I suppose it is a start, but why can they not figure out how to use a toilet correctly?
>>74360676
Probably scared of whatever might lurk in the toilets, seriously, imagine having to walk into a dark, enclosed space in a country that has that many creepy crawlies.
>>74360779
If Aussies can conquer their fear of loo spiders then the Poo's can conquer their loo witches.
>poo in DESIGNATED shitting street
>grab poo with curry-eating hand
>open toilet door
>throw poo in fill full force and then quickly run away
>phew, loo witch didn't get me this time
>wash hands in drain downstream from other young pajeets working up the courage to face the loo witch
>go eat some curry
That's pretty amazing
I wonder how many designated infants have been flushed by mistake
>>74360676
>2016
>not at least using a shovel
They somehow have space program...
>>74360901
True, frankly would just set up public toilets in India Roman style and have it open so they can poo in the open air like they prefer but also still be pooing in a loo
>>74360676
People figured out hundreds of years ago that shit carries diseases, but Pajeets still use their hands and leave shit in the streets.
Literally subhuman
>>74360676
You can say they handled the situation
>>74360676
>be indian
>don't even know how to use a toilet properly
>>74360933
hahhahaha this is literally what happens
>>74361150
a sticky situation
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>>74360933
>loo witch
this is actually what indians tell their children
>>74361565
i thought it was a meme, but there is actually a loo witch
Turd world country.
>>74360676
They don't like the toilets because it's a stinky little dark room. And rightly so, since indians don't believe in cleaning things. They have no compunction about shitting in the open, so just stop making stalls and put a line of toilets out in the open.
It's not that difficult. Why are Indians so god damned stupid?
>>74360676
Sometimes I feel bad for them and wish we could teach them how to poo in the loo
kek'd
>And India thinks it can be a superpower by 2030, in 14 years when there fucking nation lacks the common sense to use a toilet bowel, an invention that's been around for a 100 years.
Tip Top Kek
>>74360933
You have to be careful in India my friend.
>>74361763
have you seen the maps howing fecal seawater toxicity which shows a massive red swirl coming out of india. you cannot make this shit up
>>74361649
No joke, I lost my best friend Atwal to one.
Went to an Indian mates engagement party recently (don't worry, he grew up here in bong, he understands how the procelain throne works) and a few of his and his fiances family had flown over from India. What I learnt:
>partied through the evening, food was put on
>food was 8/10, excellent rubies all round
>felt the rush of many pints and curry
>decide to use the facilities
>I wasn't prepared for the horrors
>someone had somehow shit on the wall in one cubicle
>oh god the rumours are true
>go to the other trap
>someone had managed to shit on both walls and up the back of the trap
>literally shit on the flush, don't even know how that's possible without doing a handstand
>use the disabled loo instead, was clean
>mention it to the hotel staff
>fucking hell not again
turns out that was the 4th time they had to clean it within 2 hours. Get your fucking act together India
>>74361872
>you cannot make this shit up
India doesnt seem to have a problem doing it
>>74361763
Before toilets were invented, whites and riceniggers dug holes, took the poo the hole and the filled it. The most basic principles of sanitation and disease prevention were in their genes, sorta like cats.
>>74361927
i feel physically sick
This may be good actually, if they explore Mars the poo will be fertilizing the planet for terraforming.
>>74360676
GOD DAMN IT INDIA...GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.
>>74360676
did they put closets on which you sit? then it's expected, it's unnatural to anyone used to squat
>>74362312
now i know why your big dot country left india
>>74360933
>go eat some curry
>immediate urge to poo
vicious cycle
>>74362473
they are cooking that curry with the same hands
>>74361836
why the fuck would one want to go to india? and even if I did, I would only by prepackaged food while over there. I'm not trying to get E.coli or whatever other disease from their poo ridden hands and fingers.
>>74362553
why would they want to go there and have their curry touched by pooey hands
>>74360676
hahahaha, I love the poorly educated.
>>74361127
... and then slowly start adding walls. first the back, then the sides, and then finally add a door.
well, if that doesn't do it, then i don't know what will.
>>74362553
Do they throw the bodies of their dead into the Ganges then draw drinking water and wash their faces in it?
>>74362553
>illegally migerate
ahem...you saying I'm not your long lost potty trained bro?
>>74361150
RAL-PHIE!
>>74362890
How much poo did you get in your keyboard typing that
>>74361971
Whites, yes. Rice niggers, no. They use their rice patties as open latrines. It gives their crops nourishment, but also is a disease vector. It's why rice niggers don't eat any sort of raw vegetable. They even microwave their lettuce.
>>74362890
>MFW MP Poonam ben went to the slum to lecture about potty but fell 8' into the sewage instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBRt7v1Ihdo
>>74362910
Ugh, ignorant! The water of the Ganges is holy and incapable of being unclean.
>>74363202
let me see...
how much does pic related look like?
>>74363279
>politician
serves the cunt right.
WHY THE FUCK CANT THEY GRASP THE CONCEPT OF A FUCKING TOILET I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74364068
You did this to them you fucking cunt. You colonized their country, used a few of their spices, invented a new food called curry which makes your asshole turn into a fecal confetti launcher, then left. You didn't even take anything except a recipe you fucks INVENTED.
>>74363333
please poo in loo
>>74364263
>recipe you fucks INVENTED.
how delusional are you?
curry is 100% authentic indian.
also, blame the anglo for not teaching us to poo in loo.
it's all their fault.
>>74364263
IT'S SELF EXPLANATORY. DOGS AND CATS FIGURE OUT TO SHIT IN A LITTTERBOX COMPLETELY BY THEMSELVES.
PAKIS ARE LITERALLY DUMBER THAN MY DOG.
>>74364356
>Historically, the word "curry" was first used in British cuisine to denote dishes of meat (often leftover lamb) in a Western-style sauce flavoured with curry powder. The first curry recipe in Britain appeared in The Art of Cookery made Plain and Easy by Hannah Glasse in 1747.
>>74364263
>recipe you fucks INVENTED
You meant to say Culturally Appropriated?
>>74364429
Cats do, dogs don't. Dogs have to be educated by putting their nose in the shit for months. They also never poo in the litterloo, they poo in the open, just not in the house.
>>74364356
we invented curry, hackmed. you only invented loo witches
>>74364489
The only thing the English culturally appropriated from India was diarrhea and MAYBE the word 'thug'.
Since when they got there the Indians had so many Muslim Thugee bandits wandering around waylaying travelers on the Silk Road that they had to clean up your messes.
>>74364263
hahaha kek. But the fucking toilet is self-explanatory though.
>>74364617
>>74364622
Too bad 'the curry' pre-dated lord mountbatten by a mere 300 years...and yes it was a Bangla origin guy 'Sek Dean Mahomed' that brought Curry to Britain in 1700's.
p.s. the 'Thuggie' gangs were devout Hindu and worshipers of goddess Kali.
If you sit on a toilet in india this witch will put her finger in your butthole.
>>74365127
That may have been true at one point in history, but most of the "Thuggee" that the British captured turned out to be Muslim.
>"Although Thugs trace their origin to the battle of Kali against Raktabija, their foundation myth departs from Brahminical versions of the Puranas. Thugs considered themselves children of Kali (a Hindu goddess), created from her sweat. However, many Thugs who were captured and convicted by the British were Muslims."
>>74365127
So when is Kali Yuga desu. Can the thugee tell us?
>>74365391
>Worship and put the red mark of Goddess Kali in your forehead
>Muslim
Tell me more Super KEKworthy stories...!
>>74365483
Don't know m8...all the Thuggies moved into parliament as elected officials after Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi independence.
>>74365825
I don't think the Thuggee made their worship of Kali blatant, that'd be kind of a red flag for potential victims wouldn't it?
IIRC they were so niggery that they'd join caravans in small spurts of 5-10 along the road as not to raise suspicions by joining in a huge group until they finally out numbered the non-Thuggee caravan members then they'd murder them in their sleep.
>>74365988
kek, but -
>implying no muslims were elected to the parliament
>>74360676
This pic needs to be updated.
>>74362553
Honest question: Are you the same Indian anon from before? How many Indians actually post on 4chan?
Can someone explain this loo witch joke to me?
>>74366438
>How many Indians actually post on 4chan?
you mean still?
there are probably only 3 or 4 who have a backbone and don't let the memes get to them and still post.
sometimes banter-exchange is fun, but mostly people get buttblasted to soon.
Where's the Indian dude from yesterday's thread who required everyone to post pics of their toilets because we asked him if he had one and he didn't post pictures
>>74366532
Someone built a working toilet in a village in India and they started worshipping it. Also, the only logical reason why Indians don't use the toilet must be because a loo witch will bite your dick off when you sit down
>>74366672
>the only logical reason why Indians don't use the toilet
some factions of the society are so incredibly poor that they haven't ever heard of indoor toilets let alone used them or even seen them.
>>74366633
I'm honestly surprised that your designated facilities are so clean Brazilfriend. No offense intended. I have white friends who have more fucked up designated areas.
>>74363279
damn... is indian infrastructure the worst in the world?
>>74366532
it's no joke bro...it eats your children and snatches your soul if you dare enter her loo domain...there's even movies made about her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daayan
>>74367002
Bathrooms here are actually pretty clean except the public ones like the ones in bus stops because no one cleans them,but everyone despises dirty restrooms here
Also why the
>white friends
thing? I'm white too
>>74367037
probably yeah.
fucking anglos didn't give us anything back. they only took.
they could have taught us to poo in loo, they could have given us good infrastructure, but no, they didn't do shit for us.
may the anglos rot in hell.
>>74367224
>>74367224
>Also why the
>>white friends
>thing? I'm white too
>>74366633
is that basket there because you can't flush toilet paper? Mexicans apparently can't flush it in their country- so when they come here they assume we can't either so if you go to a place visited by a lot of illegals (home depot, mexican restaurants, wal marts) there is almost always a pile of shitty toilet paper sitting next to the toilet because we don't put trash cans there. its fucking gross. i avoid public toilets at all cost now. build wall.
>>74367384
I mean,my grandparents (both from mom and dad's side)are Polish,so i guess it depends on whether you consider Slavs white or not
>>74361436
SUPOOPOWER BY 2020
>>74367265
>it's all whiteys fault
Are poo in loos the new nignogs? You need money for dem shitting programz?
>>74367397
We can flush,i don't throw the toilet paper i use to wipe my ass in the bin because it's fucking disgusting,the bin is there for when i open a pack of soap or something
>>74361927
Why didn't you take pics?
>>74367775
>it's never whitey's fault, even when they steal.
because only niggers steal.
sure, anglo.
when's sharia law being instated in london?
>>74360676
This picture triggers Indians.
More news out of India:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596314/Woman-tied-post-whipped-death-villagers-accused-WITCH-neighbours-fell-ill-Indian-village.html
i actually feel a little sorry for the loos who post on here :^
>>74367989
The same day that sanitation laws are instated in New Delhi
Spoiler alert: fucking never
ja pierdole nie wierze co czytam
>>74368214
When will they actually learn to poo in loo?
>>74368208
more like amazes, stupefies.
>>74368214
>i actually feel a little sorry for the loos who post on here
thanks,
what can you say, such is life.
>>74368255
ask your mayor again.
>>74368521
Sanjeet,i have a legit question
Does any city in India have Google Streetview? I tried looking at Mumbai and a bunch of other cities there before and no street had the Streetview option,i found it really weird because cities with 50 thousand people here in Brazil have it and a city with 12 million doesn't
Is that just for me? Can you guys use Streetview there?
>>74360676
POO IN LOO BY 2019
SUPERPOOER BY 2020
Bump
>>74368860
i've never used streetview.
i really don't know if it's available here or not. probably not
>>74369065
genius
>>74363279
You are having fun aren't you ashraful
>>74361767
there are several little kids books that do this. we need to start shipping them ovem
>>74360676
That´s why you have to watch animay and read mangoes
>>74361872
Actually you can
The original pic was tide levels or something like that
>we have walked on the moon
>indians still shitting on streets
????
>>74362666
Satanic trips, but even then Satan you underestimate the level of filthiness of India. You risk way, way much more than a "simple" E.coli.
>>74369139
I see,thanks
Have the link to my street in exchange,have fun poking around
https://www.google.com.br/maps/@-26.9819431,-48.6343922,3a,75y,354.06h,80.58t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJrtR7I4Wbs-ghAVKbueaTg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>74362666
even indian refrain from buying anything of the street hawkers.
can't you afford a decent big restaurant chain?
seriously not even a McD?
>>74369785
thanks.
>>74369007
>loo in every home by 2019
This is actually achievable, since only about 8 Indians have homes and everyone else lives in shanty towns
>>74361872
The other anon was right. That picture was edited for maximum bantz
>>74364429
>pakis
>>74364263
>a fecal confetti launcher
OK. I keked.
>>74365368
>2016
>not enjoying butthole pleasures
>>74366672
>>74367178
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
>>74367178
top kek. meme magic is too real
praise kek
>>74363333
Eww, not only do you poo in the open, you save fetish pics on your PC.
God damnit, how can you have such an obsession with something that takes 3 minutes a day?
>>74366607
>don't let memes
Are you THIS delusional? They're not memes. They're what's really happening. How can you be in so much denial?
>>74369941
>F7XggtOX
>F7Xggt
>Fggt
>Faggot
bumb
>>74367397
Women have things they can't flush anon.
>>74367397
I have a trash basket in my bathroom for q-tips and empty cans of tile cleaner/ rubbing alcohol/empty toothpaste tubes and other things you can't flush.
>>74367265
They took fucking spices you retard, they turned your country from jungle to semi civilized , and all they took in significant amounts was fucking spice.
>>74366607
>memes
but it's a genuine news article
about indians who shit on the street, pick it up with their hands and throws it into a toilet
it's a living meme
