>Delegates Trump: 1,175
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
Lawrenceville, NJ 5/19/16
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUAXXm9PKY0
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rl_kAaySUQ
>Ivanka on CBS 5/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ulwj-1Wbms
>Roger Stone on Malzberg 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASp0gYlc_ck
>Trump & Megyn Kelly Exclusive Interview 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFNcTB0oP4
>Carson on Lou Dobbs 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFTidmbPf8
>Donald, Jr. on Hannity 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLW6jun8Nvw
ENTERTAINMENT
>MJ: Clinton’s Relationship w/ (((Epstein))) could Blow up Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3gmnrHRnQ
>NYC Trump Supporter Afraid to be vilified by liberal friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0UtvK5U9Jg
>NYT Plays Woman Card on Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHsE_18eLaI
>IT’S ME MEGYN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL4yvvfFLEU
>Journalist that tied Ted Cruz's Father to JFK Assassination and exposed Rubio's foam parties found DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz5S2SrVZPY
>Still Report #876 - Beth on Lying Media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E02xvvFfouU
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
IT'S AWOOOO~MENT!
AWOO
NEW TRUMP RESPONDS TO SHILLARY:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-response-to-hillary-clinton1
>The fact that Hillary thinks the temporary Muslim ban, which she calls the "Muslim ban", promotes terrorism, proves Bernie Sanders was correct when he said she is not qualified to be President.
>Look at the carnage all over the world including the World Trade Center, San Bernardino, Paris, the USS Cole, Brussels and an unlimited number of other places. She and our totally ignorant President won't even use the term Radical Islamic Terrorism. And by the way, ask Hillary who blew up the plane last night - another terrible, but preventable tragedy. She has bad judgement and is unfit to serve as President at this delicate and difficult time in our country's history.
>And by the way, ask Hillary who blew up the plane last night
>>74508046
AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74508146
>tfw you want to go to a Trump rally but he only goes to SoCal
KEK, can you bestow me with a rally?
>>74508146
This is so good
Holy shit Michael Savage is being a total faggot lately
>>74508453
digits and it will be so
Donald, the grassroots delegates have spoken. They think you're a sniveling coward that should leave them the hell alone.
>>74508453
granted
>>74507881
test
>>74507881
CANT STOP WONT STOP
GAROOOOOOOOVMENT
>>74508146
REKT
FINAL LAP I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD
AND I WILL NEVER REST FOR SECOND AGAIN
ONE MORE TIME I HAVE BEATEN THEM OUT
THE SCENT OF GASOLINE ANNOUNCES THE END
THEY ALL SAID I'D BEST GIVE IT UP
WHAT A FOOL, TO BELIEVE THEIR LIE-IE-IES!
NOW THEY'VE FALLEN, I'M AT THE TOP
ARE YOU READY NOW TO DIE-IE-IE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlnFJrCK9vc
>>74508146
Hillary will never recover
>>74508146
>MFW
>>74508697
Oh fuck, now I'm a #CruzMissile.
>>74508146
>Trump is weaponizing Bernie
lol
>The president is a politician. Most have had law degrees. They are there to write laws, not play manager.
I fucking hate my friends.
Couple of questions for you guys. What do you think about what Trump has said about Snowden? Why do you think he isn't considering Rand Paul as VP.
>>74508146
God, I read that as
>ask Hillary, who blew up the plane last night
How can you race-mix if you don't make babies?
THIS IS AWOOOOVEMENT
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT
>>74509952
The job of the president is also to be a rolemodel to every American citizen. In that regard, Trump is far more successful than Clinton.
>>74510249
GIVE ORIGINAL
Put our coal miners back to work.
>mfw just ordered hoodie and black hat
>>74510307
ORIGINAL GIVEN. MAGA
Trump is going to stop Christie from eating Oreos! The Don keeps giving himself bigger and bigger challenges.
Someone give me a run-down of the Trump/Christie speech tonight.
Was it Trump's usual talking points? Anything new or ground-breaking announced?
What if Trump get ipad
i'm fucking dying here /pol/
>>74510479
Chris Christie is no longer allowed to eat Oreos.
>>74510396
THANK YOU
>>74509952
>the president's job is to write laws
Your friends are retarded
jesus christ that hottie doing the tour for waters world
AWOO
>mfw shills claim Newt is pro-immigration/pro-amnesty
>they give me this source http://2012.republican-candidates.org/Gingrich/Immigration.php
>he literally isn't any of those
Watched the Christie/Rubio moment again for the first time in a long time.
Holy shit, it is brutal. Christie only needed one minute to kill his campaign. Rubio must have been furious after that performance.
>>74510402
>Trump will make Christie fit during his presidency
B A S E D
>>74508146
#SHREKT.
>>74510142
Considering this comes from Trump, I wouldn't be surprised if that was intentional.
>>74509952
>They are there to write laws
Thanks Common Core
>tfw June 7th is getting closer
>>74510641
>Rubio's donors and handlers must have been furious after that performance.
Fixed
>>74510546
>tfw a proTrump bigtime twitterer blocked me for retweeting this
>not even a jew
>>74510546
>you think that's antisemitism? I'll show you antisemitism
>rev up those showers Hans
>>74510546
Reading
>Hello ( ( Weisman ) )
in the NYT just made me lose my shit.
>>74510741
TrumpTrain? He unfollowed me for talking to emmylemon. :(
TRUMP PLANNING TO MAKE CONVENTION A BIG SPECTACLE
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/05/18/donald_trump_plan_to_make_the_gop_convention_must_see_tv.html
AWOO
>>74510546
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2016/05/19/new-york-times-staffer-tweets-out-op-ed-critical-of-trump-faces-anti-semitic-avalanche/
>Ben Shapiro, a prominent conservative commentator, documented the anti-Semitic backlash that followed his own opinionating about Trump. And cited more from where that came:
>It’s not just me, of course. Jake Tapper of CNN now says he’s received anti-Semitic tweets “all day.” My friend Bethany Mandel, another orthodox Jew who opposes Trump, just bought herself a gun out of fear of unhinged Trump supporters. John Podhoretz of Commentary says he receives tweets consistently from “literally neo-Nazi White supremacists, all anonymous…I don’t think I can attribute being a supporter of Trump to being a validator or an expresser of these opinions, but something was let loose by him.” Noah Rothman of Commentary tweets, “It never ends. Blocking doesn’t help either. They have lists, on which I seem to find myself.”
>Bethany Mandel, another orthodox Jew who opposes Trump, just bought herself a gun out of fear of unhinged Trump supporters.
>bought herself a gun
We've come a long way from curtains and dogs.
>on orly
>bernie sanders protesters want to kill hillary delegates
>>74510685
what's happening june 7th and why is my country being carried by an eagle
>>74510835
Was there any doubt in your mind?
It will be the best 3 days of television ever.
Depending on the coverage times, I may call off for those three days and ensure I have some mushrooms or something to get long termed fucked up to watch.
>>74510546
>HURR DURR LET'S BLAME THIS ON THE DON
>>74510835
>Yfw Trump has a triumph on his inauguration day
>Soros and Hillary paraded through DC in chains
fuck lads why does /pol/ and trumpgen have to be so damn funny
>you will never enjoy bants like these irl
>>74510964
It's bringing you home.
>>74510153
is milo a top or bottom?
>>74510835
>And when it comes to the staleness of recent political conventions, Trump is (gulp) right. Calling them boring is like saying one of his xenophobic policy proposals is controversial.
fucking slate
>>74510942
>Prominent
>Shoahpiro
>
>>74511018
Bottom
>>74511018
Power bottom from what I understand.
>>74510964
Trump formally becomes President
>>74511018
exclusively bottom
>>74510835
It will be glorious
>>74511012
FUCK OFF CANDA I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO REPLY TO ME
>>74511071
B<===3
>>74509952
>the President is there to write laws
>not enforce laws created by the legislative branch of government
>it's not Congress that holds legislative power
>implying politicians having law degrees matters when it's not their role to interpret the law
The autism is real.
>>74510980
>>74510992
Do you think he's gonna reveal his power level?
>>74510942
>They have lists
no we fucking don't
these guys are flipping out over people with 10 followers trolling them
>>74511092
Deal with it limey.
OPEN YOUR PUSSY
>>74510964
Literally anuddah shoah
>>74511111
>QUINTS CONFIRMS HE WILL
Praise Kek
>>74511111
KEK CONFIRMS
>>74511152
unedited
Watters World within the next 10 minutes.
>>74511111
my my those digits are a beauty
>>74511111
Revelation confirmed.
>>74511111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74511111
>you were born too late to experience these rallies
>but born just in time to meme Trump into the presidency
It's a mixed kind of feel.
>>74511134
>canadian flag
>posts patriotic american imagery
cuck
>>74510964
Trump has already won
On June 7th his victory will be total
>>74511111
>>74511111
>>74511111
>>74511111
>>74511111
>>74511111
NEW ROME CONFIRMED
HOLY FUCK A NUKE JUST WENT OFF IN THE SKY OR SOME SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>74511304
No, I'm distancing myself from the cuckoldry.
Most of my country voted for the king of cuckolds. I'm just trying to make enough money for America to take me in at this point.
>>74510835
Monster trucks and WWE matches.
Please, Trump, please do this for me.
>>74510942
>she bought herself a gun
That's racist though.
>>74511358
Your mom's orgasm.
>>74511111
OH SHIT
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
M A G A
A
G
A
>>74511012
>>74510964
Were all going to be great
DUDE WEED STATUS:BLAZED N' ERAZED
DAVID CAMERON STATUS: Nigel'd
HILLARY CLINTON STATUS: IN PRISON
GOD EMPEROR TRUMP STATUS: MAGA
>>74511304
He just joined the winning team Sadiq
you gotta admit, he has a point
>>74510828
vivelafrance
Reminder Hillary will get a bump in the polls whenever she secures the nomination. These polls with Chump up are nothing but false hope for you losers.
>>74510636
WE LOVE OR AWOO POSTERS
>>74511129
This is a new golden age of trolling.
I haven't seen this kind of IRL effects since early /b/, and now we aren't just trolling random people, but ""accomplished"" commentators and news personalities.
>>74511358
Ben Shapiro's been called short for the last time...
>>74511480
literally 0 point
what stopped the native americans from making america the powerhouse it is today?
Hey, where's the guy who does the daily recaps? So great, I'm in my busy time of year.
>>74511480
White people founded this country
>>74511480
really makes you think.............
>>74510942
Tapper is Jewish? He looked like a goy to me? Holy shit man CNN is entirely Jewish.
>Dana Bash
>Wolf Blitzer
>John King
>Jake Tapper
The only prominent non Jewish is gay (Anderson Cooper)
>>74511506
Reminder that Bernie is going to steal the nomination when he wins in California. The super delegates will switch to him just like 2008.
You're voting for a murderer whose husband is a serial rapist. You're nothing but human garbage
>>74511480
I mean come on now, white people conquered every country on earth and created the greatest civilization in the history of man.
It's not even up for debate.
>>74511539
>>74511631
Some of these part/crypto Jews are hard to spot.
Jake Tapper can definitely pass for white, but he's got that long faced - too much space between eyes and mouth - look that many other cryptos like John Kerry have.
Hillary has been talking about uniting democrats and getting Bernie to support her after the primary a lot lately.
What 's our plan if she picks him as her VP?
>>74510514
Who would George and Kramer be?
>>74511480
60 years ago the united states was 85% white.
Whites obviously made America great because whites WERE America.
>>74511480
> Trumpkins is used unironically
>>74511723
I thought he was just italian or something
Looking at Trump news and came across this in an article's comment. Kind of disturbing to find conservative geriatrics talking like this online.
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/05/19/trump-campaign-announces-expanded-roles-for-paul-manafort-and-corey-lewandowski/
>>74511750
I don't know that would kill his narrative of being against the establishment by joining the biggest establishment bitch there is? Plus VP is a bench warmer position he doesn't get to do much.
>>74511457
>Were all going to be great
Wait until the referendum to decide that, if we vote 'remain' everything Nigel and the right have been fighting for would have been for nothing.
>>74511111
ALL PRAISE, 1776.
>>74511111
Checkd
>>74511750
Stoke the anger of Bernie supporters who are enraged by his "betrayal" by endorsing Hillary.
If we play this smart many of them will stay home or possibly even vote Trump.
I still don't think she's going to do it unless things get even worse from here on out. If she loses California the convention is going to be hell on earth.
KAYLEIGH ON CNN NOW
>>74511864
he actually did it
MAD MAN
any news on missing plane?
>>74511864
Crazy Nigel.. Such a brave risk taker. A true leader.
>>74507881
Has this been posted?
Is CNN bending the knee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8wJc7vHcTs
>>74511750
Has that ever happened, a presidential nominee picking their primary opponent as vp? I mean in like the last 50 years.
Either way if that happened they would both come off as hypocrites.
>>74511888
WE'LL KEEP ON WINNING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3psnfCsDr6Y
>Crooked Hillary Clinton Gets Fired By Donald Trump
TRUMP TOWER TOUR PT II COMING UP ON DOX
WATTERS WORLD NEXT
>>74511829
>chuckle
>high five
I hope I'm not like that when I get old.
>>74508146
>b b but your words create terrorists Dangerous Donald, bring in the "refugees"!!!!
>>74507881
I cant believe r/the_donald iw trying to push "RAPIN' BILL" for Bill Clinton, I dont think even Trump himself would go that far but its legitimately funny.
>>74511901
>If she loses California the convention is going to be hell on earth.
I dream of fire
>>74511111
>>74511888
We have the best Keks!
maga
>>74512012
FOX*
>>74511971
they want to be nice to him so he would come back to them it's all tactics he said he no longer watched cnn so its hurting their ratings and now with less primaries to cover there is less money to be made
TRUMP TOWER TOUR PART TWO ON O'REILLY
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
TUNE THE FUCK IN NOW.
From the protest in NJ
>>74512044
>>74511480
We were. The shitskins are ruining it.
>>74511152
JUST
>>74511304
go suck a muslim dick you piece of shit, i pity your shitty nation to be honest
>>74512117
>>74510942
>prominent
>5'4
pick one
>>74511553
This. I came here looking for news anon
>>74512159
Is Bernie going to do what they thought Trump would? (tear party apart, crash convention, etc.)
>>74511978
yeah in the end they'll just be it was all a joke hehe we're buddies now!
TUNE IN TO FOX THIS INSTANT
TOUR STARTING
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
>>74511928
>No Kayleigh gf
how wet do you think she gets when she interviews Trump?
>"can we do a threesome?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgwALfYdhY
>>74511111
Already did, Siren Song of globalism
>>74512209
This tour guide is a qt.
>>74508466
>hammer isn't cocked
>fucktarded posture
>no procussion caps on nipples
>pulling trigger
disgrace to the hat/10
>>74512159
They want meme magic, and they're not going to get it.
>>74512117
>Niggers
>Cucks
>What appears to be spics
Business as usual.
>>74512159
Worst meme since le arrow to le knee
>Trump works with guy who said this in 2003, oh no
>but Clinton's anti-gay stances in 2004 are alright
Bill Pryor did gay porn in the 90s anyway and then became closeted Republican so who cares
>>74512236
servers at capacity
>>74512002
President Donald J Trump
>>74512159
It makes sense Trump haters would like this shitty "meme".
>>74512333
Refresh.
THE FAMOUS ESCALATOR
>>74512117
how colourful
>>74512333
got you
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
>>74512044
And fire you get. Kek confirms.
P R A I S E K E K
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
THIS SHILLING
God I fucking love Jesse watters
>>74512332
>The Clintons murdered Vince Foster and Ron Brown? K
>This guy insulted gays? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74512254
damn that's hot lol
TRUMP ON WATERS WORLD
TRUMP ON WATERS WORLD
TRUMP ON WATERS WORLD
TRUMP ON WATERS WORLD
TRUMP ON WATERS WORLD
>>74512332
I don't agree with what he wants to ban but the principle of respecting the 10th amendment puts him in the morally superior position on the subject of state rights.
HE GOT TO MEET THE EMPEROR IN HIS THRONE ROOM
The Oreo's Donald, hand them over!
>"wow jesse, you're a big star now."
>"Proud of you :)"
Tfw no trump dad to tell me he's proud
>>74512256
False Song of Globalism
Trump loves Jesse
>>74512495
10th Amendment isn't a "moral" position
>>74512254
Oh man that is delicious
>>74510835
>tfw can't wait to cast my vote in Cleveland
>tfw gonna be on the fucking floor
MAGA brothers
>>74512209
>I survived the Blitz
Fuck off. That woman is over 70?
>>74512531
WELL MEME'D MY FRIEND
>>74509094
Already done by our friend Gillian Seed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>>74512543
>>"wow jesse, you're a big star now."
HE WAS GRACED AND BLESSED BY THE GOD EMPEROR
>>74512254
>>74512585
How the fuck is acknowledging that different states might need different laws not moral?
>orly and this cuck with the funky shoes soundtrack making fun of Trump tower
>>74512602
I wish I could make it.
>>74512531
after hearing about Oeros months ago I have boycotted them and it has been so fucking difficult since I love me some oreos and now is when all the spring and sumer flavors release.
help
Rate my shit OC
Mr. Trump doesn't have to bow to his enemies,
Mr. Trump doesn't have to anything
--He has 16 million social networking followers,
The news doesn't have to be done during 8PM to 11PM
Mr. Trump dosn't give the news at 8 PM to 11 PM
People get their news through a lot of different sources today
>>74512602
>>74512644
Is the whole convention going to be airing on C-SPAN or somewhere?
I need to watch every minute of it.
>>74512628
He meant it isn't a question of morality since the Bill of Rights isn't a moral code.
>>74512663
your rating is accurate
>>74512720
Of course.
>>74512628
Because centralisation vs. decentralisation is an administrative decision, not a right vs. wrong one
>>74512495
He said that over a decade ago. Probably regret for his slutty past.
>>74512720
CSPAN will be covering the whole damn thing and there are tons of IPTV links for CSPAN.
>>74512644
Delegates only m8
>>74511971
It's like he's been leaving a 30 year breadcrumb trail.
>>74512159
What a faggot
>>74512761
>>74512829
Well, I think I'm going to be booking a """vacation"""" for that week.
>>74512829
I know.
>>74512159
ugh
>>74512611
Oh shit, perfect
thanks
>>74511978
Reagan did this with Bush to unite the party.
>>74512209
Didnt the bongs evacuate kids from london and the big cities?
>>74513045
I think so, yeah.
>>74512254
HOLY FUCK
>ywn be in a threesome with Erin Burnett
NO MEGYN TONIGHT
EVERYONE WATCH FOX AND GIVE THEM RATINGS
NO MEGYN TONIGHT
EVERYONE WATCH FOX AND GIVE THEM RATINGS
NO MEGYN TONIGHT
EVERYONE WATCH FOX AND GIVE THEM RATINGS
NO MEGYN TONIGHT
EVERYONE WATCH FOX AND GIVE THEM RATINGS
>qt sandra smith is on
Hotter replacement for Megyn Kelly on tonight.
>>74510959
Peacefully, of course
>>74512654
Do you love oreos or your country more?
>>74512654
Oreos have always been a subpar cookie.
>>74512654
what about oreos?
Holy shit guys I just realized something
Trump is neck and neck with Hillary now because the Cruz and Kasich fags finally are getting on board.
But once Bernie is out, if Hillary gets any support from Bernie fans, She'll pull away from Trump.
>>74512209
Donald Trump is scarier than your hometown being bombed almost every single day?
I highly doubt that.
>>74513157
I don't understand why anyone would get oreos anyways when they just can just buy some real damn cookies instead.
>>74513116
Megyn has already bowed her knee
She's alright now
>>74513116
>>74513123
She's hot but she's got like a fat jaw or something. Makes her cheeks look chubby
>>74508146
Fuck. I read it as "And by the way, Hillary blew up the plane last night".
>>74513296
nah, she did it for herself, she's a cunt still
>>74513273
But her numbers are lowering, not just Trump's getting higher.
Hillary is only going downhill from here.
>>74513263
Nabisco is moving to Mexico
Oh shit it's dat peasant
O shit praise god
>>74511750
You ever read r/enoughsandersspam? Hillcucks HATE Bernie and bernouts HATE Hillary, not to mention Bernie and Hillary don't even mix on major issues.
>>74511111
>>74513330
with as shady as the Clinton are i believe that some people might believe that she did
>>74513273
>But once Bernie is out, if Hillary gets any support from Bernie fans
Wouldn't hold my breath on that.
>>74513291
I hate Oreos, but
>Stop liking what I don't like
Grow the fuck up, m8.
>>74513374
BernOuts hate Hillary even more than the TrumpGen does, it's insane.
Gorka has a badass goatee
>>74513374
They're both fucking commies. The only diff between the two is Bernie has a higher amount than Hillary for gibs.
>>74511152
nightmare fuel
Anyone claiming the next thread? I've been lurking and could OP if not.
>>74513273
That's like saying we'd vote for Cruz if Cruz beat Trump.
>>74513439
Lets be honest here. Yeah Trump will get some Bernie fans. But not over 50% of them.
A lot of Bernie fans are insufferable SJWs who hate Trump. Remember Bernie fans are the ones that would always disrupt Trump's rallies.
>>74511111
>>74513507
COME TO PAPA
>>74513540
I wouldn't vote for Hillary, I would write in Trump
>>74510142
Probably intentional. A comma makes a big difference. I helped jack off a horse. I helped Jack, off a horse.
>>74513291
>>74513442
Seriously bitch? Fuck off, I never said anything even remotely close to that. Oreos are only okay, but there are a million other fucking cookies out there if you need to eat one.
Go the fuck back to /v/ and take that tired ass rebuttal with you retard. You're 5 years too late.
>>74513543
Bernie has working class people too, I think them and the protest votes will make a difference.
>>74513543
That doesn't mean anyone is getting that support. They're ought to stay home
>>74513610
Actually you wouldn't use a comma there, you'd only be able to tell by the capitalization
The usual example is
>I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse
>I helped my uncle jack off a horse
