Wow it really makes you think doesn't it.
Who #noguns now?
>>74651996
Well, I don't have any airguns if that's what you mean
>>74651996
best way to lose friends if to play airball or paintball with them
seriously they can fuck you up badly
>>74651996
You people are going to go extinct
>>74651996
what le fugg
:^(
They even censored the Simpsons.
I recorded this earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8oaQyMD2i8
>>74651996
>SurrendAir
Come the fuck on
>>74651996
I guess I'm a #JebMissle now
>>74652248
that video quality is more terrible than your gun politics
>shocking isn't it
No.
>>74651996
Holy shit look at that GORE
MODS
>>74651996
i am convinced that airguns are dangerous as fuck and need to be contained.
who #gunpowderonly here?
>>74651996
Wow, just think, that knee could have belonged to one of the pig fuckers who's grooming your daughter. He might have been in the hospital for a whole five hours! Who's going to rape her during that time?
>>74651996
>SurrendAir
no god damn way this is a thing
>>74651996
TIS NOT A TRIFLE, BIN THAT AIR RIFLE
>>74651996
Walk it off you pussy
>>74651996
>shocking isn't it?
Not at all, it's pretty much what I'd expect.
DELETE THIS
Who else is switching over to team Hillary?
>>74652362
>five hours
>hospital
just dig out the pellet you fucking pansy
first time getting shot with an air rifle or something?
>>74651996
Wow really makes you want to own a real gun and successfully kneecap some intruder, huh?
>>74652314
Because it's a shit phone
Wow, I'm going to surrender my leaf blower because it would be classified as an air weapon if I attached a narrow nozzle to it.
Thanks OP, now I'm a #CruzMissile.
>>74651996
I was an adventurer like him, until I took an airgun to the knee
>>74651996
Got genitals stuck in the blender,
How do I use this thing
It's always use something first, then read the instructions these days
Stupid will kill itself off
>>74652385
Obviously air needs to be restricted.
What we need to do it license people and make them do safety courses before they ever come in contact with air.
>Scotland
How can one country be so utterly cucked?
>>74652481
>License it
I have no words
>>74652248
what the fuck did they even sensor?
>>74652556
This, did you know someone could add a pvc pipe to the end of an air compressor and create a weapon of mass airing?
Thank god gun powder is impossible to make.
Thank god criminals obey the law.
>>74652481
>Got an air weapon? Or License it surrender it.
What a phenomenal piece of graphic design.
Hmm, really makes you think. Now I'm a #HillDog!
how do you even get a pellet that deep in the skin
>>74651996
Kek ive shot a few niggers and spics with a pellet gun recently. They took to standing on the sidewalk in frony of my house and smoke weed all day and night.
Sure I could just ask them to move for the twnth time and get my property smashed or stolen. But after a few days of everyone getting stung, they moved up the street.
>>74652481
I wonder if you can ask your assigned Named Person to help you license your lethal air weapon.
>>74651996
SURRENDAIR
HAHA UK IS LIKE US NOW
WHAT THE FUCK? I HATE AIR GUNS NOW
>>74652633
nvm I figured it out
>>74652633
She puts the gun in her bag in the real episode.
>>74652633
In the original ending, Marge likes the way she looks while holding the gun, twirls it on her finger cowboy-style, and puts the gun in her purse. Then she walks out, and that's why that "watch out world" music plays as she does so.
>>74652693
>ive shot a few niggers and spics with a pellet gun recently
no you haven't
That reminds me, need to remove carrot from my yard today, add to my skin tree
ok i know im going to get BTFO for asking this but WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AIR GUN? Im from chicago, we only have Gun Guns.
>>74652248
Did you pay your tv license? if not, that might be the reason.
>>74652633
The cut the ending to make it seem like marge was binning the gun and walking away
>>74651996
OMFG BAN ASSAULT PELLET GUNS
>>74652135
The pellet that's lodged in this guy's knee looks like the ones I have for my airgun which is gas powered. I use it for target practice, not shooting people. If you even point any weapon towards a human being without being threatened, you deserve to lose all your friends. They are not toys. I'm convinced that if I'd shoot anyone in the eye with it they might die. Those things aren't as fast as bullets, but still very fast.
>>74652841
Air shoots the bullet, are you retard
Ban assault air
>>74652708
France with the bants
>>74651996
Some people drown every year, should we therefore ban all water?
>>74652841
just a pellet gun mate for shooting rats, pigeons and pakis and shit
>>74652756
Yes. I have. .177 caliber crosman rifle. Pretty silent. They never hear it over their "AYYY YO DIS WEED DOUGH YO" bullshit they talk constantly.
Ive hit their ass and small of the back mostly. Trying to get a nut shot.
The police are useless and have to take matters in our own hands. Theyd just tell me to relax and not make troubpe because they legally cant do anything about a gang selling weed in my cul de sac. Sheboon mayor is fucking their pay already, theyll get fired for harrasment.
>>74652481
>literal retards in charge of graphic design
>>74652841
A Gun that uses pressurised air to propel the bullet, instead of explosive material
>>74652462
This is why I love america
>>74651996
Oh my god so dangerous the way it just about gets though skin.
>>74652841
Low caliber pellets shot out of a rifle / handgun powered by compressed gas
Air guns are often used to kill small game and for pest control
Common calibers are .22 and .177.
They are regulated thus:
>The legal muzzle-energy limit for air rifles is 12ft.lb and for pistols, 6ft.lb. You do not require any form of licence for sub legal-limit airguns. For rifles producing more than 12ft.lb,a Firearms Certificate (FAC) is required. Air pistols that produce more than 6ft.lb are prohibited.
>>74652135
Given proper safety equipment (read: not taking your fucking mask off, not having a shitty busted mask, not purposefully chronographing your marker at over 300 fps like a jackass), real injury in paintball is somewhat common.
But mostly in the form of sprained ankles and knee injuries.
Sure, if you're using a shitty marker with CO2 bastard gas powering it in the cold, you might have an errant high-powered shot.
But if any able-bodied male truly complains consistently about pain or injury involved from taking a paintball is a jackass and pussy.
Unless you're talking about a dozen half-retards getting together on private property without any infrastructure (probably not even bothering to chrono anything) to have a jolly free-for-all without referees.
Then you're just retards.
>>74653026
if weed is illegal in your state (which I'm assuming it is), why can't you just call the police and say you smell people smoking pot outside your house?
at the very least it goes into a complaint database which can be used to your defense if they retaliate and someone gets hurt
>back of the knee
>pellet gun
>shocking
It's common sense that the back of the knee is a fucking weak spot. And yeah, pellet guns can fuck flesh up. They're really good for killing squirrels and birds, so obviously they are going to do damage to a person.
Wanting to shoot someone isn't a gun problem, it's a personality / attitude problem.
>>74652481
>Got an air weapon? Or license it surrender it
Took me a while to make sense of this.
>>74653298
Have done that. The cops came and turned around and left. Didnt even stop. They saw the gang sitting there smoking. The gang just yelled obscenities at them and threw rocks at my house because they suspected I called. The other neighbors have called too.
They are probably selling drugs for the cartel cops any god damned way.
>>74651996
lol i used to shoot my nieghbor in the ass with a pellet gun when i was a kid
>>74653268
What the fuck does 'chrono' mean?
>>74653691
Chronograph to gauge muzzle velocity of a projectile.
>>74653496
do they live in your cul de sac? if so, you probably can't do anything about them
next time go sit down with someone at the police station and tell them about your situation
>>74653746
Ah. Thank you.
>Not for the faint hearted
Oh dear.
>>74651996
get a life
bin
that
knife
>WARNING
>picture 10 pixels below you literally cant help but to notice it
what the fuck is the point
>>74652248
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/ukcuts
>This was banned by Sky One for constant foolishness with guns. It was released on a VHS compilation, Too Hot For TV, so that British viewers could see it if they wanted to. The episode was first broadcast in the UK when it made it onto the BBC, on 26th October 2001. When the rights returned to Sky they finally aired it, on 26th September 2005.
what the cuck
>>74653751
The police in this city work as nsa security guards and are currently refusing to work until they get a better contract. They still write tickets and beat up drunks, as long as they arent hispanic or black. They wont respon to calls anymore and trying to talk to them results in them giving you a card and a polite fuck off. Even with video evidence of property damages. Theu dont give a shit. They dont get paid enough to care.
The niggers and spics live on the next street over. Just tying to get away from their mom's sight so they can slang buds without being taxed by mom.
>>74653991
Thanks, I'm going to put this in the video description
>>74654045
>nsa security guards
are you a mormon?
>>74651996
urg.. Can you give us a trigger warning next time, this is a SFW board, no gore please.
>>74652556
Netherlands has no energy limitations on airguns.
We are one of the freest countries when it comes to owning airguns.
>>74652135
wut. I play paintball and airsoft with friends all the time. Heck I play airsoft inside the house (yes there are dents and holes all over the drywall) but its fun stuff.
>>74654231
>pink
>SFW
Go and read the fucking rules newfag.
>>74652460
When your health care is "free" you have every nigger in the country demanding time in the ER every time they get a cold.
Niggers here, who are guaranteed healthcare at taxpayer expense, are a biblical plague on facilities. Some fat sheboon will waddle in with her six screaming unruly niglets in tow then bitch if a white person gets seen by a doctor before she does. (Even if they've been sitting in the waiting room for an hour.)
Niggers will also show up HOURS late for appointments then demand to just be let in. It usually happens because having to call in security to escort out a kicking screaming sheboon usually results in accusations of "muh racism" of which the nearest media kike will immediately attack your facility with through their "news" stations without even talking to anyone other than the chimp.
>>74651996
Lol I popped a boil that looked worse than that.
>>74653255
No, .22 is powered by gunpowder.
An airgun is usually spring armed and uses the compression of the spring when released to compress air in the chamber so it shoots out.
>>74652135
>Lose friends
>Paintball
When was the last time you left your room holy shit Paddy.
>>74654296
Shhh. Don't fucking say it out loud or someone will make a law about it.
>>74654371
sounds like an issue with your society
people here walk off sprains and shit all day every day
>>74652135
>>74654356
There is a very distinct difference between an airsoft gun and a pellet gun.
Pellet guns fire metal rounds at higher speeds, usually used to kill vermin or birds.
Airsoft guns shoot larger plastic bbs at lower speeds and just hurt.
You can be injured by an airsoft gun but it's not going to penetrate deep into your leg
You may as well just stop having anything at all, UK.
Get rid of your clothing, house, everything. Go live in the wild, that's clearly what your government wants.
>>74654434
.22 is the caliber norg anon, there are .22 calibers.
In fact you can combine the two for some fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOZpy55U-jY
>>74654434
Here's a link to .22 air gun ammunition
http://www.ronniesunshines.com/air-arms-s400-superlite-traditional
These are pellets not primer-fired ballistic rounds
>>74654641
.22 caliber pellets that is.
>>74653298
Most police forces in liberal shitholes now refuse to do their jobs if it involves a nigger criminal. They're tired of dealing with the backlash and lawsuits when their cunt administrators refuse to have their back when every sheboon and kike media agent for miles is screaming "muh brutaliminity" for literally every single nigger arrest.
They don't even bother to deal with a nigger unless someone died. And even then, the niggers still scream they wuz gudboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67RL_rmfqF8
>>74651996
I have gotten nosebleeds way worse than that. Fucking pussies, the only scary thing aboput that would be leaving the pellet in long enough to get lead poisoning.
>>74654643
Wrong link
http://www.uttings.co.uk/p103501-air-arms-hunter-22-pellets-x-500-aa550/#.V0B7MOS87ux
>>74654559
You also have big bore PCP rifles which are used to shoot deer and other big animals.
>>74651996
No body is shilling for Hillary. It is a gross republican lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
>>74651996
>Literally a slight cut
I've had worse cuts from tumble down the stairs
>>74654434
You're a literal retard
What is the news here? Everyone knows that Scotland has been Cuckland since the referendum.
They have different laws to England.
>>74651996
Did he survive?
>>74652871
They can kill alright.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42919/Boy-14-dies-air-rifle-shooting.html
Pellets are the most dangerous caliber, just like 22LR because the bullet stays inside your body.
>>74652481
License an air weapon? LOL
Oh my god they want you to license pellet and bb guns.
>>74654815
Is this bait? Am I bait? What is this?
>>74655012
Please America, free the fuck out of us. Bring 200,000 tonnes of Democracy up the Clyde
>>74652692
Depending on the gun 4 feet or closer. You have to be and idiot to get shot by one these that close. Can do it a range if you over pump the gun. Don't know about CO2 guns though.
>>74654715
What the flying fuck man, just what is it with niggers?
>cop clearly says the suspect SHOT AN OFFICER IN THE FUCKING FACE as soon as stepping out of the car
>I HURRD DAT HE WAZ HANDCUFFED HE WAZ A GUD BOI
>>74652346
DAMN FLANDERS
>>74652080
I do. It's handy for garden pests. I've had two rabbits getting into my garden, eating stuff. Now it is just one.
I've been hit with airsoft BB's at point blank on bare skin before because my retard brother had no trigger discipline. These faggots are fucking pussy little bitches.
That was shot from an air rifle used in precision shooting which is NOT fired at people, but rather at targets. God damn imagine living in that socialist hell hole. Authoritarianism always follows behind Leftism.
>>74655191
Are you not allowed to fire live ammo on your property in the US?
>>74654955
:)
22LR is noted because the round can ricochet around inside of the body, especially when fired into the head where it can rebound off the skull and scramble soft tissue. Also, it's a fucking live round that penetrates tissue, and is potentially letal no matter where you shoot an individual.
.22 pellets aren't that dangerous unless you shoot someone in a particularly senstive spot or directly into the eye. They'll make you bleed anywhere else and hurt like a bitch but not nearly enough to kill you, unless by some misfortune you're shot in an artery.
Nice bait though
>>74655191
I'd use a .303
that'd teach those furry bastards a lesson
>>74651996
>WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
>looks looks like a guy scraped his leg
Is your police facebook run by soccer moms?
>>74655054
At this rate we could walk in with pellet guns and take over.
>>74654955
I figured you were going to whip out the ol "It bounces around in your skull and turns your brain to jelly" chestnut
.22 is the most dangerous caliber because people assume its harmless and don't treat it with any care when shooting
>>74655249
>comparing airsoft bbs with lead pellets from an air rifle
fuck off
>not for the faint of heart
>it's literally fucking nothing
Goddamn it Scotland's pathetic.
>>74655339
Also 22LR transmits nearly all of its kinetic energy to the target IIRC
>>74655392
I wanted to but forgot the exact phrase.
>>74655375
That's twitter, grandad
>>74654643
>>74654641
>>74654845
Well in Norway we have .22 cal, for the rifle ecerybody calls saloonrifle. Which you have to be licensed to own.
Then we have the compressed air gun (Liftgevær) that you dont have to be licensed to have, since no gunpowder.
I am sorry that calibres are with no fucking sense, because we call it 4,5mm and 5,5mm.
So .22cal means 22/100 of an inch?
Metric rules, inches gives you a headache.
>>74655406
You can clearly see in OP's image the pellet did not penetrate very deep. They could have easily just took it out and put some gauze over it for a bit. Pussies.
>>74655316
Depends on where you live. Though if you have an airgun, why would you? Noisy and more expensive. There are much better targets like Bears.
wear a mask or thick clothing if you're afraid of airsoft bbs and don't get hit if you're afraid of airgun pellets
paintball hurts like a bitch but that's about it
cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen
>>74655521
Inches are easy as fuck.
I bet you can't even use stones and lbs.
>>74651996
BAN ASSAULT AIRGUNS
>>74652248
For those who aren't aware, the true ending is that Marge keeps the gun.
>>74655272
At least we Brits don't seem to have a short laundry list of extremely invasive intelligence agencies watching our every move listening to and recording every call we make. Ours might be doing it all behind the scenes but your intelligence agencies wave their dick in your face about it when they're demanding companies like apple to give them permission to watch everyone on their fucking networks.
>>74655316
Not if he doesn't have enough land to shoot on.
Most states have laws about shooting so close to highways and buildings as well, so pellet rifles are really great for killing pests in your back yard
![bpbd3ka_03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a24C7ye.jpg "bpbd3ka_03[1].jpg")
>Thread makes me nostalgic about my old Benjamin pellet gun
>Look up Benjamin Sheridan today
>They're making halo guns that shoot .357 "pellets" with air canisters at over 800fps
For fucks sake!
>>74655316
You are, but why would you? Live ammo is expensive, better targets await like bears and migrants.
>>74655603
The GCHQ is more invasive than than the NSA, FYI
>>74655489
All bullets transmit 100% of their kinetic energy to the target unless they pass through it
>>74655541
>>74655630
I see.
I've seen foxes roaming around my coops, I don't think a bb shot would be enough.
>>74655642
22lr is not expensive. We're talking pest repellant not shooting 2 legged beasts, dude.
>>74655582
Why the fuck would i use it?
Grams makes much more sense
>>74655316
Not in town you aren't. Though I'm not in town, but I'm still close enough to other people that I do need to be careful. I'll use a 12ga with bird shot for bigger stuff if I need to, but that pellet rifle is fine for bunnies and I don't have to worry about accidentally hitting somebody walking on a trail behind my house. I did use a 357SIG on a dying porcupine once, but since it was dying, I knew that the bullet was going straight down into the ground.
>>74655683
But is it more invasive than the NSA, the CIA and the FBI combined? I don't think it would be.
>>74655738
Yeah, there's no over-penetration. .22LR just goes in and doesn't come out.
>>74652462
i've seen guns in real life before, but only in airports.
i want to touch a gun one day
>>74655381
Fucking do it
>>74655538
>"it didnt penetrate deep"!
>shot into shoft dense muscle tissue
ima shoot you in the eye. or the ear. maybe your neck. ooo, how about your mouth? can i hit your teeth? how about your ankle? wrist? what about the front of your knee?
seriously, fuck off you 8 year old twat, and get a real injury
>airsoft is the most ive experienced
>therefore pellet fags are pussies
>>74651996
I thought scots were supposed to be hardcore, not pussies?
>>74654457
last time i went outside i was writhing in pain on the ground after that cunt i thought was my friend sprayed me up with airball pellets leaving me bruised and cut all over
>>74652248
>Episode summary:
When a soccer match ends in a city-wide riot, Homer buys a handgun to protect his family and joins the NRA. However, Marge does not like this and pleads with Homer to get rid of the gun. Homer promises to do so, but Bart finds it the next day in the vegetable crisper. Fearing for their lives, Marge whisks herself and the kids away to a seedy motel. Homer hosts the next NRA meeting, but shocks the other members when he reveals that he uses his gun as a can opener, and to turn on the TV. He is kicked out of the society. Homer turns up at the motel to apologize to Marge, but when Mayor Quimby is taken hostage, he produces the gun again and saves the day. Marge is annoyed that Homer lied to her, and so Homer asks Marge to get rid of the gun for him.
>What they show in the US:
Marge keeps the gun
>What they show in the UK:
They cut it so it seems like Marge threw the gun away
![btap22wx_2_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1XKPrpk.jpg "btap22wx_2_1[1].jpg")
>>74655638
>The Armada is built in America and delivers velocities of 1000 FPS with 32 foot pounds of energy, making it an ideal small game rifle and target shooter. It includes a 10-shot magazine, full suppression and gets over 30 shots per fill. The receiver features a machined picatinny rail and the bolt is reversible for left-handed shooters. An on-board gauge for monitoring air pressure and a crisp two-stage trigger make this a worthy addition to your gun collection.
Seriously, Benjamin, calm the fuck down.
>>74655781
You can literally go to a shop and buy one. How do you think farmers get their rifles?
>>74655781
>>74651996
Libs want us to surrender our guns, nobody said anything of swords nor bows
>>74652431
So are shills bots or just sperg interns who cant read the room?
>>74655375
no, just cucks. they're much worse
>>74655937
The best part is that the knife bins were raided by pakis for more weapons
>>74655891
>>74655773
We hear a lot of stories about FBI, NSA, even CIA, usually because they're petitioning congress or the supreme court to get something they need.
But we hear comparatively few such stories about GCHQ, MI5 and MI6.
The intelligence frameworks between our two security forces are like chalk and cheese. They don't need to petition anyone for most things, because they already have all they need; and when they do need something, there's internal mechanisms for them to attain it.
https://www.rt.com/uk/195416-snowden-gchq-nsa-privacy-rights/
>>74655778
Not if it's an FMJ fired from a long barrel. 22lr can have a pretty high velocity from a long gun. They're perfectly capable of going straight through. It's not a particularly safe round for home defense for this reason. Always use hollow points, and keep the velocity lower so you don't shoot through a wall and kill your daughter in her sleep.
>>74655743
You could take foxes with an air rifle, just needs to be one actually meant for hunting and not a bb/airsoft gun. .22 pellet would probably be best for a fox though.
Be sure to save the pelts, a nice fox pelt would actually be worth curing imo
>>74655953
I'm sure bows will be really effective against a horde :^)
>>74655924
>the bolt is reversible for left-handed shooters
Burgers, I truly envy your freedom now.
>>74655760
Because I am able to, it's easy.
Also this is an American site.
So I use their preferred method to make communication easier.
If I'm on a British site I use stones and pounds to describe a person's weight.
On an American just lbs.
On a mainland Europe site I can do kg.
Being able to use both systems with ease really helps.
>>74652481
Is the UK just one huge 1984 themepark?
>>74654296
We don't really have any regulations about those either. I don't think you can purchase it when you're younger than 18, but it's common for dads to get their kids air rifles when they're young.
Never heard of anyone get shot by one though. Not even a kid is dumb enough to try and hurt someone with a low-energy single-shot pellet gun. It'd be more effective to just beat them with the rifle itself.
>>74651996
I can't take it goys, I'm a #Cruz missile now.
>>74655638
Holy hell that thing is sweet as fuck
>>74651996
I used to have bb gun fights with my friends. That guy's a pussy. I would have shot him in the face for tweeting that
>>74656033
>FMJ
>22LR
>>74656070
Switching to one, like we did with lanuage would make everything more easier
>>74652700
Wait, so are all 222 pupils English or Muslim?
>>74656041
I wish he would come back so I could fuck his ass. But then by the time I grab the rifle he'd be long gone. I'm not allowed to keep the guns loaded or with the bolt inside if it's bolt action.
>>74656176
Yeah? Are you implying that doesn't exist or something? Go back to sniffing paint on /k/.
>>74656111
Yup, come spend your shekels here and watch us throw shit at each other.
>>74656160
That's not a bb you retard that is a hunting pellet for an air rifle
>>74651996
WARNING NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED.
Here's what an paper cut injury looks like - shocking isn't it? #Surrenderpaper
>>74655937
>>74656009
no way, source
>>74656208
"""""Asians"""""" most likely.
>>74656282
this thread is full of european ignorant morons. leave now, while you still can
>airsoft fags are up in here, claiming to know what its liek to be shot with a lead pellet
>>74656023
I'm well aware that our intelligence agencies already have a lot of elbow room, but my point is you never hear of downright terrifying stories come out of our agencies like you do with the US equivalents. Maybe ours is better at covering their shady deals up? I can't affirm or deny that, but surely the likes of something to the scale of America's MK Ultra and operation northwoods would have surfaced and been declassified by now, or do our agencies basically never have to declassify what they do?
![babpnbx_02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dApYRdD.jpg "babpnbx_02[1].jpg")
>>74656153
THEY MAKE ONE THAT SHOOTS FUCKING ARROWS
>The Pioneer Airbow from Benjamin is an all-new category of big game weapon featuring full length arrows and full weight broadheads, all driven by air. Based on Benjamin’s proven American-made PCP platform, the Pioneer can be cocked with two fingers (and decocked just as easily), fires 8 shots in the same amount of time it takes to fire three from a crossbow, all up to a blazing 450 FPS / 160 FPE.
>Has science gone to far??? y/n
>>74656250
I'm not implying, I'm fucking telling you. There are plated 22LR, but no FMJs. There is no mass produced 22LR ammo with a substantial amount of gliding metal surrounding a lead core. The plating that you see on on something like CCI Mini Mag does jack shit for the structural integrity of the bullet.
>>74655844
And? The pellet is intact and was stopped in the tissue, a simple pair for forcep tweezers will get it out.
>Have to obtain license to own a BB gun
Nuke yourself UK
>>74656458
I FUCKING NEED ONE OF THOSE
>>74651996
I want to see what a Sam Yang injury looks like though.
>>74655781
>i want to touch a gun one day
This is the most British thing ever
>>74651996
>#SurrendAir
how did that get past their PR?
>>74656458
Shame we europoors don't have that much freedom.
Though that would sell really well here as crossbows are exempt from gun control bullshit.
>>74656365
Daily Fail a while back
>>74651996
>OH NO, A SUPERFICIAL WOUND
>HOW HORRIBLE, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BAN THESE FIENDISH WEAPONS?
I'm curious now, what would be the Eurocuck reaction to one of these?
>>74656521
I've owned numerous bb guns through my childhood and I never ever had a license.
Nobody ever told me I needed one, people sold them without saying you needed one. I smell bullshit.
>>74655931
i think only farmers can get them. self-defense is not a valid reason, and that's the only reason i'd want one. handguns are of course banned
>>74656250
literally no fucking point making FMJ rounds in .22lr
it has like 160 joules at 1000 or so fps, that's nowhere near the power of modern smokeless cartridges that was the reason they made fmj ammo in the first place, as the lead would skip the rifling and not hit well without
>>74656458
so basically a repeating crossbow?
>>74656646
You can buy them off the internet here.
>>74656646
That's the strangest thing, we can still legally own high poundage bows, weapons that can fuck people up pretty damn badly, and they're fucking silent.
We can own shotguns too.
I was just gifted a 70 year old revolver (unregistered), The government aint gettin muh guns today
>>74651996
Are Brits softer fleshed or something? When I was in middle school we used to have airsoft wars all the time. Wear a protective mask, wear some clothing so your bare skin isn't showing and you shouldn't be getting any spots that'd bleed
>>74656748
I don't think it repeats, you have to load each bolt/arrow/whatever.
And stop talking about compressed air driven repeating crossbows. I can only get so erect.
Just thought, I have a box full of BB guns I've brought back from holidays
are they illegal to own now?
>>74656646
They're legal haha
>>74656646
legal even to carry here, but they need a gun license in Australia. Not sure about britain.
>>74656790
Same, legal no questions asked, as long as you're over 18.
It's funny to see people thinking all of Europe is the same as the UK regarding gun laws.
>>74656664
Farming isn't the only fucking application for shotguns you dolt, you can attend gun clubs where you do shit like clay pigeon shooting and getting a shotgun just to take it to gun clubs is a valid reason to own one.
>>74656646
Legal as fuck, I own several.
It's also now easier to get a shotgun than an air rifle in Scotland.
>>74652135
Wear a mask and gloves, you'll be fine sissy. If your friends can't take a little pain from paintball, they're probably not worth being your friends anyways.
>>74652708
top bants from this frenchman
>>74651996
Free excuse to get a lot of people to look at his leg. Another narcissistic attention whore into the trash.
>>74656452
There's a difference between invasive collection of intelligence, and paramilitary operations.
We have tortured people as well. And no intelligence agency in the world has its hands clean.
>>74656009
Man why didn't I think of that?
>>74656977
I think he meant taking an Air Rifle to a paintball game.
>hey guys, let's do airsoft/paintball battle!
>should we put any sort of protective padding on?
>no bro! it's not real guns, just airsoft/paintball
I'm not going to shed a tear for literal morons getting injured by doing moronic shit.
Take any contact sport and play it without pads. Should we outlaw ice hockey because taking a shot off an unpadded shin will 100% break your fucking leg?
Fuck these people.
>>74657059
Apparently in Manchester they got 3 loaded guns in 2013
>>74656848
Did you guys use metal bb's like in ops picture? Believe it or not those things are probably the most aerodynamic thing you can shoot out of a gun. Extremely stable and penetrate damn good
>>74656848
if you havent used a pellet gun in 20 years they make them now that are very strong. i killed a duck thats been shitting in our pool with one last month. they def break skin with 3 or more pumps, but unless you get shot in soft tissue i dont see much lasting damage
>>74651996
Hope you get that in the face, britcuck.
>>74656848
Airsoft guns are not air guns
>>74652788
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
>>74656664
https://www.airsoftworld.net/ukara-vcra-guide
>Since October 2007 you can only buy a realistic imitation firearm (one that looks like a real gun) if you are at least 18 years old and meet one of the following conditions:
>You are a 'registered' airsofter with membership of an insured skirmish site. To be registered, you must attend a properly organised and insured airsoft site and play for at least three days over a period of no less than two months. Even if you attend and play the three days in your first week, UK Law requires that two months pass from the first day you attended before you can legally be registered.
>You are a member of a properly insured historical re-enactment group or society.
>You are a film, television or theatre production company
>You are (or are acting on behalf of) a museum
>You are a Crown Servant in pursuance of your Crown duties
Your ancestors are frowning upon you desu senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur0-eP32DoA
classic
>>74657054
Never said ours is innocent mate, my whole point from the start is that it isn't as bad as the American equivalents from what we know.
>>74654095
I've just been searching a bit and I'm surprised at how many episodes they've censored.
More than just the gun thing. Seems to be anything that's slightly controversial.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=simpsons+censored+uk
http://archive.is/XYXEy (buzzfeed list)
>>74652841
They're what your dad is supposed to buy you when you're too young for real guns.
>>74656930
To be exact you need a category M weapon license which doesn't cover any firearms or airguns.
Bows are unrestricted though.
>>74651996
>Scotland
every time
let them have their independence and they can see how lovely it is living under Sturgeon, they are constantly shilling for full Orwell society.
Our government were looking at relaxing gun laws and Scotcucks stood in the way of that because they're still bitching over Dunblaine.
>>74655781
>i want to touch a gun one day
This is what it must feel like to be a cuck
>>74656848
>Thinks airsoft is the same as a pellet rifle
Plastic ball @400FPS vs lead pellet @800FPS. One will lead to a doctor's visit. The other won't.
>>74655191
You know there's RABBIT REPELLENT right you fucking moron?
>>74656111
i was on a kibbutz once, chilling around a fire. a soldier came along and tossed some high caliber ammunition in it. crazy fucking jew. it's just a game there isn't it? have some respect for life
>>74654559
How could you laugh after losing chunks of your teeth?
Everything else looks like good fun but permanent damage is bullshit
>>74656153
>>74655638
Shit, you shouldnt have shown me this
I was going to save for a dp-12, but i might just buy one of these
>>74657146
Nah, mostly plastic
>>74657155
I remember killing slugs with them, one of the more powerful ones we used was made in Germany I remember, was badass. I've looked over a few mentioned in this thread though, looks more powerful than even the paintball guns that were around
>>74657180
Ah, my bad
>>74657410
Yeah, it's called a pellet rifle. That rabbit is never coming back to my garden. Ever.
>>74656809
>We can own shotguns too
Then why all the bullshit about airguns? You're unlikely to kill anyone else with that kind of toy.
>>74652135
Paintball bonded me and my brother in law..
Why would it distance two friends?
>>74657410
Not as fun as blasting them to bits. They dig potholes that causes injury to livestock.
>>74651996
how do you manage this? do they just give air guns to children with no safety training?
The only time ive ever heard of someone shooting someone else with one was from my dad
When he was 10 he 'accidentally' shot a nigger in the back of the head with one. (Luckily their heads are extremely hard, so no damage).
>>74656954
>It's also now easier to get a shotgun than an air rifle in Scotland.
This doesn't make any sense
>>74657484
No, it's called RABBIT REPELLENT and it comes in a variety of forms available at any hardware store or even Wal-Mart. You spray the perimeter of the garden and you don't have to sit in your post with your gun watching for rabbits to come eat plants because rabbits like to eat fucking plants.
Then you don't have to kill them and celebrate a victory where you stood outside like a moron with a gun and shot a defenseless stupid rabbit for coming to eat food like all animals do.
>>74655760
>>74655760
i wish everyone could just go metric
its fucking bullshit going between 2 systems all the time
>>74652640
My thoughts exactly, who the fuck makes this shit? This is why all this isn't so worrying living in this country, because I know our law enforcement is run by stupid, incompetent thugs. They can't do anything right.
>>74657508
Because the person who posted that was a big flobbidy pussy. Put a mask on and put something in your underwear to protect your junk, then go out and light each other up.
Mel Gibson died for this.
>>74656458
>Based on Benjamin’s proven American-made PCP platform
>>74657575
His bunny buddies will see the corpse and think the garden is a trap and leave. Rabbit repellent is not ecological.
>>74657544
>blasting them to bits
Yeah anon, phew lad. That anon sure blasted that rabbit to bits. You know, by shooting it once and ending it's life.
Here we call them cousin fuckers, they live mostly in Kentucky. People who would stand around with an air rifle to shoot a rabbit while it comes into a garden instead of prevent the rabbits 24/7 from coming to the garden with repellent are called rednecks.
He probably cooked the rabbit up and ate it too. Gotta have a good meal with those vegetables.
>>74652248
I have for sure seen the ending where Marge keeps the gun, here on TV in the UK
>having to license an airsoft gun
I literally cannot imagine what it's like living in the UK
>>74657692
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's a chemical that they smell and leave immediately from.
Not ecological? There's natural forms of it, too.
Are they retarded in France? Do you all sit around with guns shooting rabbits in your gardens?
>>74657585
unnecessarily aggressive and over compensating.
Nigger/10
>>74656951
right you are. i recall we won olympic gold in that in 2012
>>74657575
Nope. I'm going to use the pellet rifle. That's my rabbit repellent. It works. That pellet cost me a penny. I'm not going to go out and drop $$ so that I can be a big weeping pussy about killing a fucking cotton tail.
I don't know about the USA, but my impression of the UK and Ireland, that they're very rude and aggressive in small towns, especially Ireland. If they get the legal guns, they will kill each other.
>>74657569
Welcome to knee jerk gun control. I also own a 200lbs draw weight crossbow that takes most of my weight leaning backwards to cock, fully legally and unlicensed. I know for a fact that the carbon bolts that came with it, go clean through a car door and travel another 30 yards or so at 100 yards.
That's legal, unlicensed and cheap, but an air rifle has to be kept in a locked fireproof case, and inspected by the police one a year
>>74651996
thats not a paintball or airsoft pellet.
thats a 5 mm lead minnie ball from a low powered air rifle
i keep a HIGH powered air rifle for possums that will drive one of those bullets through a cinder block
10-12 pumps and mine is roughly equal to a .22lr
britbongs cant even have bb guns
