>Open door
>See this
>Tells you he's going to murder you for insulting the sacred T*rkish nation
What do you do?
it wasent me
>>74376295
push his bitchass over and de-limb him with his own saw then hang him from my meathooks like the roach he is.
>>74376295
roachpost
He's in hell so that's unlikely
>>74376295
shoot the cunt
>>74376295
>filename
kek
>>74376295
Squish it like a roach
>>74376295
Close the door and go back to sleep.
He can't reach my knob anyway.
>>74376295
Shoot him with my gun.
>>74376295
Well... in America we shoot people like that.
In the British caliphate I imagine you throw hot tea in his face and kick him in the head.
>>74376295
Spray him with Raid.
>>74376295
Throw salt on him and scream
GET OUT YOU FUCKING T*RKROACH
>>74376441
>>>/b/
>>74376295
Step on it like I do with all roaches.
no fuckin way he could pull the start cord for that
>>74376295
Piss off, Roach.
I've never seen a roach that tall, kill it with raid.
>>74376295
Give him a box of Turkish delight
>>74376295
test my Raidthrower on it
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>>74376366
Anzu a cute.
Pic related Anzu with her babies.
>>74376295
The only good thing Turkey ever created, even if just for amusement.
Nothing some 12ga double ball to the face out of my good 'ol Mossberg can't fix
>>74376295
>*moves overcoat away with my hand to reveal a katana*
>heh chainsaw huh
>*unsheath katana*
>power full weapon but the weight and imbalance makes it a hard swing
>*swiftly cut the chainsaw in half*
>also made from cheap metal unlike this masterful weapon that's folded 1000 times
>*turk charges at me with a backup knife*
>*teleports behind him*
>nothing personnel kid
>*stab the roach in the heart*
>*drop an ace of hearts on the body*
>>74376295
Break the news to him that Russian tanks have flattened Istanbul and Erdogan has fled to Europe, then offer him my bed which is next to my wife's bed, as I'm pro refugee and I can always sleep on the couch.
>>74376295
Shoot him in the legs so I can torture him to death in my basement. I hate this fucking roach midget.
>>74376295
shut door
obviously
>>74376295
Push my palm towards his forehead and look at him swing into the air, kind of like what the world is doing to erdogan
>>74376366
Thanks i just googled her and told my gf thats how she will dress now
too cute
id just shoot the midget
>>74377035
>folded 1000 Times
>not 6 gorillion times
Pleb
>>74376295
Turn on a light so he scurries away
>>74376295
I get my bug spray.
>>74377035
>nothing personnel kid
You forgot a comma
