Lets get a red flags for women thread. I'll start:
>dyed hair in unnatural colors
>piercings, tattoos
>studying something useless like gender studies
>plays the victim all the time
>manipulative crying
>doesn't like kids
>daddy issues
>history of sleeping around
>>74600948
schizophrenia
>Has a penis that isn't feminine
>>74600948
>red flags for women
>is a woman
>>74600948
>>manipulative crying
I find this cute.
>Has a vagina
>studying at all/going to college
>wearing sweatpants in public regularly
>wearing too much makeup
>talking about other guys pursuing them
>alive
>>74600948
id be wary if they dont like dogs, my ex didnt like dogs at all and she turned out to be fucked up
dogs are mans best friend, i just cant trust someone who doesnt like them
>>74601082
Hello there /fit/izen
>anxiety
It will be used as a free pass to act completely insane.
>>74601304
yeah I'd be worried if my girlfriend didn't let my dock stuff his huge knot in her pussy
>>74600948
>tfw my gf is half of those
She got all bent out of shape because I won't fuck when she's on her period (blood clumps on my dick is not cool).
>I'M SORRY MY BODY GROSSES YOU OUT
Shall I self-gas, lads?
>>74601304
>>74601493
>studying liberal arts
>>74601304
On the other hand, my ex loved dogs and was also batshit crazy and neurotic about her pet. Takes all sorts eh
>I only hang out with guys it's less drama
aka I am a bottomless pitt slut
>>74601110
You obviously didn't grow up with a younger sister
>>74602492
I have a younger sister.
>>74602558
and you never got blamed for shit because she'd turn on the water works?
>>74602639
No. None of us were retarded enough to fall for it. That is why it was just cute.
>is in a club or bar
>she's a fucking woman
>>74600948
If she doesn't have any kind of fetish she may have a problem
If she's obsessed with chinese cartoons she may have a problem
If she looks too good to be true, then she's too good to be true and may have a problem
If you see her checking out your 55 years old father then she might have a couple of problems
If she's loaded and you're poor as a rat you better be wary because there's something fishy going on
If she's bisexual, you may have a problem
>Has a wingwoman or a wingman.
>Watches a lot of unrealistic love movies - including Disney and Buffy the Fagpire Layer.
>Has never actually surprised you.
>Can't go through just one movie without picking up her phone while at home.
>Favorite books include everything she read in school.
>Describes herself the same way all women do.
>Hasn't spent enough time alone to be able to entertain herself or develop a way to reflect.
>Needs a friend in order to use the restroom.
>Can be described as "a strong or staunch atheist."
>Won't yank your dumb-ass away from the computer to have an adventure or get out.
>Actually says, "My Netflix and chill is literally Netflix and chill."
>Voted for anyone but Trump or Nader this election cycle.
Other than church, where do we find non flagged women to bond for life in marriage and prenuptial agreements?
>isn't a guy
>>74602639
Wow that hit me straight in the feels, it was not about who was right or wrong but my father and mother always sided with my sister just to make her shut the fuck up.
My strategy of not reacting never worked because she kept yelling and crying until she got what she wanted.
That resulted me in spending most of my days out of the house and taught me early on that you can always just go some place quiet and isolated if you want peace from other people so in a weird way I should be thankful for that valuable lesson.
Oh, and if she ever says "Oh anon, I like every kind of music! I don't have a favourite!"
That might be the biggest red flag I know
Hundred percent of women I've known who ever said that are a) boring as fuck b) so fucked up you wish they were boring as fuck
>>74601613
is that her?
>tfw gay
>>74602558
did you fug
>>74603293
a hundred percent of the women I've known who've ever said that have only listened to top 40 shit.
>>74600948
>daddy issues
kek, good luck finding a woman without that
>>74603350
No.
>>74600948
Doesn't have a penis
Look at the mother.
> If mum is obese she will become obese
>mum batshit insane
>mum and dads relationship is how you end up if you date
>any anxiety run the fuck away it seems chill at first then it becomes an excuse
>>74603400
Yeah? None of them ever told you that she killed her best friend when she was 7? Not even joking here.
>>74603512
...uh
wut?
You're going to have to tell the story now. There's no way you can leave something like that hanging.
>>74603421
baka
>>74603655
Only fug those you would or could marry senpai.
>>74600948
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/25/i_fcked_a_republican_on_thanksgiving/
F I C K I
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>>74600948
>tfw my gf has none of those except daddy issues
Am I screwed /pol/? Her dad was objectively a dead beat but I'm the only one she's been with
>>74600948
I've never understood this comic. I don't see the hypocrisy: there's a clear difference to having a stranger call you something you're only comfortable with in an intimate setting with someone you trust. Within the context of sex, the dirty talk is used just to spice up the moment and isn't really meant to be taken literal as someone mostly like in a public setting would meant it to be (let's be honest here, taboo/wickedness = sexiness).
Also, I'd argue this is a strawman because I've fucked women who told me after having sex with them that they didn't like the dirty talk and I had to have long discussions with them about my true intentions and how I really meant it.
>>74602306
This so much. If she doesn't hang with other women there's a damn good reason.
>>74603808
Stick with her unless something big happens.
>>74601216
>he wants a worthless dead weight for a companion.
>>74603808
Why are you even asking? You'll stay with her even if she got fucked by a pack of wild niggers.
I will tell you a true red flag.
Anyone who trusts you too fast. If someone tells you information about their past abuse, trauma, or anything extremely negative about their lived and you recently just met them that means their life revolves whatever fucked them up and they're looking for someone to dump all their bagage on.
On the other hand they will be easy to manipulate.
>>74604086
Nah senpai. I'm /fit/ and have a good paying job with a high salary ceiling. I'm high value.
>>74604264
See you on /r9k/
>>74604136
>Anyone who trusts you too fast. If someone tells you information about their past abuse, trauma
So much this.
I was raped, never told a soul. Why can't bitches just accept it and move on? It's a huge red flag when I meet a chick and she just tells me all the past abuse she went through. Come on, bitch, do you really need to tell me that your dad sexually assaulted you and shove things up your butt? This is our 3rd date.
>>74603728
>>74603616
Arrite. It's a pretty short story anyway.
>Be me, 17 yo
>Met this girl called Eli, really cute and hot as fuck
>To this day she's still one of the hottest girls I've dated
>Met her on a party, hitted off really well
>I'm a huge metal-fag and I had long hair then so of course the topic of music came out
>she tells me that she likes everything, I don't care because I'm too busy staring at those glorious tits
>Like, I could hear an angelic chant just being there
>fast forward some weeks, we're dating now, perfectly happy
>Except that she wants to know where I am most of the time and checks my phone (you know, the usual crazy bitch gf)
>Should've known that redflag but she was my first girlfriend that were with me for more than a week, so I kind of turned a blind eye
>Keep getting red lights, she tells me how hot my brother is
>"We should make a threesome, anon!"
>Getting too much to handle
>Fast forward again, we've been dating for 3 months now
>After some make out session we begin to talk about our childhood while cuddling
>extreme comfy
>She tells me if I can keep a secret
>"Of course love"
>She tells me that shit
>According to her, in summer when they were on their town her friend and her were discussing about some shit I don't remember
>Turns out she went batshit crazy and busted a rock on her head
>Laugh it off, she tells me it's true
>Later that night, she sends me an article of that kid dissapearing
And 3 days later I told her I was gay. Had to play it a bit with one of my friends but she went to another city some months later.
>>74604475
>spain
>wears a choker
>>74604650
>Somalia
>no hijab
>>74604475
Can you link the article??
>>74604705
>>74604650
rekt.
mfw /pol/ thinks the perfect woman exists
>>74604136
Thats good advice
>>74604837
I don't even remember the name of the girl, it was 4 years ago when I lost contact. I do remember the town where they were was Teruel, or at least that's what she told me.
>>74600948
>tattoos
But the Norse had tattoos.
Anyway, here's my list.
>SJW
>Landwhale
>Dumb
>Slut
>Manipulative (but strong is okay)
>Believes in "teh patriarky" (pretty much goes under dumb)
>Has a victim complex
>>74605052
>But the Norse had tattoos.
The Norse were also barbaric faggots.
>>74604427
kek had a girl tell me about how her parents beat her up a lot when she was a kid on our first date and all I could think of was that she must really have no close relationships if she hasn't gotten over it by now and wants to talk about it right away.
I ended the date early and she got out the car expecting me to give her a kiss but I just waved and drove off.
But I'm sorry about what happened anon.
>>74605052
>post an Amercian mutt who plays some fag in an unhistorical shitshow.
The only evidence of tattooed vikings were some presumed "Swedish" vikings at the end of the viking age who met some Arabs. Most likely though they were just a Slavic tribe.
Not one fucking mention of tattoos are there in any of the sagas or any other evidence at all. All the pictures they painted are of none tattooed men.
FUCK THIS SHIT!
>>74603117
Church
Family gatherings
Home care/decor stores
The country
A cooking class
>>74603095
Is Nader even running?
>>74600948
>dated a girl like OP described
>currently dating a girl that /pol/ would consider perfect
>deeply miss the first girl
Any of these "traits."
>>74606118
jesus christ
>>74606118
>read books
At least she's not likely to be a SJW then.
>>74604705
Fucking annihilated
>>74602306
>Cute as fuck shy girl in one of my classes
>She's smart and witty once I finally get her to open up
>Starts talking about how shes always had mostly guy friends
>Tells me she wants to have one child from every race
>And raise them all herself
>mfw
>>74606118
>first paragraph
Okay sounds goo-
>the rest
>>74601613
Nah, fuck her and make her clean you off with her mouth, it's her own body right?
>Meet a girl at a party
>She's just the DD for her friends
>Never had a boyfriend or even been kissed
>Easy 8/10
>Loves to cook, clean, etc,...
>Loves Trump
>Doesn't take shit from anybody
>4.0 student
Nobody wants to date her because shes a virgin and focused on her future, but I think I found the perfect waifu.
>>74607116
Go for it, DO IT
>>74607173
I'm working on it anon. I already got her number and shit.
>>74607116
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>74607116
>>74607300
Theres got to be a flaw somewhere in there anon, she seems too good to be true. Stay alert brother
>>74607116
You know what you must do...
>>74600948
>being a feminist
>having a non-natural hair/eye color
>having even the slightest homosexual attraction
>not liking kids
>having ambition in the workplace (unless it's because she wants to take care of her kids)
>being into kinks like bdsm
>trash talking/being antagonistic
>claiming looks don't matter (she's either a liar or stupid)
>being into male hobbies like video games
>being obsessed with social status
there's so many red flags i'd rather be asexual, since it's impossible to find a normal woman any more
>>74607501
She's Asian and some would say her being a kissless 20 year old virgin is a flaw. I wouldn't, but I'm not like most people.
>>74607116
I met a girl exactly like that, she was really hot, Guatemalan iirc.
She was crazy as all fuck, she'd been assaulted a year or two ago or something so it kinda broke her, which sucks. She hinted at being suicidal but told me her dog saved her life. I tried to be understanding but she had a bad habit of blowing my phone up 24/7 texting me and calling me, she just didn't sleep.
She told me she loved me after a week of knowing each other and guilted me into reciprocating. She wouldn't fug either, if we went beyond 1st base it caused a shuddering, crying panic attack. She was a 24 year old virgin.
She went to her parents and told them I was a piece of shit and was causing her stress which was causing her grades to drop, this was after I got her a job btw, her dad confronted me about it and I had no clue what was going on, had to sit through an angry south american dad for 2 hours, when I talked to her later about it she admitted that she lied for no reason.
There's more but it's not worth it but the point is if it seems too good to be true, it is
>>74607116
>>74607300
>>74607738
how could you lie like this?
through the internet?
why?
>>74605034
Do you ever lie awake at night and contemplate about all the people you've probably indirectly helped murder by not telling the police?
>>74600948
>democrat
>subaru
>shit taste in entertainment
>enjoys being a normie
>has ethnic friends
>>74600948
> daddy issues
As an older man, that one is kinda important to me.
>>74607766
Oh I'm SURE there's a major problem lurking somewhere. I've met too many women that tick a lot of boxes only for them to end up being maximum crazy.
>>74607835
No lie senpai, but perfection isn't real. I'm scared to find out what her hidden flaws are.
>>74603830
>implying /pol/ has had an intimate moment.
There is nothing wrong with that comic, people who think there is don't know how to have fun.
Also, keep having good sex.
>>74604475
and you didn't tell the police???
>>74608133
Her being Asian is a completely unhidden flaw if you're anything other than Asian as well.
>>74608133
> doesn't take shit from anybody
is the only real flaw i see here
usually cuckspeak for potential shrew and turbobitch
>>74600948
>dyed hair
>bad
Leave.
>>74608321
it's a thread about females
>>74608321
get that roach off my stairs, stat
>>74608361
but that is a female, no?
>>74603882
>He wants a strong independent womyn to drop his children off at daycare every day
>>74608402
kek
>can only take one punch before falling
This one girl I know says sorry alot
Not in a sarcastic way, in a seemingly genuine way
Just "sorry" as a response to things that don't even require an apology
What does it mean /pol/, Im scared
>>74608361
>>74608500
She's Canadian
>>74604475
>she tells me how hot my brother is
It feels good being the best of my male siblings
>Younger brother is a skinny idiot
>Youngest brother is a manlet
>>74608240
I'm white but I live in Commiefornia, so all of the white girls I know are ultra-liberal. I would prefer a white woman but this girl fills enough criteria for me to not care.
>>74608285
She is a bit of bitch, but I don't mind it because I don't take her shit. We like to verbally spar.
>>74608402
I bet you've fapped to him already haven't you? Faggot.
>>74608500
She has daddy issues and was probably sexually abused.
>>74608597
H-have I been fapping to a boy...?
>>74608660
>boy
its a male roach, and youre disgusting
>>74600948
>single mother
literally everything you guys are listing is what causes single motherdom...
If I meet a woman and can even picture her as a single mother I fucking run.
>>74608660
Yes
>>74608873
>>74608847
I refuse to believe you.
I can't have fapped to a boy 15+ times.
I'm not a homosexual.
>>74608956
apparently you are, you prancing la-la homo man.
>>74605098
>barbaric faggots.
Slav please...
>>74601216
I find actually intelligent females a lot more attractive than 10/10s if they are at least 7/10
would you rather fuck a prostitute or someone who is a decent companion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1uIOZSPUsI
Get a load of these amoral hedonists.
Ought to whip all of those degenerates into shape; send'em all to the military for a couple of years and have them man up.
What would old Adolf think of this?
Sodomite scum, all of you.
>>74606844
>one child from every race
kek, reproduction is like fucking pokemon for some people
>>74609116
i have never met an actually intelligent female.
its like finding an UMA
>>74604475
>>According to her, in summer when they were on their town her friend and her were discussing about some shit I don't remember
>>Turns out she went batshit crazy and busted a rock on her head
>>Laugh it off, she tells me it's true
>>Later that night, she sends me an article of that kid dissapearing
>>74601086
underated
>she likes horses
>>74609198
>my husband is black
>im a single mother
what did she mean by this?
>so nerdy xD glasses
>cat-eye glasses
>very short hair
>strange colored hair
>very visible tattoos
>doc martens
>face shrapnel
>chipped nail varnish
>heavily bitten nails (big warning sign often overlooked one)
>nipples poking through top
>fat
>>74609198
>I'm a single mother
>My husband is black
No wonder the bitch is bad at math.
>>74606990
This guy gets it
>>74600948
I hate to toot my own horn but I've been with a lot of ladies over the years - can confirm that the red flag meme exists for a reason, but I don't really have anything new to add:
>changes hair color/style more than once a year
>ANY kind of issues with immediate family (divorce, molestation, mid-20's but act like teenagers around parents "uhg mom! don't go through my phone!" etc.)
>More than 2 pets or any kind
>any kind of pet that isn't a dog
>quite/shy (you'd think this is what you want, but a year into a relationship they open up and reveal they're completely psychotic and lack any social tact whatsoever)
>outdoorsy (personal preference but if you're lazy like me, get used to being called so even if you do make efforts to go out literally every weekend)
>"polyamorous"/"bisexual" - for obvious reasons, hit and quit if you must
>kids - obvious reasons
That's all I can think of for now.
>>74609198
>single mother
won't have to worry too much if she's burnin coal
>>74600948
>I'm not like the other girls
>>74601216
>not wanting a studyfu
kys
>>74600948
>tries to act like she's 16 even though she's 26
>>74607116
>Nobody wants to date her because she is a virgin
This right here is what is wrong with society. Faggots who are scared to fuck somebody who is a virgin. Being a virgin for a woman at 20 requires willpower and shows intelligence. (As long as she isnt a hamplanet or something)
You wife that woman right now
>>74608956
Don't worry, its only gay if you continue after the realization
>>74609491
At least she's realistic I guess
What strikes me as strange is how particular she is about it all, Ghana specifically?
>>74606118
>not having 2 women massage you after a long day at work
Poly fidelity is great. At least the non gay triads / harams.
>>74607116
Put your pennis into her vaginer.
>>74603808
99% of women have daddy issues
>>74609688
What if I want to continue, though?
What if my love transcends gender?
>>74603830
7/10 b8 m8
>>74609756
73.662% of all stats are made up on the spot. :^)
>>74609710
>tfw had a dream last night I picked up two milfs at a party and had a threesome.
Dreamland here I come
>>74609826
You are a faggot son
>>74609826
Then you are just gay
>>74607116
>no one wants to date her because she's a virgin
u wot
>>74600948
>gf has all of these "red flags"
>still an awesome person to be in a relationship with
scared autistic virgin general I guess? top f***ing kek
>she has weird or weak eating habits
>shes not expressive
>shes judgemental or prude
>shes not talkative
>she talks more about her opinions rather than her experiences
>she wears makeup
>she plays video game often
>she prefers the company of men
>>74608956
4chan is the faggiest place on earth senpai desu
>>74608133
>I'm scared to find out what her hidden flaws are.
Most likely extreme anxiety, schizophrenia or sexual abuse during childhood.
I haven't been single for more than 5 consecutive days in the last 14 years. I've broken the code to female behavior, but the answer isn't pretty.
>>74610050
Duedebro chads only go after total sluts. Shy qt waifu types aren't their thing famalam
>>74600948
>she has a girly penis
>>74609291
Literally nothing wrong with a woman being an equestrian
>>74610180
>>74601493
is this how Canadians keep themselves busy during winter ?
>>74610134
lmao! you wrecked him bro!
>>74610184
And the reasoning for listing those 3 extremes; if her flaws aren't somewhat noticeable, but deeply hidden, it's one of those three in the vast majority of cases.
Sometimes it takes several years of a relationship for her to finally admit that her brother forced his cock inside of her when she was 8.
>>74604136
Based fucking kimchi
Stay away from people who right off the bat talk about the neglect or trauma they've been through
Its like swimming up to a drowning man, you are only condemning yourself in your attempt to help
>>74601613
My gf was like that too until I said "if my dick shot blood into you would you want to bang"
>>74603095
>Describes herself the same way all women do.
What does that mean.
>>74610180
My friend is asking for sauce, what a faggot haha
>>74610537
made me laugh anon, don't do that again
>>74610537
Lo siento mi putito.
No tenia valentina cuando lo saque de /v/ y jewgle no me dice nada.
>>74610134
if your gf doesn't like kids you might as well date another man
>>74610626
Is it safe to fap to this?
Is this a girl?
>>74605910
You don't deserve the girl you have now if you won't stop thinking about your ex.
>>74610660
I'm sorry, it's not :(
>>74606990
>>74609473
i know, bunch of fags
I have a female friend who is into cuckqueaning. She told me she's okay with her bf swinging but doesn't want to do any of that for herself, as long as hes enjoying it she's happy. Tbh I think it's kind of weird, I wouldn't want to do that or allow that with my partner. What do you guys think of it?
>>74600948
My GF:
>virgin when I met her, I took her virginity
>didn't have any relationships in high school, just watched a lot of porn
>horny all the time
>loves sex and experimenting with sex
>enjoys giving blowjobs
>is okay with me voting Trump despite the fact that she's not voting for him
>hates fat people
>is a low key racist like me
>doesn't go out of her way to talk to guys and resists their advances
I think she could be the one. My ex is a walking red flag though.
>>74600948
>Super happy Christian girl
>With a belly button piercing
Nope
>>74601304
Dogs when trained properly are man's best friend. If they aren't trained properly, then they are just yappy annoyances. The majority of dogs are raised by retards that talk to them as if they are people. All they do is bark nonstop at everything that moves.
fuck incompetent dog owners.
>>74610944
I fucking hate you Canada. Every single one of you on here is a fucking degenerate.
>>74610944
To be honest if my girlfriend suggested it I would dump her, even if I'm the one benefiting all you end up with is two flings and no committed relationships
I mean I', sure it would be great for a while but that's no way to live long term imo
>>74601613
That pic
>>74602558
Answer the question: did you fuq?
>Has only dated men 8+ years older than her
>Reading Kjarninn/Stundin/the opinion pieces of Fréttablaðið
>Believes in "the internet revolution"
>Thinks ReykjavÃkurdætur is the epitome of feminism
>Supports Samfylkingin or Vinstri Grænir
>Humanities degree
>Goes to the city center more than twice a week
>Believes we should take in more than the quota of 50 refugees a year
Just to name a few
>>74601216
>not wearing comfy pants at all times
faggot detected
>>74610944
Sort of related
>Meet girl who is in an open relationship on OKC
>We have a fun date and I invite her back to my place
>She tells me that her boyfriend doesn't like her to fuck on the first date
>Still wants to spend the night and suck my cock though
>Texts her boyfriend that she loves him and promises not to do anything but suck me off
>Five minutes into sucking my dick she she climbs on top and we start fucking
>Fuck her raw and fill her up 3 times that night
>Do it once more for the road in the morning
>She calls her boyfriend as she leaves and reassures him we didn't fuck
>mfw
>>74610483
NAWALT
"I'm not like the other girls"
>>74610310
My waifus are Equestrians.
Nothing wrong with it.
>>74611102
Woah man just take it easy
>>74611728
Degenerate
>>74611746
Or what about:
>Carpe Diem BYOTCHES <3 <3
>IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE MY BEST <3 <3
>>74611820
I don't do that kind of stuff anymore. Still good fap material though.
>>74611746
Or the classic "I prefer guy friends because girl friends are all about drama". Bitch, you bring the drama with you.
>>74611083
This. I thought I was doing pretty well in the /pol/ ideal woman category, but I'm not very fond of dogs. I think I grew up around mostly "dogmom/furbaby" idiots and learned to dislike them. Damm I hate people who interact with animals like that.
>>74608524
Canadian here . Sorry, but I can confirm this.
>>74603830
>comic implies that Ms Blue Hair is having a rough (bite marks) one night stand.
How did you miss that? It seems pretty in-your-face to me.
>Tfw gf has piercings and no dad
her dad literally pulled the
>i'm going to get cigs
bit, not even joking
no, shes not black
>>74601613
>Did somebody say period sex?
>>74603095
>Has never actually surprised you.
This one is huge.
>visits leddit or chons frequently
>has a big brother in prison
>only one nipple ring
>works at firehouse subs
>webbed feet
>smoker
>loves football
>>74609710
Harems are great for the alphas who can get them. The problem is that they leave betas who are batshit crazy levels of pissed running around. Islam has a tradition of always keeping a man next to a woman when she's out because there are gangs of men who roam the streets in Arab cities and gangrape women.
One man and one woman is a much more stable system.
>>74607116
Go after her, but be careful bro. Fall in love with her, not the idea of her.
>single parent
>uses social media excessively
>likes rap
>nose ring
>drinks alcohol
>>74612085
>Loves anything
You can be guaranteed that she has only a cursory interest in order to attract attention.
>>74611938
oh god that's my sister down to a tee. I love her to death, but fuck. women are fucking savage against eachother.
I'm really fortunate my job is a sausage fest with one woman.
>>74600948
>likes kids
>wears a cross or says she's Christian
>against abortion
Those are all the red flags for chicks I won't bang.
>>74610843
This this this. Smear it like warpaint on her face, remind her what a goddamn filthy bitch she is, and then force her to scrub herself thoroughly in the shower while you watch in a judgemental fashion.
>>74601613
>Shall I self-gas
deport yourself to Israel.
>>74608321
Anzu is the textbook definition of someone who is mentally ill
>>74608956
To be fair to you, it is a very convincing trap.
>>74604427
>be in bullshit communications class
>required college class to fulfill humanities requirement for degree
>have art project to make a faggy mask that displays our inner self and outer self
>doing class presentations on them
>some fat supreme emo chick gets up to present hers
>"I was raped"
>cries about it in front of the whole class while giving her presentation (the rape was central to the project)
>everyone is super awkward
>barely anyone in the class knew each other more than "the person who goes to class with me"
>went on for what felt like ages
>eventually she finished up, went back to her seat
>everyone claps in support and because the thing is over
>mfw I had to follow that with my shitty mask that revolved around some bullshit that skirted any and all issues I had
>>74612032
>Plus: natural lube!
Blood is terrible lube.
Dislikes autists and sociopaths
>>74604475
fresca historia, hermano
>>74606118
>Im a nerd
i started laughing here and didn't stop LOL
>>74612032
Disgusting
>>74606911
that first paragraph should tell you that the insanity that followed was imminent.
>>74601613
Fuck in the shower, easy
>>74612581
>Blood is terrible lube.
blood is okay lube
>>74612430
DELET THIS
>>74609198
>reproduction is like fucking pokemon for some people
LOL
>>74611443
>Fréttablaðið
>ReykjavÃkurdætur
>Samfylkingin
jesus christ Iceland, this is why everyone treats you like you're fucking aliens.
>>74612032
>period blood
>natural lube
How about no.
>>74601613
>She got all bent out of shape because I won't fuck when she's on her period (blood clumps on my dick is not cool).
Just wear a condom you fucking autistic retard!
>>74609198
>wants to have a black baby daddy
>knows she'll end up as a single mom
At least she's smart.
>>74612705
I'll admit, I've never used blood as lube. Isn't it sticky? I would assume that would make for shit lube.
>>74612032
I've had sex right when she started her period without knowing, and had dried blood all over my dick the next morning
>>74609629
I would totally date virgin women if I wasn't already married.
In fact knowing what I know now, I would date virgins exclusively. (I know my dating pool would be tiny or illegal, but dammit we need women to stop being whores.
>>74612032
>>74612956
It crusts up on your dick and shit.
>>74612956
>>74613202
Its not sticky, if the girl is wet, it equals out.
>>74612340
This so much. If you don't realize that you only have a very shallow impression of her (for now) and she ends up not meeting your "perfect waifu" expectations, you can get burned pretty bad and fuck up any chance of a relationship with her or anyone else in the near future. Shit hurts, trust me.
>>74613170
Good lord
>divorced/remarried/unwed mother
>>74601216
>>talking about other guys pursuing them
I think your other ones are somewhat in jest, but this is actually a really big one. Lots of people believe in the concept of "harmless flirting". Flirting with people who are not your significant other is wrong. It doesn't mean just by flirting once or a handful of times it will ruin your relationship or you will cheat, but it is still wrong.
This is related to that one commandment "thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife/husband"
>>74606118
>Beaverton
Ugh jesus that's a red flag by itself for me.
>>74609116
You've probably had <5 sexual partners and imagine your future partner more in terms of love, than of practicality.
Intelligence is not and has never been naturally attractive for women. You can have an IQ of 80 and be an outstanding wife and mother, which are far more important than above-average intelligence, which does functionally nothing in a good, traditional marriage (and if that's not what you would want, you're a cuck).
Stay mad, virgins.
>mfw wife agrees that any daughters we have will have to have a blood-related male escort to go out of the house
>>74612705
shit clots, senpai
>>74613564
>>mfw wife agrees that any daughters we have will have to have a blood-related male escort to go out of the house
she will grow up a giant slut...
>>74613720
Literally what?
She'll be groomed to be the perfect waifu that /pol/ collectively dreams about. Submissive, pretty, and given the skills to be a housewife, like her mother (my wife) currently is.
There truly is no pleasing you fuckers, is there, leaf?
>>74613853
she will look at the other girls at school and look at herself as oppressed and fuck a bunch of guys just to spite you. seen this happen lots
>>74610981
>loves sex and experimenting with sex
>enjoys giving blowjobs
Red flag
>>74610483
She's straight generic, cookie cutter, a product of THIS generation. Do you want that?
>>74613959
>in school
You must've misunderstood: if she leaves the house, it's with a blood-related male... the entire time. She's not going to public school, because we're not fucking retarded and/or nonwhite.
The scenario you're describing is when a child grows up respecting their school peers moreso than their parents, and is 'parented' by them as a result. This leads to promiscuity and the other degeneracy we don't want.
So, yeah. I'm guessing you're young, which is fine, but if you're white and plan to have children, all logic and reason compels you to homeschool.
>inb4 someone suggests you can't adequately socialize children who are homeschooled
>>74600948
Piercings anywhere other than on the ears. Other than that everything you said.
>raised by a divorced single mom
No good male figure in her life + bitter mom brainwashing, so more likely to resent or be suspicious of guys and when they fault her she's less likely to forgive.
>>74614195
>I'm going to indoctrinate my daughter so that she can't question my views
Fuck you, go back to the middle east where scum like you belong.
>>74611728
Don't enable the whores. Just don't.
>>74611728
Stopped reading at open relationship.
Do not even think about giving these repulsive degenerates but one iota of attention.
>>74614448
>indoctrinate
What part of my posts made you believe that? I even directly implied that I intend to adequately socialize (which, I do).
If trying to properly raise your kids without the negative influence of public school is 'indoctrinating' (holy shit that double-think), then what ISN'T indoctrinating? What is 'good parenting' to you?
>>74612032
Tumblr, pls stahp. Tumblr...Tumblr pls.
>be me
>have girlfriend
>has dyed hair in the past
>has ear piercings and wants a tattoo
>studying sociology in uni, contemplating specializing in gender studies
>daddy issues
but shes a 10/10 and love is fun and so far has been nothing but good to me. why should i be wary? if she cheats on me ill jus break up with her lol
redpill me pol
>>74612331
Truth.
ISIS is basically a rape club for enraged betas who don't even have access to internet porn;
>>74614869
>why should i be wary?
Do you intend to marry her, eventually?
If you do, you're a cuck.
If you don't, you should also be fucking other girls (which I'm sure you aren't).
>>74614869
youre in canada, youre fucked regardless
>>74600948
Problem glasses.
>>74609198
Why American women are shit: the nutshell.
>>74614940
why am i a cuck? if she cheats on me id just completely cut her off, if not id just continue the relationship for as long as im happy because she is literally unbelievably attractive, petite, dancer, amazing body, great assets etc
idk marriage has never been important to me, but im planning to live with her which means that for an intents and purposes wed be married (common law baka)
why would i fuck another girl? promiscuity is degenerate
>>74614987
i know, i hate this liberal shithole and want to come to the usa to live under trump. i shared this desire with her and she seems to want to as well
>>74611765
Rarity worst waifu.
>>74603317
Faggot but I'm jealous
>>74615177
fuck off horse fucker.
>>74615162
>id just continue the relationship for as long as im happy because she is literally unbelievably attractive, petite, dancer, amazing body, great assets etc
All good reasons to fuck her. If she has no worth as a prospective mother, none of those are reasons to marry her/have children, though.
> im planning to live with her
Yep, you're a cuck. You will get exactly what you deserve. You literally asked to be redpilled and then refused to hear the truth.
>why would i fuck another girl?
Because there's no reason no to if you're not going to marry your future single mother of a gf.
>promiscuity is degenerate
For women, yes. It's painfully obvious that this is the first attractive girl that's given you the time of day, and when she realizes what a little bitch you are, she'll cheat on you and leave.
