/pol/ can we use meme magic to make mustaches great again
>clean and groomed yet manly
>can wear a gas mask
>worn by great aristocrats and military figures for centuries
>>74659704
>can wear a gas mask
Not really, it get very sweaty and messy. There is only 1 type of mustache designed for a gas mask use.
>>74659910
not really sure what hitler was thinking with that style
its just so ugly
>>74660179
He cut it to fit into a gas mask after the beady-eyed Anglo started bombing them with mustard gas.
That tiny mustache is a badge of surviving the WW1 front lines.
>>74659704
Only hipsters do that shit
>>74660468
alright fair enough
he looks like he's seen some serious shit in that picture
>>74660514
we can't let hipsters take everything
Don't even think about it, low-test betas. A mustache is the ultimate mark of a high-test alpha male. The magic lies in the fact that it relies on having a superior bone structure in your face. If you have shitty cheekbones or a weak/non-existent chin (read: low-test traits) then a mustache won't do anything for you except make you a laughingstock amongst your loser peers.
>>74660468
This is apocryphal. He had the style before he even joined the army.
Source: that random ass pic of him in the crowd gathering to hear the news that Germany was at war.
>>74662408
Nah, he had a huge mustache before the war.
>>74659704
I doubt it will make a comeback. Also you need to have a masculine face to pull off a mustache, other wise you'd just look like a pedo. With men getting more and more feminized, I don't see that happening.