My bio simply says "trump 2016"
Should I try to get laid or troll?
>>74534370
why not both?
Troll by getting laid faggot
>>74534370
>come over here and i'll show you problematic
Dude that seems like pretty serious flirting, redirect the conversation (aggressively like how you're talking now) and you'll get laid 4 sure
>>74534370
ask her if she wants the bern fucked out of her
my dick is problematic for your tight pussy
dubs check em
Write: So are we gonna make sex great again?
Tell her to ask you if you're a real conservative.
>>74534370
>You're cute but problematic
This has 2 endings.
1: You give her the right wing D she's been craving because she hangs around with low test betas
2: You get arrested for rape.
Actually, both may happen
>>74534370
Cute but problematic is exactly where you want to be.
>>74534577
checked. post it op.
>>74534370
>implying women don't love when a man can stand his ground and prove his point and not be a cuck.
Get laid and then turn her into a trump supporter, then have white children and make america great again.
>>74534370
my six says you tell her that a wall has been built in your trousers and that you want her lips to pay for it
>>74534370
>want to Trump my stump?
>>74534370
scream trump 16' and spooge on her face.
>>74534628
Bad news for you
My parents are both Mexican.
She's a race traitor.
>>74534577
Nice. And nice dubs.
>>74534370
What the fuck, m8.
She wants your dick. Stop shitposting on /pol/ and give it to her.
>>74534605
yah, this is the type of chick who regrets it the next day and just accuses you of rape to make herself feel better
She thinks you are a bad boy op. She can't deny her feminine instincts. Play her subconscious. She will get off to you dominating her with trump memes.
>>74534370
Say something along the lines of "Come over and try to convince me I'm wrong."
Keep the autistic memes in your pocket until she says no.
>>74534531
This guy knows whats up
>>74534577
Checkels ya shekels
>>74534370
more proof feminist just want a good dicking from an alpha male who won't approve of their lifestyles just like daddy
Female Bernie supporter here, can confirm accuracy of all advice in this thread
>>74534577
dubs have spoken
do it faggot
>>74534902
Tits or gtfo
>>74534797
This.
>>74534902
the knives should say
whites can't be poor
women want rape
whites deserve to be taxed higher
and then the main text on the body:
what bernie did to his campaign
>>74534880
Been with three women's studies majors over the last 2 years, can confirm. Helps if you're funny too and they think your red pilling is just joking until they start to wake up.
>>74534797
>not playing the autism memes out of the gate
>>74534370
>problematic
>>74535178
>using memes to get laid
Only if OP is at least a 9/10 Chad. That's advanced stuff.
>problematic
Slap her
>>74535295
This
Plus if you are a chad GTFO
>problematic
i swear to fucking god i can't stand that piece of shit buzzword
fucking cancerous
>No you're cute
>mfw realizing a girl will never, ever in my life tell me this
There is no other option but suicide.
Send a picture of your hard dick with the caption "Is this problematic enough for you?"
>>74535030
>>74535401
Get a tan and then you'll resemble José the brownie (the O.P. of this thread) a little more, Anon.
>>74535401
Lmao at your life
Tell her "I'll really be problematic when you can't find the money for Plan B"
I've used this multiple times with tumblrinas and lefty girls I've met on online dating when they've pulled that same shit.
If you're attractive despite what they believe, you just need to make them laugh by being inappropriate.
>>74534370
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>>74535401
There are worse things friend
>>74535401
Dude, if you get into a gym for a year or two, put effort into your diet, I assure you that there will be women who will tell you you're cute.
You have no idea how rare even moderate in shape guys really are.
Well as long as you're not the elephant man or something.
>>74535401
no you stupid nig. You can get in excellent shape and girls will find you attractive. maybe only girls that are like 6/10 and below, you even if you ugly, you can still get a /fit/ body and girl will want you
jesus christ, stop being a bitch
>>74535469
Ask her if she wants to Feel the Bern of the Chlamydia you're going to give her.
>>74535469
Wew lad, more please Lady Hightest
>>74534370
What app is this?
>>74535469
>>74535562
Lmao at u
>>74535469
what the fuck is holding your boobs a toddler's foot?
>>74535469
>those huge areolas
Or is that just bad image resolution.
>>74535401
>tfw never got a single match on Tinder after going through thousands of girls
JUST
>>74535469
Yep, those are Bernout tits.
>>74535563
How can one country be so fucking
B A S E D
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Thank you Senpai-Sama
>>74534902
oh boohoo, the media threw 100x this at trump and he still prevailed. bernie is just weak - no pity for the weak
>>74535563
Fucking dark souls man, those uncanny pepes are the worst. The way their eyes move gets on my nerves.
>>74535469
>No timestamp
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>>74535469
Commie tits would not suck.
>>74535605
she has huge nips.
so either very big or very small.
>>74535588
Nou loser
>>74535401
Girls will think you are cute simply out of the fact that you are interesting you whiney faggot. Women perceive only with emotions, they don't think of looks like we do.
Masculinity trumps all. And in this day and age so does being a cocky dickhead. In a sea of "nice guys" looking for "nice times" be the guy looking to fuck shit up and slam whores. If you are below average in looks you can use it to your advantage because it makes you seem that much more entitled.
Now get out there and get some. The world is your laboratory and you are as attractive as you think you are.
>>74535469
dude just posted a pic from his computer
>>74535602
cannot unsee
>>74535563
KEK
>>74535667
those arn't their eyes anon...
>>74535563
kek
>>74535469
>no time stamp
Try again
>>74534797
>>74535126
I have fucked 3 UC Berkeley girls, they all think I'm joking when I spout my /pol/ memes and disapprove of their stupid virtue signaling.
Feels good brah.
>>74535735
Guys... she's retarded
>>74534370
>That annoying dog photo filter
>>74535563
>>74535736
this is truth.
t.chad
>>74535843
no shit, she's a woman
>>74535794
she is also holding the tits with a leg?
or she just has the weird hands.
>>74534370
>problematic
EVERY. TIME.
What is it with SJWs using this phrase?
>>74535843
Post what we're saying here faggot, you're probably an autist so listen to us because we're super autists.
>>74535843
you don't use big works when communicating women.
short and sweet man, they aren't fucking rocket scientists.
>>74535843
>Liberal and retarded
I totally didnt see this coming
>>74535843
normies don't understand bants
>>74535895
it's their word for 'degenerate'
>>74535469
urgh
>>74535843
women are impossible to talk to online, go to a bar OP. have a beer or two to take the edge off and pretend you've known her your whole life. no, don't mention your waifu pillow
>>74535469
Go away you whore. The power of christ compels you
>>74535794
i've been humiliated enough :'(
>>74535843
I promise you that line isn't a dud when it's not used on a retard.
I'm sorry famiglia.
>>74535843
Looks like she's also a dog. Take your beastiality memos over to /b/ you sick fuck
Get laid and leave by the morning while she's asleep and leave her a trump hat or something
>>74535843
You went full autism abort mission. Delete tinder. Put phone in microwave and set to popcorn.
>>74535843
no...you're fucking retarded, that joke doesn't even make sense. you're a lost cause, OP. thread's over, guys.
>>74535602
More like this part of the hand but yeah it was weird at the first look
>>74535401
Get off your ass and start exercising. Within 3 months you'd be a lot better looking than you are now.
>>74534577
It has been ordained by the based German, bringer of dubs, speaker of truth
>>74535961
That's a good one tho f am I'll make sure to keep it in my arsenal
>>74535998
Thats called the nape
>>74535835
I know right? It's Fucking ICQ. That guy is an faggot. Right portubro?
>op
>>74535843
That's the line you decided to go with? Are you trolling her or trying to get laid?
>>74535955
not humiliated.
we just doubt if the pic is real or not.
put a time stamp so we can start complimenting you ;)
>>74535861
Why do you have a picture of british politians during their college years?
>>74535843
Lol wtf are you retarded you, you had it so tight and you had to go say some straight retarded shit. You had the ball in the endzone so fast and decide to stop running and try to suck your own dick. Fug man
>>74535890
weird hand >>74535998
>>74535955
You like it you dirty whore. Show us more you filthy slut.
Is this that Tinder program?
I was thinking of downloading it onto my phone but still not sure how to use it.
Bring her over to have sex and then KNOCK HER OUT
Scream out Make America Great Again and then deliver a mighty blow to the chin
>>74534902
yeah m8 none of us trump supporters have any idea what it's like to be treated like shit.
>>74535955
Those are probably the largest areolas I have ever seen.
Fucking discusting
>>74536017
Just fall back and ask if she wants to fuck or what and roll the dice getting laid. Getting laid is mostly gambling like that anyway.
>>74535843
Anons recommended actually smooth lines. Why did you say this dumb shit, now you have to recover.
>>74535861
>brits
>white
>>74536075
oh XD.
well, at least i know now.
Hitler did nothing wrong btw :^)
>>74535843
>"I'll be really problematic when you can't find money for plan B"
Don't worry anon, we appreciate your bants.
>>74536136
>takbir
>>74535563
kek senpai desu
>>74535954
>>74535539
>>74535539
>>74535539
>>74535539
It'd not too late OP. I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>74534370
>problematic
pump and dump, or stay away completly.
>>74536136
BLYAT
>>74535890
Looks like weird hands to me Schlomo
>>74535955
No time stamp means that wasn't you and you're a guy shitposting. Gas yourself.
>>74536139
Exactly kike bro
>>74534370
"The only thing problematic is how big my dick is in comparison to your pussy"
>>74535843
Even Canada has better bantz than you.
>>74535401
Didn't come here for feels m8
>>74536105
there is no recovering this train wreck, he crashed that chance with no survivors with his autism, the only option now is do as >>74535988 told him
>>74535469
You have confused google.
>>74535955
Just don't post them again, please.
I don't want to turn gay.
>>74536261
Hitler was actually a good leader.
If the holocaust did not happen he would probably be remembered as a really good leader :^).
>>74535843
>Out of all the lines in this thread he went with this one
Welp, I guess I'm #Hillaryartillery now
>>74534370
sticking your dick in crazy is dangerous be safe senpai
>>74535843
>expecting a female to plan ahead
>>74536369
t. Palestinian shitposter
>>74535843
you memed too hard dude, you had to keep it playful if you wanted the V. Might as well go full bore
>>74536485
kek.
לך תזדיין הומו
>>74534370
dont even try to fuck her. she will either accuse you of rape when you never call her again or sabotage the condoms or some shit
>>74534577
dubs c.o.n.f.i.r.m.
>>74536637
>not showing tits
Still fake and gay. Seriously off yourself
>>74536637
Well ill be damned
>>74536544
can muds not speak hebrew?
>>74536335
too late...it's already creeping up on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>>74536637
oy vey
>>74536637
Do you at least have a good body to make up for the nightmare tits?
>>74536637
I bet your areolas look like dinner plates
>>74536637
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ nice
>>74536637
we get it, you're a girl who posts on /pol/
now fuck off nobody cares
>>74536637
post vagoo
>>74536701
how is it fake?
>>74536637
>>74536637
>>74535955
>>74535469
Are you Inuitinua? I know she browses /pol/ sometimes and your hair looks the same, plus your tits look about the right size.
>>>/wsg/1071279
/pol/ becoming what /b/ has been past few years. just fuck my shit up senpai
>>74536637
Moar
>>74536637
Your tits don't suck femanon. I'd fuck you
>>74536705
not in gaza.
they can barely speak English
>>74536763
The first picture could be fake since we don't have a time stamp WITH tits to compare
Can we see more content from OP or is this a slide thread for a girl to get attention?
>having sex before marriage
I thought spics were supposed to be super Christian and religious and make America conservative again. Did the GOP lie to me?
>>74536637
So what, you think it make you won any argument ? Fuck off
>>74536836
thank god for walls eh?
>>74536855
85 IQ
>>74536330
>even google sees her tits and starts shitposting reaction images
>>74535843
How could you fail this hard op.
I can literally smell the spaghetti coming out of your pockets from here.
>>74536845
I'd like to see more content from OP myself, I just responded to the "Tits or GFTO" guy
did she fuck you???
>>74536637
get the fuck out you fucking whore
can't fucking go anywhere without some dumb bitch pining for attention from thirsty 12 year olds
and your tits look like garbage, could you have a taken a less attractive picture?
>>74536637
Don't worry I like your tits. I have incredibly low standards though so take what you will from that.
>>74535401
lol girls tell me this all the time and ive fuckd the hottest girl in my uni
seriously dude, im 90% you wouldnt be that bad with proper hygiene, clothes, proper hair. most guys that say that are just like a 6.5 but ended up being a 3 because of hygiene
>>74535469
timestamp or gtfo
This is now a dat pepe thread
were u at op
>>74536791
Still pretty sure this is Inuitinua guys.
>>74536911
The walls are a delay, but they are digging tunnels under the walls. just last year we destroyed 100+ tunnels they dug without we knowing.
>>74536637
Alright guys we are having a /pol/ party where we all take turns railing this broad. Canadians go first.
>>74536637
STATE YER BIZNIS
Where the fug did OP go
Anyone who would fuck a fat chick with tits that look like a steam roller ran them over, needs to give up on life
>>74534708
Kek, now it all makes sense. Why she couldn't believe you're a Trump supporter and why she thinks you're cute. Well, you might very well be very handsome, that's not the point here, the point is that your Mexican-ness makes you extra attractive for an SJW. Just act like the Hector or César she's craving and fuck the Bern out of her. This is a super-racial issue, Trump goes above racial differences. He is a true uniter.
Promise to make her ethnic food for extra success. Make it super spicy so she can't handle it but has to eat it because she thinks otherwise she'd insult your culture.
t. I grow my own peppers
>>74537172
>tfw I have
It's pretty great guys
>>74537079
Dude, have some standards.
>>74534370
Record/film you asking for consent so she can't claim it was rape
or get her to sign a consent card, but that'd make you look like a beta loser.
>>74535528
t. autistic beta that fell for /fit/ memes
>>74537136
i read that as
state your benis
>>74537160
committed suicide of course.
he realized that getting fake tits, doesnt make her a legit woman
>>74536637
>>74535469
Benis is hard :D
>>74536637
pls respond
>>74536791
>>74537048
>>74537172
Fat women are easier because nobody wants them. They may just accept the fact that they will die alone, so they allow any dick to enter their delicatessen. Some still hold themselves up like they are attractive, but only betas will flock to them. There is nothing wrong with having see with a fat woman who understands her situation.
>>74536637
Show ass you dirty whore. Preferably cheeks spread.
>>74537071
i'm sorry to hear that lord commander
keep holding castle black
gods help us all when the long night comes
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>74537384
B T F O
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>>74537384
She wants you to ask about her bullshit show.
>>74537384
tell her you cant do the day after because you have to look after your wife's son
>>74537384
>a show
>She's a camgirl or something
WEW
>>74537384
We told your dumb ass you wouldn't be able to recover after a fumble like that.
You get Australian-tier bantz, and you go with that shit. Seriously, what were you thinking?
>>74537340
not Intinuinta (sp) or whoever, just random femanon pol reader - I want to know what happened to OP too
while I have your attention, please write your congressmen and ask them to oppose passing the TPP during a lame duck session!!!!
www.citizen.org/TPP
>>74534370
Its funny how an attractive man can make a woman drop her political views for some dick in a second.
>>74536637
the date is backwards
>>74537384
Women are whores
>>74534741
Nice image dess.
>>74537451
kek
This.
>>74537384
Clearly she's bluffing, just gotta press a little harder
>>74537384
REJECTED
>>74534370
>get laid
>pic obvs shows a teenage girl with that stupid dog face effecr
>>74537475
There's really nothing wrong with big tits. Show your anus.
>>74537384
OP, you're a fucking idiot. You should have at least thrown in something funny and playfully sexual if you were going to say some stupid shit like that. Talk about politics? Girls don't really want to do that shit. You should have said something like "talk about politics and then make out furiously afterward" something funny and playful and not too extreme. You are suck a fuck up
>>74537475
I wanna fuck you hard on the sink fatty
>>74537384
This guy deserves all our REEEEEEEEEEEs
>>74534370
>problematic
>>74537384
Just reply "Show?" and flirt in that convo. Topic of Hanging out will arise naturally if you do it right
>>74537475
4/10 fat chick tits
>>74535090
Over 9000 hours in MS paint
>>74537475
Show your chin then to disprove the inuitinua hypothesis
>>74537475
>>74535469
U in commiefornian? Hollywood? I'm game for pepperoni
>>74537475
Full upper body shot pls
>>74537475
post dick faggot
>>74537475
I'm going to write my congressman and ask him if we can have those tits barred from being seen with human eyes ever again
>>74537384
>Show
She clearly wants you to ask what the show is about.
>>74537475
7/10 tits
probably 3/10 if you didn't use your arm
I'm on to you fatty
Mfw I fugged everything up
Forgive me pol
>>74537384
u fucked up big time, but at least you dodged a bullet.
>>74537360
kek. we can literally destroy gaza today, but we know how the wold would react.
however, now shitskins sneak across the borders and stab people in the streets. so... ye :^/
>>74537384
>tacos
>Trump
Heh
>>74537475
>shilling her bernie causes
Alright you over stayed your welcome get out cunt.
>>74537648
burned, but ok- just ask him to oppose the TPP while you're at it, it's fucking awful
>>74537708
post how
>>74534370
Really though fuck off /pol/
>>74537702
>7/10 tits
>what is the flag
Im not even surprised.
>>74537475
>>74537598
I'll vote for Bernie if you show your chin :^)
>>74537753
SHOW ME THE BOOTY
>>74537475
How do you make yourself recognisable as a /pol/tard in public?
>>74537708
No.
>>74534370
I read this as your biology teacher said that. Pretty confusing, kek.
>>74537384
say
"i'm automatically invited to see that show since you mentioned it to me when i did not even ask."
>>74537475
>you will never suck on those things
>>74537795
Guise that sounds good
>>74537735
The TPP isn't just a Bernie cause, fucktard - it mandates open borders (among other bullshit)
Trump's opposed to it, too - one of the reasons i like him better than $Hillary
>>74537475
Post butthole pls
>>74537753
Vote Trump and that shit won't get through :^)
>>74537475
Serious question: Are you afraid of sexbots? Have you considered the implications they will have on the sexual market?
>>74537775
it's okay
not all of us can be low test :^)
>>74537510
I am become Walmoak, destroyer of worlds!
>>74537775
Speak for yourself faggot. Those tits are GOAT
STOP COMING UP WITH REPLIES, THIS GIRL IS 15 TOPS!
>>74534370
fuck her and right as you nut in her or on her face say make america great again
>>74537384
Just write "Very well. Another time then. And let her send you at least 3 messages before you reply. Lest she didn't reply her intent was only to bait you.
>>74537879
Goats are high-test now?
>>74536637
PUT SOMETHING UP YOUR ASS
>>74537888
Dude I'm only 19.. shes legal
>>74534902
Bernie is more of a woman than Shillary ever was
>>74537871
i live in a solid blue state, so i'm voting for Jill Stein when they shut Bernie out at the convention - if you tell your Berniefag friends to do the same thing, it should only help Trump
>>74537807
>wanting to
>>74537475
Repulsive tits. Kill yourself.
>>74537888
what makes you think OP isn't 12? if anything, the girl goes to jail instead.
>>74537888
Is that a problem? OP is 15 too.
