You guys are completely obsessed with our our pop culture from movies, television, music, video games, to youtube stars. All your potential celebrities come to america to hop on our dicks for free ride and better chance at life.
Why do you guys pretend you care about the middle east? Suddam Hussein was a faggot dictator and pedophile and Iraq was fucked anyway. You guys are retarded if you think somehow things would have been different if we didn't invade. Nobody cares if the reason wasn't true our special forces and CIA have covered up shit way worse than that for the greater good against jihadist.
>Insert your boring fat american pictures because you guys can't face the reality.
>>74377199
God bless, anon.
>this triggers the yuropoor
Who wouldn't be obsessed with the worlds empire? The American hegemony ensures American culture permeates all others like a lubed up dick
>>74377199
Why is the white American man so obsessed with watching white women take black cock? How about you explain that?
>>74377199
Checked, Canadians aren't, we actually just go to the states for cheap gas, though our dollar sucks right now. But Canadians aren't impressed by you americucks.
>>74377463
>implying
Then why does 75% of your entire population live within 100 miles from our borders?
>>74377428
Wouldn't Know So Since I'm black. Doesn't change the fact that you guys stay on our dicks.
>>74377199
>youtube stars
wew, america, I can to some extent agree with the rest, but why add this?
>>74377602
Coincidence does not mean causation. We are major trading partners firstly, and these cities were built centuries ago, hard to relocate them.
>>74377428
Because it's forbidden fruit and I will fight the race war with a rock hard cock
>>74378095
You're cool Estonia. I think you're one of the only Europeans I've seen here who actually enjoy their own culture first, and consume American made stuff as an afterthought. And even then you're appreciative of it. If the US gets overrun by mudslimes (which could be soon), you'd be one of the first Euro countries I'd try to live in.
>>74378130
Blah Blah Blah . All I heard "We Need America"
>>74377199
>American capitalists sell their way of life across the globe, destroying all culture that stood before it
>wonder why now that the world is one giant country everyone lives by the values set by the capital (USA)
Make a guess.
Anyone remotely interested in real culture and not bubblegum pop and Fast and Furious knows that 'Murica is the plagiarism of cultures from across the world.
Your music, filmography, paintings are all influenced by other cultures. You're just loudmouth cunts that export it more.
And before you say, no. Slapping meat between two slices of bread is not cuisine.
>>74377199
capitalism > socialism
gyrofags can't understand this concept.
America wins yet again
>>74378623
>Nepal
chink or slime pick one you stupid mountain mole dwelling fuck
>>74378416
t-thank you, america. I'll say that we consume american (but also brit and scandinavian and some german) culture as far as movies and tv-shows go, though the music (depending on the genre) and stuff is leaning more to our own side.
Also, I don't know if we'll quite survive the current cuckening of the European people, but we won't go down fighting. I hope you don't either.
>>74378417
>"American capitalists sell their way of life across the globe, destroying all culture that stood before it"
Lol. Stopped reading when your faggot as actually though capitalist was an insult. The cognitive dissonance of living in a capitalist society must really bruise your buttcheeks.
*Insert rationalization of " I have to function and survive in society so I can't just leave it"
>>74378095
Estonia is based
>>74378930
Sigh.... Looks like time to break out the pasta...
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
And BTW, do your fellow burgers endorse this kind of retardation? Might explain why y'all are voting for Trump.
>americans defending their shitty mudblood """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
inb4 maple syrup
inb4 furpuck
inb4 queen elizabeth
inb4 leaf
>>74379022
Massive exploitation of limited resources for personal profit is idiocy.
Communism dooms countries, capitalism will doom this entire planet.
>>74378623
>Implying Nepal has any culture . top kek
>>74379198
Get high, sell gold Trudeau.
>>74379158
They are voting for Trump because they don't want to be obliterated by subhumans. I'm jealous to be honest.
At this point in time, the fact that Trump is succeeding means the average American is far smarter than they get credit for.
Half of them have seen the game the kikes are playing, and are fighting back.
>>74379022
People lived just fine before industry and this globalisation crap, eternal anglo just HAD to ruin everything.
>>74379309
Thankas, spiritual music, raagas, architecture, temples. Hell! Buddha was born here.
Real culture doesn't develop in 300 years, faggot. America's still too young.
>>74377199
Why are Americans so obsessed with Canada?
>>74379158
the gook is wrong again.
time to pray to Buddha isn't it?
>>74377199
>movies,
shit jew propaganda
>television,
shit jew propaganda
>music,
shit jew propaganda
>video games
shit jew propaganda
I have a hard time identifying American, aka White, in America anymore.
>>74378525
>American capitalists sell their way of life across the globe, destroying all culture that stood before it
>Your music, filmography, paintings are all influenced by other cultures. You're just loudmouth cunts that export it more.
Implying that your countries are just dumb zombies that btfo to America . top kek
>>74377199
No one likes us or cares about us. give it a rest.
>>74379642
>Skinny as fuck!
>Weakling manlet
>Using an iPhone
This is a real man's hand.
Your pop culture is everywhere. It's kind of impossible to get away from. Not complaining, I love 'Merican shit.
Now, why do so many Americans claim to be from our tiny country? Again, not complaining. It's adorable.
>>74379868
>skinny
hhaha have fun with diabetes
>real man
big hands+chink = small penis
sorry pal
sweet braclet too, make that when you were making my clothes to?
>>74379799
>Implying that your countries are just dumb zombies that btfo to Murica. top kek
What did he mean by this, /pol/?
>>74379642
go pick my tomatos, juan, you lazy beaner
>>74379757
This goyim is the only yank on this entire website that actually gets it. Be like him, /pol/.
>>74377199
the world is basically america why the fuck don't we just start the NWO
>>74377199
Easy. 50 years of your television and movies being shoved down everyone's throats has led to people being very conscious of you as a country, often more so than their own country
>>74380074
>Diabetes
Look at the muscle definition, faggot. I have more muscle in my hands than you do in your entire body
>Sweatshop meme
Actually no. You'll notice that's a Logitech G15. And my 980Ti SLI rig costs more money than you'll see in your lifetime.
>>74380534
fuck off chav cunt, nobody cares about your shitty nigger country, go be relevant in 1800
Jealousy.
>>74380573
>Filename related
>>74379868
Working awfully hard to pop those veins out, friend. That or you have some serious arthritis making your fingers bow.
Next time you try to show off your "super manly" hands maybe you should lay them flat beside something instead of hovering 6 inches above your keyboard.
It's like a fucking females facebook picture. Full of lies and angles.
>>74380573
>Cry about Evil Capitalism
>Brags about his wealth accumulaion and devices made only possibe with capitalism.
Highest forms of retardation reached by Nepal faggot
>>74377199
Pretend I'm not obsessed? Why would i pretend?
I'd do anything to be American. The USA is the greatest country in the world with the most powerful military. Even the best eurocucks would be as poor as Mississipi or some shit like that if they were part of the USA. God bless America. I'm proud of living in the same day and age as the glorious America.
>>74377199
Lol OP. Thinking this is true only shows how much you are biased by indoctrine. Get out of your shell, burger. Your freedom is fake, your lives are being controlled by oligarchs. And your culture is non-existend.
You are all marionettes. Sad but true.
>>74379868
>Everytime I see this flag
the world is tsundere for America
because america is the best and everyone is jealous
>>74380920
Awwww... Here you go. You can jerk off to it, if you like. What other pose would you like?
>>74380946
I didn't "cry" about capitalism. I enjoy capitalism, I'm just pointing out the short-sightedness of it.
>>74381403
Whassamatta burger? Can't handle the banter?
>>74381489
If that's your hand and are supposed to be manly, why on earth are you wearing a cloth hipster bracelet?
>>74377199
Not really. I perceive you as bunch of needlessly arrogant faggots. Your country is more of a meme here than anything. I'd rather have a beer with a leafbro.
>>74381736
No, I just can't handle the shape of your sherpa flag, gaylay
>>74377199
>Why Is Every Country So Obsessed With America
Why is America so obsessed with seeking attention, affirmation, acknowledgement from other countries and and and and notice me! I'M AMERICA, look mom look what i'm doing, look!!!!!!!
>>74382022
This post gave me autism.
>>74379301
How's the sex trafficking going?
>>74378623
>what is American lit
>>74381818
Hipsters plagiarized our culture. That's not a bracelet. That's a thread tied around my wrist, blessed from Changunarayan. Google it, it's a temple.
And every pretentious faggot saying "Namaste", that's our greeting!
>>74382136
>This post gave me autism.
I doubt it anon, you can't have it twice
>>74382012
That's the mark of a Gurkha. I'd be careful.
http://www.theweek.co.uk/politics/13129/gurkha-trouble-beheading-dead-taliban
>>74382150
Better
>>74382022
/thread
Everyone pack up and leave. The Americans will waddle through first. Get the jaws of life ready.
>>74382521
Nice meme
>>74382521
For what it's worth. I love your country and fascinating culture. Will be visiting you next year Februari. Really looking forward to it
>>74382871
Why thank you, Dutch friend. Take a look at this
https://youtu.be/w9Y_OzLjfUg
>its a "nepal poster tries to act like tough shit and bantz other countries" thread
Literally no one enjoys your bantz, not in this thread, and not in the thread you were in yesterday. The only thing that you will be remembered for is your Doritos flag, and certainly not your shitposting skills.
>>74383263
Jesus, so much salt! Maybe you should tone down on the Doritos a little.
And it's not my fault if you can't take a joke. Maybe you should just... www.reddit.com
>>74378130
no but it suggests it, like a fingerprint at a crime scene
>>74378938
Based Eesti. What do you think of your brothers in (E)Binland?
>>74381101
End your life please. Throw yourself to the train tracks.
>>74383633
>I swear we're white, guys
>>74383263
Nepalese are god-tier troops and allies for 200 years, I just wish our country treated them better, they can all come to the UK as far as i'm concerned and kick the muslims out
>>74382167
You mean the literature with the language that Britain invented? Oh that literature!
>>74381489
No need. Just happy to have assisted in the proper sharing of hands. As such I will now share my happy little Brazilian handgun.
>>74382198
OK, I'm still failing to see how believing in superstician:
http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/core-beliefs-of-hindus.html instead of pragmatic realism/science and wearing cloth jewelry is manly.
>>74384082
English is an abomination of Latin, Greek, French, Old Norse, German, and various forms of Gaelic.
>>74384051
That Falkland war made me sad, bongbro. Don't do that again, would ya? Too much Gurkha blood spilled.
>the burgers have enough energy to post this again
fuck off no one likes america. Your accent is the most infuriating thing known to man
>>74384321
Love you too <3
>>74384127
Just sad, man. Truly.
>>74384221
I'm an atheist to some extent. Strongly against organized religion and that ferverous spreading of it. But I'm not idiotic enough to say there is no higher power. Infinite universes can mean anything is possible. Maybe we are nature's AI gone rogue.
I also don't go and shit on other people's party. I attend any religious ceremony that allows it and if your parents are happier that you tied a piece of string around your wrist, who am I to say no.
>>74384224
Yeah but I mean it in a sense that real American culture hasn't had enough time to take a real root yet. That's why you goyims are so insecure about your patriotism.
>>74384695
>ID Jo0
lol
>>74384997
Is my dog a Jew? He has a long nose and is greedy as fuck.
I also suspect he's a communist. Just sits around all day doing nothing. Has all his basic needs fulfilled.
>>74384321
Its pronounced Alu-min-um, Abu Hazib.
>>74384295
I-i'm sorry, flagbro, America may pay you no mind but you're certainly not forgotten in the UK and Commonwealth for your sacrifice :3
>>74382022
>and and and and
>>74379595
fuck you and your culture. what have you contributed to the society in the past 100 years besides being mountain niggers and having an old MUH CULTURE
>>74385349
>>74385442
fuck you and your culture. what have you contributed to the society in the past 100 years besides being nazis and having an old MUH MOTHERLAND
>>74385442
Shut up Germany, you're getting a bit too cocky for my liking
>>74384894
Nothing sad here. I don't need your barely above average length hands to have a happy life.
Just looking to keep people honest.
>>74385349
Gurkha's are some scary cunts. Just about every story coming out of the middle east that involves those tiny little dudes always has an inordinately large body count. I do believe one of them beat some dudes to death with a tripod.
How can you Euros blame us for shoving our products at you, where you held ad gunpoint and forced to consume American media and products?
>>74385825
>I do believe one of them beat some dudes to death with a tripod.
That'd be >>74382521
>>74385849
Don't bother. They claim to hate us but import american culture and media into their shitty countries while shouting about how much they hate us. I bet most people's favorite shows and movies are american and are wearing clothes made by american companies while posting on this american-founded website.
>>74385966
That's what I get for not checking the thread first.
And it's fun knowing some guy who barely reaches my chest could bludgeon me to death with his bare hands,
>>74377199
>the world is obsessed with MERICA
What is America? A miserable pile of Jewish lies.
You may have had an identity in the past, but right now you're literally nothing but a huge meme seeping into reality through the TV screen, the big screen, the corrupted papers.
Literally no one knows about "America", everything the world gets to know about you is what the kikes feed them.
Some epic Jewlord sitting on a desk tells the Hollywood Jewlings and the Web news Jewlings what new kind of bullshit should be shat out to the world, and that's the end of it.
That, or some Megazord Jew orders your army to bring democracy and freedom to Assfuckland #19, starting a full blown silent occupation.
And yet you think the world is obsessed with America.
"America" doesn't exist anymore.
You are literally prisoners in a cage made of memes by the hook nosed people, and the cherry on top is that this cage mocks your former shape.
You are already done you stupid cucks. This is the future you chose.
>>74386387
Thanks, discount Mexico.
>>74386387
>shitaly
>>74377199
I agree. I'd rather stick with a language and a culture associated with it that over 50% of the internet consists of rather than swim in the cancerous cesspool that is the polish part of the internet and the cringy contentmakers constantly shitting in it.
Although when it comes to comedic cinematography I always go for early post-communistic polish pieces. We have pretty good books and videogames too, but I tend to mix those up with foreign ones more often than I do movies.
>>74377199
merica is the only superpower. get rid of the jew and the whole world will breathe again
>>74386590
>>74386597
You have been overrun and overwritten, and the kike virus keeps on spreading to the rest of the world.
But if you'd like to call a fucking brown fizzy soda or the latest Bay movie "culture", "identity" and claim that other countries are obsessed with it, then be my guest.
>>74387435
>kike virus keeps on spreading to the rest of the world.
Moving to all things /pol tier is the cure.
>>74377428
>Why is the white American man so obsessed with watching white women take black cock? How about you explain that?
I don't know about all white women but it's likely as was said something forbidden at least in their minds/circles. I've dated some mixed/black girls that were more intelligent than the norm (white mix likely) and they preferred white men over black men.
>>74380360
JESUS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BUTTHURT CROAT
>>74377199
I love America far more than my country.
BLESS AMERICA.
>>74387435
Italy is only a shit-donkey-hole place made for bigots and ignorants of the world.
The biggest troll-country of the entire E.U. that has more scholar dispersion spread everywhere in the country (especially in the South) and a population that can't even barely understand a sentence in english or french.
For not speaking of the freedom of expression and so on. One can't generally speak good of this Nation, at least you're not born in '98 or '99, mind brain-washed new generations that have grown up with cartoons made in E.U. (for God's sake) and all the shit candies from some bastardized eastern country...
>>74379868
Which is shorter, your flag or your dick?
> ITT Bunch of Bruised Buttcheeks. Man it's too easy easy to bait the new age commies.
>>74391549
Let me say this. I don't need a bull to pleasure my wife unlike you.
>>74380573
How Gay are you to be bragging about muscles in your hand?
>>74392307
Your dad seemed to like it
