KEK HAS TAKEN THEM INTO THE SEA, AND FROM THE DEPTHS NOW ISSUE FORTH A BOUNTY OF NEW DUBS, TRIPS, AND QUADS.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/18/middleeast/egyptair-flight-disappears/index.html
LAST HEARD FROM ABOUT 6 HOURS AGO, 66 ABOARD.
Streams:
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
RELIGION
peace
>from paris to cairo
france is so far gone, their muslims are now bombing less radical muslims
>>74432643
shit i made another shitty habbebebening thread lets consolidate
>>74432804
PEACE
>>74432819
MUSLAMS DID IT!!!!
MUSLAMS
DID
IT
!!!!
>>74432643
So many planes going down in recent years... scary shit.
>>74432828
It was probably easier to smuggle a bomb on board that flight.
>>74432804
PEDOPHILES
>>74432969
Wait for the 777x, that will only take pilot error to crash.
>Greece hasto find the plane
IT'S NOT FAIR! THEY HAVE NO MONEY AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING GREECE FIND THIS PLANE. LET THE POOR GUY HAVE A BREAK:(
>>74432643
>Cairo
WE
>>74432643
Kek has given me the dubs through his blood sacrifice.
Praise KEK.
>>74432643
I don't thinks it's a bomb. They would blow it during starting procedure or somewhere over France. Why would you rain plain debris on a sea?
>>74433152
WUZ
>>74433074
Why would you use ctrl+f to find replies, just check your own post for quotelinks.
>>74433152
>>74433217
>they will actually bomb Constantinople
>>74433272
(you)
>>74433272
In threads with fast replies, such as stickied rolling threads it can be difficult to find replies.
>Muslims apparently now have the ability to get bombs onto airplanes in European airports
>they use this to blow up a small shitty plane full of a few muslim passengers rather than assplode the first 767 full of western tourists hey can get tickets for
>right after they manage to kill 230 Russians the same way
I don't get it
>>74433074
"Match Case"
NOTHING TO SEE HERE YOU FILTHY GOYS
>>74433467
That's wrong though.
I was going to stay up to find out what happened here, but I finally realized that to do that I will have to stay up until Monday morning at the earliest
>>74432804
TERRORISTS
>>74433478
lol if you believe there are muzzies out there that want to hurt westerners
the muslims that do terrorists attacks are 100% cia
>>74432755
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>>74433568
It just crashed into the water
whats the big deal
Let's be honest...
>>74433586
JUDAISM IS RELIGION OF PEACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sd88FTEzdw
>The real reason behind the missing plane
The real reason behind the missing plane
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The real reason behind the missing plane
>>74432643
They have been delivered to Kek, anyone who believes otherwise is a heretic and will be purged
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABU HAJAAR
So did Pepe poo poo the plane?
>>74433679
wtf is this
DISTRESS CALL WAS MADE
>>74433600
It would have sent an alert detailing said fall. It didn't.
WHERE IS HE??????
>>74433478
Maybe a rocket attack from the ground?
>>74433828
FUCK SOURCE
I LOOK LIKE SUCH A TURKEY
>Distress call was made
Go home everyone. Happening over
>>74433679
I want to smash her head against a rock after hearing her fucking annoying voice.
>>74433679
I'm confused, is her name related to the fact that she needs a pop filter on her mic?
>>74433919
Negative. A beacon went off.
Planes have beacon that activate when contact is made with water. Look at the time.
>>74433973
Why two hours?
>>74433919
K...Keep me Posted
DID ANYONE IMPORTANT DIE?
>>74434050
I have no idea.
Could be that the device was in a piece of wreckage and it didn't "hit" the water until later.
Could be that the signal was sent immediately but no one was in the vicinity to receive it.
Black boxes for example, send out a signal when disconnect and a different signal when they hit water. It will transmit for 30 days. But you need to be near by to pick it up. It's why there is always a rush to find them (among other reasons).
>>74434188
Yeah, your waifu. Condolences m8
>>74433973
Distress call and beacon were recieved, if I've got the info right that means it's likely it was a mechanical failiure
THEY DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Somebody find the review site for the pilot so we can leave some dank Baneposts again
>>74434268
memes
WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ON 8992, HELP ME OUT FRENCHIES.
PLEASE KEK LET IT BE MOSLEMS!
>>74434271
>if I've got the info right that means it's likely it was a mechanical failiure
Not necessarily. Plane explodes, black box survives, beacon activated.
>>74434188
>0 americans on the plane
>"important" people dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
skynews
>>74432643
I hope it was le religion of peace
>>74434268
>>74434369
So its fucking nothing.
Thanks m8s
>>74434354
Yes but there was a distress call in addition to the beacon, and authorities are now saying it was a crash.
>>74434443
Ground Control to Pilot Moham
Ground Control to Pilot Moham
Please avoid all pork and read the Holy Quran
Ground control to pilot Moham
Ground control to pilot Moham
Hijack 804 and kill all of the Jews
This is Allah to Pilot Moham
You’ve caused an escapade
And the papers want to know when you left the air
Do you have a virgin that you can spare?
This is Pilot Moham to Allah
I’m sorry for the chore
I caused a panic at the break of day
And yelled “Allahu Ackbar” in the midst of May
For here am I flying in a tin can
We’ll take over soon
The Mediterranean Sea is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
Though I’m up at 30,000 miles
We need more blood to spill
And my aircraft knows right where to go
I’m so jaded that this isn’t quite the thrill
Ground control to Pilot Moham
The sun is up it’s nearly dawn
Can you hear me Pilot Moham?
Can you hear me Pilot Moham?
Can you hear me Pilot Moham?
Can you hear me flying in my tin can
We’ll take over soon
The Mediterranean Sea is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
>>74432643
The Gyros shot them down.
>>74434482
>ere was a distress call in addition to the beacon
What? Source?
I read that the distress signal was from the emergency beacon.
>>74434369
How many more times are you going to make this post?
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
>>74434540
>>74434540
That's what I'm hearing on the news
>>74434540
They are reporting both a distress call and then a discovery of a beacon 2 hours after it went missing.
>>74434574
B-Better source than CNN?
>>74434590
When was the distress call?
>>74432643
>6 hours, 66 aboard
It is time
>>74434556
that was my first time posting that
Reporting goof: Beacon misreported as distress call
>>74434577
you're a fucking cuck.
>>74434936
What's your problem?
>>74434978
You, you douche-bag.
It was the Jews
>>74434936
>>74435043
>>74435112
Now you're just being a faggot.
>REDDIT CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY
https://youtu.be/VxFIsnjcZKc
>REDDIT CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY
https://youtu.be/VxFIsnjcZKc
>REDDIT CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY
https://youtu.be/VxFIsnjcZKc
>>74435379
inb4 forever in prison
>>74435379
You're gonna get extradited to the states for this.
>>74432643
It finally happened.
>>74435379
God I hate little faggots like this, I bet if I slapped this little shit he would start shaking and pissing himself like he has fucking Parkinson's syndrome, and now he thinks he's hot shit because he post's some edgy high schooler shit on youtube. Fuck him, I hope he goes down in a plane crash and does the world a favour.
>Inb4 u-u-u le mad bro XDD
>>74433624
LETS BE HONEST ABOUT HOE RACIST YOU ARE CIS MALE SCUM
Can you guys please stop blaming Islam for this? Muslims are peaceful.
What is this shit? This isn't a "happening". Are you guys retarded? A happening is something that changes the world forever. Not a Plane crashing, not a mass shooting, not an earthquake, There are suicide bombings in the middle east everyday that kill more than 66, yet you never consider those "happenings". A happening is something that changes our world forever.
>>74432643
Which sea is the Mediterranean Sea?
>>74435897
Well it's better than your "memes"I hope your mum drops you you 5 month old autistic child I hope you get diagnosed with cancer and fall into a coma after a few days your family gives up on you because they can't afford to pay to keep you alive! I hope that you die a slow death of getting cuckold by your gfs ex you beta faggot I hope to kingdom come that you get **CASTRATED** you fucking animals you have no brain cells you shit for brains anti-Semitic racist right-wing politician whos main goal in life is to ruin peoples days for pleasure you sadistic scum I hope you trip and chip a tooth I really appreciate your friendly comment now if you will excuse me I'm just wiping my ass with your family coat of arm's
Don't get your Fedora in a knot if you see me fucking your sister
you fucking sjw Tumblr gender fluid edy emo teen go fuck a dog did I say dog I meant your mum
Fuck you have a great day you glorious cunt
>>74435962
implication is Paris is exporting terrists via air now. used to be MENA was chief exporter of terrists. >world literally turned upside-down
LITERALLY HAPPENING
>>74435962
>A happening is something that changes the world forever. Not a Plane crashing, not a mass shooting, not an earthquake, There are suicide bombings in the middle east everyday that kill more than 66, yet you never consider those "happenings". A happening is something that changes our world forever.
>not considering that world wars one, two, and the cold war, were sparked by a single bullet from and assassin.
GTFO shill.
>all stations all stations this is ricochet
>IQ2VT7 standby
>IQ2VT7 standby [didn't hear this part]
>TQ24L2M??MQXZL?GY6LSTXRX
>I say again
>IQ2VT7TQ24L2M??MQXZL?GY6LSTXRX
>this is ricochet out
?=didn't hear it properly due to the echo.
As someone who flies every 2 or 3 months, this scares me shitless. I cannot imagine the horror of people knowing that they have suddenly minutes, if not seconds to live
>>74432643
>15 french
that moment when you realize 15 french patriots boarded this plane to reverse-role terrorized muslims
VIVE LA FRANCE
#NousSommesUnis
>>74435962
A crashed plane is more interesting than a suicide bombing in a 3rd world shithole
Guys made its just a blind spot on the radar?
praise kek
>MS
>Mediteranian Sea
>Missing
>Malaysia
>Mohammed Shokeir
>Microsoft
>Multiple Sclerosis
>Meme Sorcery
>>74433850
IS THAT A TOUCAN
>>74435962
I know right xDDDDDD
>>74436160
maybe a blind spot in your slit eyes you slanty cunt. pay attention. it's been missing for hours.
>>74436249
That pecker is getting on to Jew tier
>>74435962
it was more than just crashing, it blew up in the sky
>>74434535
yes pls
Greece saves the day
but tsipras probably wont allow it
fucking cuk
>>74435909
>Can you guys please stop blaming Islam for this? Muslims are peaceful.
A happening would be a meteor crashing towrds the earth. A happening is all of the Ice Caps melting, and half the world going under water. This isn't a happening.
wew more talking
>all stations all stations this is ricochet
>IQ7ZWQ standby
>IQ7ZWQ standby
>IQ7ZWQ standby
>IQ7ZWQI7MMOCPJGRYOP4MXZQ?23QOL
>IQ7ZWQI7MMOCPJGRYOP4MXZQ?23QOL
>this is ricochet out
>>74436319
>local man mistakes japanese neighbor for an emu
>>74433624
Aloha snackbar. Insallah
>>74432643
EGYPTAIR FLIGHT MS804 was hijacked by militant salafists intent on using it as an ASVBIED and got shot down by military jets over an unpopulated area in response
Egyptfags, what's going on in Cairo? Why is Kerry and Hollande visiting al-Sisi? What are they cooking?
>Richard Quest on the phone on CNN earlier
>>74436618
ONE OF US
>>74436486
LET KEK TAKE CONTROL OF THIS
>>74435379
can't wait till this edgy little shit goes to jail lel
>>74436412
A happening would be you getting a job, you NEET faggot. It's nighttime where you are - STFU and go to bed.
>mfw it's a right wing attack
We destroyed the plane because we thought it was turks violating our airspace again
sorry lads
>>74436857
PAY
>>74436857
kek
>>74436137
Lol same.
Fly safe pupper
>>74435379
>>74436618
Oh, dear...
This just in apparently
>>74436922
did you see the fireball ?
hope you made a wish
>>74436137
Same, fampai. I'm a frequent flier myself and a private pilot. Scares the shit out of me.
>>74436618
ironically, dick quest was on a dick quest.
>>74437090
The rope tied from his neck to his cock is a little odd. I wonder what the deal with that is.
>>74436805
Can't wait till your dad finds out that your gay
>>74437155
You should broaden your horizons senpai
>>74437206
I wonder if he was using it as some sort of weird fapping device. Like, as he nodding his head the rope was working his shaft...I have questions.
France is sending boats and planes to look. This males no sense, it should be right near surface, it's in a heavily trafficked area..
>bomb
>>74432643
Hijacked by jigs. Same old story. No comprehension of the concept of fuel. I'll bet a thousand sheckels they wanted to go to Germany or the USA and doglegged west untill fuel ran out.
>>74437012
source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGT7ZaF9Ye4 this is also supposed to be inside the plane.
>>74437012
The plane or a missile?
>>74437312
They probably just happen to have ships in the area.
>>74432643
He didn't fly so good.
>>74437344
Hope so. It will help Trump's numbers if it's a ROP bombing.
kek
>>74432643
>imply
THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN
KILL WHITEY
>>74432755
OF FROG
>>74437312
/!\RARE FLAG/!\
RIP to all 66 Frenchmen who died on their way to visit their Muslim relatives in Egypt
>>74437312
First off, isn't Gibraltar where that map on Overwatch is?
Second, all we heard is that there was a distress signal, do we know for certain it was a crash?
>>74433478
this desu senpai
is this real or another conspiracy?
is security less stringent from flying out of europe than within it?
>>74433478
Right? If they could get a boom boom on a plane at CDG, wouldn't it make more sense to blow up a British Airways 777 or a Lufthansa A380 or some such big ass western plane full of white people?
More French chatter on 8992
OCCURANCE
>>74437012
HERE IS SOURCE
http://viral-videos.today/2016/05/19/witnesses-say-saw-ball-fire-sky-egyptair/
>>74437695
No here is the source
https://youtu.be/VxFIsnjcZKc
>tfw 15 white French probably dead
>>74432643
Holey fuck the nigger spam on the msnbc link. Locked my shit up.
>
A statement from Egypt’s civil aviation ministry says it is too early to conclude that the missing plane has crashed.
>It is now seven hours since flight MS804 disappeared from the radar.
>>74437504
>First off, isn't Gibraltar where that map on Overwatch is?
>American education
>>74433557
This
There was clearly someone important on this plane, that's all there is to it
>>74437762
>white French
>going to egypt
what are the odds, really
>>74437818
Yay! No burgers!
>>74437762
>tfw 1 Canadian died
>>74437818
>2 "Iraqis"
Welp
>>74437869
To be honest, seeing as though they were headed to Egypt, I'm going to guess it was a """Canadian"""
>>74437818
RIP LEAF
MAY YOU SHITPOST UP IN HEAVEN NOW ;_;7
>>74437779
>education
>knowing random meaningless geography names
Just look at what education did to your country you cuck.
Religion of piss
Praise kek
>>74437818
Well at least 2 iraquis. They were the problem but at least they are toast too.
>greece has send 2 jets and a frigate to help search and has a heli on standby for rescue
>gerMONEY will be paying for the fuel no doubt
Why cant the UK be as based as Greece
>>74437869
Hope it was WEED MAN, you don't need that cuck running your government
RIP Turd-eau
>>74437818
66 on board, 15 (1+5) French.
666 for France.
>>74437843
Are you fucking retarted? Yep, French white tourist can easily go to Egpypt, Morocco etc ...
There are 80% of chance
>>74437910
It was the 2 Iraqis(ISIS posers) and the Canadian ISIS crazy?
>>74437818
Well of course the plane got hijacked, all the passengers are muslim.
>>74437818
My heart goes out to Chad's family
>>74437979
je pense que ce qu'il voulait dire, c'était qu'il était bizzare d'aller en égypte en ce moment meme pour faire du tourisme mais bon ils connaissent pas trop le contexte social en france les américains.
>>74437977
check these digits
>>74437977
thats not how maths works retard
>>74437972
If you land a plane, they win
>>74437869
>tfw no one cares
literally every news outlet i've been watching when going over the passenger nationalities skips canada and lumps it with assorted after individually mentioning the important nationalities.
>>74437972
Trudeau proved he has a strong pimp hand. Respect.
>>74437979
Well, he's not as retarded as the westerners who would travel to Egypt at a time like this.
My wife's son was on that plane.
> Military saying there was no distress signal
I don't think that is a good thing guys.
>>74438088
It isn't math. It is occult bullshit.
>>74437977
>15 (1+5) French.
No no, you didn't read it right: French CITIZENS, not "french". You know what that means, right?
>>74438134
How is that not your son?
>inb4 cuck
>>74432643
My favorite part is the British guy from CNN, kinda tall, wears glasses, talks like he's got irratable bowel syndrome
It's Aliens
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.goat.chat:+6697#happening An IRC channel to discuss this event live.
>>74438114
This. I hate to say it but he uncucked himself a little bit yesterday. Keep it up, Trudeau. Maybe he's coming home.
>>74438192
Whew these bantz!
LIST OF FRENCH VICTIMS
REYNAUD Zoe (France)
REYNAUD Natahan (France)
REYNAUD Michelle (France)
REYNAUD Laure (France)
REYNAUD Julia (France)
REYNAUD Franck (France)
REYNAUD Estelle (France)
REYNAUD Eric (France)
REYNAUD Bernard (France)
REYNAUD Alexis (France)
GINESTE Rodolphe (France)
GINESTE Mathis (France)
GINESTE Bertrand (France)
GINESTE Adrien (France)
GINESTE Véronique (France)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oops?
>>74438205
Richard Quest?
dude is the living embodiment of stress
RUSSIA DID IT
>>74437972
>Turd-eau
Pic related is his real name.
>>74438299
they were recruiters anyway
>Egyptian tourism
lel
>>74438205
Who this guy?>>74436618
>when the pilot hands you the aux cord
![kFuiSTC2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w2J3erP.jpg "kFuiSTC2[1].jpg")
>>74437818
>30 Egyptians
>15 French Citizens
>2 Iraqis
>1 Canadian
AND A BARTRIDGE IN A BEAR TREE :-DDDDDD
>>74438258
what did he do?
>>74438305
you do realize that the iron dome is a complete fraud, right?
>>74438299
so 15 people out of a max of maybe 250 . im not to speed on what model plane this was but passenger jets tend to have a decent number of people they can carry
nothing of value was lost
>>74438305
>>74438305
Completely plausible.
>>74438309
this guy!
>>74438335
>montrealmemes
heh
>>74438386
punched some politician or something.
>>74438323
Goddammit Japan
>>74438386
He kept his pimp hand strong with some feminist cunt in the Canadian parliament.
>>74438398
Obviously not...?
im telling you chaps its gonna hit The Mogamma
>>74437012
UPDATE
VIDEO PURPORTING TO BE EGYPTAIR BALL OF FIRE PROVEN TO BE TORNADO COLLIDING WITH ROTTING SEAWEED METHANE POCKET THROUGH THE REFLECTION OF VENUS
>>74438299
Reynad?
>>74438299
so... two entire white families.. gone.
>>74438380
good bost :DDDDD
>>74438299
>GINESTE
>REYNAUD
Looks like white surnames.
>>74438443
>>74436137
you know most of the time is pilot error, planes just dont fall of the sky unless you're from Malaysia
>>74438477
http://www.ibtimes.com/iron-dome-criticized-mit-missile-expert-1635636
>Physicist Theodore Postol, a professor of science technology and national security policy at MIT, said in an analysis Iron Dome has a success rate of less than 5 percent
he said later that he was being generous by saying less than 5%
>>74438380
Kaksoispiste :DDDDD
>missile
Who's there?
Which of those yank news networks are the least biased? I know bias can't be avoided in the media, but I really want something as neutral as possible while keeping me informed
>>74438323
top kek.
>>74438604
Oh, neat.
>>74438333
> JES AI DU. MAI NEIM IS BORIS. AIM FROM RUSSIA.
jokes aside. nice triples! probably true
>>74437949
French TV saying MS804 crashed near Greek island of Karpathos
>>74433217
KANGZ
>>74437363
>Hijack plane from Europe to go to Europe
Was getting caught part of their plan? What's the next step of their master plan?
>>74438443
JUST
>>74438299
Those sound like the names from a 2014 crash
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/25/air-algerie-plane-crash-10-members-same-family-victims
http://www.leparisien.fr/espace-premium/fait-du-jour/les-reynaud-decimes-sur-plusieurs-generations-26-07-2014-4028805.php
>>74438660
What kind of bias do you fucking expect in reports about a plane crash?
>>74438660
>Which of those yank news networks are the least biased?
they all are, down to the local news to the papers as well. It's all biased. Streams of happenings are ok, but when the pundits start talking about politics or other social matters turn it off, it's literal mind control
>>74432643
huh? is it happening guys?
>>74438323
nim bantz. best bantz
Praise Kek. Less mental egyptians in this world the better
>>74438660
Food for thought: Two high-profile plane crashes have been attributed to Russian missiles
There nothing in English media attributing a single crash to Nato missiles
Good luck sifting thru all the bullshit. Now is the best time to fly to Paris and Cairo because these kind of ops usually have a minimum three-month prep/lag time
>>74438305
>>74438604
>>74438442
Firstly shooting down an airliner is much easier than shooting down a tiny rocket. But either way, they said this was a very busy route for air traffic. Unlikely this is a shootdown
>>74438660
CNN is good for global news. Bad for politics though
>>74438729
>Karpathos
>Carpathian Mountains
>Dracula
>blood sucker
Jews confirmed
AFP Twitter reporting plane down in waters off Karpathos
That doesn't seem right though???
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/733201436717113344
Where do you guys think these planes are disappearing to? Are Jews gathering planes for some kind of mischief?
>>74432643
Why would you fly to this fucked up country anyway? It is ran by a bunch of dumbass faggots.
>>74438660
only watch PBS and BBC for news
RT was good too, but they started milking retards wtih the "le angry journalist having a rant" meme
>>74438851
Russian missiles or Russia? You dumbass. It was Ukraine who shot down that plane. You stupid motherfucker getting taken by these information warfare types.Good luck.
With Israel testing weapons in the area they must have issued a warning, with no compliance they were forced to shoot it down to protect the business conducted at sea. It can only be the reasonable answer until a terror group claims responsibility. Planes just do not burst into flames hours after flight without saftey warnings alerting crews. On top of that, it will be too early to claim it crashed.
>>74438917
>disappearing to
they've all crashed, including MH317
>>74438924
Because everyone on the plane was likely from egypt.
