The Angry Birds Movie has released today and is full of red pills and many angry liberal reviewers.
For those who have not seen it yet it's a children's movie based upon the Massive Muslim immigration into Europe.
The movie has the Coexist stickers, references to Amnesty International, and the bearded Muslim looking Pigs come on a ship to the liberal Bird Island, and all of the Birds accept them, the Pigs start blowing stuff up and stealing eggs, but the Birds still think they are good, except for a few angry birds who had to go to a tolerance and anger management class who find out that the Pigs are up to no good and in the end the Angry Birds get a giant Eagle that looks like Trump to help them remove the Pigs and then get their eggs back and bomb the Pigs home.
Confirmation bias
Sounds like a great movie
Will download once HD Rip is out.
I also wanna see that Gods of Egypt movie. Looks denkkk
>>74596382
wew fucking lad
Huh. I thought Rovio is bluepilled as fuck, but that seems not to be the case. Praise Rovio, Jon Vitti, Clay Kaytis and Fergal Reilly.
>>74596365
this made me kek
>>74596365
Now, I'm sure that I'm going to see it with my nephews as soon as posible.
>>74596218
You can trust the finns to deliver the best content.
>>74596491
Well prepare for WE WUZ GODS OF WISDUM
>>74596420
Holy shit
Is this a screenshot from the angry birds movie or something else?
I read it could be interpreted as anti colonization, i.e. Pigs are whites
>>74597660
It's from the movie.
>>74596218
I'll wait until it unloads to Netflix.
>>74597716
Did whites go around with TNT blowing up buildings?
Did Blacks or Native Americans have sheriffs that protected whites?
Did Native Americans or Africans have developed industrial cities and cultures?
Did they have coexist and amnesty international?
>>74597716
Pigs are the muslims, faggot.
>>74597822
That's just what I read. I haven't seen the movie, seems redpilled, but don't be surprised if stupid people interpret it how they want
>>74596218
>Angry liberal reviewers
Can we get some links ?
>>74598024
http://nypost.com/2016/05/19/angry-birds-movie-fails-to-make-a-dumb-app-into-a-political-statement/
http://grouchoreviews.com/reviews/4916
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/angry-birds-movie-lays-egg-movie-review-article-1.2639920
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html
>>74598024
https://archive.is/ocvAH#selection-833.0-833.491
Finns are honorary white people.
>tfw they probably missed a golden opportunity to call the pigs 'piggers'
>>74596365
Holy shit, a lot of thought was put into this. It's kinda scary how smart it is.
>>74597721
NO FUCKING WAY.
THAT IS WAY TOO POLITICAL TO BE THERE.
>>74598741
The fire rises.
>>74598539
I can't believe the propaganda department actually let this movie pass.
Nobody can tell me they didn't notice all this redpilling.
>>74598741
>Implying that finns care about american political correctness
>>74596365
BASED
convinced me to watch the movie
>>74598289
>they get triggered by muh strong female characters and dad rock
Fucking nu males man
>>74598289
>that last review holy fuck
>>74599054
holy shit
>>74599238
>meninist
i should find it funny that they picked up so well on that satire movement. but in reality its just sad
>>74599238
It's suppose to be satire
>>74599238
>completely telling the truth
>>74596218
Has anyone seen the ending? Because this % sounds fishy as fuck as if in the end the pigs will live in the birds island for ever and ever in peace and love.
>>74599651
It ends with birds saving the eggs and pig town getting blown up.
>>74599651
I believe OP is watching as we speak, hence the screenshots.
I'll lurk more until he's finished with the movie to give his input. Looks great so far.
>>74596491
Gods of Egypt is pretty bad famalam.
It's B movie with special effects that aren't really that great considering its budget
>>74599651
It's a happy ending. The pig city blows up with them presumably dying since the antagonist surviving mountains of TNT is not only unrealistic, no pig is seen after that.
>>74599651
obviously the rating is low because the liberals hate it you gullible euro.
>>74599238
>I’m “biast” (pro): nothing
I’m “biast” (con): movies based on games fill me with dread
>no one wants their children indoctrinated while watching a cartoon
>I sure it will impact their ability to get future work, the dears.
It goes on and on with this bullshit. Jesus christ the attempt to reflect abso-fucking-lutely everything into a "see? the males are doing bad things and it will plant a seed of evil into your children" picture is outrageous. I absolutely hate leftist pieces of shit like this reviewer, and it is disgusting that this review is even allowed to be released into the public with such an obvious and blatant agenda.
Also,
>MaryAnn Johanson
>>74599822
Nice.
>>74599651
The Angry Birds redpill the other birds and leads to them removing pigkebab with the help of the Giant Eagle who looks like Trump after that the Birds go and get their eggs back from Pig City and spend the last half an hour bombing it.
>>74597822
Animator here. the pig is named MudBeard. He hoards TNT.
The pigs are the MUSLIMS. Period.
>>74596806
I think they got redpilled. Here in Holland more and more People wake up everyday
>>74596420
loled at that part
>>74600158
The pigs live by an ancient code and law.
>>74596218
Why do liberals give conservative / rightwing political movies like this terrible reviews?
>>74600158
MUDBEARD ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
HEIL RED
>>74596218
I'll be watching this with my nephews.
>>74600467
Because it isnt the message we want to tell the goyim
>>74599813
So it's like Clash of the Titans. I like watching shit like that. I've already seen all the good movies a million times so I might as well watch the bad ones a million times.
>>74596365
Holy shit it's real
>>74596218
Review from my local newspaper: Xenophobia Comes to Children's Movie in Trump's America
RADICAL PIGSLAM
>>74600619
What city?
>>74600683
>Representing muslims as pigs
Like pottery
Check this out /tv/ agrees. Liberals are fucking ruining everything for fucks sake.
>>>/tv/69791178
According to Wikipedia, the bearded king of the pigs is called Mudbeard.
stealth merchant spotted
2016 is the year of right wing cinema
>>74596218
>many angry liberal reviewers
I can't wait to savor this butthurt.
>>74596218
>giant Eagle that looks like Trump
I'm gonna need a pic on this right now
>>74596382
Shut up cuck
It's meme magick
>>74600619
>Trumps America
He isn't even in office yet, and he's still making America great again
>>74596420
>mfw meme magic is real
>>74600992
Its like hes already president
>>74600467
Because muh agenda
>>74600381
>King Mudbeard
>>74600915
>>74596218
You faggots better be rating and watching this movie. It's our best chance at redpilling the masses.
>>74596218
Dutch Homo Reviewers gave it a 2/5 for XENOPHOBIC ELEMENTS REEE
>>74600799
>>74600885
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/03/london-has-fallen-movie-review-agitprop-security-theater.html
>A Nuremberg rally for 21st-century America. Pure terror porn: racist, jingoistic, thoroughly obnoxious. Donald Trump voters will love it. *sob*
>If only all those other stupid countries — you know, like Germany and the U.K. — could be as awesome as America. After the British prime minister dies suddenly and mysteriously, world leaders summoned to London for the funeral, allegedly “the most protected event on Earth,” come under terrorist attack. The only survivor among them is U.S. president Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart: My All American, I, Frankenstein), thanks to impossibly badass Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler: How to Train Your Dragon 2, Chasing Mavericks), even though Banning concedes that he is made of nothing more than “bourbon and poor choices.” (One wonders what all those failed non-American security people could possibly be made of: cotton candy?) Now Asher and Banning are on the run in a locked-down London because the bad guys want to capture the president and execute him live on the Internet. Because that could happen.
>London Has Fallen isn’t a movie: it’s a Nuremberg rally for 21st-century America in which drone warfare is righteous because swarthy brown terrorists are almost supernaturally powerful, and yet also ultimately no match for the U! S! A! U! S! A! It is laughably beyond preposterous, all the security lapses in every single British service, from MI-6 right down to the NHS ambulance corps, that is required for the army of angry anti-Western but primarily anti-American terrorists to pull off stupendously coordinated multiple attacks across a geographically sprawling world city. Though even the terrorists cannot deny the superiority of American technology: look at all the Macintosh PowerBooks prominently arrayed among their info-arsenal!
>>74599054
>>74596218
Damn, I like these color combinations. Looks kinda familiar.
>>74601231
Maybe I'm just tired, but I'm not really seeing much resemblance here
>>74601409
Its astounding to see how terrified leftists are.
>>74601457
Kek
>>74601409
>Of course, the Brits are not American; all the pitying glances and asides thrown around by the likes of Secret Service director Lynn Jacobs (Angela Bassett: Survivor, This Means War) for her U.K. counterparts are akin to that of a patient parent generously tolerating the best efforts of a slow but beloved child. Isn’t it cute how the Brits are trying? So sweet of them. Even though the script — by Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt (who together wrote Olympus Has Fallen and contributed to The Expendables 3), Christian Gudegast (A Man Apart), Chad St. John — has Asher calling the U.K. “our oldest and strongest ally” (although he’s wrong: that would be France), London still feels comfortable lobbing huge insults in that direction… but then again, the big bully always knows it can get away with kicking its best toady. I wonder if this is why even some among the British cast here — such as Colin Salmon (Doctor Who, The Bank Job) as one of the security honchos and Charlotte Riley as an MI-6 agent — sound as if they are faking their own real British accents. Are they embarrassed to be here? Or have they drunk the movie’s Kool-Aid and are embarrassed to be British?
>The rallying cry of London Has Fallen? The astonishing aptitude of the terrorists is meant to leave a fear-mongered audience pissing in its pants and hungry for blood, and certain that only America has the balls and the brains and the firepower to smash them all. Big congrats to Iranian-Swedish director Babak Najafi (Easy Money: Hard to Kill) on his first English-language film, which enables a political and cultural environment in which Hillary Clinton, who has said, “We can nuke Iran if we want to” (only a slight paraphrase), can be considered the “reasonable” presidential candidate. Even more vile than its outrageously propagandistic progenitor, Olympus Has Fallen, this is pure terror porn: racist, jingoistic, thoroughly obnoxious. Donald Trump voters will love it. *sob*
>>74601499
I'm more terrified of leftists. They are becoming increasingly radicalized.
Reminder that /pol/-declared blue-pilled movies (Star Wars: The Force Awakens; Ghostbusters; Zootopia) will beat out /pol/'s "red-pilled" Angry Birds film.
>>74596420
http://* vide* *omeg *a*.*tv/?* ref=* 48cbk *ND2Fu
Do you have the English version?
>>74601635
Ghostbusters? No fucking way.
The majority of people despise the movie for many reasons but the most popular one being, "muh feminism."
>>74601610
We should all keep this in mind.
>>74601610
The fact that a majority of them are embracing Socialism is becoming very unerving
>>74601610
Well, since some prime tenants of leftism include laziness and non-violence even when one's survival is at stake, I don't think you have much to worry about. Natural selection will take care of these people.
>>74600158
This is awesome.
>>74601777
uneducated
>>74601777
All we gotta do is make it National socialism.
>>74601610
They hate themselves, hate civility, and would love to see the western world die.
That in itself is scary, but look at who they are as people. A collection of faggots. Nerds who everyone made fun of in school. Problem glasses wearing hambeasts, dyed hair, near anorexic levels of skinny nu-males. They're all useless people.
All of the genetic dead ends in our species are self segregating. They're making it incredibly easy to spot them from a distance, practically begging for a predator to come in and destroy them.
If it really comes down to a war they're not going to survive past day 1.
![africa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BFEZwuZ.jpg "africa[1].jpg")
How the fuck can people seriously think this is commentary on the refugee crisis?
The pigs fucking arrived on ships from another landmass. They took resources (eggs) and brought them back to their land.
The birds didn't even recognize what they used to get to the island.
The buildings in the pig's land has very European architecture to them, with a big castle made of stone.
The bird's island has just simple houses, most of which are made using mainly sticks, leaves, and other simple hut building materials.
It's fucking commentary on colonialism, not the refugee crisis, and the pigs are the Europeans.
Reminder that THIS is what the common perception of colonialism is, and the egg-stealing echos it.
>>74600992
He's already president IMO. I fully expect him to start talks with Putin by August.
>>74601635
Ghostbusters is gonna bomb dude
>>74598289
review nr 3
>duh duh duh soemthing "lame" hurr guys suck bloo bloo
made me angry as fuck for some reason
>>74600381
I can't stop laughing holy fuck. I never would have expected angry birds to be this amazing
>>74601941
except niggers own plenty of resources and have completely squandered their countries
watch empire of dust
Never let anyone tell you that memes don't change anything.
We continue to shift the Overton Window to the right.
>>74601941
Then why the King Pig talks to his people from a fucking minaret?
>>74601231
>>74601480
Imagine seeing this statue from its back. It's a stretched reference, but it's there. Also, the Sun is shining on the Eagle.
>>74602308
Ah okay. I was thinking Trump comparisons not Hitler compari
>I see what you guys did there
>>74601886
>Nerds everyone made fun of in school
This is not exclusive to leftists. Don't unironically post that on a Cantonese cartoon forum.
I agree mostly though.
>>74601862
All you have to do is show them that most business are owned by jews, not old white men. Their dogma will do the rest there you go, it's that easy.
>>74602244
Just wait 10 more years and watch where the Merkel Speeches will be broadcasted from.
>>74601635
So go see the films in theatres and help them out.
>>74596218
>Check rt reviews
positive reviews
>Roach
>Travers
>Reilly
>Williams
>MacDonald
Negative Reviews
>Goldsmith
>Stein
>Berg
Every Fucking Time
>>74599238
Same bitch gave Ex Machina like half a star
>>74601635
>revenue equals quality
By those standards Britney Spears is the Mozart of the new millennium.
>>74596365
OMG liek dis maeks so much sense like this post if 911 was predicted by nostradamus :D
You guys are such dumb fags. You literally post proof that is mostly vague grasping at straws shit, and other "proof" that is literally impossible(the film is referencing the France terror attacks from months ago despite the fact that the film was mostly complete before the event ever happened LOL guess they r mind readers! This is like, totally redpilled!)
Chances are the reviewers just don't like the movie because it isn't that good.
>>74601409
>terrorists to pull off stupendously coordinated multiple attacks across a geographically sprawling world city
For fuck's sake this already happened. I bet that faggot was #JesuisParis/Charlie too but now he conveniently forgot about them.
>>74596218
Watching this tonight at a theater that serves popcorn with real butter and beer.
>>74602584
That's exactly how it is though, The faggot hippuies were all dweebs, nerds, and rejects that were made fun of in school and shunned therefore they acted out with protests and all that shit and are now in charge of the government.
They are literally getting back at the west because they were spineless faggots in school which is also the reason people who fit that exact description are defecting to them and turning full libtard SJW in this era perpetuating the cycle
>>74602644
This
Them dubs.
This movie.
>>74598966
>Dad rock
Did they really? Christ, makes you think it's some kind of delayed rebellion against daddy still. I never got bashing dadrock. Yeah if you're some "le wrong generation :^)" faggot then you're insufferable to begin with but dadrock is good.
>>74602821
>>74596365
IS THIS REAL LIFE
>>74596365
>mime saying"oh my god"
>reference to paris attacks
>green is the colour of islam
Some of the stuff in that pic is good but about half of it is reaching waaaaayy too much
>>74601941
Remove Kebab
>>74603011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_in_Islam
The moar you know, leaf.
>>74602749
It's like they don't even try.
>>74603011
If it were that stuff alone, yeah that would be reaching a lot
but taken in context with all the other stuff...
>>74603231
>If it were that stuff alone, yeah that would be reaching a lot
The vast majority of references in that picture are reaching. Hard.
>>74599238
>>74598966
>>74598289
>>74599526
>>74599912
>>74601409
>>74603231
this
theyre just pieces of the puzzle. taken all together it shows a clear message
>>74603401
pure coincidence
>>74602918
Holy shit dubs meme magic.
Don't forget anon, many SJWs are becoming "anti-semetic" because Mudslimes are telling them about the Zionists.
Many radical sjws wanted to put whites/men in concentration camps because they thought we are in power.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
This is a cute and funny movie about friendship and being yourself even if you're pressured by others
>>74603401
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN GOYIUM
>>74601517
I want to push a steak knife into her throat and watch struggle to breathe as her airways fill with blood
Can we all agree that this is the first good video game movie, or do we have to wait for Warcraft or some other film to take it?
also merkelbird gif
>>74603011
Yeah that's what I thought too until stuff like
>>74596327
That's pretty undeniable.
>>74603504
this is the one thing i think the kikes actually didnt plan for
it will be interesting to see what happens when a generation of millenials grows up feeling bad for the muslims instead of israel
oh wait, we'll all be demographically irrelevant by then
kiked again
>>74603617
>edge.jpg
>>74596327
Holy shit, I thought this movie was going to be subtle about it, but they went for broke lol
>>74596218
>>74596420
This generation's "Animal Farm"?
>>74603676
>Warcraft movie
>orcs are noble savages
>being good
>go see movie called "Angry Birds"
>complain when it has angry birds
>>74603504
I love to see liberals defend Palestine over Israel, and claim Jews are evil oppressors.
>>74603676
I thought Wreck it Ralph was pretty good.
>>74602878
I don't know how much clearer I have to make that saying this surrounded by anime posting autists like me is really silly.
>>74603713
>>74603771
thanks for the (you's)
>>74603771
sorry Aidan.
>>74603876
When I mean "video game movie" I'm talking about movies based on a particular video game.
>>74603854
Kek
Guess they truly are "angry birds"
>>74601409
>*sobs*
You guys realize the video can be watched for free with a google search right?
here's a stream I found:
http://www.hdmovieswatch.net/free-bluray-the-angry-birds-movie-2016-full-movie-online-hdvd538/
It works, there's just a bunch of fucking ads..
Oh it's in Spanish. Ok nevermind. Still plenty of others.
>>74603922
no prob Smithy
>>74596218
wow sounds impressive actually, I wonder if Rovio was actually involved, weren't they from Finland?
>>74604069
>tfw don't know for sure if satire
would i look autistic seeing this on opening night by myself
>>74604133
It's alright, Charles
>>74604225
just hang around some kids to make it look like you're their dad or something
FEIGN IGNORANCE
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY NORMIES WILL SEE HOW INSANE SJWs ARE
>LOOK AT THIS HATEFUL, SUBLIMINAL RIGHT WING PROPOGANDA
>what are you talking about dude it's just a movie about an over-marketed smartphone game
Minimize their outrage
>>74604225
I'm thinking this myself. I'd probably be some pedo or something.
>>74603686
It's already happening, Feminists want to spread to the holy land of isreal. Obviously, at that point, the jews cut off all ties
Soon, their own abominations will turn on them and tell them about jewish privilege
What goes around, comes around
>>74604260
Sup Corey
>>74603800
Good comment.
omg sean penn is in it? hes a dumbass flaming liberal, maybe this film has a different angle than what you maybe thinking or maybe they just gave him lines to read and hes too much of a dumbass to notice, lol
>>74604316
This is a good idea.
>>74603090
Not really related, but something I read recently that I thought was interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paisley_(design)
>It is a bent cedar, and the cedar is the tree Zarathustra planted in paradise. The heavenly tree was “bent” under the weight of the Arab invasion and Muslim conquest of Persia.
>>74604406
Going good, Victor
Re-watching the anime based off my life
They call it Cory In The House
>>74603995
jesus christ
>>74604307
Uh, that would actually be creepy.
Just take a little cousin/sibling or something.
I'm planning on going with my little cousin's.
>>74604260
I'm not friends irl with any Americans.
I am with some bro-tier Micks.
Double falsehood, I am not charles, the scare has been halted.
>>74604658
>Corey In the House
>Anime
>>74604307
this is actually a really bad idea. think about it for two seconds
>>74596327
>>74596420
>>74600381
>>74596806
Wow, I'm surprised that the threads when the trailers came out weren't lying. Those threads were really fun.
>>74604225
Yes, but if you want to watch it in privacy while still supporting the movie, buy some merchandise, but it has to be specifically related to the movie. It'd be a decent decoration or redpill meme toy.
You could even donate it to the local charity shop if you wanted to doubly salve your conscience.
>>74598966
Tim Curry as Long John Silver from the Muppet's Treasure Island?
You're perfect! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q
I love threads like these cause they really show just how far /pol/ will reach to try and prove themselves right and just.
>>74604696
I was just joking marty.
>>74604701
>Does not get the joke
>Joke was made in the anime community
Get out of here weaboo-chan
>>74598289
My god their tears are getting me hard
>>74604658
me to faʍ
I went and saw this movie with my son today. He's two so I had an excuse to go. But, holy shit... you just redpilled me on the movie. I mean, fuck.. I never even thought of it in that context. Not so sure the eagle so much represented Trump as it did America, though.
>>74604791
>>74600885
>Randall Colburn
>Isaac Feldberg
Oy vey this movie is racist!!!
SHUT
IT DOWN
>>74604803
Corey in the house wasn't animated you degenerate
>>74604701
hello rebbit
>>74604907
Thanks for the (you), you certainly showed me!
>>74604946
What?
>>74603858
It's already happening buddy just give it time.
>>74602819
So, you saw it?
>>74601635
Go spend more time with your dead wife's daughter, Patton.
This is great.
So it's basically /pol/: the movie?
>>74604945
The anime community is making a joke about it being an anime, idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sP-13Vrww
>>74598951
Do you guys except American migrants?
>>74604359
Laser guided karma
>>74604803
I do enjoy a good joke. Take it easy Hank, I'm off to bed
>>74604892
Given the texts I've just received, If you're not Aidan, I'm going to be cosmically bemused before sleeping.
>>74604958
Free Palestine.
>>74604791
OYYY VEYYYY
>>74600381
Fucking "Smooth Cheeks" Bwahahah. Fuck me I like Angry Birds now.
>>74605191
I wouldn't take it for free, honestly. Nothing but arabs in there.
>>74605139
Classic Smithy
>>74600158
Prove it
>>74605117
>even the elements themselves bend to Corey's will
this is great
>>74598289
Wow these reviewers are losing their shit. I will definitely buy this when it comes out. I probably won't even watch it... but fuck these lib turds.
>>74605286
>I wouldn't take it for free
That's a first
>>74605286
And yet you did.
Nice of the jews to all line up in a small landscape so we know where the nukes should go. Without USA, you would literally be a glass crater by now, everybody in the world hates you
Okay so i never believed any of this shit but i just watched the trailer and it seems hard to believe that some of this shit going on in this film is not intentional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpw37HP1e1U
>"you are making our guests feel unwelcome!"
>"and you're not asking basic questions"
>>74604415
>comment
It's called a post, reddit newcunt.
>>74605286
Are you triggered that your jew tricks are getting less and less effective every day, Shlomo?
>>74598289
>Lou Lumenick
Kek, this is the same faggot who said 'Gone With the Wind' should be banned for being racist
Refugee crisis was actually orchestrated by Rovio, they finished this movie long before it and then started bringing refugees, they also made Trump happen, all just to get attention to this movie and the game.
>>74600885
They try to mock us for meme'ing about Angry Birds, when they got uber-butthurt over London Has Fallen.
Leftists are so hypocritical.
>>74598289
movie confirmed redpilled and based just by looking at those urls, gonna watch it with my kids and my cousins kids and my cousins and their wifes and my wife and my friends and their kids and wifes
>>74596491
Go to the theater. This is one movie where I'd say the producers and all them deserve the money as support.
>>74605403
Damn, you can count to one, impressive!
>>74605408
I'm pretty sure your presidents like us :^)
>>74605458
Yeah dude I'm totally worked up about the fact that my jewish conspiracy is getting less and less effective. So much so that I spend my times shitposting in /pol/.
>>74601941
>not even the oceans wish to enter Africa
toppest kek
>>74600381
So the games take place AFTER the events in the movie?
>>74605567
brilliant
>>74598951
I love fins now.
>>74605598
Just watch how Trump is going to force you to deal with your own problems. MSM can't take down Trump, do you think the zionists can when he actually gets power?
>>74602670
>Just wait 10 more years and watch where the Merkel Speeches will be broadcasted from.
wew lads
i mean i know i was expecting it get panned, but this is fucking great
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/movies/leigh-paatsch/review-the-angry-birds-movie-is-a-dud-requires-not-one-brain-cell/news-story/309789872fcceeffe258a8e328272bc1
>Here's what the movie is really about: Incel Rage. That's right, the entire plot of the movie is driven by Red (the main character) and his lack of relationships. All throughout the movie you see tons of loving families and attractive male birds skipping off with tons of hot younger birds and Red gets super butthurt about all of it because none of it is happening to him. Like many Supreme Gentlemen before him, his anger issues would likely be solved with finally getting him rage. But instead of a brothel, he gets sent to anger management class with a bunch of other involuntarily celibate birds.
>Here's what's "wrong" with the rest of the birds:
>Chuck: He's a virgin because he's gay. If you've seen the movie you know what I'm referring to. The crossdressing, the ballet, etc etc. He's essentially a fruity twink who is on an island filled with tons of straight birds.
>Bomb: Premature Ejaculator. You'd think it'd be the fast moving bird, but no. We see him fail to perform many times throughout the movie and we see him accidentally get too excited and explode everywhere. Exactly.
>Terence: He's just fat and quiet. He's a gentle soul despite his "incident", but nobody likes fatties. We see him get turned down by someone who he thought could learn to love him.
>We see everyone finally get over their respective issues, but that's at the end.
>>74605117
>One guy
>Anime community
Fuck off
>>74604912
the kikes see the writing on the wall. the alt-right is actually becoming a cultural force to be reckoned with. if you dont think right wings trolls on the internet have played a significant role in memeing trump into office you're not paying attention. they will try to co-opt the movement for their own purposes
I WANNA FUCK THAT BIRD
>>74605567
Saved.
>>74605797
you cant fuck the bird you weird fuck
>>74596218
Awesome, must see.
>>74605714
You honestly think that trump is gonna risk pissing off the jewish lobby just to appease the interests of a bunch of retards like you? There's nothing to gain by abandoning israel aside from a massive destabilization in the entire region and massive financial damage to his person. He's gonna keep backing us, just like the rest of the world will, and there's nothing your pasty fat american ass can do about it, honey
>>74605567
Everyone rate this ten stars on IMDb. Fuck the critics, people only care about IMDb ratings.
Leftists are so hive minded they will praise the hell out of it if they think it's popular.
>>74604900
My dubs just further made me believe this. Also, the only people in the theatre aside from us were middle aged Asian dudes and a few chicks. Absolutely no kids.
>>74605598
>Yeah dude I'm totally worked up about the fact that my jewish conspiracy is getting less and less effective. So much so that I spend my times shitposting in /pol/.
But aren't you doing that now?
Thou doth protest too much.
>>74605782
>So where do the pigs fit in:
>Besides the obvious plot antagonist stealing the eggs for omelets, they represent someone else.
>The rich. The elite. People who aren't naturally attractive but can get tons of attention and ladies just from having cool toys, connections, and basically anything they want because they can afford it.
>Red isn't just angry they are suspicious and they wreck the only place he could call home, he's angry because after all his years being neglected for having some tiny flaw that everyone hones in on, these pigs show up out of nowhere and dazzle everyone simply by having tons of cool stuff.
>Red is Elliot Rodger gone good. Instead of killing innocents, he's killing off all the MGTOW, PUAs, and anyone else who gets in the way.
>Red, despite having no children of his own, saves all of the eggs, which is obvious symbolism of return to normalcy where everyone falls in love with people due to who they are and now what they look like. Everyone loves Red again, Terence finally gets laid, Bomb performs well when he needs to, not before or after.
>Good End.
I really want to believe this movie is redpilled, but look at some of the libcucks who are involved in this.
Sean Penn is in it. And
>Produced by John Cohen
>Cohen
They would never allow this to be made since the message is so blatantly obvious.
>>74605925
No no, you see, what I'm trying to say is that if I actually cared and actually had any stakes in the matter, I'd probably have more important things to do than shitpost in here with you guys.
>>74605797
>>74605791
Go look it up on google then:
Cory In The House Anime
You lazy fuck here's a link:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/cory-in-the-house
>>74605869
Trump literally told you guys at that kike conference that he will force you and palestine to the negotiation tables if needed, and the jews there all clapped. You're going to let the palestinians in, and you are going to like it.
Trump knows who's responsible for destroying those towers. He had friends there, you know. Doing the little song and dance routine before the elections is inevitable, but once he gets in control, there is jack shit isreal can actually do if Trump won't cooperate with you.
America's people, and most importantly, Stand With Trump, Not Isreal. Get Used to It
>>74605858
Not with that attitude
Holy shit, it ends with them bombing the pigs back to the stone age!
AHAHAHA
>>74598951
We luv you, man!!!......no homo.
>>74606076
America's People And The Military is what I was Trying To Write
>>74605795
I like how we literally got people to say "cuck" and "cuckservative" on national news stations multiple times.
>>74606030
But you are part of the JIDF. Your life revolves around shitposting on /pol/.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDtRtGdcZA
>>74604036
Spoonfeed me links to the movie please?
>>74606072
Knowyourmeme has tons of shit that isn't even memes you retard
>>74596382
It's too much of a coincidence to be a confirmation bias, this simply has to be the most redpilled movie there currently is.
>>74604225
Khakis, a blue button down shirt and carry some Subway. No worries.
>>74601635
Zootopia was blue-pill?
Guys, do we know if the messages and such were done on purpose?
>>74606076
I like how you people are so against arab rights, unless it's in israel. Never ceases to amaze me how much of a double standard you guys will uphold, for the sake of hating the GREATEST FOE. Also, yeah, I'm pretty sure he knows that muslims are what caused 9/11 to happen.
For the record, I wouldn't mind if someone came and forced both sides into proper negotiations. And I do mean forced both sides, and not just one side or the other.
>>74606194
If a person disagrees with you on the internet and he's jewish, then he's JIDF. Ad hominem 101 on this board, so if you're gonna resort to basic insults I'm gonna ignore you. Come back when you actually have something to say.
>>74606242
Guess you don't know the anime community that well, retard.
>>74604791
>>74606425
>taking /pol/ seriously
>>74597716
LOL this faggot
>>74605627
