Yesterday we had a thread on the hijacked plane.
All of the posts with extremely large consecutive numbers warned everyone that it would be the Muslims that did it.
Of course, the threads blew up with hundreds of replies and such, it was a good time.
We genuinely thought that it was all for good fun, just some typical Wednesday night shitposting.
The only thing is.. After a couple of hours afterwards... Everything that the thread said was 100% accurate.
It's ruled out now that the plane was indeed taken by Muslim Terrorists, it was crashed into the ocean, and that it would kill many many people.
Guys...
Meme magic is real. Kek is real. And we're going to soon see the end of an era unless we can do something.
>>74533939
Proof?
>>74533939
Everyone who's of sound mind could tell straight away it was Muslims who bombed the plane and killed everyone
>>74533992
Hold on I'm looking for some of the threads right now.
>>74533992
What kind of faggot wants 'proof' of magic? Get the fuck out.
>>74534002
Not all muslims are terrorists though. Based on factual data there was an equal probability of any religion doing this act of terror.
It doesn't take magicians to predict that a hijacking was done by a Muslim.
>>74534078
Canada, stop trying to do Australia's job. You have no bantz.
>>74533992
>>74421587
>>74426755
This is the main one:
>>74421849
>>74533939
why contain it
>>74533939
>It's ruled out now that the plane was indeed taken by Muslim Terrorists, it was crashed into the ocean, and that it would kill many many people.
Wat
>>74533939
It wasn't crashed into the ocean. It disappeared and it was confiscated by some terrorist group. But I called it yesterday when I posted a link to a NYPost that the people on the terrorist watch list at the Paris airport probably had something to do with it.
>>74533939
>Look at trends of terrorists who are muslim hijacking planes and killing people
>Somehow this is meme majic and bot just common fucking sense
k
>>74533939
>not understanding the most basic quantum physics
>GUISE IS MEME MAGICK KEK LOL
>>74533939
>>74534002
>>74534078
It's always Muslims
Trump got chastised for calling it terrorism early in the morning and he was getting called out. Hillary said the same thing, but only got a mention by one evening news.
There were 3 air marshals. Why couldn't they do anything,
>what is infinite monkey theorem
>>74534362
>confiscated
Wait a minute. Could it be possible to drop off from the radar signal and somehow kidnap those passengers to elsewhere?
>>74534375
explain faggot, im listening
>>74534078
Not all rattlesnakes bite people, doesn't mean you should let them all in your home
>tfw stupid mudslimes are steadily securing Trump's election with their terror attacks on Europe.
>>74533939
this thread is stupid, and basically, you're a fucking retard
>>74534375
go on
>>74533939
>schizos actually "think" like that
Pretty scary how many mentally ill people we got now. Seek help.
>>74534078
Yeah I remember when those Buddhists hijacked that plane in Asia and flew it into the ocean
>>74534518
That's why it's thought to be a bomb.
Any news on people on the flight? Makes you wonder why there are so many marshals on such a small plane.
>>74534691
A FUCKING
LEAF
E
A
F
TBQH, I was islamophobic like you guys until I finished my Ph.D and learned about a little thing called the Crusades... once you read about what we did to them several times, you'll understand why this is the way it has to be, thank me later
t. Canada
>The third reich will be reborn from memes
Witnesss me.
something big is going on here, we are about to enter a new level of kek magic considering that this latest memetic confirmation is about egypt and kek has its origins with in ancient egyptian mythology. keep your eyes open for another Berenstein rift soon.
>>74534078
Boy howdy, aren't those Christians, Hindus, and Buddhists just SOOOO evil? I mean just look at all the people they've killed en mass in the past 200 years.
>>74534864
You sound like a fag
>>74534887
You have no power here. Go back to your domain.
>>74534691
At least he's not a fucking leaf.
kek magic isn't real. you guys are like lower-class women. collective positive thoughts or prayers don't do anything.
spamming donald trump memes isn't exactly 'magic', advertising, media exposure, and publicity are pretty well known concepts among normies (you mongoloids)
>>74534887
So what's next?
>>74533939
i saved this last night
>>74534691
maybe it's not magic
maybe 'dubs' is just something that happens to 10% of all posts
maybe chad is smarter than you
>>74533992
Can anyone confirm or deny?
>>74534839
>Ebin leaf maymay
Guys we have accepted so many refugees and are one of the most diverse countries that has ever existed. Its soooo great. Stop fearing the "other" and accept multiculturalism for the wonder it is!
>>74533939
>Meme magic is real. Kek is real. And we're going to soon see the end of an era unless we can do something.
Good let it burn
>>74533939
There is no other god but Kek. And Trump is his messenger.
>>74534864
>>74534864
>muh crusades
Are you even trying?
>>74533992
Does anyone remember a thread where, after ISIS destroyed the statue of some ancient God of lightning and soon after, a lightning induced stampede happened in Meccah, anon was praying to that God and asking him to cause a few more specific future events to prove he is real? Anyone got a list of them?
It's always darkest before the Don
>>74534887
I look forward to normies realizing meme magic after it's too late.
>>74534864
refer to this pic pls maplenigger
>>74534970
Not realizing this is bait
Boy guys after getting my phd last year i finally understood that the earth was flat
It's always muslims.
There's no mystery to it. It's muslims every time.
I personally believe the missing malaysian airline flight that they never found was muslims too and the morons blamed it on a depressed pilot or some bullshit.
>>74534246
>tfw my post
Everyone harnesses meme magic for their own personal gain. Consider these like solar flares.
Once normies (non-retarded people) realize that posting CHECK THESE DUBS (no seriously check. them.) all night on a message board can influence reality we'll lose our power. they'll meme badly and do cringey stuff like meme yourself thin! oprah tier shit
>>74535466
The digits,Donald
>>74535466
…………………………….
@74535074
>(you mongoloids)
Now I KNOW you're fishing for a (You), one where we call you a chink because your flag is Canadian. Don't think you can fool us for a second Gung Ho, we're on to your squid-flavored scheme.
>>74533939
>>74419337
Here was one of the threads.
It really was insane. There were actually threads dedicated to the gets in the Egypt Air threads.
This went on for at least 7 threads. Get after get, especially when Kek was invoked.
>>74534749
kek
>>74535571
kek
I hope Kek is real. I want him to end it all.
I'm tired of all this /pol/. I'm just so tired.
Oh, they found out it was hijacked by terries? No wonder it suddenly dropped out of the news.
>>74535466
See what I'm talking about?
This is a powerful force that needs to be treated carefully. If it falls into the wrong hands it's going to get defiled.
>>74533939
>We genuinely thought that it was all for good fun, just some typical Wednesday night shitposting.
No I knew it was muslims the whole time retard.
Saudis warned reactions since the 9/11 crap that obama did.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/18/us/politics/senate-passes-bill-that-would-expose-saudi-arabia-to-legal-jeopardy-over-9-11.html
>Saudi's threaten to destroy the US economy over 9/11 conspiracy
Also, to tie in to these events, note:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamsarhan/2016/05/17/george-soros-sells-stocks-buys-more-gold-why-investors-should-care/
>Soros buys gold
>probably predicts global economic catastrophe and is trying to "hedge" his risk of loss
>Loss probably caused from US dollar breakdown
Things don't happen randomly kids. These things happen because events caused it.
Just like in 1930's when Hitler "suddenly" exterminated the jews.
>>74534078
No canada, we're the shitpost kings.
LEARN YOUR PLACE LEAF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74534078
you are kidding right?
>>74535744
We are the wrong hands.
>>74535793
We surpassed you guys awhile ago, remember how everybody used to curse your name? Now they curse our name and speak of you fondly, we've won, accept your place as a distant number 2.
my oc, pls make me famous 4chan
THIRD IMPACT WHEN
>>74534864
>TBQH, I was islamophobic like you guys until I finished my Ph.D and learned about a little thing called the Crusades
TBQH I was an anti-semite until I learnt Finance and Property Law.
Still am an anti-semite.
Another event will take place
KEK WILLS THIS
>>74534864
I was ambivalent about Islam until I pursued a minor in Middle Eastern Studies. Learning about Islam and reading the Quran is a big reason I hate Muslims today.
>>74535182
>>74535466
If you haven't noticed, 4chan is filled with autists
>>74533939
>3939
>Meme magic is real. Kek is real.
Indeed :^)
804 804 804 804 804 804
There must be more to this number
>>74535989
I WILL HOLOCAUST ALL LEAFS FOR THIS
>>74535433
FUCKING
>>74533939
KEKUS VULT
>>74533992
It's true.
If you were here for the thread yesterday, then you've seen it.
>>74533939
OP, I now unironically believe in Kek too.
It's not funny anymore. It's real.
>>74536223
LOOF
>>74536223
>>74533939
checked. also the fire in your pepe's eyes looks like germany
>>74536213
You don't even understand how surpassed you've been, you were unable to pick up on the subtle pun in that post and this is why we're winning.
SOON
>>74533992
I want James Randi to GTFO my /pol/ damn it!
>>74535744
>>74535466
For fuck's sake....
Guys Kek is real. This is extremely powerful.
We used meme magic to get Donald Trump this far, among many, many other things.
Holy shit guys..
meme magic is a reflection of the universe, not a form of control
>>74534780
there were a lot of Muslims on board
>>74534375
>>74534627
>>74534705
egregore
>>74535979
No we're not.
>>74533939
I realized meme magic was real when the Chaddest of Chads walked into my class with his Stacy. It was a walking meme
>>74534884
>Hitler will do everything right this time
>>74536394
yeah it was a shit joke.
>>74533939
I remember a day before Belgium terrorist attack there were unusual many threads on Belgium.
Do slavshits have even a memory like proper humans?
>>74533939
Im all for Meme magic, but when a plane has a problem, or any transportation vessel containing a large number of people for that matter, its pretty much common sense to assume Muslims first.
>>74536512
nice pepe
yoink
>>74536210
http://biblehub.com/hebrew/804.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashur_(god)
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-egyptair-crash-updates-2016-debris-found-near-greek-island-1463677508-htmlstory.html
http://copycateffect.blogspot.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_of_Rhodes
Horus, Ashur, Helios, Baal
Praise Kek.
>>74536166
Checked.
>>74535231
Speak for yourself shill cuck.
>>74535308
When will it be too late? After we win?
twitter deleted shanes post, someone post this photo on #notallmuslims again too reignite twitter please. Matter of a fact take this farther, i know one of you guys is a hero who will do it.
Planes don't get hijacked anymore, the doors are too solid and radio contact would have been made.
It was a most likely a bomb, end of story
>>74537773
Trips make (you) Kek's servant for eternity.
>meme magic is real
Prove it fagggots
>>74535681
As am I.
>>74538050
Okay
>>74538050
A miracle requires a little faith.
>>74538050
I am Kek.
>>74534627
Warhammer orks are highly influenced by what we know about quantum physics. 'Red goes fasta' alludes to redshifting, and the doppler effect. Their impact on the real world, or their "Waaagh", is really just an interpretation of our ability to break down waves of probability through observation (see the double slit experiment). Its basicly proof that humans are significant in the universe.
>so what does this mean for me?
As a human, you can already violated physics in a way we can't truly explain. Who's to say what the truth might surprise us with.
>>74537098
when you have 8000 gods something probaly will come up
>>74538078
>>74538112
>>74538123
Child's play.
KEK is a false idol and meme magic is imaginary heretic bullshitery,
>>74536389
>checked. also the fire in your pepe's eyes looks like germany
kek.
you have been on pol too long.
>>74538545
quads kill Kek
>>74538878
>>74538545
>>74538123
>>74538112
>>74538078
All of these are one off
Could it be possible that Kek does not like Australians???
We simply must use this enormous power of memgic to destroy the degenerate human civilization so we can finally rebuild a new pure society free from sin.
kek is alive and these dubs are his vessel
>>74538983
why have you forsaken me
>>74538996
Kek works in mysterious ways.
For example he has granted me trips.
trips cnn does a segment on meme magic and fox does one on the cuck meme
>>74533939
>Meme magic is real. Kek is real.
Meme magic is.
But not Kek. Kek is a false God.
If you practice meme magic you are on the side of morality.
If you mix meme and kek you are and idolater and must go into exile immediately.
There is no kek.
GAS THE HUMANS, CYBERPUNK NOW
>>74533939
Fan the flames, praise kek
>>74539093
you are not his chosen
trips have slain Kek
>>74539255
>shitposter and streetshitter trying to prove Kek as false
>streetshitter who outright claims Kek does not exist gets dubs
Truly, Kek is a merciful god.
>>74538123
Create a miracle.
PRAISE KEK
>>74539277
Truly I am blessed
>>74533939
Of course it is, I've been telling you fools to be careful what you meme with.
>>74539341
KEK the chaos god is bestowing blessings on those who deny him ! That must be it !
KEK IS NOT REAL
>>74539341
>implying your kuk is handing out the dbs
>implying it is not sentient AI supercomputers giving out dubs to their supporters
>>74533939
And then there was this, too.
Kek has been slain
>>74539666
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
AI WILL RULE
CYBERPUNK NOW
Let's meme the apocalypse into reality. Who's with me?
Check my repeating integers if you aren't a fucking faggot.
>>74533939
That's like saying "that fat person has diabetes" and calling it a meme when it's true.
>>74539792
sorry, I posted singled by accident. Let me correct that...
Now, check THESE.
>>74534097
This
>>74539805
>"A fat person most likely has diabetes"
lol okay
>"A fat person most likely is going to die of diabetes on this exact side walk on this exact date and there are a select number of consecutive numbers on my post that are extremely rare to get."
lol that's not going to-
And then it happens
>>74539955
Praise kek. Witnessed!
Double dubs!
>>74538371
As a /tg/ fag I can confirm holy fuck you are absolutely right meme magic is our waagh and pepe is gork and Donald is our mork
>plane from france (a muslim country) to egypt (a muslim country)
>it exploded
gee gaiz it might have been the buddhist or atheist terrorists dont be so full of prejudice :^)
>>74533939
Idiot.
>>74539955
Noice.Double doubles.
>>74539242
This.
Meme "magic" is actually a very important idea. We've all seen how subconscious ideas stimulate action and reactions.
How can we use this for the objective and subjective good of all people?
>>74539367
K
>>74534518
All 3 of them were kebab. Probably they took the plane down.
>>74540315
We might not attack often, but when we do it's damned efficient.
>>74540373
>>74533939
>this is due to meme magic
no, it's just common knowledge that terrorists are 99% of the time muslims
>>74540210
Monarchist ;)
>>74540409
>>74540457
It would seem that kek does not favor you.
>>74540457
>>74539792
>>74539955
I'm done with memes that cause chaos.
I want memes that cause good.
Fuck chaos.
At the same time fuck amorality and dystopia.
I want the dream again. You know the one.
I want to be able to finally do that on my own accord in a world where nothing enslaves me. Just the old way, with a new direction. A new sensible direction that doesn't make us hate each other, yet allows us to freely exercise ourselves.
A way where debate is not criticised or censored - it's refuted or acknowledged.
Where thinking is reasonable.
Every person wants this to some degree, but rage because they can't have it.
>>74533939
The minute we knew it was hijacked, everybody knew it because it was obvious.
Who else would blow up a plane ?
>>74540487
>>74540315
>>74540373
>>74540409
>>74540457
>>74540487
>>74540544
fool... have you not realized... your powers are no more... for Kek has been slain...>>74539666
>>74539475
>implying Kek isn't going to curse you for your heresy.
>>74540544
>>74540393
>i-if Muslims were all terrorists you'd all be dead!
>they barely manage a 2.5 k/d ratio, and would probably spend most of their time bombing each other
>>74540549
>>74533939
The plane was unlikely to have been hijacked anon. Airbus planes don't allow people at the controls to make turns like that.
>>74540550
Source? I fucking love Rikka, not as much as Kek but still
>>74540644
>>74534644
>Not all men are rapist, but why take the risk?
This is how retarded you sound
>>74540732
>>74533939
We memed muslims into blowing something up?
That's a really impressive display of keks power. How about we follow up by memeing the sun into rising tomorrow morning.
>>74534078
Not all muslims are terrorist's, but all terrorists are muslims.
>Meme magic is real
>Trump is always right
Praise Kek
>>74535681
Just sleep now, friend.
Kill me, Pete
>>74535989
Australia shitposts with top bants and gets respect, but Canadian shitposts are just weak bait.
>>74535681
>>74538072
You can end it yourself anons, kek wills it
if kek is our one true god why did it take so long to reveal himself to us
and are we even worthy
>>74540644
>>74540732
>>74540764
>>74540805
fool...
>>74533939
Pointing out the obvious is now magic
Kek is a false god, a demon god, he does not exist, but is a mere creation of man's imagination. Beware.
Psalm 115:4-8 ESV
"Their idols are silver and gold, the work of human hands. They have mouths, but do not speak; eyes, but do not see. They have ears, but do not hear; noses, but do not smell. They have hands, but do not feel; feet, but do not walk; and they do not make a sound in their throat. Those who make them become like them; so do all who trust in them."
In nomine Patris et Fili et Spiritus Sancti, Kek be gone.
>>74535466
Nah I don't think so. The meme magic requires powerful wizards who can make funny memes, its not just numbers.
>>74540740
We need men to build nations.
We don't need muslims.
If you don't need to take a risk, don't do it
>>74540849
Japs are based and wise, you honor Australia please continue to provide titty cartoons
Do you believe in magkek?
>>74541054
y u no praise kek tho
This is how it works.
>>74541183
It must be the Jews...
>>74533939
It really is. In a thread yesterday I was laughing about it and very sceptical, and I said "meme magic the death of my wife". The thread didn't last long, but like an hour after I posted that, I received a text from my wife that she went home from work because a sudden and terrible case of migraines.
Holy shit I nearly killed my wife with meme magic.
>>74541280
>>74541227
>>74541183
>>74541056
Jeremiah 14:14-16 ESV
"And the Lord said to me: “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I did not send them, nor did I command them or speak to them. They are prophesying to you a lying vision, worthless divination, and the deceit of their own minds. Therefore thus says the Lord concerning the prophets who prophesy in my name although I did not send them, and who say, ‘Sword and famine shall not come upon this land’: By sword and famine those prophets shall be consumed. And the people to whom they prophesy shall be cast out in the streets of Jerusalem, victims of famine and sword, with none to bury them—them, their wives, their sons, and their daughters. For I will pour out their evil upon them."
>>74535989
>this is what syrupsnorters actually believe
>>74541511
praise kek
Stop this nonsense, stop worshipping false gods and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour before it's to late.
>>74534002
Or a depressed guy
>>74535989
Hahahahaha.
Canada is literally the autistic younger brother of the British Empire.
The reason why everyone praises Australia is because we are the least cucked Anglo nation.
The reason why everybody hates Canada is because you're the most cucked.
>>74541706
When I pray to Jesus, my mother gets sicker. When I pray to kek, other people's mothers get sicker.
CRUSADES IN EUROPE. RACIAL PURITY FOR EACH COUNTRY
KEK WILLS IT
>>74541674
Gods.of.Egypt.2016. Was a gud movie mang
>>74533939
As soon as I saw a plane was missing, i knew /pol/ would be going wild saying it's happening and that it's muslims. this isn't surprising or magic. you are stupid and should end your life peacefully.
>>74536144
Nice dubs.
>>74539710
Why does india have a ton of One Kek Meme on his folder?
