JUST
>The former “Baywatch” star can no longer afford the $21,000-per-month alimony payments to ex-wife Pamela Bach as he claims less than $4,000 to his name, according to TMZ. Hasselhoff, 63, who filed court documents last month to cut off the payments, has shelled out $2.3 million to his former spouse since their divorce in 2006.
>2.3 million.
Why not just kill the bitch? I literally would. Fuck it, you'd be a legend in prison, not have to worry about food or bills ever again.
If he invested properly he could make 2.3 million a year in dividends
aaaaaaaand link
http://pagesix.com/2016/05/20/david-hasselhoff-claims-hes-got-less-4k-in-the-bank/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow
High life, high bills
His problems man. I'll never see such money in my entire life so, a good shower of humility never hurts
>>74594984
KEK. I saw this and couldn't stop laughing/thinking JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.
>Why not just kill the bitch? I literally would.
I'm thinking about writing a novel, tentatively called "Lady Killer" about a hitman that does just that. He kills ex-wives who exploit husbands wallets because it's cheaper for the guys to pay him his fee then continue to pay her.
One of the many reasons I'm never getting married.
>"S-sure. We can get a divorce, honey."
>immediately sell all properties
>immediately put all money into a bank in Trinidad
>immediately move to Singapore
>immediately call soon-to-be ex-wife and fart into her voicemail
>>74595201
You will also never get to drive K.I.T.T.
>>74595287
I'd shill for it to be made into a movie. And attempt to get Fraser and Hasselhoff cast
>>74595287
Could literally charge a million dollars a hit, and they'd take it.
>>74595616
That's actually not a bad idea! It sounds cruel and harsh but the point/theme of the novel is how fucked the whole divorce and family court system is.
>>74594984
What if divorce happens and court orders you to pay huge amounts of money to ex wife and you move out of the country and transfer your money to other bank?
Can you avoid paying the alimony that way?
>>74595498
like this
>>74594984
Fuck. Maybe I should marry David Hasselhoff.
>21,000 a month
You think that's bad?
[spoiler]She now gets 72,000 a month[/spoiler]
>>74596101
>Can you avoid paying the alimony that way?
They would send the local sheriff after you.
>>74594984
alimony is best meme
GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF
>>74594984
JUST
>>74595287
>I'm thinking about writing a novel, tentatively called "Lady Killer" about a hitman that does just that. He kills ex-wives who exploit husbands wallets because it's cheaper for the guys to pay him his fee then continue to pay her.
Shitty name.
Lady Killer is the name of about a dozen movies and books.
You need a unique name that is mildly clever, but not too hard to "get".
Try "The Wedding Cleaner"
>>74594984
ONE GIANT STEP CLOSER TO FORMING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.
>>74596291
plus they were only married for a couple years with no kids. fucking bitch
Though Johnny was smarter than that
I'm gonna go with prenuptial agreements if I marry.
>sister got divorced
>agreed to not take any alimony since she made the same as him more or less
>gave him back the rings amicably
>wishes him luck
My mom is the one who convinced her to give the rings back though. I'm sure itd be different if they split ugly but agreed their jobs weren't good for marriage.
GERMANS ASSEMBLE
it is our Teutonic duty to help David Hasselhoff, after everything he did for our people.
Please donate to him what you can and give something back.
Thank you and good night
>>74597411
prenups don't even work anymore
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/03/long-island-woman-wins-groundbreaking-prenup-battle/
>>74594984
This. Hell, make it look like an accident and get only a couple years with manslaughter.
>>74595287
I guarantee it'd be a household name and sell millions.
>>74597411
>prenups
>meaning anything
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA
Oh, you sweet, sweet, naive child.
>>74594984
>Tfw indian and gf is white
>Tfw I plan on marrying her
>Tfw if I marry her and she divorces me I'll just run away to India with my Jew gold where feminists can't do shit
>>74594984
someone buy that man a cheeseburger!!
if you have that much money and your spouse is worth nothing financially, why even get married?
>>74598155
At least you're safe, Pajeet. Hide it in a loo and they'll never find it.
>>74598155
>tfw mom doesn't approve
>tfw you have to tell Whitey McPrincess goodbye
>tfw when you're sent back to a poo-infested shithole by your parents, lest you dilute your superior Indian seed
i know how this goes
>>74596463
Alimonicide
I was always skeptical about getting married for this very reason, this has sealed the deal for me. Thanks op. I worked hard for my well paying job and I don't want to give any of it up
>>74597937
>Mfw can't tell if sarcasm or just a leaf being super agreeable
>>74594984
He probably hide the money.
good for him if so.
>>74594984
To any of you faggots who advocate that men should get married in this day and age, eat shit.
Not even The Hoff is invulnerable to gynocentrism.
>>74598201
whatcha mean?
Hasselhof USED to have money, and his wife was a Baywatch star, so i would assume she did, too.
i'm not sure why he's paying her so much, though.
>>74596463
>Lady Killer is the name of about a dozen movies and books.
Didn't know that. I got the name from that perk in Fallout 3 haha.
I can go back to the drawning board on the name.
>>74598531
If it's referenced in a fallout game you KNOW it's an outdated overused trope.
that's just fact, anon
>>74598463
i mean why bother
marriage is somewhat beneficial to people who don't have lots of money, but if you already have financial security just get married in a lil chapel and fuck the government's involvement
if she loves you she'll stay, if not you'll dodge a bullet
>>74597768
Make the Hoff great again!
>>74598531
Till Death Do You Part
>>74598385
>He probably hid the money.
THIS man:
>>74598181
doesn't have any money, anon.
he's gettin' by on cheap vodka and charity cheeseburgers.
>>74598531
If you do call it "lady killer" , you could make the assassin a female.. double entendre
>>74595287
>>74596463
>>74598340
this is a good idea, as are those names
get on with it faggot, it's a great idea for a book, or even a game
>>74595498
>immediately call soon-to-be ex-wife and fart into her voicemail
>>74597744
she wouldn't feature in alimonicide then, faggot
looks like you never heard of outliers
>>74598616
>get married in a lil chapel and fuck the government's involvement
i agree with that 1000%.
government has absolutely no business granting marriage "licenses." before i married my wife, i told her my position on that, and told her i just wanted to have a private ceremony where we exchanged vows.
she sympathized and understood my reasoning, but she didn't bite.
>>74597878
I used to read this comic called "accident man", where he was an assasin that made it look like an accident
pretty good, can't remember what happened to it
>>74594984
Reminder this is the same reason why Robin Williams committed suicide.
Gold digging bitches act like being married is a death sentence for them.
It's a death sentence for hard working men.
>>74598308
I dated a chink and an Arab and a Kurd before this girl, my mom realized I wouldn't date Indian girls a while back so she told me as long as I don't marry a Muslim or nigger it's cool.
India's pretty cool if you have money. I usually just stay in a condo and play video games and get some poor person to get me pizza, weed and alcohol.
>>74594984
Fucking women
"Get married and have kids goy"
This is the result, fuck that shit.
>>74594984
OOOOOOUT OF TIME
RUNNING IN AND OUT OF TIME
>>74598616
Every girl wants a huge wedding tho, you're literally less of a man if you can't provide your wife with an extravagant wedding.
>>74597411
>>74598041
Don't you think it's sad that something that's legally binding should not be easily thrown out in court? Poor guy never had a chance, at least he knows now.
>>74599073
Tbh movie stars are pretty retarded and deserve this shit, if you don't marry a dumb bitch this won't happen.
>>74594984
JUST is a subhuman Mexican redditor meme and you faggot's need to fuck off.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaveBrendan
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/reddit-users-save-brendan-frasers-7715601
>>74595287
You should call it "DIEVORCE!" and have the killer wear a trench coat, and a fedora. His weapon should be a katana... that has been folded a thousand times of course.
>>74595549
>implying the technology in that car was real
>>74599675
>Implying it wasn't
>>74598363
I'm agreeing. I've thought of this myself - that simply killing your wife instead of paying alimony and child support until you die is better in the long-term. Don't even have to feel guilty over it, she was slowly killing you, and you had to survive.
>>74599319
Why is a thousand folds so unreasonable? That's only shaping the metal 10 tines over. Or were katanas forged from cast blanks?
I don't get this point
>>74594984
Why does America even have alimony?
Here the wives of rich guys are constantly nervous wrecks as they try to stay pretty and accommodating for a guy who barely loves them and will trade them in for a new model. They're neurotic as fuck, especially in groups. It's sad and hilarious. Point being, we don't do alimony and divorce settlements will favour the one who can afford the better lawyer.
>>74599733
it wasnt
>>74596291
>>74597157
how is this a problem though? 75k a month = 900k a year. the dude was certainly earning millions of dollars a year
>>74599816
you seriously don't have alimony?
can I move there please, I'm a hard working anglo lad.
>>74599790
Faggots think folding a sword a thousand times meant it was really strong. In reality Japan just had really shitty steel and they had to do it. I think anyway, someone else here would know more about it I'm sure.
>>74595201
>High life, high bills
Unless you have a vagina. Then you get free millions.
>>74599319
dievorce is good
not sure about a katana though, I favor accidents
>>74599917
>how is this a problem though?
It's a problem because it's theft. She doesn't require alimony. They don't have kids. She also produces nothing.
>>74594984
REMEMBER THE ALIMONY
>Falling for the marital Jew
JUST
>>74600070
Yeah it would be like making payments on a car that stopped running years ago.
>>74599932
That makes sense. Surprised I got a serious answer and not a shitpost.
>>74594984
>you'd be a legend in prison
People who kill women and children are generally reviled by prisoners regardless of motive.
>>74595287
This was my idea from the beginning
>>74600188
According to who?
>>74600263
his prison boyfriend
>>74595287
You really think that would fly in America?
>>74599932
GRORIOUS NIPPON STEEL
>>74600263
t. tyrone
>>74600188
When it comes to women it's circumstantial, like if she tried to stab you, was a crazy bitch, or as OP said was a gold digging whore who ruined your life financially.
t. Felon
>>74599932
/k/ here, he's a faggot trying to out meme the rest of you faggots.
>>74600070
it's not theft. it's assets they've earned while in marriage, ergo their joint assets. and from the looks of it the judge obviously awarded him majority of marital assets. and the dude kept all the assets he had prior to his marriage.
don't be a tard who falls for le 50% of muh property in divorce meme
>She doesn't require alimony.
first of all I don't think this is alimony, rather a method of how they're gonna divide their marital assets. second, even if it was, vast majority of family laws have articles pertaining to *accustomed lifestyle* though this probably isn't the case seeing as how short their marriage was
>They don't have kids
kids have nothing to do with alimony. child support is different from alimony
>>74600790
I thought I was pretty obvious with the trench coat, fedora thing... No need for fussin' and a feudin'
>>74600798
>it's assets they've earned while in marriage, ergo their joint assets.
The fuck are you talking about? He has to continually pay her. If it was fair it would have been a single payment or sold property, if it was, "jointly earned." Just as is it was, "jointly spent," DURING THE MARRIAGE.
>I don't think...
Nice way to talk right out of your ass.
>le accustomed lifestyle meme
She was accustomed to marriage, too. She should be ordered to stay married.
>child support is different!
No shit. But alimony is supposed to be payment to a woman that can't support herself outside of a marriage. No kids means she chose not to work, she was restricted from working. Which is the fucking point.
And ANY payment over time to a woman is alimony. Period. Stop with the goddamn liberal semantics and tell the truth.
He's being robbed so she can be a slut.
>>74600188
Women no, children yes.
>>74599029
>Reminder this is the same reason why Robin Williams committed suicide.
if you think Robin Williams INTENTIONALLY committed suicide with the purpose of having someone find him in that condition, then congrats. you are officially a giant fucking retard.
>>74595287
So it's going to be The RAPEMAN the book? Well what else after countless movies, manga and OVA. I would torrent the pdf.
>>74594984
Hey Hoff, thank you very much for your help to tear down the Berlin wall!
>>74598975
might as well , common law will get ya anyways
>>74594984
ok.. but how do we save him?
>>74601226
>if you think Robin Williams INTENTIONALLY committed suicide with the purpose of having someone find him in that condition, then congrats. you are officially a giant fucking retard.
Is this about the auto-erotic asphyxiation thing?
>>74600746
Maybe I got women conflated with children or maybe I just made the assumption after hearing about treatment of wife/gf beaters. I'm looking and I can't find anything about the topic online.
If alimony is just, why isn't a fixed percent of annual income? Say you make 5 squid a year, bitch gets 1 squid, you make 5000000 squid, she gets 1000000 squid. For a judge to set down a set amount per year, whatever a person is making, is stupid. If they were still married, they be living through hard times together right now so that should be reflected in the alimony payments. I'm aware this is open to abuse by hiding income but to punish someone for the terrible crime of trying to make a family is abysmal.
>>74601226
>INTENTIONALLY committed suicide
if it was accidental, then it wasn't suicide
>>74598732
I went to go eat dinner and I was literally thinking that as a name. That one works pretty good too.
>>74598758
I get that but I want the struggle of the main character to be uniquely masculine. This about the man's side of the story in this divorce happy shitfest culture.
>>74595129
>mfw richer than a celebrity nearly triple my age.
>>74597411
I thought I'd be safe with that as well, apparently they don't count for shit.
>>74600357
We have a history of authors standing against the grain. If it's controversial then GOOD, I want to get people thinking.
>>74602933
>Is this about the auto-erotic asphyxiation thing?
yeah
>>74603850
>if it was accidental, then it wasn't suicide
fair enough. you get my point.
>>74603270
Because that would be sexist goy! Make sure you get married while Jamal has 5 kids and never even dates any of the mothers!
>>74594984
21,000 per month. Over 220,000 a year. Fuck
I will never get married.
>>74598975
>>74598616
Living together as a couple is enough for the government to determine your significant other has rights to your assets. Doubly so if you're telling anyone, including her, that she's your wife.
>>74594984
Another Alimonian-American
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3329461/Tom-Welling-finalizes-divorce-wife-10-years-Jamie-agrees-pay-20-percent-net-income.html
Tom "JUST" Welling
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEE !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
>>74594984
his own fault, you would think he would have more cash
wow I wonder why men don't want to get married anymore
>>74605058
This. Look at this guy:
>After we broke up I stopped having my checks directly deposited into her account. She was bitter about the breakup and actually took me to court yesterday. Get this... fukkin sloot was declaring my income into her checking account as income... paying taxes on it and everything...
>She tells the judge taking control of the money was to keep me out of trouble from my brother's habit - and the "income" was because she was my "money manager" ...
>So I am sued on the grounds of "income execution" or some bullsht ...My ex Wendy gets $1k a month for the next four years. It's not actually alimony but rather "fair income disbursement" or some cockamamey fukksht.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=157477843
>>74599917
>the dude was certainly earning millions of dollars a year
Are all bosnians as stupid as you? For starters, was earning, he doesn't make that anymore, second, living the rockstar life, much of it got spent, third, so after that there's a collection of x millions, what to do? regular old investing, average return of long term investments, ~7%, so one million nets you $70k a year, looking up John Frusciante's net worth, he has 23 million, which isn't going to be all liquid, he'll have an mulimillion house, cars, guitars, etc. say he has 10 million liquid, 700k a year, this bitch is demanding 75k a month or 900k a year, oops, looks like the guitarist is going to have to downsize.
>>74598266
kek
>>74598308
interesting
>>74599034
What about a nonMuslim Arab?
>nonMuslim Aramean-Arab-Albanian-Turk
>gf is Irish-Anglo
>>74605360
People with BPD are the absolute worst.
Medication and intensive therapy may somewhat improve their condition but they still can't help but basically ruin every thing they touch.
>>74595778
Except they only have $4k
I'm glad I married a Christian woman who believes in death before divorce.
Then again, I do to. So, no strange pussy for me, I guess.
Oh well, I guess I get to live with our $$$ going to our kids and not some divorced ex fucking some other guy with my kids in the next room.
Some fates are worse then death with no extra pussy.
>>74608250
I'd kill the bitch for a cheese burger fuck it. I'd do it for the chance of licking Hasselhoff's hairy nipples. Fuck her, she is fucking over a fucking living legend. The monthly payment is more than most people make in five fucking years in my country. It's enough for ANYONE to live comfortably. Shit, she could probably raise like 15 children with that kind of money.
>>74598732
I'm in favor of that one. It also has the implication that the marriage isn't really over just because you went through divorce court, because you're still forced to be her provider. Only death ends the marriage.
>>74594984
WE WUZ KEK N'.....
It's too late in the game. Based Brenden is the man. Hell at least he was in big movies. All that clown did was be around Pamela. There can only be one man at the top of the JUST train.
>>74596291
Here they are in happier times
From his wiki
>In 2011, Frusciante married Nicole Turley, drummer and lead vocalist of the experimental band Swahili Blonde. On May 8, 2015 it was announced that Turley had filed for divorce.[113] On October 3, 2015, Turley announced that she was seeking $75,000 a month as part of their divorce settlement. According to court documents, Turley, who was already being paid $20,000 a month, needs a higher payment to maintain her quality of living. She claims her finances are down to only $30,000. Turley said that Frusciante was worth $14 million and she was entitled to more money saying that together the couple owned three homes, a team of personal assistants, and a private music studio.[114] A week later Frusciante responded to Turley's demands saying that he refuses to pay her any more money and that she is also seeking $2,600 a month for gifts and expenses for her adult brother. He also said he was done footing the bill for her musical career saying “I don’t know if you can call her recording efforts a hobby or a past-time … but it seems improper to characterize Nicole as a professional musician.”[115] On October 19, 2015, a judge ruled in favor of Turley saying Frusciante had to pay his former wife $53,000 a month, a third of what she was asking for. Frusciante was also forced to pay $71,000 for Turley's legal expenses
>>74598732
That sounds like a romance novel as well
>>74600798
you have to be a fucking woman with that logic
>>74596291
I thought alimony was only supposed to cover the nessesities of living?
Who the hell requires 72k a month just to survive?
First it was fucked up divorce laws, then when men wised up and started doing prenups women took action to make them useless.
Then when men just decided to stop getting married women got desperate and as a result pulled Common Law out of their cunts.
Next thing you know it will be perfectly legal for some chick who is your best friends gf to demand money from you.
>>74594984
A top of the line hitman costs maybe $100k. Why don't more of these rich guys just hire them? Fraser, Tiger Woods, Hasselhoff, the Russian billionaire, Elon Musk, the Texas billionaire. Surely they have a few hundred thousand lying around? Surely they know it's cheaper to just order a hit instead of paying alimony?
Hoff should just make a 4 year germany tourney
Why don't men just declare war on women? We would win in like a day. Then we would put shit back the way we want it, simply because we have the force to do it. Might is the only determinant of wrong and right, after all.
>>74610918
I'm living off $600 a month. It's hell and sucks ass, but I don't have any choice at the moment.
$72,000 a month? Hell that'd last me years and years.
>>74610918
>First it was fucked up divorce laws, then when men wised up and started doing prenups women took action to make them useless.
Trusts are where it's at, set it up before marriage.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jefflanders/2012/07/18/can-a-trust-protect-my-assets-in-divorce/#4109f890587e
>>74611072
Where the fuck would you hire a hitman? The deep web? You'd need bitcoins for that and once you give him the money he could just not do the hit and you would lose 100 grand with no way to get your money back.
>>74594984
So, what happens if you just don't pay the alimony?
>>74611757
Throw you in jail.
>>74611978
For how long?
What is wrong with all these women exploiting their husbands?
Do they not have any sense of shame? Do they not have any empathy when their divorced husbands struggle to make these ridiculous payments.
>>74610918
>Next thing you know it will be perfectly legal for some chick who is your best friends gf to demand money from you
>>74611475
why don't we just start raping?
>>74612079
Wait, what the fuck?
4chan replaced my reaction image with something completely different. I don't even own the one that was just posted.
>>74612079
They don't care. Hopefully men start wising up and killing their parasitic ex-wives.
>>74611560
>50% chance of losing 100 000 because "hitman" was actually con artist
>100% chance of paying millions of dollars to some cunt as she eats other men's semen
What option do you chose my friend?
>>74594984
> Hasselhoff does admit to earning $112,000 a month, but says he spends $66,000. And after paying Bach $21,000 a month in spousal support – in addition to living expenses and taxes – his income is negligible. While his total assets number around $1.79 million in real estate, retirement funds and other possessions, Hasselhoff is left with very little cash flow, according to the legal docs.
He's a fucking idiot with money.
"Very little cash flow" while spending $66K per month? Complete idiocy.
He says he has retirement funds. He's 63, so he can tap those funds without incurring penalties.
Even after his stupidly extravagant $66K per month living expenses, that still leaves him $46K per month. But he claims he only has $4,000? Fucking bullshit.
He's 63 years old and he STILL hasn't learned how to handle money? Shit, if he's that fucking retarded, why didn't he just hire a financial guy to take care of his money?
>>74612005
Until you pay. Don't have money, jail, come back to you a couple of years later and ask again if you have the money+penalties now, nope, didn't make hundreds of thousands of dollars in jail, keep you in jail, this repeats until you die in jail, aka it's a life sentence.
>>74612128
I don't see a problem with that. It would certainly be part of the war on women. Once the men won the war, the men would not rape the women because the women would be some other man's property, and it would be adjudged vandalism.
OJ will be out soon. In exchange for a couch to crash on he'll take the bitch's head off. THE JUICE IS (almost) LOOSE!
>>74612244
>He's 63 years old and he STILL hasn't learned how to handle money? Shit, if he's that fucking retarded, why didn't he just hire a financial guy to take care of his money?
It's a scam to try to cut his ex-wife off.
>>74612250
That sounds like debtors prison. I don't think they can do that. There's probably a way around paying the alimony if people would think about it.
>>74612186
That's a good point.
>>74611475
>>74612128
>>74612260
These are close to being legitimate solutions to the problem. Cunts should stop before it's too late.
>>74595287
Sooo uhhhh when can i buy a copy?
>>74612250
>>74612367
Remember: you can't pay alimony to a dead person.
>>74612367
>I don't think they can do that.
How new are you? They can and do exactly that.
>>74612524
According to this states have debtors prison for child support, but it doesn't say for alimony.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debtors%27_prison
>>74599840
Google has self driving cars now asshole.
Cars have computers in them now.
My phone talks to me through my car and if I wanted to, I could probably make my GPS sound like K.I.T.T.
So shut the fuck up
>>74598308
Ayyyyyy. My dad didn't give a fuck. Married my mom(white as fuck from America) and we lived there, his mom got over it. Family didn't give a fuck
>>74599034
This nigga gets it. Nothing like chilling in your flat smoking some hash while your driver goes and gets you dosa, idli's and Duke's.
>>74612635
They would probably just garnish your wages.
>>74594984
>$21,000-per-month alimony
How the fuck is this legal? His ex is literally making 6 figures just for marrying someone she didn't like. What the fuck.
I can understand alimony for maybe a year if the spouse didn't work during the marriage, but what possible justification is there for 10 fucking years of 6-figure alimony?
>>74612482
Men would absolutely win a war against women.
Look at the social contract. The reason you allow the state to take away your right to murder someone, is because you want the state to take away the other's right to murder you. This makes sense if you and your enemies are of equal strength. But if your enemy is much weaker than you are, such as a woman is, a man would never give up his right to murder a woman so that the state would protect him from her murdering him. He wouldn't need that protection, so he wouldn't give up his right.
In fact, the only reason people have rights is because if the rights were taken away, the person could fight to defend them. But women cannot do this. So women actually don't deserve rights.
We need to fix this and put women back on the ground where they belong. They are up because we let them up. We could put them down just as easily. They are taking advantage of our mercy, so we should revoke our mercy.
>>74612635
You must be trolling.
>why not just kill the bitch?
That would certainly take the hassle off.
>>74594984
>just get married anon, lol
>you're a beta faggot if you don't, lol
>>74612740
>just garnish
Nope, jail.
>>74612740
Have the money shipped overseas. Fuck this law. If a lawyer can't find a loophole around it, he's a shit lawyer and you get another one.
>>74597744
>get a divorce with my last wife
>she knows from experience that I have no problem not working because they can't take child support if there's nothing to take in the first place
>she knows this because it's what I did to my last wife
>we get divorced in AZ so there's no mandatory child support
>>74612957
Oh boy here we go
>>74598393
This. Christian faggots BTFO
>>74612303
>It's a scam to try to cut his ex-wife off.
Well, if so, then that scam failed spectacularly.
Look at what he admitted in court -- and this is by his OWN admission:
- Income of $112,000 per month
- $1.79 million in real estate
- Has retirement funds
- Can afford an extravagant $66K per month in personal spending
AND YET he has only $4,000 in cash?
The judge's sides must be in orbit around Pluto.
>>74612834
And you guys shit all over MGTOW. This is why I'm never getting married
>>74610918
>I thought alimony was only supposed to cover the nessesities of living?
I think it's some stupid shit like "keep the standard of living that she was used to during the marriage". Dunno if this can be adjusted later, clearly doesn't seem that way, which is idiotic; if the guy earns less a few years down the road, she clearly would have to adjust to that, too, if they were still married.
It's just bullshit and serves as a warning to never marry, unless the wife earns more and you could sue HER for alimonies.
>>74599148
If you're involved with women like that you literally fucked up. But I'm sure you're a virgin anyway, so don't worry about it.
>>74613178
MGTOW is weak. It's basically giving up. I don't even ever seen them demanding legalization of prostitution. That's the least we should demand. What we really ought to do is organize together and go to war with the bitches. Who the fuck will stop us? All the male police will be on our side. You think some stupid fuck woman can arrest us? Lol. Roast pork for dinner. At some point you say enough is enough. I think it's time men rose up and took what is rightfully ours.
>>74594984
The Germans still love him.
>>74596380
>The Hoff converts to Islam
>back in Germany's good graces
>>74613357
What are you saying you fat fucking shit?
The whole structure that protects rights is based on the use of force by the law. If all men, including in law enforcement and the military, decided they wanted to put women down, it would be over in a day. Start after a nice breakfast and have the women asking for terms by lunch. The only thing missing is our will to make it happen.
>>74612947
Neat. I kinda follow your reasoning. Oh well. Civilization will collapse because of women and then we can all murder-fuck the survivors to hell and back in a Mad Max-style orgy of post apocalyptic blood and violence.
>>74612740
They do, but they can't garnish shit if you only work as a 1099 contractor or just don't work at all. That's what I've been doing for the last 4 years. My girlfriend pays the bills, I do freelance illustration and shit for fun money.
>>74613815
You think there would be an orgy of violence in a war between men and women? Once it started, it would take one hour and be over. We have them so overmatched in physical power there would be no resistance. It's not like fighting an army of men against men. It would be men against women. Each man would grab a woman by the hair and throw her to the ground and keep her there until she begged for mercy, and that would be all. The only thing missing is a unified will.
>>74613965
>The only thing missing is a unified will
Pretty much this. It wouldn't even take 10 minutes. Just for every guy to grab a girl and sit on her until she stops being a cunt.
>>74594984
imagine that
he is as poor as you
all the effort for nothing
>>>74612957
>hassle off
Hasslehoff
Carlos!
>>74614087
Look at how voting works. Voting is a proxy for war. Instead of killing each other to get our way, we just vote, and whatever side gets the most votes is declared the winner and gets its way, the same as would be the case in a war, except you don't have the expense and the killing. It's cheaper, and the outcome is the same.
BUT, that's only the case if each unit on both sides is of equal strength. If the units on one side are much stronger than the units on the other side, then voting no longer is a proxy for war. A vote where 100 women voted against 99 men would end in favor of the women, but a war between 100 women and 99 men would end in favor of men. So voting is not a proxy for war if women can vote.
Since there is no proxy for war, then, we have to resort to actual war. There is no reason to avoid war because the outcome of war is different from voting. We win in a war. We lose in a vote. So why would we accept the outcome of a vote? We wouldn't. We would go to war.
>>74613965
>It's not like fighting an army of men against men.
That's exactly what it'd be because they have men on their side.
>>74595498
>fart into her voice mail
O I'm laffin
>>74614617
We have to spend some time getting the men on our side. Once we have 70% or so of the men on our side, we'll be good to go. We can handle the ones who are left on the women's side. Almost all of them will be weak shits anyway.
>>74614717
You must be another troll, this is a stupid scenario.
>>74594984
Oh man, I feel so fucking bad for this guy. 21K a month? Holy fuck!
My old man escaped a third-world shithole to come to Canada and started an accounting firm and doesn't make that much money.
Jesus Christ, alimony needs to be rethought.
>>74614827
It will take some time to gestate, but I think it's where we will end up eventually. Why would men continue to be content with a system of willing consent when they could so easily turn it back in their favor by use of force? Men would have nothing to lose. Only women would have something to lose, but it doesn't matter because they are collectively too weak to fight for their interests.
>>74615129
You're a moron, males enforce the system, your idea of a war between the sexes is fucking retarded, that's not how it would play out, ever.
![buster_sword_holder_by_joyfulstock[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Geh119g.jpg "buster_sword_holder_by_joyfulstock[1].jpg")
>Why not just kill the bitch?
>>74612957
>>74599816
A lot of states don't have alimony. If they do it is for couples who are married for 15+ years. California( and most democrat states) just has crazy divorce laws, so when celebrities divorce people know about the shit settlements.
>>74612244
You don't understand the feeling of having to live way under the standard that your job and salary should be provided for. Sure, he still has way more money than other people, but he has to limit himself way below his peers who didn't get raped by alimony.
I know someone is an engineer and probably make more than 100k. However, divorce alimony cost him the house and 60k a year in alimony and child suppirt. Now he has to live with a net income slightly above minimum, maybe around 60k a year. Sure, people living on minimum wage can tell him that he will be fine as 60k a year is enough to live comfortably. However, how does he feel that he has to get stuck in such a living standard when he earns way more .
>>74596463
Last Payment
>>74615492
And more and more those males who enforce the system are finding out that the system does not serve their interests. They see it happening to other males, and sometimes it happens to them. Eventually it will get so bad men won't put up with it anymore, but they will find that voting won't change it, because 10% of males will always vote on the side of the women. They just need to be informed that there is an alternative to voting. The philosophy needs to be put out there and normalized, and more and more men will get ready for it, and at some point it will go forward. Right now is just planting seeds. They will grow later.
>>74614574
Huh.
This all makes perfect sense to me.
>>74594984
Isn't it crazy how all the non-Jews slowly get taken out?
>>74616028
You should write a book. Compile some good statistics about voting and shit, and lay out the argument that men should overpower women by force as opposed to through democracy since the outcome would be in their favor.
>>74616387
I'll do what I can. I'm still trying to get this one off the ground. Completely unrelated btw. Just shows that I'm a believe in solutions.
>>74616585
The thing is war is the last resort. We need to take away their right to vote, then the outcomes continue to be the same as war without the drawbacks. But we'll need some sort of conflict to repeal their right to vote. I mean, making women sign up for the draft could work. Don't join the draft, don't vote. It's that simple. In fact, am I correct that voting in the US is tied to selective services for males?
>>74616859
Anything that could be done to take away women's vote might itself require a vote, in which case it would be hard to get the number of votes to pass it, whereas it could be done by war.
Say you had 90% of men and 5% of women for taking the vote away from women, and 10% of men and 95% of women for women keeping the vote. In a vote, the women's side would win. But in a war, the men's side would win.
Because of this, I don't know if anything could be done legislatively to take the vote away. It would have to be done outside the law. But law only exists insofar as it is enforced by physical force. If 90% of men decided not to enforce the laws protecting women, those laws would become meaningless.
>>74617384
Maybe. Only time will tell.
Like I said before, you should write this shit down.
>>74597768
What did he do for you guys? Be an actor?
Damn it I wanted to make this thread. Well here's 30 seconds in photoshop I was going to use as the OP.
Do any lawfags have any insight into how they justify this?
My understanding is that, once divorced, a housewife has no means of survival (of course obvious bullshit but let's keep some suspension of disbelief). She also has been out of the work force raising children or doing house work (less bullshit, but still bullshit) so she has no earning power herself.
So what makes a judge assume that this woman would be making 21,000 a month if she was in the work force? I genuinely don't understand why it is proportional. Surely he should be giving her 21,000 a YEAR if we were talking purely about subsistence.
This is just crazy to me. How do people explain this in any way other than "fuck over the male as hard as possible?"
>>74619300
>how they justify this?
jew lawyers get a cut.
>>74619300
dude, its called standard of living, the wife was living at $20k a month standard while being married with her kids,
so now after the divorce she has to CONTINUE to live at that $20k a month standard
>>74620156
i still don't understand. Who decided someone has the right to keep their standard of living after divorce?
>>74595287
I'd buy it, though I am kind of a fiction junky.
>>74620156
But if she were still married to him she wouldn't be living on that, because he doesn't make that much anymore. Is there no way to adjust for that?
>>74620225
The men in power that passed the laws goaded by their wives.
>>74619300
Court doesn't want ex-wife to end up in welfare and be another leech to the system
so the Court simply replaces leeching from the Gubmint with leeching from the ex-husband
>>74619300
I don't know the term they use, but it's pretty common to give the ex an amount of money that will allow them to keep the life they were accustomed to.
Oh course this is shit and the man giving half his earnings away only makes it better for the women who is going to take that money and leach off some other guy while laughing all the way to the bank.
I get child support but jesus christ I wouldn't hate it if the women could actually raise children
>>74620410
21k a year is a minimum wage job, if she got that and worked part time anywhere she could live in an apartment in a suburban area and live just fine without any welfare, so that doesn't quite explain it.
>>74595549
delet this
>>74594984
>Getting Married
That was his fault for choosing to get married given how fucked up the system is... Oh wait, he's a celebrity, they don't know shit about the system and how screwed up it is.
>>74612482
Back to the cuckshed, Chang
>>74596101
There may be countries you could do this, but you would be a fugitive from justice in your home country, you would be cut off from all your retirement funds/social security, and you would be cut off from all money making in the movies in the future.
Gerard Depardeiu went ahead to Russia anyway after France got completely cucked.
>>74596291
How does it end up like this? Do these bitches just smell talent and think they deserve the money for just being there? What is the mindset? How can you fall so low to justify exploiting someone like this? Sometimes it seems women are iust the lowest of the low, but then again all of society nowadays is exactly like this.
>>74613178
Here's the problem with that:
1. Follow MGTOW to the T, never get married, never have kids
You will die alone, you will likely regret your decisions once you pass the age where you can produce children. You will be a literal genetic failure.
2. Get married, have kids, get divorced
Let's say worst case scenario (regarding the divorce). You get totally fucked in the divorce and lose most of your income and spend the next decade giving money to a woman while she gets money from another man. Your kids still love you and still go on to spread your genes, so you are not a genetic failure.
Option one seems nice because you don't know what it's like to die alone. I don't either, but I imagine it's pretty awful. But really, option two seems like the lesser of two evils, especially given that option one is a certainty whereas option two is only a possibility. A likely possibility yes, but it's not for sure.
>>74610070
>but it seems improper to characterize Nicole as a professional musician.
Correct. She is a professional gold-digger and retard abuser.
Especially when these goys can churn and burn groupies by the hundred at zero cost (assuming they can avoid pregnancies) to get ground up so easily by penniless gold-diggers in 'marriages' is the absolute height of retardation for a millionaire superstar.
>>74611072
Only Kennedies can get away with this anon. And police officers.
>>74621766
You sound like someone who has never had a period in your life where you were getting laid regularly. Unless you're a simpleton, it honestly gets boring pretty quickly. Close relationships yield much more satisfying sex as well.
>>74621749
>muh genetic failure
Or option 3: donate to a sperm bank, let some other faggot take care of it.
>>74621912
I suppose you are literally spreading your seed, but if you never see the child and know the man/woman it becomes, you may as well have just jerked off into a reservoir.
>>74621984
Anon, it doesn't fucking matter. Not while the system still stands in its current state. Marriage is a death trap for men. I would rather jerk off in a reservoir than be shackled to some emotional whore who could take half of my life at will and whose emotions are dictated by a bleeding axe wound.
>>74621847
Not that you're wrong, but for a multi-millionaire to marry a poverty stricken woman, who has every incentive in the world to churn and burn him for money (in our completely cucked male-hating society, or male servitude society) is complete idiocy for the millionaire male.
Tom Brady and that British fairy (who married Katy Perry) are the only two marriages I can think of that were not completely 100% retarded for the men who entered them. Tiger Woods? Married a penniless nanny? Fucking retard. Every Basketball player ever? Retards.
Marry a woman who has more money than you, or more importantly, makes more money than you, or you are retarded and setting yourself up to be plundered.
>>74610070
in this kind of situation, why not just move country? i get that he is an american and wants to live in america, but in essence he would be making $100000 a year by not being in the US. a but of legal shenanigans and he could sell his royalty rights to a company that he owns off shore and could spend his time in london, or tokyo or wherever he wants.
i suppose he's done the equation and decided living in LA is worth paying this average looking woman to leave his house.
>getting married
But the truth is you're in the pit for alimony and all kinds of other fuckery as long as they've lived with you more than a few months to a year.
therefore
>being in a relationship
>>74594984
>$21,000 per month from an actor whose career was already over
Jesus...that's fucking extortion.
>>74598975
>she sympathized and understood my reasoning, but she didn't bite.
and you married her anyway?
>>74622429
Amen brother
>>74601662
Rapeman needs to be made into a feature film. The anime version is hilarious.
>>74595287
Nah you got it all wrong. You have to trick women into buying the book, so you imply the plot is something completely different
>pic related
>>74613132
>believing marriage is still only a religious institution
Your fedora's cutting off blood circulation, m8
>>74595287
Holy fuck, that's a great idea for a novel. You'd have to write it very well though or you'd just come off as a bitter virgin.
It's way better too since men go to prison for not meeting alimony. They could still shell out the same amount to the hitman as they have left on the alimony, just pay at a more convenient time.
>>74622866
IRS are the international mafia. Look what happened to Wesley Snipes.
>>74597157
>Though Johnny was smarter than that
Did you really think that a duggie communist member of a decadent negro music playing band that only has songs about sex and drugs is smart?
>>74597411
>I'm gonna go with prenuptial agreements if I marry.
>>74597411
Lolnups
>>74594984
DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF!
>>74627100
not "smart" but experienced in the ways of the world to know that women are back stabbing cunts
>>74595094
If he didn't have to pay alimony he could have just retired.
Look up loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds divorce. He just paid off his last payment to her which was a lien on a house for 150k$. That was in 2015 I think and he was 79 years old. This stuffs gotta stop.
>>74627861
>bongland
>>74594984
>rich actor finds out that he's actually a fucking idiot
who cares? he made bad decisions and is getting fucked. who gives a shit about alimony, i couldn't give less of a fuck about this moron. worst case he has to live life like the rest of us, big fucking deal.
>>74610070
>Swahili Blonde
He got cucked. Serves him right, his band sucks.
>>74628010
And that was her 3rd marriage! She's on #4 now
>>74610070
Shes not even attractive. 5/10 at best.
>>74626713
He could renounce his citizenship.
>>74598266
>>74597768
>Please donate to him what you can and give something back.
Why? So he can give it to his cunt ex wife?
>>74596463
Imagine the implications after this - a spike in women dying after divorces due to professional spousal hit-men.
Divorce rates would plummet!
>>74595287
Nah call it JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT UP
>>74629181
It's not a bad idea. Get a bunch of guys to hire assassins to kill each other's ex-wives.
