Quick Lads, we must take up arms.
Those dammed Emu's are preparing for a second conquest against the Australian people, we must defend our land, women, and children from this menace
Pic is evidence.
>>74453541
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5337793207
That's racist
>>74453723
>Vodafone
lol what a faggot, who even uses Vodafone?
#NotAllEmus
>>74453840
>straya criticizing another country's internet
>>74454002
The Emu's have higher birthrates then the native Australian population, we cannot provide for these "Refugees"
>>74454086
mate i got Global A-
>>74454121
just so you guys know, i bribed the Telstra execs.
thats how you get good internet.
>>74454105
The emus are just as, if not more, native as the Australian humans living there.
They have a right to be there. They don't even get benefits and the same privileges as you.
Omg I hate Australia now such bigots
>>74454236
>sucking dick
>bribing
be honest with us anon
>>74453541
OI mate you are gonna loose again if you pick up arms and you know it!
NO ONE DEFEATS THE MIGHTY EMUS!
If you kill the emus, they win.
>>74454428
But this time we have a defence force, we can defend ourselves.
If you've never been within close proximity to a pack of wild emus. You have no idea the type of primal fear that they stir in you. They are fucking insane psychopathic dinosaurs. They also freak you the fuck out because of how bizarre looking they are and the way they run.
>>74454352
>Sucking Vodafone dick
>Taking their rates up the ass
Be honest with us Anon
>>74454575
Delete
>>74453541
So that's why they ordered those new submarines...
>>74454765
Land Submarines, they will take out the Emu's long before they get to our coasts.
Aussie riot squad has been dispatched.
The Avian state will soon control Australia.
Galah ackbar!
>>74453541
>>74454964
I knew it, those dammed Magpie's and their Collingwoodsachs bankers are behind the acceptance for emu's
>>74454964
Death to MAMMALS.
EMU UPRISING
SPECIES WAR NOW
>>74454964
>Soon
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/central-coast/magpie-terror-as-four-children-baby-viciously-attacked-at-east-gosford-playground/news-story/048b93d1ad180662e72395b1ecd5211e
>>74453541
How the fuck do you lose a war to a bird?
>>74454964
strewth m8
Die Aussie fag
>>74453541
Defend our arid and shitty land, defend your ugly sunburned shit skin ppl, you even eat your countrys pet, you eat kangaroos thats like eating dog. fucking uncivilized mongrel.
>Quick Lads, we must take up arms.
>>74454105
send them over to europe. we'll take them with pleasure.
>>74454428
If you kill your enemy, he wins.
Send the emu's over to Europe they'll form gangs and fights with our immigrant gangs.
We'd solve both Australia's and Europe's problems.
Nuke them
>>74453541
Emu meat pies aint half bad bro
>>74453541
How can Australian men even compete?
>>74453541
The War is inevitable.
Emus have higher birthrate than Australians.
If not the war, they will win economically.
You should liberate them and insert democracy.
>>74453723
>egyptian namefag
o boi.
>>74456683
I'm really upset that colonials didn't domesticate emus. We could have cool ass domesticated local wildlife but instead we have fucking cats and dogs.
Does emu taste good?
>>74457451
You can buy a huge goanna for a pet though.
>>74453541
I dont think you could handle the emus AND the carp. RIP in piss aussibros.
>>74457451
they cant be domesticated and treated as pets, too dangerous.
Shield formation!
>>74453541
Judging from that pic...
RIP Aussies. It was nice reading your shitposts.
>>74453541 (OP)
Good luck mate
