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>plant nice bike in the ghetto
>bike is rigged to start smoking when they ride away
>niggers flip out

TOP KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_I4egIA8vo
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>>74431552
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>>74431552
These are always worth a good laugh.

It also reinforces you can't leave anything unlocked around niggers
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>>74431552
Why not rig it to explode?
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>>74431552
prank videos are fake, reddit.
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>>74433888
>Hood Rats
>Not stealing

Could be and seems real. I live in a semi OK neighborhood, but I know if I left a bike out someone would try to steal it.
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youtube pranks are fake.

i knew /pol/ was retarded but jesus fucking christ.
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>>74434185

You're the fucking retard. Why the fuck would something like this need to be faked? It's not hard to do at all. Makes no sense to risk faking something like this and being exposed as frauds when you can easily just do it for real.

Obviously some are fake but it's usually pretty obvious.
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>>74434398
all of twinztv pranks are fake. go eat shit leaf.
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>>74434185
Who cares faggot? It would have played out the exact same way if it wasn't faked.
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>the hood

what the fuck type of hood is that those buildings look majestic and well maintained.
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>>74434480

kek

Your radar for fake pranks is terrible.
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>>74434104
prank videos on youtube are fake. why even bother?
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>>74431552
>1:12
That voice. My sides are in fucking orbit.
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>>74434569
first day on youtube? fucking seriously you are retarded.
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>>74434480

There's no incentive whatsoever to fake this. If someone fakes something they do it for an extreme, over-the-top reaction that'll make it go viral. This can easily be fucking done without faking anything.

You're a goddamn idiot.
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>>74434185
I had 3 different bikes stolen as a kid and new plenty of other kids that had at least one stolen.

Niggers steal.
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>>74433888

Stealing bikes is like a second instinct to the negro
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>>74434690
>If someone fakes something they do it for an extreme, over-the-top reaction that'll make it go viral
oh really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXcvr0IEAU
look at this prank, pretty innocent isn't it? well guess what, it's fucking fake. all of these shits are fake. go kill yourself.
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>>74434690
Why would the thugs run away if it is smoking?
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>>74433884
>have to buy a new bike every time
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>>74434776

I truly feel sorry for you.

100.00% of YouTube pranks are fake, right?

kek @ thinking these guys paid some niggers to steal a bike when you can just put it there and watch them steal it for free

>finfaggots
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>>74433888

Most of them are fake, but this one seems pretty legit since 100% of the thieves are niggers.

The only part that might be fake is the white guy with the hood and the red suitcase running by and shrieking like a girl.
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>>74434915
Also illegal. It's bullshit but you can't even put traps in your own home because it's indiscriminate
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>>74434776
you obviously haven't been around niggers. They literally "live in the now". When they see a bike they steal it. When they see anything not tied down they steal it. Stealing is as natural to them as breathing.
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>>74434915
>>74433884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlBT1d_GWo
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Why does this thread have so many niggers trying to deny that they steal bikes?
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>>74434398
they are fake for a few reasons:
1. you need to give permission to appear in footage someone is going to sell or make money from or license (as is the case here)
2. without signing a waiver form, these thieves (real people answering to CL ads for a 'skit') could sue if they injure themselves during the attempting robbery of the bike
3. Numerous videos have exposed this in the past, they often use the same guys, in one clip one thief changes his clothes (keeps same shoes) and goes around again.

Why do this? click-bait, racist attitudes towards poor black people, low effort required.


By watching and promoting this type of shit, you create a welcoming atmosphere for more fake content, you lower the bar for 'reality' or 'shock' tv, you dumb down viewers to the point of nausea.

I can understand if you have a film degree or a marketing degree or some art history shit, you have no jobs out there or way to make a living, so you think polluting the oversaturated marketplace that is youtubeadvertising dot com is somehow eeking out a bareable existence for yourself.

Please let me be clear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlkxrNlp10

you're on the list.
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>>74434776

The burden of proof is on you, you little faggot.

Go ahead and prove to me how and why it's fake without flinging spaghetti around and whining like a little bitch:

> EVREEY YOTUBE PRANKZ IS FAEK U RETARDZ
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>>74434931
twinztv pranks are fake. i'm sorry you are new to youtube or internet in general and have to defend this just because it has some niggers stealing shit in it.
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>>74434840
>Why would the thugs run away if it is smoking?

Because niggers are retarded and they probably think the bike's engine is going to explode.

Because they're literally too stupid to understand that bikes don't have engines.
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>>74431552
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>>74435088
why the fuck do you make multiple replies to every single one of my posts you fucking spastic? think before posting.
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>>74435065
>1. you need to give permission to appear in footage someone is going to sell or make money from or license (as is the case here)

Doesn't mean this video is fake.


2. without signing a waiver form, these thieves (real people answering to CL ads for a 'skit') could sue if they injure themselves during the attempting robbery of the bike

Doesn't mean this video is fake.


3. Numerous videos have exposed this in the past, they often use the same guys, in one clip one thief changes his clothes (keeps same shoes) and goes around again.

Doesn't mean this video is fake.
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Why not rig it to catch fire instead of smoke?
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>>74435056
Isn't there a page on Reddit with niggers talking about shoplifting? Someone dumped screenshots awhile back of the subreddit I think. Stealing might literally be part of their culture
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>>74435065

Criminals rarely have their faces blurred in videos where they get caught in the act.

Try again.
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>>74435053
DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN haha
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what is it with niggers and bikes
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>>74435122
>cop looses shoe
>loose my shit
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>>74435065

These guys pretend to act as cops, plant guns and "arrest" people in other videos - which is also illegal.

That is DEFINITELY not approved beforehand by the police department so they're clearly breaking the law in those as well. They don't fucking care. Neither do they care about some nigger thief's face being shown or getting hurt.
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>>74435065
Also to continue, as someone who has lived in California, the fakest thing about a lot of these videos is how they describe them as from the 'hood' or 'ghetto'.

When you see white people carrying luggage around on the street it's not a real black ghetto. Just a low income area with your usual mexican, nigger and white trash.

Aside from that it is astounding that anyone on /pol/ could seriously doubt the ability to leave an unchained bike in an area with black people and not have it legitimately stolen.
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>>74435065
>1. you need to give permission to appear in footage someone is going to sell or make money from or license (as is the case here)

Nope. Not if it's in public, mate.

America is the land of freedom, not like your shit hole abbo farm prison island.
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>>74435435
>>74435065

>likeness laws
>posting dumb niggers to the internet
>posting dumb niggers
>internet
>laws

yeaaaahh
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>>74435518
It's the same in Australia you can film in public all you want.

Unless he thinks TV stations chase down members of the public walking behind their camera to get them to sign waivers because they make money off the video.

http://www.artslaw.com.au/images/uploads/Filming_in_public_places_07.01.2016.pdf
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>>74435439

Now you're just being picky about the definition of "ghetto" or "hood". That has nothing to do with an indicator of it being fake or not. Just stop.

I've yet to see valid proof as to how this video is fake. Just a bunch of illogical and factually wrong statements being put forth so far.

Tons of pranks are fake, but I don't see it with these guys at all. They're nutty as hell in a bunch of other videos (shitting on each other, pepper spray to the eyes, etc..) Go ahead and tell me all about how they buy fake shit, or fake pepper spray that legitimately fucks up their eyes.
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>>74435435
It's also not relevant to this board. I get that you're trying to find yourself and going through a 15yr old edgy phase, but honestly mate, this isn't even jackass tier funny. It's boring, staged videos, purely to farm your time for ad revenue. Watching this type of shit is basically admitting you are nothing more than a viewbot for uncreative, untalented losers.

I do get why you think it's okay to post this here. You've really got nothing to live for, so maybe if you get a thread on 4chan with more than 100 replies it makes your week a little more bearable.
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>>74435160
i think you might actually be mentally retarded
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>>74431552
>pranksters
>based
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>>74435122
>Tour de Troit

Cracks me up every time.
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>>74435796
>A commonly used definition of a ghetto is communities distinguished by a homogeneous race or ethnicity; usually determined by census tracts.

You can spot mexicans and whites in these videos.

Go fuck a moose you retarded maplenigger
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>>74435053
Thank you leaf
The nigger at 2:44 made me Kek irl
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>>74435759
If you're going to feature a person prominently and want to protect yourself from a lawsuit you have them sign a waiver. You own your likeness and there are laws to protect you against defamation.
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>>74435160
He is a shill. The content owner obviously paid a marketing firm to promote his channel on social media. For some reason they always use canadians, probably because they sit on their ass collecting welfare and are willing to work for cheap.

BTW these prank vids are incredibly fake, it's fucking california you need to get permits to film, also if those were real nigs they would be ligitating the creators into the stone age.
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>>74435993
you're the fucking shill m8.
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Lol dis shiet fake as fuk black people don't steal nuffin
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>>74435065

Based Aussie.

Absolutely and irrefutably blown the fuck out.
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>>74434772
>Program created to jail us

No, it's called "stealing is a crime" nigger.
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>>74434776
give the fin a break he's never seen a nigger
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>>74431552
reminds me that bait car show, you only had like 1 questionable Hispanic/white guy every 3 episodes.
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>>74435961
Yeah a crackhead nigger is watching bait bike prank videos on youtube and is going to lawyer up and sue...


You don't need a waiver and truth is an absolute defense to defamation in America unlike Australia. Their right to free speech and lack of right to privacy in public means that what people can film you doing and publish it to the public is very broad. Just look at women's mags and paparazzi. You think those celebrities haven't tried to sue them? They nearly always lose for a reason. Because in public they can film anything you do and publish it without comment, and there is nothing defamatory about that.

Just because it's good practice to sign a release does not mean it is required. Just because the makers of the video are taking a risk that some nigger might sue them does not mean it is required. Neither of these things mean the videos are fake either.
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>>74435065
these guys have been arrested for these pranks
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>>74434185

Fuck you anon. This is worse than finding out Santa Claus isn't real. These videos were funny when I was still bluepilled on it.
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>>74436132
Point 1 is completely false. You don't need permission. Even if you did, it doesn't mean the videos are fake, it means the people making them would be breaking the (non existant) law.

Point 2 is agreeing with me, but does not at all mean the videos are fake. It means the makers are taking a risk.

Point 3 is unsubstantiated and does not apply to this video.
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>>74435065
God, why are abbos allowed internet access?
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>>74434776

FUCK YOU FINLAND GREG BENSON IS FAKE TOO?!?! REEEEEEEEEE
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>>74435065
As if niggers would know anything at all about the law or how to read enough to find the damn video in the first place
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>>74434185
>Finland
Yeah you've never been around americanized africanized niggers in the hood
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>>74431552

TwinzTV is gay as shit, but their nig vids are hilarious.
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> all the theifs are black

Das razzzisss mane.
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>>74435048
Really? That sucks
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Also post more videos of people fucking with dindus
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>They didn't use stink bombs
Disappointed, to say the least
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>>74435833
Why are you this butthurt over a video about blacks mate? We've only got sudanese, why are you getting your panties in a twist

Let me guess, Melbournite?
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Lived in an good white neighbourhood. Hadnt used my bike in years, Dad decided I could keep it in my bedroom rather than the garage. Put it in the alleyway behind the house, not really visible.

Gone with in 24 hours. Job done.
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>>74435053
Much, much better than the one in the OP.
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>>74434915
Under-fucking-rated
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>>74435053
Should have literally blew it up, like blown a chunk of their asses off. That'll teach them to take bikes.
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>>74431552

I prefer the ones with the bikes tied down so the niggers get nutchecked
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Who the hell watches this?
They are so blatantly acting, i'm embarressed on their behalf
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>>74434185

>blacks dont steal bikes in real life guys come on

lol
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>Niggers literally every time

Ahaha oh wow
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>>74440542
nobody said that, are you retarded son.
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Why are nigs so obsessed with bikes? Is it because they're fascinated by wheels?
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>>74440653
>He's actually still here
Could you at least form a better argument?
People seem to be misunderstanding your idiotic statement.
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>>74433884
>Why not rig it to explode?
This one caught on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVeeOM2fzBE
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>>74440723
there is no argument. the prank is fake that's it, not my problem ideologues think that somehow means i think negros don't do crimes. fucking pathetic.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
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>>74440856

Even if they're acting the message it sends that all blacks are petty thieves is a red pill unto itself.
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>>74435053
Absolutely based
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>>74440856
So what makes you think it's fake?
Is it simply because some have been fake, they are all now fake?
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>>74440279
>implying you can teach niggers
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>>74441012
all people are not insane collectivists so seeing black people do crime don't send them the message that all niggers do crime.
>>74441047
everything twinztv does is fake.
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>>74440181

Same guys though, they apparently just try and think of new ways to fuck with bike stealing niggers on that channel, pretty golden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tufnWwV2J5I
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>>74441196

>seeing black people do crime don't send them the message that all niggers do crime.

lol. are you trying to convince me or yourself?

Entirely real facts you can't leave a bike unmonitored for 5 minutes in a black neighborhood or it will go missing. This is entirely true and factual and you have no fucking idea what its like living around black people to say otherwise. Yes, they are ALL collectively predisposed to crime and glorifying it.
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>>74441196
Don't you see the conflict of interest in the fact that you live in Finland and your arguing for it being fake and #notallblacks?
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>>74431552
Why are they only using footage of when blacks do it?
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>>74441282
a white person stole something from me once. must mean all whites are thieves huh.

a man no less. so all men are thieves too.
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>>74435053
>>74435352
>>74435931
>>74440181
>>74440279
>>74441180
>>74441034

>believing a prank channel video isn't staged

I thought you people were smarter than this
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>>74431552
I liked it more when police arrest them
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They are quite funny.

My favorite one was where they just tie the bike to a piece of rope. It was simple, but it was funny watching people fly over the handlebars.
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>>74435053
At first I was like "Did any white people steal this bike?" Then I realized that the fact that I had to wait so long for a white person to steal this bike just meant that they were the exception that proved the rule.
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>>74441516

No it doesnt mean that. If you live in a white neighborhood you can sleep safely knowing that if you left your shit out it wont get stolen.

Unless they're on meth. It takes being strung out and addicted on Meth for white people to act like niggers and start stealing everything they see.

I'm not even white so I have no bias here, I'm hispanic, and where I grew up there was a meth epidemic among the whites there. They'd steal all sorts of shit out of our yard, but I knew it was moreso due to a behavior altering substance rather than it being part of their collective culture and nature since only methheads are like that.

Living around blacks, doesn't matter whether they're high, sober, man, woman, young or old that nigger will steal from you.
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>>74435242
They pretty much lose their rights though.

I don't think anyone is making money off those though.
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>>74441683
Link?
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>It's always a nigger
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>>74435002
That seems believable to me. Maybe he thought it was going to explode and he was either being a bitch about it or being funny
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>>74441218
"Pretty golden".
This whole thread is a sad testimony to the incredible speed with which /pol/ is dumbing down.
This video is so fake it looks like it was actually scripted by some hack who writes for shiity non-prime-time sitcoms ("o gaaawwwd, so the ROPE BREAKS and he loses his biiiiiiiike o the iiiiiiirony o my siiiiiiides!")
I get it that a certain kind of /pol/ browser - unfortunately the kind that, in the summer months, forms the majority - will cream its jeans over anything that suggests that niggers are criminal and/or stupid.
About that all I have to say is what other posters have already said (including the based Australian; a heartening exception to the dire idiocy that his country brings, as a rule, to this board):
(i) Saying that these videos are fake does not imply that I'm not aware that niggers steal stuff
but
(ii) If you came to /pol/ to tell people THAT or to be told it, then you definitely came to the wrong place. That's like immatriculating on a university course in geometry to find out whether things that are equal to the same thing are equal to one another or not.
The saddest thing of all about this thread for sad, infantile morons, though, is that nobody seems to care or even notice that the sniggering surfer-dudes who are making bucks off this fake shit are, for all essential cultural-political intents and purposes, niggers themselves: the same beanies on backwards; the same feckless, shiftless lifestyle involving hanging out endlessly with your 'bro's chortling and giggling about insignificant shit; the same sleeves- and torsoes-full of degenerate tats unthinkingly imitated from the serious-jail-time niggers they affect to despise.
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>>74431552
hahaha fucking niggers

Now I know what kind of anti-theft device I should put on my bike.
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>>74441569
you thought wrong nigger
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>>74442724
nègre detected, I could do the same pranks where I live and get the same results
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Grow up in a southern town.

Ride my bike to school, don't lock it, no one steals it.

Ride my bike to the ymca, don't lock it, no one steals it.

Ride my bike to the grocery store, don't lock it, no one steals it.

The town was about ten percent black but they knew their place and what would happen to them if they got caught stealing from whites.
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>>74435122
>Tour de Troit
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>>74431552
>mfw all the perps are black
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>>74435048
The tech actually is here for you to put a biometric turret in your house that you can program who not to shoot with
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>>74443159

This. Nobody seriously believes that if you leave a bike unattended around a nigger that he wouldn't steal it.
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>>74435048
>traps in your own home
>indiscriminate
wat. It's very discriminate. Against criminal intruders.
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>>74435053

Why does it have a wire behind it and how do the niggers not notice it
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>>74435056
because they dindu nuffin, they wuz tricked into stealing other people's property
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>>74435048
Because traps would ruin the purpose of emergency response teams. Hope I don't die to the booby trap when I go to rescue fat boy from a heart attack.
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/pol/ retardation never ceases to amaze
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>>74431552
DEM RACIS FUCKS WE CAN'T EVEN STEAL NO BIKE NO MO
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>>74435053
the last one doesn't seem staged , still funny
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>>74431552
>people in comments defending the blacks that stole a fucking bike
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>>74434772

FUUUUUUCKKKK

So some fucking nigger has to go around stealing people's bikes, innocent bikes, bikes people need and use and love, and then this fucking nigger has the gall to act like it's a social injustice he be brought to justice for his crimes. How about STOP STEALING BIKES you fucking nogs.

My bike is like a child to me. Carry around a heavy ass Ulock instead of an easy, light gift ribbon to protect baby. Some nigger touches her I'd call Ben Garrison up for some dual action cleansing.

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK BIKE-THIEVING NIGGERS.
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lmao@all the plebs ITT who believe prank videos are real

i have bad news about santa claus too
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>>74435053
>>74440739
>>74441218
Fake as fuck. These guys have all likely been given $20 to take the bike, as by the fact that after the 'prank' happens they just stand around looking shocked. In reality a nigger is going to RUN LIKE HELL the moment he comes off the bike, especially with a frat boy running up saying "hey that's my bike!"

Niggers might be stupid, but they don't like going to jail.
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>>74449020
That damage control though.
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>>74431552
Black people stealing bikes in front of a camera crew?
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>>74448791

Blacks steal everything not tied down whether it was or wasn't real. Anything that brings public awareness to this fact is a good thing.
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>>74448614
>buy a bike when staying in Japan
>doesn't lock it down because it's fucking Japan
>gets stolen anyway

Shit broke my heart.
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>used to live in American college town. Ghetto as fuck because cheap housing, niggers and gangs everywhere.
>first roomate is a nigger that answered the housing ad
>we go out to a bar one night. In the road back there's a bike sitting in the sidewalk, dude says "free bike!" jumps on it and starts to ride along
>I give him a look of disgust and say "are you fucking serious?" then he gets all asshurt and goes "i-i-i-it was just a prank bro" and drops the bike like 100 meters from where he grabbed it.

>end up getting a new roommate
>rich as fuck white kid. He has some expensive as fuck bike with shimano shit
>tell him not to leave it outside
>"nah man I have a U lock so it's safe!"
>the next day it's gone. The neighbourhood niggers had bent the fucking pole it was attached to in order to pull it off.

>come into /pol/ and see Europeans who have never met a groid in their lives act aghast and claim it's fake because there's no way niggers would steal so brazenly
lel
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>>74449891
You should have checked nearby bars and izakaya. A lot of times drunken businessmen jump on bikes between bar hopping and forget to put them where they found them. Its happened to friends of mine multiple times.
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Why did they censor that first nig's face but not the others
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>>74431552
Twins is a pretty based YouTube channel! They show the real niggers in almost all of your videos!
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>>74450516
I doubt it. I parked it in a quiet street full of houses, no bars nearby.
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>>74434772
HAHAHAHAHA niggers are niggers are niggers!
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>>74450792
Of course it might have been stolen but it also might have been towed. Neighbourhoods and Apartment complexes around here often require you get a sticker on your bike to prove you live in that area and if the landlord sees an "illegal bike" he'll call the city and they'll lock it up at a compound where you have to pay like 2000 yen to get it back.
I had thought my bike had been stolen but later found it impounded because of the fucking sticker rule.
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>>74450967
Shit, might actually be it. How was I supposed to know if it had been towed though?
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>>74451129
You have to go ask the local police box of your bike was towed and then they ask you it's regristration number.
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>that damage control in this thread trying to say these are fake
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>>74434772
I know it's not a yryl but I lost.
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>>74451449
Well maybe next time. I just assumed it got stolen and moved on.
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>>74431552
>all those niggers, one couldn't even sit on it

my fucking sides!
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>>74434772
can't be real. I refuse to believe
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>>74434772
Why did God make blacks? I don't understand. Are they just a sign of what we're not supposed to be?
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>>74449891
>a muslim weeb

fucking surrender monkey
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>>74434840

Groids are ambush predators, as soon as their target fights back or behaves unexpectedly they freak out and run away.

Also a smoke cloud attracts attention to them dindu nuffin'ing
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>>74449020

Why couldn't they find any white guys to play a bike thief?
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>>74431552
>Twinz TV
>Based
Retard alert
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I would love to try this only with a shotgun shell-mine in the seat instead of a flare
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>>74451903
there was one homeless white guy that tried to steal it
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>>74440034
>implying you could make a nigger stink any worse
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>>74451845
>he still thinks nigger is a meme

Hello newfriend. You have much to learn here.
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>>74451845
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>>74451868
It's a geninely beautiful country.
I got to walk on active volcanoes in Kyushu.
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>>74435065
A lot of pranks are fake but not Ruben on epicfivetv who mostly just socially interacts with randoms in Vegas.
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>>74452286
Don't tell Brown people about how nice Japan is, we don't want any of them here.
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>>74435961
>yes offis-uh I wuz steelin dis bike n deez whyte boiz wuz filmin' me
>"So you were filmed in the process of committing a crime and want us to do something about it?"
>police runs their name "Leroy De'genuis Jackson": Felony warrant for armed robbery
>SHEEEEEIT
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>>74452669
You'd be surprised how little they care about Japan.
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>>74451841
surely this can't be real. I refuse to believe anyone could be THIS retarded.
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>>74435053
Jesus christ, I was on the edge with the first one. Gotta be really stupid to steal something with that shit strapped to it, but possible.

This one with a fucking cable running behind it? There is 0 fucking way anyone is going to steal that.
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>>74451851

H.P. Lovecraft asked himself the same question.

On the Creation of Niggers:
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
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>>74449891

>don't lock bike
>it gets stolen

REALLY? No shit.

>hurr japanese muh honor no crime

There's plenty of crime in Japan...bancho mofo.
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>>74453503
Holy shit, that was a burn of the highest level.
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>>74453545
I used to bike everywhere for 10 years until I got my first car at 19. Never locked it. Never got stolen.

Sure, that was 12 years ago and in Austria, but still. You've got a fucking problem if you think it's normal behaviour to take anything the owner hasn't locked down enough.
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>>74450446
>The neighbourhood niggers had bent the fucking pole it was attached

Yep. Other things to look for: check the bike post to see if it's securely in the ground or has been cut or loosened in any way. Make sure the ulock is tight so they can't get a prybar in there. Lock the front wheel AND the frame to the post, and if in a high nigger area, carry at least a gift ribbon to lock the back wheel, too. They can also steal the bike seat, so buy a bike that needs a special tool to remove the seat and isn't just a flip latch. If you're really serious carry the bike seat with you (some actually do this.) If you're hyper serial, just carry the entire bike with you at all times. If locking it up in a high crime area, try to keep it in your sight at all times. I had to do this while on vacation...went to a restaurant that my sjw libfuck host declined to tell me was in a literal ghetto. I took the window seat to watch my baby like a hawk, especially because the ONLY bike post was pretty loose at the bottom like someone tampered with it. I was ready to dart out that door and whoop some nog ass if one even touched my baby.

>>74450967

Hoo. Damn that's some crazy laws. A bike, mang? What if you're visiting a friend or something, damn.
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>>74453545
I was in a quiet neighborhood though, not Detroit.
Also it feels much safer walking at night there than in, say, Paris.
Except that one time when my gf looked at a guy in a black suit guarding some club and he looked back at her. She thought he was going to track her down and kill her or cut her fingers.
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>>74450446
>shimano
Are you saying that's expensive? Every single bike I've ever seen has shamno de-railers or however they are spelt.
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>>74453804
>if you think it's normal behaviour to take anything

I've never stolen anything in my life, but there's drug addicts and other trash everywhere. Or even just kids being kids. Never leave yourself defenseless because you're lazy for a moment.

I was on vacation in a restaurant in tennessee and some guy pulled up and didn't lock his bike. I just stared in wonder. Then again there were all of two niggers in a 100 mile radius.
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>>74452669
Shitskins don't care about Japan because there is no free money for them to gain. France and Sweden are much better places for them.
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>>74431552

>fishing wiht the boys in the hood, nigbait nigs nog on the hook
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>>74454315
Where I grew up, nobody locked their bikes up. Nobody locked their homes or their trucks either though. And truck keys were just left in the truck at all times.

When I moved into the city, I learnt to start locking things right quick though.
First week, I had a guy walk into my place, and when I said hello he just fucking ran. Next week, guy asked to borrow my phone for a second to make a call, I let him and he tried to run away. It was fucking insane.
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>>74431552
Damn, look at all those WHITE AMERICAN PEOPLE, taking the bike for a spin.
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>>74431552
twinz tv tat
based!
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>not putting a metal rod in the tube under the seat with an explosive charge underneath
>not earning reknown as Chad the impaler
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>>74434772

>Created to jail us
>Admitting black people are predisposed to steal bikes
>Admitting the vast majority of bike thefts are by blacks
>Implying they're incapable of resisting stealing a bike
>Insinuating niggers should get even more handouts and helping-hands programs
>Instead of just staying in school and not fucking stealing shit
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>>74455419
It's like dreadlocks or maafe.
Stop being culturally insensitive.
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>>74455419
>Created to jail us

They act like it was some great invention of a plan, orchestrated masterfully to exploit them.

It's literally any bike. Outside.

BIKES BE RACIST YO!
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>>74454968
You don't have to rub it in man.
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>>74431552
So it's not just a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
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Why so many black people? I thought America was 90% white like in the movies
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>>74456434

Filming a nigger stealing a bike is as easy as filming a squirrel eating a peanut. They only make up about 13% of our population, but they're the biggest perpetrators of almost every crime by a wide margin.
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>>74431552
FUCK THIS RACIST SHIT

I'M COMING FOR YO TRUMP

IT'S FILTHY NIGGER!!!!!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhtqDiqWpy0

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhtqDiqWpy0

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhtqDiqWpy0
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>>74457486
IT'S FILTHY NIGGER!!!!!
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>>74434772
>niggers admit they are all ghetto trash
This is like catching rats in a trap or coons with shiny objects and nails.
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>>74440678
Interesting theory. Did Africans invent the wheel prior to colonization?
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>>74453545
Nah I saw literally thousands of bikes without even a chain lock on them. Their fucking subway bathrooms are cleaner than restaurants in the US, I love how the language barrier keeps out so much human garbage.
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>>74431552
can't we just dump all the niggers in the middle of the atlantic already?
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Well the comment section got funny really fast.
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>>74453503
Pulitzer when?
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>>74457652
They stole the wheel soon after being colonized.
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>>74431552
The bikes were actually coated with holy water
The black fled because their skin was melting
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>>74457652

No nigger society has ever invented the wheel on their own. Or much of anything without the help of other races, really.
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>>74434185
Obviously, filming actual black people stealing a bike would be racist.
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>>74433884
>going to prison to make niggers look foolish
wew lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bN76TvJspY
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>>74435833
Enlighten me, what channels are you subscribed to on youtube, if any?
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