI is on our side
>>74664851
I kekd
>>74667431
holy fuck, hail hydra (this implies he's not just rabblerousing with alternate plans)
>>74669944
Aizen was a fag lol
>>74670641
REASONS TO SUPPORT STANNIS FOR THE IRON THRONE
1- aprooves meritocracy. Davos and Stannis when he is naming him lord of the Rainwood and Hand of the King:
>"i'm lowborn, an up jumped smuggler. Your lord will never obey me" "Then we will make new lords"
2- Best Commander and leader there is un Westeros. Even if some people want to say 'hurr durr Stanniz iz bad at diplomacyz Xdd. Nobody likez him', it's dar from truth. His soldier are following him after all the odds and being the underdogs of all the 5 kings.
3- Greatest ruler there is for harsh times. Dragonstone had supported targaryens since before the Doom. Stannis made then bend.
4- Greatest military leader and commander wrecking a sea-based nation in their own game, defeating a for 20 times larger that his own, siege of storms end. If you still think this man cannot inspire his men you are mad.
5- the throne is his by right. He is the their, nothing can change that.
6- He is literally JUSTICE, the man. Every wrong-doer is fucking afraid of him. A truly just man
>>74668920
>Going too deep for the US government to handle
>Muh Heart of Darkness
Yeah. This.
He's the only one who actually knows everything there is to know
>>74667350
>that feel when, upon hearing this and the LaLeLuLeLo speech, you realize that not only is Raiden a little bitch, he's also a tyrianpill
>>74663552
>anime
>India
POO
>>74669254
If House is the redpill Caesar is the ironpill.
>>74675014
?
>>74668920
>you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget.
>And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.
>>74669524
Lenin pls
>>74674764
>adheres to sandnigger religion
>wants to destory traditional westerosi religions and culture
>uses vile black magic
>>74669604
Thank you, Meachem.
>>74675284
Adheres to the religion that built the Valyrian freehold. The Seven itself came from the East as well, and pushed the Old Gods to the North and Beyond the Wall (destroying traditional westerosi culture in the process).
>>74672625
>happy_aldmer_merchant.jpg
>>74667431
HAIL HYDRA
>>74675284
Stannis doesn't believe in the red god.
>>74675444
The Valyrians themselves didn't worship Rhollor. They had their own gods. Rhollor was just a too they used to manipulate their slaves.
>>74675693
Maybe, maybe not, but he is waging a holy war for the Red God anyway.
Don't forget that a term of his offer to make Jon a lord was that Jon would have to burn the weirwood in Winterfell's Godswood.
>>74669704
Wish they expanded more on him.
>>74667431
What a bizarro world we live in where red fuckin skull is starting to sound like a reasonable man
I still remember the 60s comics where he was le evil german man xD
Now, he's starting to sound more american than cap himself.
>>74670539
>question everything, value the truth, and don't take shit from degenerates
>bluepilled
>>74675825
True, the Valyrians worshiped Dragons, but Aegon abandoned the faith at a drop of hat. Rhllor may be a manufactured religion, but what did the Seven contribute to Westeros that the Old Gods haven't? I don't disagree with the criticism of Rhllor but i disagree with the idea he is going to somehow unravel Westerosi values
>>74674450
Still miss her man
>>74662400
>>74670877
me and your grandmother who sucked every uncut dick that came off that boat
>>74676647
what would 1D be, a vagina?
>>74676919
1Dimensional is a line faggot
>>74677053
I know that, I was making a joke faggot
Get it? One dimensional waifu is just a vagina? Oh fuck you
>>74677302
Go throw up somewhere else russian
>>74664851
Who are you saying is red pilled? Timmy's dad or dinkleberg?
>>74671946
>Having ethnic orientated WMDs
>not exterminating non-Whites
WTF
>>74677491
>Jew
>Redpilled
More Like Kosher Pilled
Fronk is redpilled and a real hero
No contest.
>>74672625
Hail Ulfric!
