>so you'd like to date my daughter eh, boy? What exactly is your occupation?
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Professional shitposter
Meme magician
>>74624421
Lol I would give my blessing.
I'm a well-respected political commentator and spokesperson for the Trump campaign.
>>74624311
I shitpost on a Greek tax evasion board
>>74624311
Im a potter, sir. Great dubs, sir
i build wheelchairs shaped like couches
"boy"? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST IDENTIFY ME BY YOU WHITE CIS SCUM
I AM A PANSEXUAL FEMINIST DEMOCRAT YOU SEXIST PIG
Lobsterback here to reclaim our rightful land you old cunt
I protect the white race on an obscure chinese cartoon forum
>>74624311
I'm an actuary.
>>74624311
"M-math PhD."
"300k s-starting s-sir"
>>74624311
I own a business, pops. It is called Pussy Pounders Inc. Keep talkin shit and I might just go pro-bono on your ass.
>>74624774
>Not being a wendy's fry cook starting at $500k
>>74624311
I am 25 a case manager employed by the state and I make 75k a year and have no outstanding debt. I plan on paying for your 18 year old daughters college education and making her my very own disney princess.
Well, I'm a shitposter by trade, but I'm studying to be a fag like OP.
i dont have a job sir. but i am studying engineer.
your daughter will be happy with my, she loves my latin acent and my brunette skin.
>>74624311
Respected sir
I am of to marry our daughter. I make very much money. I am own a autoricksahaw and my family own very many cows. Please let me marries your daughters
Part-time retail worker and I live with my mom and her son, my half-brother. We've never actually discussed that, I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable, but he is a different race than I. He's two years older than me but Neither of us have had a father figure in our lives.
>>74624311
None of your goddamned business you boomer fuck, now if you'll excuse me, your daughter, her son, and I have a dinner date
>>74624311
I'm an accountant for a company that manufactures the things you find on the end of a shoelace
>>74624311
Ay Yo
>slams door open
WHERE DIS
>smacks lips
WHO DIS IZ
>commits felony
YO DAD AN SHIT?
>deep visual confusion
NAW
>shows gold teeth bling
SHIII, MAH NIGGA.
>>74625140
Is he black?
>>74625049
do you have a loo to poo in?
>>74624311
I'm an Power Plant Engineer. Coal-fired boilers supplemented with Gas-fired turbines.
>>74625593
You must pay toll.
>I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.
>>74625459
He's either black or Indian, but mother taught him race is a social construct and the subject never came up again
>>74624774
prove you're not an undergrad brainlet first
>>74624311
I am an alcohol
Engineering phonics and performing custodial duties on the auditory annunciations performed by humans. Hopefully he's impressed by the diction enough not to piece together that I'm just an audio """engineer""".
>>74624311
I'm studying to get a good job.
Now can I fuck your daughter?
>>74624311
im a slav
>>74624311
Fuck you old man. If you start with that shit I'll fuck your wife next.
>>74624311
my trade is doubles
if you will excuse me, check em
>>74625768
Easy, 1.
>>74624311
Software engineet
>>74626439
Whoops, meant 2
>>74625768
LMAO.
It's based on how many circles are in each series of numbers.
For example, 0 is one circle. 8 is two circles. If we were given 8888, the answer would be 8.
The answer is 2.
>>74625532
I not understanding what you meaning by loo
>>74626698
it means to act like a civilized human being
>>74626698
POO
>>74626808
But i am is civilized begins
I apply coconut oils on my hairs daily
>>74626698
>tfw Indians get more shit than anyone else on /pol/
>more shit
>laughter continues
>>74626484
Meaningful typo?
>>74626698